Hey everyone, so as a gift I received tickets to his show tonight. I didn't even know this was a thing until i got them. Anyone ever heard of it or been to it? I honestly have no idea what is gonna be happening in it or how long it's gonna be.
He lies about his culinary career, then flexes and bones his hot wife for nine hours.
>>7138200
Always wondered what he has lied about?
>>7138145
Go backstage and get a blowjob.
>>7138145
bring some lube and a piece of rope to bite down onto incase he asks you to come up on stage
>>7138248
I heard he told them that he made the queen's birthday cake
>>7138279
and it was so good she experienced the first orgasm in 50 years
>>7138248
He worked for 3 presidents, worked in the white house, the queen knighted him and gave him a Scottish castle. His education. His autobiography is also full of lies. He swindled someone out of $100,000 in Florida
>>7138317
He managed to get a tv show from it and he seems to be doing well
Hasn't started just yet
>>7138374
>successful people never lie
