Best of Youtube cooking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcLTCvQ4ZuE
>>7135206
That's some grade A autism right there...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Ojv_1veCg
>>7135359
i can't believe i read 3-hours worth of ulilililiia's extensive blog and dream journal.
i know so much about him now.
did you know he goes up stairs on all 4s?
>>7135590
i like the tissues he puts over his keyboard
>>7135590
Last vid I watched from him aside from OP because fuck you OP was the one where he celebrated independence day. It rained that day too so he had to cut off large parts of him using the firecrackers.
>>7135206
I sure do love that mullet. That is also a very large kitchen for a trailer. Must be a double wide...
What's up with his game? He seems to have done a pretty impressive engine but there's no actual results toward a video game
>>7135206
>instead of using a skillay, use a saucepan.
Wasn't this the guy obsessed with fucking math and how it related to Bubsy?
>>7135206
>bringing the patron saint and savior of /v/ over to /ck/
Excellent, spread his gospel.
>>7135206
My nigga doubleswee
http://youtu.be/3WwNbLhreKM
>>7135592
is it tissues? used to be dryer sheets
That mullet got me sprung.Netflix and chill y'all. But you better not use my hairspray or I may poke your eyes out with a scolding hot brown sugar
poptart .baby yah
This guy is a jedi
>>7135794
Classic. Never not painful to watch.
wow.. legit never heard of hamburger helper before... not sure if i'm glad i know now or not :/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ
>tfw nothing will ever beat this
>>7135840
So delightfully awkward
None of you fuckers better be talking shit about Ulillillia.
good times
Whatever happened to him? he moved back to minot then vanished.
>>7135794
haha fukin swee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-On048svW8
>>7135206
I fucking recognized his voice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKilm79bNAU
>>7136182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6za36X2X2EY
oh my fucking god this is actually his brother filming
>>7135206
I would say I feel bad for the guy but I really don't. He seems to have his shit down pat and is feeding himself something that he likes and has figured out to make himself like more.
>>7135206
10/10
>>7135590
damn i used to love doing that when i was a kid
>this thread
I never want kids in case they turn out autistic
god damnit /ck/
where my aunt Myrna fans at?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
The numbers, Mason!
>>7136778
Jesus Christ, how can any human being call that a salad?
>Get your jello mix
>>7136202
Holy shiiiiit that is where I heard his voice before, thanks man.
>>7135206
I. I. I can't even.
Why does this video even exist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPRheymdlXo
every time i see a video of uliliiliililia i keep hoping he will break character and light up a cigarette and be like "man put the fuckin camera down psshhhhhhh" and scratch his nut sack looooool :D
(but alas that tism goes straight to the bone)
>>7137683
Ulilililililililia has more people skills and less social anxiety than I do, why even live.
>>7136218
cant believe this kid hasn't killed anyone in their sleep yet.
>no one has posted the cake one with his sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vz-USpW1qk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA
>>7138191
Why the fuck do his eggs look like that?
>>7138191
>35:42
I want to, but I just can't.
>>7135206
This is one of the most depressing things I've seen in a while. Why does he do all those needless calculations?? It's FUCKING HAMBURGER HELPER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtfGZfIl8Bk
>Not watching James May cooking
>>7138356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZlmHPxzQZg
>>7138191
>that's actually a fibonacci sequence
Absolutely incredible
>>7136202
Degreasing pizza is a great tip btw
I seriously hope you guys do this
>>7138356
how the fuck have I never heard of this
>>7138407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFGriqtMSqo
>>7138356
>these eggs came from richard hammond's wife, mindy
>awkward pause
>I mean chickens that mindy keeps
god bless you james you autistic bastard
You guys ready for Cooking With Hoarders?
Masaokis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY
Viheraho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMDr78mrRm8
god fucking damn I love Ulillillia
I want this dude to do my taxes and also play Bubsy with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
I don't know why, there's something so relaxing about watching Simply Sara. Her voice is so sweet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf5Or8glmr8
>Cooking with /v/
>>7138433
What are you talking about? /v/ hates DSP. He's even more retarded than they are.
>>7138438
They only hate him because he's literally them
>>7135725
I think he got obsessed with the background graphics or something and that's all he ever works on now.
