>Your doast ees ready
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gafFg7sYeUE
doast
I would eat once of those. But I can't stop thinking about her wiping her butt with her bare hands.
I have to go to ze lobby
i guess that sandwich would be nice if i was a third world peasant surviving off $2 a day.
that's the truest struggle sandwich. born out of the most extreme poverty.
I'd fuck her provided she was thoroughly cleaned and certified free of disease beforehand.
Also, the sandwich doesn't look that bad, I'd have it with tomato ketchup as per my wish.
She should make vindapoo
>she doesn't properly line up the tops of the sliced bread when forming the sandwich
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
But for real what's up with indians and potatoes?
>>7161270
>lol racism
>>7161292
it's not racism it's a fucking fact
they don't poo in the loo
>>7160583
>says clip instead of mag
every time
>>7160940
>>7161270
watch the video. it's mostly her right hand doing the food prep.
they wipe with the left hand. her poo hand is minimally touching the food.
>>7161431
>le funny may may about Indian's lack of access to clean food, water, and hygiene
>not inherently racist
you cannot be that dumb fambily
>>7161254
Potato sandwiches are pretty fucking tasty. I usually do them when I have leftover boiled potatoes, with cheese and some hotsauce.
>>7161449
india is a nation that has designated streets for shitting in and has issues with its hygene. this is a known fact and a common problem in india. the poster you first replied to can't help but think that her hands might not be completely clean, which is absolutely a possiblity. there's nothing racist about facts.
>>7161455
The fact that she had a chance to film a tutorial for expertvillage kind of screams to you that she isn't one of the ultra poor in India that live in makeshift shacks and shit on the street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyBHtkpFMrY
pajeet why
>>7161449
Its their country, not the race that does that. Also, go back to reddit and say there, coon loving faggot.
>>7161466
what the fuck
>>7161455
what if she doesn't live in India?
what if she wasn't even born there?
>>7161447
she used both hands when she started mashing the potato. triggered me desu
>Now leave it for 3 to 4...
Days? weeks?
http://www.planetcustodian.com/2015/10/03/7873/indian-villagers-worshiping-newly-built-toilets-instead-of-using-them.html
>>7161465
Hey! They reused the toasting clip from the potato one.
Same awkward pause before "minutes" and muttered "since it's properly toasted."
So fucking mad right now.
>>7161460
>ultrapoor
It's not just the poor, even the rich in india shit in public.
id eat it
>>7162428
Me too.
The sandwich isn't half bad either.
>>7161259
Open face sandwiches arent
>>7161449
>facts are racist!
No
>>7161474
Then how'd she get the accent?
>>7161449
Found the Indian.
I bet there's shit stuck under that ring
I don't know how I found this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ENK7Qv9qlc
>>7161254
>what's up with dumb poor people and food that grows anywhere with no effort and can be prepared using nothing but hot water
gee, I don't know
>>7163967
I don't know what's worse: ASMR videos, or ISIS videos
>>7163987
>I don't know what's worse
People that watch ASMR videos
>>7160583
>expertvillage
Holy shit that triggers me hard as shit. How can a site be so useless.
>>7161447
oh, then it's fine
>>7163967
lmao all you hear is the hum of her shitty camera
your doast ees ready
>>7160583
woman with indian accent is like ASMR to me.
and those toasts look like they would be very tasty (like samosa)
>>7163967
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE EATING? WHY?
>>7164596
is calling americans amerilards racist?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY
Am I the only one who finds that accent attractive. I'd wife her.
>>7161460
It happens everywhere buddy. They even have tv-PSAs telling people not to do it.
If you can have a tv it's not a stretch to get on expert village.
>>7161460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixJgY2VSct0
>yfw
>>7163967
I'd hit it.
