Post them
>>7165543
>God tier apps
I like the youtube app
Nachos. They're often expensive, though.
My old neighbor used to make bacon wrapped jalapeño poppers in the smoker filled with cream cheese and a tiny sausage. I think he called them Buffalo turds and they were fucking incredible
>>7165573
BBQ people have the worst names for things.
>>7165547
That's not an app
>>7165543
this isn't god-tier. it's greasy as fuck, breading falls off and the onions are smushy. just no.
>>7165543
I like the 4chan app
>>7165543
Spring Rolls and Crab Rangoons
>>7166147
Fuck Floens, that resting on his laurels motherfucker.
>>7166147
Lol that's not an app...
>tfw we don't actually have bloomin onion in australia
>>7166586
No Awesome Blossom?
>>7166742
Forgot this
>>7165543
The usual, yknow?
WhatsApp, Steam, VLC, Clover, Barcode Scanner
>>7166586
that's so sad man
>>7166773
Found Reddit
>>7166773
Ebin!
>apps
Fuck you this makes me angrier than 'za or 'sketti or any of that crap
>>7165543
I personally like me some 'sticks from the 'zolis. Follow that up with a slice of 'za and some 'skettti and call it a meal.
WA LA!
>>7165543
Last time I had that I had green diarrhea for 2 days.
Best appetizer is clearly calamari.
>>7166925
http://www.slate.com/articles/life/food/2013/01/calamari_made_of_pig_rectum_the_this_american_life_rumor_isn_t_true_but.html
Oh no..
>>7166941
It's not pig rectum. That's an urban legend. Even If it was, I'd still eat it.
>>7165543
at outback these have around 2000 calories
>Applebee's Brew Pub Pretzels & Beer Cheese Dip
>Two mugs of Yuengling
You could do worse.
>>7166163
>rangoons
>app
>not the main course
You're doing it wrong.
>>7165543
pic related
>>7165543
I can't tell if this is some /ck/ meme or if they actually call them apps now.
I could totally see some shitty chain restaurant doing that.
>>7167101
And it only cost $8, that's a great value at 250 calories of pure energy per dollar.
>>7167310
Fucking christ, those fingernails
>>7167310
Is that one of those Catholic crackers, with some hot sauce on it? What are you doing with your life?
>>7167415
>Catholic crackers
Lol. Looks like an oyster cracker. They're for soups.
>>7167415
>Catholic crackers
It's called matzo, you pagan
>>7167387
>/ck/ meme
It's what they're called. Try getting outside more, grandma.
Tony Roma's Onion Loaf
>>7167464
I was under the impression they went bankrupt.
>>7167464
Blackberry bold was the best phone i ever had.
>>7165543
Salt and pepper squid with lime and chili jam, yum! I just made some, but didn't take a picture.
>>7167503
tinder is my favorite phone game. definitely the only phone game i ever beat
Oh man i remember back when that was a thing...
>>7167536
>phone games
>way back when
Ancient times, huh?
Doesnt endless apps seem exploitative? Like you could just keep ordering them and split them with 3-4 friends. I mean are the waiters going to watch you like hawks and throw you out if you share?
>>7167550
Yes, you'll get caught and charged separate endless app dishes depending on how many people were eating off your plate. Yes, they do watch.
Now go away. You have to be at least 18yo to post on 4chan.
>>7165543
raw oysters
bang bang shrimp
wings in some cases
italian restaurant near has nuts half moon mozzarella with their incredible sweet sauce
calamari
these are the ones that get me
>>7167550
Just get their 3 for 10.
Nothing fancy, but I love it
>>7167650
What's that mixed with the oil?
>>7167660
Typically a mix of herbs, basil, oregano, rosemary, sometimes spices like black pepper, it just depends what you like
>>7167660
The finest herbs and spices.
>>7167445
Oh sorry I don't frequent shitty chain restaurants to know the hip lingo. I'll stick to my locally owned places that serve actual decent meals.