>>7135794
i would kill myself if i gave birth to someone this madly autistic
Has reviewbrah done any cooking videos
>>7135794
i wonder what it's like being so fabulously wealthy, having a nice house filled with nice things
and then this comes out of your wife
>>7138473
Have you seen a day in the life of Reviewbrah?
He eats one meal a day and it's usually his review item or some random frozen pizza.
>>7136218
based doubleswee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzfYC9EeXYM
>>7138473
Reviewbrah is the ultimate manchild. I'd honestly be surprised if he's ever made a meal in his entire life without using a microwave.
>>7135840
Mad steak knife chopping skills yo. The meatball video was pretty amazing as well. This lady is legit coo coo bananas.
No masao yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR5ciXadgHA
>>7138581
Whoops I missed it.
>>7135842
>welcome! , to the, homemade italian cuisine. today we are going to be making marie's, italian, tomato sauce. It's a quite a simple recipe
>>7135794
>that kitchen
Loaded parents, severly autistic son, classic
>>7135794
Is he wearing an apron under his fucking shirt?
>>7138675
It makes me wonder who is filming? His dad films some of his other stuff, but you would think that a parent would have stepped in at several different points in this video. Like maybe when he eats the raw ground beef.
Is it a friend behind the camera? Does he have friends? Is he able to maintain friendships?
A sibling? It's pretty obvious he's an only child. If he has a sibling they must be either much older or much younger.
Who are you, doubleswee?
>>7138710
>Mom can't stand double swee anymore, luckily it's dad's weekend.
>DS informs his mom that dad is away with the 24yo girl he left her for.
>Mom pretends not to listen and drops him off.
>Three days go by
>DoubleSwee survives on Spongebob reruns, and strawberry flavored lube he mistakes for jelly while going through his stepmom'ss things.
>Mexican housekeeper shows up on fourth day
>Ay mi niño you hungry? What do you want to eet?
>I WANT TO MEK K-K-KREEBYPETTY HEHEHEHE
>Ay no, is el retarded.
>F-FELM ME MEKIN KREEBYPETTY HE HE HE HE
>They dont pay me enaf for tis chet
>Housekeeper containes her laughter as the little cunt gets a mouthfull of raw beef
>>7138545
I feel like he's in his early 20's now, my brain says 22 but I have no idea where that number is coming from.
His day is literally
>Wake up at midday
>Get into suit/brill cream hair
>Listen to shortwave radio channels for hours
>Nap
>Sit outside on the porch
>Watch TV
>Eat review item/reheat oven pizza
>Listen to shortwave radio
>Sleep
>Repeat
I've probably got the order wrong in places but that's a day in the life of, and he's updated it for a couple of years and it's all the same.
I still love Reviewbrah but his life sort of gives me feels, but he's happy and he's doing his thang so more power to him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN2FelQLr6o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch_phMlVuZA
>>7138710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-IYSl4I-4I
>>7135206
I usually like to watch his videos when they get posted. Thanks OP.
>>7135794
This fucking video... Every fucking time... Just imagine this shit, you come from a broken home (I'm just projecting but still) you work your way through school, through college, you get a good job and make money, you get your heart broken by dirty whores who you thought you could trust just because you didn't know any better and were a naive youngster, and then you meet a woman that is perfect, she loves you for everything you are, it doesn't matter if you have money or not, she just loves you and it just so happens that you're well off. Then you start dealing with life and get married, you get the bitch pregnant and you find out it's a boy, oh gee golly you're happier than a fag on Sunday at the bathhouse right? But fuck no, you get this little shit who watches spongebob, doesn't understand half the shit he's watching and then on top of that he's fucking around and raping your ground beef and eating it raw because he lacks the basic intellect and understanding of an intelligent human being, basically you made an autistic shit stain and you just have to live with it... I'm scared that this might happen to me, to any of us, but no matter what you have to love him because he's yours. How do you cope?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c2Dm4a19Dk
>>7138817
swee has been watching bbw anal vids, at least thats what I would be doing..
>>7138829
That would be great, if my son did that I'd actually be somewhat proud.