>>7164953
I was gonna mention that it doesn't even remotely resemble carbonara and that she touched the noodles with her poo wiping hand, but I saw she used Knorr Cream of Chicken Soup Mix for a burst of flavor which I heavily approve of. Knorr Cream of Chicken Soup Mix just makes carbonara taste better than eggs or anything else, you should try it.
This one never gets old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko
>>7165300
>she touched the noodles with her poo wiping hand
She's Fillipino.
>>7165609
So? Left hand being your poo wiping hand is universal, it's what I was told growing up as a lad in my country. I was told there's nothing to be ashamed of, but to never prepare food with my poo hand.
This will always be my go-to cooking cringe vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2hcr6yiHDk
>>7165662
This one too: https://youtu.be/WC8bbzscsJE?t=47s
>seemingly stoned guy demonstrates how to prepare ramen over four separate videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAi1FU5pT1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aw8g3787yA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORteUy4Y7t4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG_dkSdDiao
>>7164676
Of course anon. The definition of racism changed long ago, didn't you get the memo?
Nowadays, racism means "anything that hurts my feelings or opposes my ridiculous world view"
The only way NOT to be a racist is to donate all your assets to poor Syrian refugees and then to off yourself. Please note that only whites can be racist, so this is only required if you're a member of the white race.
Also please also note that there is only one race, the human race.
>>7165615
>wiping your ass with your hand
>what is toilet paper?
>what is washing your hands?
>what are nitrile gloves?
>>7160583
>As per your wish
Oh my fucking god lol. She should've head bobbled when she said that.
>>7164993
No I think women with Indian accent is most attractive as well. It's very relaxing for some reason.
>>7164993
I like the accent myself. I had an Indian doctor a few years ago, and I told her how much I adored her voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pPNOJWg5rU
>>7161465
Why is the chopping board so filthy reeeeeeeee
God damn it Indians are fucking disgusting. Can you imagine the layers of caked on shit her hands must be covered in?
>>7161447
>poo hand
>minimally touching food
>>7165855
Confirmed for touching food with your poo hand
>>7166435
Small brain host but its okay because she's a qt3.14 with a good hint of trashy
>>7166863
I absolutely 100% do. Cause I'm not a retard who believes in "a poo hand". I'm also not 8 years old and have learned to wash my hands.
>>7165693
>throw away the seasoning packet
>replacing it with two splashes of soy sauce and a little bit of pepper
bland as fuck
>>7166896
Chances are that you still have poo poo under your fingernails on your left hand though. You have to be very diligent and careful not to. Anyone should avoid touching food with their left hand out of respect for others safety
>>7166917
Jesus christ, how the fuck would you get shit under your fingernails you disgusting caveman?
Secondly, do you not clean (under) your nails when you wash your hands? Are you actually 8?
But you know what, good luck finely dicing an onion with only 1 hand, kid.
>>7165824
>there's only the human race
>you're not part of it if you're white
Please, I don't want it to be the current year any more.
>>7166917
do you shove your hands up your ass or something
>>7166922
>thinks bad hygiene is OK
>I'm the caveman
Now I know you're trolling but I'll still reply. I use this to hold my onions to chop them.
>>7166986
>claims he gets shit under his nails when wiping
>instead of cleaning it, just doesn't use that hand
>accuses other of bad hygiene
Your lack of common sense is disturbing. Wow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m88rF0rwHo8
You're gonna love Cooking With Poo!
>>7166986
Now I've seen everything
>>7167014
Ok tell me my friend, how are you 100% sure there are no more traces of poo poo on your hand at all? Why do you hate precautions when preparing food. Is it out of laziness?
>>7167022
Notice the poo poo hand is holding the device. It's important not to forget to not touch food with your left hand
POO
>>7167020
What an unfortunate name.
>>7167030
How am I 100%? I use toilet paper, so to start of my hand never even touches any poop.
Then right after, I wash my hands with soap and obviously clean under my nails. (Like you should when you wash your hands.)
Then if I prepare food, I always wash my hands before starting. LIKE YOU SHOULD.
