What kinda bread you get at subway?
toasted flatbread, brah
>>7159833
>"No bread, please."
>Grin maniacally as she tries layering meat, salad, and sauce on the paper.
Italian herb & cheese. Then I jump on the counter, stick my dick in it, and spin in circles while shouting "wooloowooloowooloo!"
Then I go to Firehouse for a decent sub.
>>7159855
>Firehouse
ayy lmao
>>7159833
Italian herbs/cheese or white ftw
OFFICIAL SUBWAY BREAD POWER RANKINGS
1. Hearty Italian
2. Italian Herbs and Cheese
3. Italian
9001. Any of that wheat shit
90000000001. >Flatbread
I go to Jimmy John's and buy a loaf of their day old bread, then I go to Jersey Mike's and buy a half pound of their God-tier roast beef, then I go to Subway and buy a cup of their sweet onion teriyaki sauce.
The veggies I already have at home.
>>7159833
No.
>>7159855
Are you one of those faggot volunteers that goes to one fire every 3 years and tells everyone he's a firefighter
>subway
>not quiznos
>>7159924
No, I just like Firehouse. The bread is better, the meat is better, everything is better. Fuck Subway.
>>7159900
subway is good food
its healthy
I get wheat bread at Sub Factory.
Is good.
>>7159833
I get salad bowls
>>7159833
Wait what? Monterey Cheddar?
I like the 9 grain honey oat. Sometimes it's just too sweet though. Wish they had a grainy bread with oats and seeds without the sweetness. Would be nice if they had the grain bread that Publix deli has.
Italian Herbs and Cheese for me. Literally the same thing as Monterey Cheddar except with the barely noticeable (but nice) seasoning.
>>7159996
They've had it for years, if that's what you're asking. I haven't really gone to Subway since I was in high school when some of us would go for lunch (and I graduated nearly seven years ago). I assume you meant the spelling though lol.
>>7159853
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>>7159916
Are you me?
>>7159833
Hi can i get an extra meat meatball sub on flatbread?
>>7159965
It's fast food, it's pretty good fast food you can get on your lunch break. Why do people get so angry about sandwiches anyway?
>>7159833
no bread, please im gluten free. enjoy your gluten cancer retards.
>>7159971
Why? Because Subway tells you it is?
>>7160057
>subway
>good
Yeah no, I'll go to an actual deli and get a sandwich that has more than 1/6th of an inch of meat on it.
>>7159833
sesame
Oregano and cheese
I've always wondered why they only have "soft" bread
I work at a Togo's in California. It's really gone to shit but the wheat bread is still pretty nice.
Safeway deli is top tier subs.
So much better than Subway it's not even funny.
Cheaper too.
Gf still prefers Subway kill me.
>>7160095
Enjoy your cancer.
> WALK INTO SUBWAY
> "What bread would you like?"
> EE-TA-LEE-AHN
>"sorry?"
> PRONOUNCE IT THE SAME WAY 3 TIMES
> SHE DOESN'T GET IT
> EYE-TEH-LEE-UN
>"OH"
why are americans such idiots?
>>7160372
PRO VO LOW KNEE
i don't understand what's supplement and what is included at subway, also why do you have to chose a sandwish on the menu but the sandwish-maker actually just ask what you want in it.
>>7159853
You know that subway does "salads" right? That is exactly what you asked for there.
>work at Subway
>guy comes in, looks shifty, wears all black everything and a baseball cap pulled down over his eyes, major creep alert
>"Hi! Welcome! What kind of bread can I start you off with?"
>it's noisy behind the counter with the machines and fans going
>guy mumbles something and quickly peaks at me from under his black baseball cap (it's not even a flat bill fyi)
>I apologize and ask again
>he mumbles like three more times
>still can't hear a fucking thing
>he finally looks up and stops slouching like a weirdo for about two seconds to finally speak loud enough for literally anybody to hear
>rest of the customers just have this wtf creep look on their face
Why are creeps so pathetic?
>Eating at subway
>>7159855
Beef and chedder brisket all the way
>>7159833
None because I don't go to subway.
Publix sub master race.
>38 replies
>ctrl+f: honey oat
>no honey oat
>>7159916
>buy a cup of their sweet onion teriyaki sauce
You can do this?
How much does it cost?
>>7160886
wtf is wrong with these people man
>>7160886
Lets be honest honey oat should be renamed honey GOAT
yoga mat
>>7159833
Whatever the Sandwich artist suggests
>Safe Tier
Italian
>Condiment Explosion Tier
Flatbread
>I've made a mistake Tier
Monterey Cheddar
9-Grain Wheat
>It's Ok Tier
Italian Herbs & Cheese
>Kids Menu Tier
9-Grain Honey Oat
>>7159872
Holy shit someone that understands that flatbread is not a good choice in life
Meatball on honey oat. Toasted with shredded cheese. Jalalenos pickles gren peppers lots of onions lettuce mustard. Wash it all down with a coke. Feel like shit for several hours after like feels like diabetes or something
Gays
I've met this italo american woman in Minnesota and she told me that her family sold for a lot of shekels the recipe for the italian bread. Supposedly they used to have a bakery in NJ or Jew York or some shit.
Is this true?
>>7162269
Sounds like every dumb fat American who had someone in their family famous for something.
Let me just tell you: Ya don't.
>>7162269
Strange, I've met a lot of middle aged ladies in minnesota with a story about how her family used to {mundane retarded sounding thing you wouldn't normally want to brag about} and this is why {slightly nicer than average house in the suburbs}
I think it must be a strange minnesota tradition
I go to subway to get soup.
Until they implement self-service there's no way I'm stepping foot inside one
>>7159872
Only 6 replies in and somebody gets it 100% perfectly and objectively correct. I'm proud.
>>7159833
>What kinda bread you get at subway?
just fuck my sandwich up
>>7159833
god subway breads are all so disgusting and they stink stink stink so bad you can smell the disgusting barf the whole road long
>>7162269
The real story
>fifth generation immigrants capitalised on their ancestry and gullibility of the average citizen and sold them a run-of-the-mill bread recipe
Hey guys there is this pretty cute little poo in loo chick at the Subway between my work and home.
I have a plan that I'd ask her out if I were to ever break up with my gf.
She's really cute, was born here, just looks poo in loo.
Anyway, what's the best way to ask out a sandwich artist?
>>7160887
usually around 13 bucks. i have a special deal with my local subway though.
>>7160061
>work at Subway
>mfw someone brings in their own bread
>>7159833
The child rapist one
>>7162932
Ask if 'SHE'S' on the menu. xP
>>7159833
who italian herbs, tuna, thousand island and all salad here?
>>7164201
I want to believe
>>7160372
GA-BA-GOOL
nothing because subway is terrible
>>7159833
Italian bread, veggie patty with spinach, tomato, jalapeno and southwest sauce. Just try it bruh.... toasted of course
>>7159833
Every subway is perfumed with the smell of vomit and ammonia, i don't see how anyone could eat this shit,
Jalapeno.
Whole grain, everytime.
Rye bread in subway when
>>7159872
I'd swap one and two but they dont have hearty italian near me at any store
>>7159872
>youtube poop memes
IT'S 2015 PEOPLE
>>7160474
Now you're making me wish there was a firehouse where I live.