>>7138817
>I'm scared that this might happen to me, to any of us, but no matter what you have to love him because he's yours.
This is why white birth rates are declining. Blacks, Latinos, etc have no scruples about fucking their kid's shit up if they step out of line. Man the fuck up white people, discipline your goddamn kids.
>>7138817
You man up and deal with the fact that your son's got a disorder. You sound like a little bitch
>>7138571
Masaokis is a troll
>>7135206
Dude sounds Scandinavian but I'm pretty sure he's from the US. That autism yo.
So much work for some processed mac and cheese. He could've done a nice dish in that time
>>7138424
Dude, he'd never complete you taxes. If you had an infinite amount of time he'd be the perfect accountant but if he gets tripped up by the smallest detail he will take days with it.
>>7138817
Yeah because that just *happens*, right? It's not like it's the parents had a say in it or anything, right? Fucking dumbass. You'll be such a shit parent.
>>7138335
Autism - serious business.
>>7138685
so he looks like spongebob dood
>>7138710
It's his older brother. You can hear him laughing and talking in some videos.
Does anyone have the video of the old man cooking a grilled cheese with shitty microwaved turkey bacon and tons of floor?
>>7139227
Think he's a janitor now.
Why no good ass chicken?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHbajQ8U8Fw
>>7139313
oh jeez you mean where he burns the shit out of it and you realize it's really sad because his wife isn't around to cook for him anymore?
did a little searching but can't find it, i turned off my history also from stopping youtube from recommending me pure garbage because i happen to watch shit like in this thread, but youtube still seems to base recommendations off of something i can't control
>>7139163
This, autism is fake. It's just bad parenting!
>>7139445
what you guys dont seem to understand is the fact that he didnt invent the idea of frying a sandwich in flour like that, its just the fast food companies dumbed down the american recipe crowd
>>7139483
are you quoting his video to be funny or shitposting? he burns the flour, which only adds burnt flour taste. we had liver on our menu this year, and i learned quickly that burnt flour only adds a bitter, shitty, burnt flour taste. after you're done frying flour covered whatever in a skillet, you should even switch it out for a new one, because any left over flour in there is just gonna burn and taste like shit. you can't even deglaze the pan because it'll just taste like shit.
that said, the old man seems to like it like that, i mean he's totally eating, and enjoying the sandwich at the end. so who am i to say i suppose
>ctrl + f
>charisse
>0 of 0
niggas wat r u doin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8
>>7139331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VXQltHSkyY
>not posting the GOAT aunt fee's
>>7139509
Featureman is in on the joke ffs.
Look at his other videos.
>>7135794
Eugenics had the right idea.
>>7139679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iym331fPek
>EXPECTO PATRONUM
webm unrelated
>>7138426
I see people say this and its perplexing to me. Her voice is a nauseating combination of dumbass southerner and can-tell-she-is-fat-even-on-the-phone
>>7136778
has anyone other than jack and aunt myrna made this recipe?
>>7136778
I have a folder of Jack webms that I made because I am good at spending my time appropriately.
>>7141003
I'm so tempted to try this over winter break. I have family from the Midwest (Iowa mainly) and they make stuff like this which sounds horrible but isn't that bad in all honesty.
>tfw thinking about green jello salad with mayonnaise and cream cheese right now
>>7141099
You should also make his patented bean salad.
>>7141107
Eh I'll pass. If I do make the jello salad I'll be sure to make a thread on /ck/
>>7135206
watching this makes me feel extremely comfortable. don't ask me why. his southern accent and the way he describes every single step in a completely unnecessary way just further my enjoyment. autism status: pleased.
>>7138710
>like when he eats the raw ground beef
what is wrong with Americans man? as long as you can trust the source eating raw ground beef is nothing to freak out about.
mett is common as fuck everywhere in Germany.
>>7141178
>trust the source
Answered your question right there dum dum.
>>7141186
why would you even buy meat if you know it's shit quality?
I'm far from a vegetarian, I literally can't go a week without eating meat, but still I prefer a good vegetarian dish over shit quality meant any day.