Again washing my hands with soap and scrubbing under my nails.
Why do you hate washing your hands? Are you disgusting?
>Everyone freaking out about poo
Have you never given anyone a rimjob before?
>>7167238
>Everyone
It's literally just one retarded anon -who smears poop all over his hand when he wipes- that's freaking out over people and their "poo hands".
>>7160583
start at 15:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RKkmhDlbYA
>>7166435
"wreckless"
>>7163967
WHAT IN THE FUCK!
I'm shocked. wtf
fuck
>>7163967
Kinda cute without the glasses, but obviously pretty messed up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lUcXFrP9dA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut5qa3B9GEk
>>7167694
fuckin animals!
that's mental illness cases.
fuck fuck fuck
>>7167694
These two are so fucking great. That one's fronthead even has fat
A fucking classic!
Durka Durk Poowich
>>7167739
forgot link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNgA06xE_Ng
>>7163967
ayyy
>>7167737
>>7167743
Oh fuck the "lettuce belly" chick. Kill me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWHQItzY_g
>>7165693
that dude is ripped
>>7167766
>a carrier noodle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSkT77010fE
One of my best. I wonder where he keeps the corpses...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeGQ9jl0wJg
>>7167751
>one eye on the streets, one eye on the krispy kreme
>>7167743
>I mainly eat the peels of the bananas
please god no
>>7167751
mama
>>7167787
>>7160583
>India
>>7167787
no.
NO!
>>7160583
That girl is cute as fuck.
I'm Latino though.
>>7167856
I used to work in finance and it was a white boys club. Honestly some afternoons, the office felt like a hockey locker room.
We had a cutie girl from India sent to our white jock boys team to learn the job so we could outsource it in India.
She couldn't understand our language.
When some guy went to her cubicle to instruct her about something or just to say hello, all the boys would scream ''WASH YOUR HANDS MEN'' ''THINK HOW MUCH DIRT IS IN THAT PUSSY BRO'' ''IF YOU FUCK HER TAKE A BLEACH BATH" ''WTF IS THAT SMELL IS THAT SONIA'S PUSSY?''
Tpugh love for poor litlle Sonia. She never got some white magic because of that. She was a shitty employee anyway, taking our jobs away.
No ragrats.
>>7167850
>coast of China almost zero
nice try nigga
>>7167787
fuck it I'm gonna make this
my life is shit
>>7167850
lol
noaa.gov/tsunami/indo_1204.html
>>7167899
Check your links, man
http://nctr.pmel.noaa.gov/indo_1204.html
>>7167886
bruh are u serious that is awful lol
You are an awful person.
>>7160583
I love all the NEETs/retards are in here not understanding that any cook in any home or restaurant is going touch all your food with their bare hands literally all the time.
>what is sushi
>what is a sandwich shop
>what is any restaurant that is not fast food
>etc etc
and literally the only places that enforce gloves are fastfood and supermarkets filled with shambling Morlock workers.
>cue last week's norovirus outbreak from Chipotle kek
Listen you fucking morons: See that immaculate kitchen, with a woman scrubbed to death and perfectly made up, neat as a pin? And you think somehow she forgot to wash her LEFT hand only for some made up bull shit reason you don't even understand
>PROTIP that is an upperclass Indian, ALL of whom poo in loo no exceptions
?
You're all a bunch of mongs. I enjoy you tards so much =^+^=
>>7163967
is that dog food?
>>7160583
>>7164505
lol
>>7160973
>I'd have it with tomato ketchup as per my wish.
this thread is delivering and so early
>>7167886
fucking amazing
>>7167916
>>7167886
Everyone that works in finance is basically a cartoon villian, it's no lie, they are all total scum. Seen it firsthand.
