i fucking hate to cook for those fuckers
>>7160322
Any bean recipe
don't forget to sneak in some meat
>>7160343
maybe some lard :)
i only do it because of money :/
>>7160322
10/10 taste
http://holycowvegan.net/indian-vegan-recipes
Use google, goddamn.
>>7160462
>takes the time to tell somebody on /ck/ to use google
>>7160451
That's not too much of a stretch from some of the processed cheese product that already exists. Granted, it's closest to the nastiest of said products.
>>7160322
tacos with quorn crumbles instead of meat. make it for my bf all the time and he loves it.
>>7160540
faggot
>>7160462
I think the idea is for posters to suggest meals that they enjoy.
god me too like...fucking stop caring about the environment and suffering, just... be senseless and irrational about it ok!!!!!!!!!!! fucking faggots am i right
>>7160322
>Take any existing vegan meal
>Add ingredients in proportion to the original recipe until the meal is large enough to feed ten people.
>WA fucking LA.
I made a vegan Shepard's pie for my vegan woman for thanksgiving. It was lentils and mushrooms simmered with aromatics and sage, then covered with boring-ass mashed potatoes and baked for 45 or an hour.
Got laid that very night.
Taquitos with beans
Curry and peppers over basmati rice
Though really just stop having vegan friends
>>7160451
Those aren't vegan
They have casesin in them
>>7161420
I made a vegan Shepard's pie for my vegan woman for vegansgiving. It was vegan lentils and vegan mushrooms simmered with vegan aromatics and sage, then covered with boring-ass 100% vegan mashed potatoes and baked for 45, or an vegan hour.
>>7160540
Quorn isn't vegan.
>>7160322
big fucking batch of buckwheat with peas and onion or some shit
if they want to eat like grass eating animals then let them
>>7160540
maybe he just love you instead
FEED THEM OATZ
MAKE THEM DO SQUATZ
>>7160322
>being friends with subhuman vegans
You brought this upon yourself.
>>7160322
sabji is the easiest vegan meal for a crowd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSSihM5SZVk
serve with rice or roti
as a vegan, i get excited about lentil soup
>vegans on /ck/
what the hell happened to this place
>>7160322
Use lard (claim it's coconut oil)
Use ghee (same)
Use bone broth as basis for vegetable soup
Blood in tomato soup (make sure there is a spice or maybe celery slices to provide a distracting taste)
Soybean patty with some ground beef thrown in
Vegetarian liver (greenbeans, walnuts, etc. in blend) with added liver pate
>>7165695
You could also blend mozzarella cheese with tofu if you really wanted to go the whole hog.
Speaking of which, use pig's blood for the tomato soup and try to work some liquidised shellfish into the meal.
May as well offend every self-righteous dingdong on earth.
>>7160322
just make a fuck load of roasted carrots with a fuck load of extremely garlicy gremolata
or just a chickpea curry or something
Why do you need to cook for 10+ vegans?
>>7165795
It's for a gay marriage.
>>7165801
Why are you cooking for a gay marriage?
>>7165804
Not OP, but would you turn down business just because they're gay vegans?
Well, I assume OP is a caterer or something. If not, why would you subject yourself to this OP? And don't tell me it's a wedding present, if you don't do vegan cuisine, just pay for a vegan caterer as your present.
>>7160322
Don't bother. You can't please them. Look up vegan mac'n'cheese and try not to cry. But here's a funny unrelated story:
>at gf's house for dinner
>her older sister is vegetarian
>mom always has to cook separate meals for her
>mom makes us enchiladas for dinner
>leaves it on the stove for self-serve
>watching tv in living room with gf
>blood-curdling scream from kitchen
>it's her sister screaming hysterically
>gf asks what's wrong
>"I ATE CHICKEN FLESH!!!"
>runs upstairs to her room crying
>mfw she ate chicken enchiladas
>>7160540
>be vegan
>gf wants to cook for me
>makes quorn tacos
>nastiest shit I ever ate
>can't tell her cause she's a psychotic bitch and will get super mad
>also no blowjobs for a month
>eat it and pretend she's a great cook
>she makes it more and more
Kill me
>>7165871
Stop being a beta faggot
>>7165871
Tell her and hold your ground without apologising. You'll be surprised how quickly she folds. Just don't get impatient - wait it out.
Nobody ends relationship over quorn, and if she does, she was going to end it over something else within a week anyway.
>>7160322
Find something that's easy to cook, cheap in bulk and takes spices well. I recommend sawdust. Salt liberally.
>>7165871
why are u still dating her,,,,.?
S-sleep tight p-p-porker... :'(
Spaghetti squash with sautéed mushrooms
>>7167953
because blowjobs
>>7168252
>blowjobs
Insert joke about vegans putting meat in their mouths here.
>>7160322
Falafel (make your own - not hard. make sure you deep fry it)
Beetroot salad (raw beetroot - grated, raw carrot - grated, + pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, and lemon juice)
Naan bread
Rice + asian vegetable stir-fry
lots of tasty salads,
pakora
tofu with chilli oil
>>7160322
why do you know more than 1 vegan
>>7168252
I'll give you blowjobs for $1 fast food chicken sandwiches.
>>7160444
Gardein and Field Roast are legit really good.
>>7160343
fuck you
