Is there anything to do with these besides putting them on saltines?
They are great in all kinds of salads or cold noodle dishes.
>>7139336
>these remind me of a vagina i recently plowed
>wet and slick
>mfw
I usually just eat them out of the can like a savage
But over linguine with garlic and olive oil is pretty good too.
>>7139336
Smoked mussels? Blend them with cream cheese, chives, shallot, sliced green olives, and worcestershire sauce and spread on crackers (or melba toast, or pita triangles, or whatever).
>>7139359
That sounds pretty bizarre.
>>7139367
Nope, it's delicious.
What do they taste like?
>>7139410
Wow... can't think of anything to compare it to. The texture also is pretty unique...
An oily, smoked version of dry steamed liver is the best comparison I can think of.
>>7139417
Sounds weird. Guess I'll pick some up later.
>>7139359
Better with smoked oysters imo, but fuck I agree 100%, a small bit of white wine vinegar/lemon juice would go a long way too.
>>7139347
mussel is 'moule' in french
and literally a slang word for vagina
>>7139460
y'know no need to be so roundabout, "clam" is slang for pussy in English.
thoughts?
>>7139434
Got a can or two in my cupboard, definitely trying this on payday.
jam them in your pee hole.
my record is 7
>>7139336
They are perfect with pasta. Follow the usual procedure for a cream based sauce (challots, herbs, garlic, cream, etc) and add the pasta.
>>7139460
Same thing here
"Pizdice" - little cunts
>>7139554
you're comparing breaded oyster vs steamed mussel I think
>>7140129
Yeah, they're great in carbonara.
>>7140172
So much bait
>FEED ME SEYMOUR
1 8 oz pkg cream cheese, softened
2 tablespoons mayonnaise
1 teaspoon lemon juice
1/4 teaspoon garlic salt
1 dash Tabasco sauce
1/2 cup chopped ripe olives
1 can (9 ounces) smoked oysters, drained and chopped
Combine cream cheese, mayonnaise, lemon juice, garlic, salt, and hot sauce in a small bowl. Mix until well blended. Fold in olives and smoked oysters
>>7139367
Bizarre? It's pretty normal, actually.
Also tasty as fuck.
>>7139336
These anything like smoked oysters? I could only manage to eat couple oysters. My dog wouldn't even try one.