>work IT
>called to finance office for bullshit
>under desks
>on compoopers
>solving PEBCAK
>dude snaps his fingers at me
>snaps
>his
>fingers
I finished what I was doing, went to his desk and started snapping my fingers and doing a tap routine while motioning for him to join me for an autistically long period of time until he jumped up like he wanted to fight and I mean mugged him instantly.
>fired
>worth it
>hot asf waitress girlfriend loves me so deep that night since these are her clientele and she hates them
anyway, scratch a financier, find a douchebag.
>>7161465
>How to make a salami sandwich
>>7164596
go away leftist scum
>>7163997
it's unfortunate that you aren't able to enjoy them, but there's no need to be rude. learn to manage your jealousy.
>>7167954
outdoor survival tip # 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6afUzN2tdr8
>>7167965
great meme.
>>7161465
what?! she reused the second half of the video. i love it.
>>7167954
asmr is the most aspie shit i've ever seen
>>7165136
Okay I fucking raged these scumbags are human filth.
The lady asked him "don't they get cleaned" about the public toilets.
He answers "Well that's the task of the city council"
They are just like fucking niggers
Get shit handed to them and don't take any care of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfu7Ul5g8s
rip sharky :( fuk fatties
>>7163967
Will someone make an ASMR video that starts with whispering and then open a noisy a Sun Chip bag and start crunching straight into the mic.
>>7161449
P L
POO
LOO
P L
>>7165591
this has to be troll
>>7164324
>user submitted
sound familiar?
>>7160583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8
>>7164953
Should've stopped at the 2 minute mark would've eaten it right then.
>>7167998
I'm guessing your only exposure to it is when particularly weird ones get linked on 4chan.
>>7167720
are these people inbred?
>>7168095
2spooky4me
>>7168002
>starts with whispering and then open a noisy a Sun Chip bag and start crunching straight into the mic.
>>7167939
>>7167916
Yeah financiers are a crappy bunch.
We made our Christmas team lunches at a strip club with a buffet, and the girls were forced to join (out of 25 only 4 girls). The younger ones didn't mind. But the older moms with kids were horrified and didn't came to our christmas parties.
>the face on your 40 yo female manager when you get back to the office at 3pm, completely drunk, reeking cheap strippers perfume, with still slightly stiff penis and a smile on your face. But she can't say nothing becuase 90% of the staff went, even the big millionaires VPs.
>>7167720
Why do British people look like they have downs?
Also she doesn't have too much of an issue with food...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY
>>7167743
>look at all the protien and iron I got
the cunt ate like 14 pounds of food
>>7167939
>and I mean mugged him instantly.
what
>>7168001
good, fuck sharks
>>7168001
good old jack!
>>7168190
>8,000 calories a day
Nothing freaky about bulking.
>>7168190
makes me laugh every single time
>>7161449
UNICEF made a psa for india telling them to poo in the loo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
>>7168403
oh I wouldn't
but it'd be so good
>>7168393
you can't murder a skeleton they're already dead
>>7168403
Those arms... Shed gain so many qt3.14 points if she put on a few pounds
>>7167920
yeah but we don't have a culture of specifically wiping our ass with our left hand and using the right hand for everything else
>>7165662
that would be good if the fucking fatty in the background would shut the fuck up
>>7160583
I'm little a drunk but I don't really understand the dislikes on this video. Looks like a good sandwich. Did I miss something?
>>7165662
>angrygrandpa
Kill yourself you fucking retard. Jesus fucking Christ.
>>7168493
I just got here. I don't understand either. Is it really that "Indians wipe with their hands" thing or what? Because that's kind of dumb.
>>7168505
Look at this old guy pretend to be epic you guys LMAOOOO!! ×.×!
>>7168515
Exactly. I thought /ck/ was above this.
>>7168542
thinking any board on 4chan would be above this.
all boards are full of degeneracy....save for /wg/
>>7168564
Come on now
>>7162438
those aren't real sandwiches
come'on Anon
>>7167720
I bet her cooking is terrible desu. It's impossible that she's developed any kind of palette whatsoever.
