Find a flaw.
Vegetables make me shit a volcano
Stickin with meet and cheese thx
Well, it's kinda old and dry.
>>7157476
Looks like a tree
Shitty if overcooked, but that's everything
>>7157482
Your body is probably just not used to processing vitamins.
The only flaw is that it's not cabbage.
>>7157506
maybe its all the fiber
>>7157491
This is literally the selling point to kids though, and picky eaters in general
Looks like a queer little tree to me...
>>7157541
>calling a tree a homosexual
>>7157476
It's not a tomato.
>>7157543
>no big brown branches
It wishes it was a tree..
It's raw!
>>7157476
I just paid $6 CAD for one of those fuckers. It wasn't even organic.
>>7157543
faggot tree
>>7157579
Was not buying it not an option?
It's difficult to clean because of all the nooks and crannies and it leaves green shit all in my colander that takes forever to wash out.
>>7157589
Go ahead and mock me.
>>7157600
>recipe for pasta and broccoli
>Go ahead and mock me.
You're not making this difficult.
>>7157600
Why flax oil?
It's broccoli
>>7157476
doesn't fit in my pot sometimes because they put broccoli on steroids
smells like farts
too filling to finish the whole thing
>>7157612
I've done something similar before and I added minced garlic and grated cheese over it. Pretty yummy.
>>7157632
>Is this a cookbook for basic bitches?
The recipe has 4 ingredients, what the fuck do you think
>>7157632
>Ah.
I'm not vegan, but there actually are a lot of great recipes inside. The best part is that most of them are simple to make, with ingredients you probably already have. You do normally have to add more salt than what's listed, if salt is listed at all.
I can never figure out what to do with it
Don't worry, friends. I'll post pics of that completed broccoli and pasta dish.
>>7157727
>Palestinian oil
Called the FBI, the party vans on the way Achmed
>>7157745
Shlomo Shekelstein pls
>>7157476
The stem has to be peeled to be palatable.
>>7157745
Oy vey! Not again!
Florets get stuck in my teeth
>>7157609
the only viable source of omega 3 from non meat sources
Wa la.
>>7157810
depressing/10, but conforms to recipe
>>7157810
looks delicious
i love broccoli
>>7157810
Fucking terrible. Next time, de-floret it, roast the stems, blend them, make a sauce with a little milk, add the florets and seasoning, and then put that over the noodles. I don't know why anyone would even throw that together instead of just eating roasted broccoli and a baked potato or something.
>>7157810
Would be much better with grated parm on top
Looks like it's supposed to though, so good job?
It's gonna get banished to the isle of misfit toys!
>>7157810
gross
Tastes like shit unless covered in cheese. Smells just as bad.
>>7157476
yaaa op!
>>7157764
Oy vey!
>>7158363
I'm so sorry you have no clue how to cook.
Fuck broccoli. It looks gay, the name sounds gay, it feels gay in the mouth and it tastes likes ass, in short, it's the gay ass hipster edition of cauliflower. Only semi acceptable way to use it is in a stir fry smothered in copious amounts of soy sauce and spices.
>>7158678
Eat your cereal and get ready for school, junior
>>7157600
wheres the protein tho?
>>7159121
Broccoli and noodles both have protein
I put it in my CHICKEN AND STARS SOUP
>>7159133
Congratulations.
>>7157476
You can't eat it raw.
>eating a miniature tree
>>7159194
Yes you can.
>>7159197
It's a cabbage
>Eating green tree manlets
>>7157600
>flax oil
eat some fish you fucking retard
>>7159261
I do.
>>7157482
How do you stay healthy? Or are you not...
>>7159261
Why is /ck/ so fucking hostile? holy shit
>>7157476
The stem.
>>7161874
/ck/ is having fun. You are weak.
The buds on the florets are yellowing, not deep green, or purpley blue. The buds are also a bit big. The leaves from the stem have been ripped off, but that is commonplace in supermarket and general commercial practice.
Or were you looking for someone to mention it isn't the right variety, such as sprouting broccoli?
>>7162395
Frig off Cyrus
>>7161874
[spoiler]It's banter[/spoiler]
>>7157810
If you were to brown a chicken breast in a pan and then saute the broccoli flourettes in that leftover fond and add the cooked pasta and throw the cut up chicken breast back into it then it'd be awesome. Also, come up with a decent cheese sauce or just add some parm.
Otherwise you're my nigga.
