What does /ck/ have for breakfast?
usually
>1/2 an avocado
>1 small clementine orange
>1 piece of toast
Porterhouse steak
Half dozen fried eggs
Six slices of toast with butter
A whole tomato
Raw white onion
Quart of OJ
Quart of whole milk
That's during the week. On weekends, I eat light.
Cup of greek yogurt with blueberries, and a fiber one bar
I've been going to McDonald's or like eggs at home.
Bagel with jam/butter/cream cheese
Apple
Cup of black tea or maté if I'm feeling particularly sleepy
Maybe a handful of peanuts
Had a black bean + chipotle pepper tortilla and some fruit.
I eat full meals for breakfast, usually left-overs from last night's dinner.
Yemeni bread with black beans.
>>7152450
Are you an 8ft tall body builder?
Baked goods. Usually jam tartines. Also coffee with milk. Light breakfast, heavy midday meal, middling evening meal.
Weekdays:
First Breakfast
Bowl of shredded wheat cereal with skim milk.
Banana or yogurt.
Second Breakfast
Avocado
Third Breakfast (for the really painfully slow days at work)
Half of my packed lunch
Weekends
Oatmeal with fruit
A toasted English muffin with butter, sometimes crunchy peanut butter instead
Not very healthy but I don't have a big appetite first thing in the morning
>>7152372
Usually leftovers or real food. When I was a kid I didn't have much of a choice but once I got my own I realized that normal breakfast food sucked the major D and I liked real food, so that's what I eat for breakfast.
>>7152693
What's unhealthy about that?
Put a couple sprouts on it and pray to some crystals and you'll be fine.
>4 hardboiled eggs
>1 banana
>a few cups of coffee
>>7152705
Refined white flour, plenty of salt. Nothing but butter.
I guess i could be eating worse for breakfast like HFCS cereal or greasy bacon and eggs
Today I had chocolate ice cream, oats and whey protein powder.
IIFYM
>>7152372
oats with yoghurt. i sometimes add walnut or cherry jam. is it healthy enuff? i dont add jams often though. only 1/10 of the time as i dont like sweet things much.
>>7152859
oh and 300 ml coffee with no sugar-milk to speed up the metabolism.
>>7152372
Oats, a banana, protein shake
Today I have more time though so 4 eggs, oats with banana in it, and some Greek yogurt
Raw cashews. Nice nutty breakfast.
bread and butter
omelette
>>7152582
he's a remorseless morbidly obese neckbeard lad
>>7152751
>a few cups
That resistance to caffeine huh?
I devour six to eight unborn chicken fetuses then I add salt and pepper and I drink cow's breast milk with so magical beans ground up water added to get me hyper.
Oatmeal and coffee.
>>7152873
don't forget to activate those family
>Sunday Morning
Two eggs scrambled, no cheese. 1 slice of wheat toast cut diagonally with strawberry jam. Glass of skim milk. Coffee.
>Monday Morning
Yogurt. 1 Banana. A second banana. Coffee.
>Tuesday Morning
Bowl of Cracklin' Oat Bran w/ skim milk. Banana. Coffee.
>Wednesday Morning
Bowl of Cracklin' Oat Bran w/ skim milk. Avocado. Coffee.
>Thursday Morning
Sheetz run!!
6" Shmonster white roll. Scrambled eggs, sausage patty, american cheese, guacamole, shredded lettuce, onions, tomato. Coffee.
>Friday Morning
Bowl of Cracklin' Oat Bran w/ skim milk. Avocado. Coffee.
>Saturday Morning
Bloody mary. Coffee.
Greek yogurt with cherries
Beetis meds
Water
Bacon, eggs with cheese and butter, sausage, coffee with heavy cream.
If I'm short on time I'll munch on pork rinds.
>>7152873
I gave your mum a nutty breakfast all over her face
Nothing just some milk and freedom.
>>7152372
an egg dish and some fruit/nuts usually
Oatmeal black coffee and sometimes some scrambled eggs
I drink coffee with a straw to not stain my teeth
>>7152372
coffee, fruit, fig bars and dextroamphetamine
>>7152811
Try some whole wheat English muffins with some natural peanut butter. I don't particularily like the whole wheat ones with jam or what not but with crunchy peanut butter they taste great and are better for you.
>>7152372
when i wake up in the morning i beat off and eat my semen
literally all i have for breakfast
>>7152372
4 scrambled eggs 4 slices of bacon
I eat my greens later in the day
>having your coffee before going to work
Enjoy it wearing off by the time you get to the office
>>7153970
You need a girlfriend to do that for you. There's nothing like waking up in the morning to a girlfriend getting you off, it's true the other way too. Waking her up in the morning with orgasm and a smile.
Either are better than waking up with the creepy king!
>>7153978
>drinking coffee to be awake
i bet you dont even get your recommended amount of sleep and exercise too!
>>7152372
I go for the fruity pebbles
>>7153030
I saw that coffee-straw thingy on an episode of Wife Swap once. My only question is: doesn't the hot coffee make the straw go all fucky? Or do you use thicker straws?
My breakfast is usually coffee, sometimes with food if I have time. I was on protein bars for a while, but lately I just have coffee and skip actual food until lunch. I really like Greek yogurt and frozen fruit with a cup of tea instead of coffee, if I wake up super early.
>>7154000
This is /ck/, no one here gets their recommended amount of exercise
>>7152372
Steel cut oats usually. Sometimes grits or eggs or both if I feel like mixing it up. May or may not have a red banana with it, and coffee of course, though sometimes tea.
>>7152372
Little round toasts, pic related
with some kind of spreadable cheese, be it cream cheese or baby bell swiss
and a cup of medium roast coffee
>>7153959
I've looked at those but thought they would taste shit. Will grab some next time I'm at the shop
>>7154252
False.
>>7152372
though not an american myself, I usually have bacon and eggs with 2 toast, because fuck you I fucking love american cuisine
A bagel with a cup of tea/coffee
>>7155033
>fuck you I fucking love american cuisine
... I didn't know that was american breakfast food, I thought everyone did that. When I think specifically american breakfast food, what comes to mind for me is cereal.
>circumcisions and rolled grains
Alternate between:
Fruit muesli (oats, hazelnuts, sunflower seeds, raisins, grated apple and lemon juice)
Two scrambled eggs on two pieces of toast. Heavy on the butter.
All washed down with a cold glass of water. I might go crazy once in a while and have pancakes or bacon and eggs, but it just makes my insides feel bad after a few hours.
porridge
>>7152372
>breakfast?
Today? Two salt bagels with salmon cream cheese. BLISS.
>>7156740
even more pathetic desu
Any one have any way for me to spice up fried eggs? Like certain spices or something while preparing them? Right now I fry them in butter and olive oil and put salt and pepper on em
>>7152968
You sound like a 30+ yo memelord who likes metal
Not hatin, just an observation
