Pizza, because women pretend to like eating it.

Potato

Imitation caviar

>>7145391

Haggis, because it's old, Scottish, and not afraid to punch a woman in the mouth.

Otherwise this seems like a stupid question.

A red hot dog. But only during the month of October.

>>7145547

I keked

>>7145391
i'd have to go with some sort of old classic dish that never changes and never goes out of style
shank of lamb or some shit like that?

Egg mcmuffin of course

>>7145391
Ur mum, lol!

>>7145391
Poached egg.

Peanut butter on top of saltines will make you talk like sean connery, does that count?

jack scalfani

>>7145391
A fish that fell into the ashes of a fire.
For some reason his face makes me think kissing him would taste like an ashtray.

>>7145391
Bon-Bonsh

Becaushe they're wrinkly, filled with cream, and women love them.

>What is the x of [board theme]?

Stop this.

It would be a sausage sandwich with sauce of course

(you're meant to read this in his voice.)