Who are you?
Only crossboarders don't slice on the bias.
>>7137791
Triangles taste better
>>7137795
I'm a scientist and I can confirm this
I cut them into a 4D hypercube
>>7137791
triangles have less crust and are therefore better
>>7137806
Why don't you just buy crustless bread?
Mine are deconstructed. No need to cut them.
Why are meat and cheese cut into circles but bread is baked into squares and rectangles?
>>7137806
>triangles have less crust
N/A
http://strawpoll.me/6177670
>>7137825
Usually meat and cheese is processed in tubes. Bread is baked in pans. You can cut a round loaf from the top down but slicers cut the other way. Bread is baked in square pans. Now I'm over thinking this. Fuck.Blame the illuminati
>>7137825
What kind of shit are you eating
>>7137876
food, you know. italian meats and cheeses, french breads
>>7137892
this is so stupid
>>7137791
I don't cut it because I'm an adult that can handle a whole sandwich.
>>7137892
a literal mouth breathing retard made this
>>7137892
Now nobody is happy, FUCK OFF.
>>7137957
You're an adult, big fuckin deal. I bet your so cool in real life.
>>7137957
This, real adults dip their whole sandwiches into black coffee. It's the sophisticated, adult thing to do.
>>7138371
I dip mine in islay whiskey
I rarely cut my sandwiches but I could do either one.
Diagonally. The people that cut it straight down are wrong, like the people that have their toilet paper roll to the inside.
The people that cut it straight across should be shot on site.
>>7137849
>Now I'm over thinking this. Fuck.Blame the illuminati
words to live by
>>7138401
>giving a shit about any of this
Stop being a fag
Grilled cheeses get cut diagonally, peanut butter and jellies get cut hotdog style. Meat sandwiches can go either way.
>>7137795
This
>>7137799
I'm a federal funded scientist working for the DoD
I can confirm this assertion is factually wrong and said scientist is actually an ISIS member
Horizontal cut is the right way, the American way
>>7138461
Finally, someone possessing the wherewithal to opine with substance and authority.
Diagonal, and then cut again to make lil cute triangles. The best.
>>7137795
thread over
Always triangles, unless the proportions of the sandwich make that impossible (that is the only reason for the cross cut).
2 cm inward, from each side
Vertical
2 strips, one thick middle piece
Enjoy fun thinstrips and a managable center. Sometimes cut the middle piece diagonally.
>>7137791
Triangles are slightly easier to eat and they give you better crust to bread ratios.
They are also slightly more appealing from an appearance standpoint.
Though I have been meaning to try cutting mine on an offset diagonal which would have the best of both styles of cuts.
>>7137892
I have z question.
What's the giant butt plug on the pile of tires? How does that relate to sandwiches?
>>7139436
You just changed my life.
>>7137791
Why do americans slice their sandwhiches
>>7139624
Why do europeans see one thing and automatically assume it's done by every single person who ever existed?
Swefag here, why would you even need to cut your sandwiches?
>>7137830
Thanks bill
>>7137957
i cut my sands. all day every day.
Diagonally, of course.
>>7139625
Why do americans make baseless assumptions?
No, but really. I see this in movies and tv series. Why do you slice sandwiches?
>>7137806
quality post, im fucking dying
>>7137892
I bet the asshat who invented "jaunty" also invented "teetalotaller" or whatever the fuck that dumb word for reverse alcoholics is.
>>7138381
It's just whisky, a real adult would know that.
Make the sandwich
cut it into bite size pieces
Take each piece apart
Put ingredient one by one in mouth then chew
Diagonal
Easier to hold, filling less likely to fall out while cutting and eating and looks more visually appealing (subjective) and therefore can taste better
Honestly though, who cares? It is a sandwich, eat however you like
Not american but i think people (not just americans) cut sandwiches because you can then share a piece of it without having to have someone take a bite of sandwich you have bitten into.
Easier to see fillings when cut, and can also appear as more then there is
The best way is to cut the sandwich into cubes and then eat it with a fork.
>>7139762
i'd eat all my sandwiches like that for that dog, i need a dog :(