>>7141178
mett is pork, not beef you fool, you mean tartar
>>7140746
giggle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwGn7085gZo&ab_channel=TVFilthyFrank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1awrN9NOEY&ab_channel=TVFilthyFrank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAPBm_0ftAY&ab_channel=TVFilthyFrank
Thoughts?
>>7138817
this will never happen to me because nobody will fall in love with me
>>7141387
That's hot. Want to go out sometime?
We can eat mini english muffin pizzas and stare into each other's eyes with real, genuine, not-fake human emotion.
>>7141387
That's not true Anon, you're beautiful and you'll find someone one day. Don't give up.
>>7138471
What are you on about? He's the master troll
>>7136202
Ulilililiia has really nice hands
>>7136182
why the fuck do 'people' upload this to youtube?
>>7138191
>washes his hands like a fucking surgeon
>touches every thing in the kitchen after.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6wJnu7fPTQ
>>7138356
>James May has no wife or kids. He will die alone.
>>7138675
Reminds me, I had a roommate my freshman year in college whose parents owned a large stake in a major beer company.
Completely and literally autistic. Kid was 110 soaking wet and had dreams of being an MMA fighter.
he's kind of cool 2bh. I wish I was that comfortable with muh autism.
>>7141630
Are you an american?
>>7141384
The hair cake really sickened me.
>>7135776
Sweet baby Jesus. This guy canNOT be real. He is just trolling right?
>>7135590
My son actually has assburgers. He's 21 now and even HE would cringe at this shit.
>>7138471
As the father of an assburger affected offspring who is now 21 I can say that no, you would (should) not kill yourself. Although these kids get a LOT of bad rap when it comes to things like this, they are actually amazingly smart and will surprise you in so many ways. Then there is the creativity, and the perspectives they have on things. Personally if I had 75% of the knowledge and 35% of the passion they have when they do things they are in to I myself would be a better person.
>>7141003
You are doing gods work son.
>>7136778
so my friends made this for me as a birthday present this year
>>7138817
This is like a glimpse into my future. I have an eight year old with autism. I am a full time father to him and his brother. My ex wife couldn't deal. So I just do it. What else would I do. I learn and modify as I go. I got this co/ck/s and /b/ros.
>>7141625
OML.... My sides are in fucking orbit... OUTSIDE the entire Milky Way....
>>7138191
>Says "critical" after hitting an egg too hard
It's things like these that made me add him on FB
>>7138731
And this friends, is what real Autism looks like.
Just to make my point crystal clear. I am NOT talking about the challenged boy trying to cook a decent burger, I am talking about your post trying to EXPLAIN how he came about doing it.
>>7140746
kek
>>7135590
I do that too, or I did when I was younger
>>7135206
New acnekun cooking video is up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNdO-A21Jyw
>>7142110
It could also be OCD. It seems like autism but eh, it's not...somehow.
Ulillillia is a fucking legend of the internet.
>>7138191
My sister made an instant cake with olive oil. You definitely taste olive oil.
>>7139331
>dried parsley
THIS MUTHAFUCKA MAKE ANY MUTHAFUCKIN THANG TASTE GOOD
>>7138419
Where is Misoakis from? He has a strange accent I can't pin down
>>7135206
This makes for some really good chicken, no joke. I know she's rough around the edges but I've tried it and it's damn good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHbajQ8U8Fw
>>7139331
why do black people talk like this? I mean beside the accent why do they repeat everything all the time. "this is frooozen chicken, right? it's frozen chicken. okay?"
>>7142701
It's an evolutionary thing.
>>7142701
It's the black equivalent of saying the word umm, for when your brain is in neutral and you're thinking of what next to say.
>>7142671
French Canadian with some immigrunt in there I think
>>7138191
a buncha fuzzzzz
and it's aliiiiive
goodness gracious this is a wonderful boy
>>7141513
He looks like that one dude that hates churches. I think he's a musician too?
>>7142808
His eyes make him look like Cockmongler/Grinman
>>7142813
>Cockmongler/Grinman
Damn that takes me back, I've been here too long
>>7142808
Vark Vikernes aka The Count aka Count Grishnackh?
>>7140992
no one that's still alive
>>7141178
I love both tartar and mett but if I order a hamburger I expect the patty to be cooked, and so do you.