>>7161616
parsecs, duh
>L2 cook pls
>>7168638
>palette
>>7163967
I think the Scottish Army needs to dx her real quick
>>7165136
>sewage runs to the beach
why does it matter if they shit on the beach then?
>>7168001
>dat sear
>>7163967
skinny girl going ham.
I also am now craving liverwurst.
>>7165693
>tilts the clear measuring bowl towards the camera to show people whats inside
>>7167720
how the fuck do you cook without tasting it?
>>7167787
more product placement pls, Oscar Mayer doesn't make enough money as it is
>>7168742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao9Oi1HPbSk
>>7168263
kek
>>7168662
>being this new
>>7168725
Heavily seasoned with delusion.
>>7167711
They refer to it as "Wreckless Eating" because they used to be amateur wrestlers, and one of their wrestler names was " Chris Wreckless"
They still go by their wrestler names for privacy.
>>7167743
God, how can you even force all that food down.
>>7161449
Panjeet...
>>7168870
But that's still not how it's spelled.
>>7161449
Indian detected, literally a wagon wheel
>>7168919
It's purposely misspelled, are you retard? That's was my entire point of mentioning it.
>>7169034
*retarded
>>7168234
someone looks at you/says something to you and you pull a super scary intense face so that they get scared and back down.
>>7169019
the very idea of sitting on your computer posting on 4chan is weird
go have sex
>>7164953
what a waste of ingredients. All you need is cream and pork belly.
>>7161468
>rafdidas
>/ck board
pls be b8
>>7161449
Ranjeep my son...
>>7169034
No, I'm not retarded, but from watching the video I assumed they were.
Sorry for triggering you so bad, anon who is clearly one of those idiots.
>>7167787
>Salt on more salt.
>She adds more salt.
JESUS FUCK MY BLOOD PRESSURE.
>>7168190
>Go downstairs and look at calories of 8 potatoes and 4 cups of cheddar cheese.
>Only 3428 calories.
>Video says 8000 calories.
I feel like this is all staged.
>>7167694
The fact that the first thing in this video is them burping, and they are making food disturbs me.
>>7166435
I miss Daniel bryan
>>7169078
what? they look like shitty 90's trainers, just like rafdidas.
>>7164953
>cooking101
dear satan
>>7165591
I think I just threw up a little, help me senpai
>>7168034
The face of a broken man
>>7167766
>how to make carbonara
>0.01 macaroni
nope
>>7167720
>burning sausages on purpose
>cheap as fuck sausages at that
>only eats bread, instant mashed potatoes, baked beans
wew lad
>>7169670
Know of any better carrier noodle? No? Didn't think so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpAyxP4h8nk
>>7165136
>>7168190
This abject selfishness disgusts me. She forces herself to retch at other foods because she is too weak willed to eat something that isn't "yummy"
>>7169723
Don't forget "ooey" and "gooey".
>>7166986
Does that onion chopper double as your lice comb?
>>7169709
Pretty cool video, thanks for sharing anon.
>>7168123
She's from Manchester, so yes
>>7167178
>scrubbing under my nails
You shouldn't really have to do that if you keep your nails trimmed. Takes like five minutes once every two weeks.
>>7169709
Sounds a bit like the guy that does BBQPitBoys
>>7167694
they dont really look human.
>>7164676
No, racism = power + prejudice. It is [current year], didn't your sociology professor teach you already or did you take racist and misogynist degree?
>>7170523
Why not just post the pasta? At least there was some effort put into that.
>you will never be this good of a food critic
https://youtu.be/usP4v4FxKNc?t=67
why live
>>7160583
yu dally remindel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKkryfdtMNQ
>no toiletpaper
>no soap
>>7160935
>this dude knows about the IPA
My dogg
>>7161468
>rafdidas
>keen
Stfu poseur fuccboi
>>7169114
wow, could you possibly be more mad over something so trivial? And no, I'm not one of those guys, I'm just apparently smarter than you are, enough to know why they misspelled it as "wreckless"
It's not meant as reckless, as in chaotic. It's meant as wreck less, as in unstoppable.