>>7167650
my nigga, i forgot about that. i got a restaurant near me that does this so damn good. their food is pretty plain, but this is solid.
>>7167687
Ok gramms
>>7166747
extra awesome
Foie gras parfait with peppered madeira jelly, smoked duck, peach and almond crumble
>>7166941
So what are the tentacle clusters made from?
>>7167464
>best ribs I've ever had were from a Tony Roma's 13 years ago
>I'll never have them again
>>7167701
>gramms
/ck/ meme?
>>7165573
You had me until the tiny sausage. I've hated sausage ever since I had a sausage piece's casing wrap around my tongue and make me gag.
>>7165580
BBQ people trying to cook anything other than BBQ is pretty horrific.
>>7167772
Short for grandma, the implication being that the person in question is becoming out of touch with the world
>>7167310
>Skyline
my nigga
Ohio?
>>7167730
They actually have a pre-packaged version that you can find at the supermarket. Cheap as hell and actually quite good.
>>7167295
>Applebee's Brew Pub Pretzels & Beer Cheese Dip
oh my fucking god yes
>>7165543
I usually go for the cheese fries at Outback. The seasoning + that ranch they serve it with is pretty dank desu
>>7167698
Shit, what is the restaurant called? I know of one that is literally just as you described.
>>7168314
Didn't Macaroni Grill do this?
>>7167391
Nothing beats the mcdouble at $1.19 for 440 calories
NOTHING
>>7168327
So a mcdouble is your app? That's pretty fucked up.
>>7167799
That's bullshit. My grandma went through WW II with my grandpa who was out there killin' japs. They didn't have any disconnetion with the world. Maybe you do and that's why you probably vote for obama and his bullshit.
>>7167527
mah african american brethren.
>>7166586
yeah we do :/
>>7165543
if this food were a person i would fuck her
she's be trashy but I would love it
In a full sized american meal, what is the point of appetizers? It doesn't increase your appetite as the name suggests, rather it fills you up so theres less room for the main course. I'm American and I've always wondered this
>>7167727
Calamari
>>7165543
where can i get one of these? at what restaurants?
>>7167295
they don't this at either of the two applebees as far as i know, damn. at least the quesadillas are good.
>>7168434
Shit holes like from Aussie pretend places, Outback Steakhouse
>>7168437
But Australia IS a shot hole, m80
>>7165543
Fried chicken skins with a little hot sauce
nothing's better for shooting the shit with the boys at the pub than fried pepperoni and onion rings
>>7167464
One opened in my town late last year.
Haven't gone, but I've heard terrible things.
>>7166586
We have Outback Steakhouse in Australia, and they serve Bloomin Onion.
They're not that nice.
>>7168491
they taste shit
>>7167397
are you one of those inbred morons who thinks any amount of nail more than chewed down to the nub like a spastic child is gross?
>>7167310
right? rangoons are so much food! The local place usually gives us 6(!) and the wife and I split 3 and leave feeling fat as fuck.
>>7168298
If it is the same stuff I am thinking off, that dippin sauce is just taco seasoning and sourcream.
>>7168454
Compared to NYC I think it might be pretty cool, pretty cool indeed. I wont be coy, I'll call NYC a shit hole, not a shot hole.
>>7168458
Those look good, I've never had that before, but am willing to try them. One can only die once!
>>7168389
Ok gramms
>>7169246
>OK
![bruschetta-bread-3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j6V60T3.jpg "bruschetta-bread-3[1].jpg")
>>7165543
I made a thread last week i think when i made my own bloomin' onion. Came out fucking delicious.
>>7168288
What supermarket, anon?
Prawn & Avocado, with a little Marie Rose sauce.
![1394LH_FireCrckrCknWrapsRGB_918x568[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2th9Afb.jpg "1394LH_FireCrckrCknWrapsRGB_918x568[1].jpg")
Firecracker Chicken Wraps
Tirokafteri and skordalia are two of my favorites
>>7166803
FUCK YESSSSSSS
>>7168298
I just came so hard
Are rolls no longer good enough for you people?