>>7170745
I bet Val could eat a corn on the cob through a picket fence.
>>7169723
this
>>7168784
isn't this the super good chef who sold his soul to some stock pot company?
>>7167985
>to get a single solitary meal in a survival situation you must have concrete
>no concrete? too bad, see second option
>now scrape the fucking can against the concrete until the metal wears out; conversely stab it with a knife endangering your hands to cuts
>second choice
>Smack it with a rock
>i wont show this though
oh ya, real survivalist this lady
>>7171023
It does make your pasta taste better than salt. You should try it.
>>7170759
FUCK!
Thanks god I was born in a developed country.
>>7170759
This man is doing the Lord's work. God bless him.
>>7170745
this girl is rilly pretty even if she is dumb as a stump
>>7170745
goddam this needs 1 million views lmao
>>7170759
nothing wrong with a squatting toilet but paper is such a simple invention. literally no reason to use your hand
>>7161447
>her poo hand is minimally touching the food.
>poo hand
>minimally touching
>food
Pajeet plz
>>7163967
turn off the fucking fan if you're going to do some relaxing video
>>7171185
>from the look of it the latrine used was not flush
you flush with ass-water
velly velly clean
>>7168001
"Finding shark is like next to impossible in southern california"
Jesus christ, take a fucking hint. Killing sharky is the devil's play.
>>7167954
>>7167989
>>7163967
aspie please fucking leave, if theres one thing I will never forgive you for is posting these fucking videos on /ck/ and /b/
the sounds that come from these things literally make me feel nauseous and its even more grating hearing some dumb cunt trying to tell me what shes doing for whatever reason she has in the lowest whisper where all I hear is her lips smacking
>>7160583
>anything expertvillage
>>7163967
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Damn India fucked up huh? When did it become physically impossible to make a thread on 4chan having anything even remotely to do with India, without it turning into POOINLOO.
>>7171454
Modi pls
>>7160583
I got some weird asmr from this how to video
>>7171454
It's been like this on /ck/ for the last year or so. Which really sucks because India actually has some pretty diverse cuisine that I'd be interested in learning more about. Their spice game is top notch.
>>7171473
>Their spice game is top notch.
It's all the poop.
>>7163967
is she a serial killer
>>7160583
I have developed a fetish for indian grills. I would literally fuck the shit out of her. Like pounding her pooper deep and hard til the poo starts leaking out all over my dick. The thought of it makes me DIAMONDS.
>>7167020
looks pretty good tho
guys, i don't know where else to ask this, but i've seen some videos posted pertaining to it so far:
is ASMR a fetish?
i don't get any pleasure out of these ASMR eating videos, and i think most people would agree, but there are thousands on youtube. it's like wikipedia, one link leads to another and you fall into an eating k-hole of sorts - the same can be said for many parts of the 'dark side' of youtube.
everything about the context of the videos make them seem sexual. at face value they are innocent but there are so many indicators of hidden shame - many "ASMR-ers" only show half of their face (why?). they are mostly women. there seems to be a focus on 'heavy' food like spicy dishes, fast food, dessert. there seems to be an order of sorts to the videos that shows itself across multiple channels, as in what is said and how it is said. the ASMR people often say they are fans of it themselves and they view and comment on other channels.
>>7171652
I have never gotten anything sexual out of asmr personally. I like the youtuber thewaterwhispers.
She looks like a goblin. It doesn't mean I can't find something soothing about her videos.
The sad thing is there's just some of you who will never get that tingling feeling we get so you'll never really understand. I wish I could explain it to you but it's just something you either have felt since you were a child or might never feel at all.
>>7160583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLxJJ1tHpLo