>>7170191
I could probably eat a few of those
Where are they from?
BANG
BANG
SHRIMP
>>7171295
>frozen rolls covered in oil and salt
>>7171327
my mang
>>7171332
Not at MY high class fine dining establishment!
>>7171295
fucking wood ranch rolls so good senpai
>>7171360
Look at them, just look at these rolls you FUCKING SLUT.
just EAT THEM. JUST EAT AT FUCKING WOOD RANCH NOW
>>7171327
John Valby AKA Dr.Dirty- Bang Bang Lulu Live 10/26/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlHKNNTYBcI
Local Mexican restaurant has THE best spinach queso dip Ive ever tried in my life.
![CheeseCurds[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j1AYeFr.jpg "CheeseCurds[1].jpg")
deep fried cheese curds are 10x better than mozzarella sticks
>>7171372
Literally zero difference in overall eating experience
>>7165543
frickles. fried pickles. i could eat a pound of frickles
>>7171373
> it has an eating experience
>>7171373
the batter on cheese curds is a lot different than mozzarella sticks
>>7171380
You don't experience eating something?
>>7171386
The inside is also often more firm and "squeaky" vs sticks which are usually melted completely, and I agree that the curds are better.
>>7171310
longhorn steakhouse
>>7167726
>Foie gras parfait with peppered madeira jelly, smoked duck, peach and almond crumble
peasant
>>7166586
bloomin onions are overrated not nearly as good as buffalo wings, potato skins, or nachos from a real mexican restaurant
>>7165580
Its because they are without culture
>>7170128
oh god the frozen-in-death stare on that prawn in the lower right corner
>>7167464
There was a Tony Roma's across the street from an uncle's place in NYC, it got shut down for health violations.
Fuck that nasty shit.
>>7167527
fuck yea anon
>>7170191
Those things look like remora fish.
>>7172007
>ordering nachos at a "mexican" restaurant
>>7171373
Cheese curds taste nothing like mozzarella you fucking retard
Deep fried brie with blackcurrant sauce is godly.
>>7167387
I work as an expo
Every day I yell "get me the fucking apps!"
If you work in a restaurant, they're called apps.
>>7171367
Literally the most pleb appetizer
>>7171367
>I'm incapable of enjoying the simpler things in life.
![Edamame_by_Zesmerelda_in_Chicago[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P4Wi7Ve.jpg "Edamame_by_Zesmerelda_in_Chicago[1].jpg")
Comfy as fuck.
>>7167397
Those are immaculate man, what are you baiting at. I'm pretty sure they're manicured.
>>7173045
cold edamame and pilsener
hello comfiness my old friend
>>7167779
fucking kek
>>7166803
>>7172289
I used to laugh at this too... but then I found out it is really a thing in some SW states, like Texas.
>>7167397
Are you retarded? Those are perfectly fine, kill yourself.
>>7167464
Tony Roma's in Canada is of mid to upper quality.
Jimmy Dean dip is amazing
>>7170128
>>7172217
>>7167687
2/10,
forgot to work in a "farm to table" reference
Try harder next time anon
>>7169434
I came.
Bacon-wrapped jalapeno poppers. I have cravings for them all the time I'm glad my favorite restaurant makes them too.
>>7172257
It's a hat.
>tfw no more Outback in Bongland
The onion was okay, but the real MVP was the honey malt loaf with that tomato salsa.
>>7171373
they taste absolutely nothing alike
Bruschetta
Cheese (GOOD cheese) and crackers
Sopresatta and similar meats.
In my opinion, a good app has a high-qualtiy taste but does not require too much advance preparation. It's meant to sate the appetite ahead of the well-prepared meal that is being made even as the appetizers are eaten.
C'mon guys, do you really eat out?
>>7174672
that picture makes it look terrible, but it really is good.
Fried green tomatoes with shrimp remoulade
takoyaki
>>7176250
I would literally stick my dick in that bread, and then eat that bread off of my dick.