You can't excuse a fuckup like that by pointing out that tartar exists, man.
>>7141595
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. I was half expecting a nurse to stand by with gloves for him but instead he went and groped everything in the cupboard.
And then I realised I was sitting here here looking for stuff he wasn't being autistic enough about...
>>7141666
Every time you only see the hands it's a body double as you call it. You can see it's not the same kitchen too.
>>7135840
For some reason she's really hot, and utterly confused.
>>7143215
She was prolly a 7 about 10 years ago.
hamburger helper without the meat sounds salty as fuck. you've got enough salt in there to season one whole pound of ground beef!
also wtf: uli managed to get a girlfriend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXULP2uBOAE
>>7138847
there's discipline and then there's mental defect. what kind of fuckhead are you that sees no problem with slapping a brain-damaged kid's shit for being brain-damaged?
>>7143234
That looks like former nude model Nextdoor Nikki, what in the actual fuck?
I'm going to guess she's sex working and Uli paid for her services.
I love autism so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY
>>7138501
fucking savage
>No official canon furry anthro Aunt Fee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91YW15P8xoo
>>7138219
Fucking genius
>>7138419
>You have to make food with due respect
>Yesterday I did some chiken but I didn't throw >away the aroma and broth
>that were left to bottom of the plate, instead I >used the plate to add
>fresh aromas.
>Rice, meatballs, macaroni, stock cube, >liverwurst and water. Mix and
>simmer slowly.
>Bread and liverwurst to go with main dish
>Washing dishes is easy, dog licks them >clean. I haven't done dishes in
>almost two years and much of electricity is >saved.
>>7143279
Love this guy
Cheeky bamp?
>>7135297
damn gmilf tho
>>7135794
And at no point does the parent (assuming the camera person is one) step in and say "No son, that ground beef is raw". I think they're hoping he gets food poisoning and dies.
The Original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1awrN9NOEY
The Revenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAPBm_0ftAY
>>7136778
>cooking with jack
Fuck off.
Need some more vids to watch, the cringier the better.
>>7135206
wow you can tell this dude basicly lives on cheesy noodle boxes
>>7147172
dont forget the cheese pizza with the grease blotted off
>>7147179
Microwaved cheese pizza
ignore that it's asmr and throw up with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBja6RNfII0
>>7148131
skip to 6:30 for nightmares
>>7148131
What the fuck did I just watch?
>>7148203
hell
>>7135206
that is possibly the most autistic thing i have ever seen in my entire life. I have called many things autistic.. but this is actually autism in action.
>>7148350
You should watch the video of him baking a boxed cake, using olive oil instead of canola oil, not frosting it and taking 20 minutes to whisk it together with his skrawn arms.
Laughed for a solid 3 minutes over his autism.
>>7135206
Does he know that he could make a vegetarian pasta without using a boxed mix.... ?
>>7148131
>going to take some of the guacamole
>takes a whole avocado's worth
>tortilla
>some sour cream
>1/3 of a cup of sour cream
>some of the beans
>2/3 cup of bean pate that looks like diarrhea
>and now the meat
>250g of chicken that's drier than the sahara
>and some of the rice
>1 1/2 cups rice
>second tortilla
>adds an alcopop
Jesus fuck that's like 3 days of caloric intake.
>>7135857
I'm sorry did he just use a cinder block as a steel?
>>7135840
Jesus, this lady is horrifying. I felt like my fingers were going to get cut watching her chop the onion.
>>7143265
>Video is titled Ulillillia and Nikki hanging out
I think you might be onto something
>142701
Not every black person does that. There is no 'black' way of speaking either.
>>7148131
>ASMR in a cooking context
OH YEAH THOSE CLANGING PAN NOISES ARE SUPER RELAXING.
Literally just record yourself slowly sauteing onions or something but anything is better than spatula hitting the bottom of a pan.
>>7135794
how mr krabs gonna diss the nigga doubleswee like that!
>>7142028
And in a few more years...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8Z4l7ZLyQc
>>7148131
I'm only halfway through and the fucking ground chicken in the pan looks just like that image where some motherfucker put popcorn in a tortilla and the filename is always "eggtaco.jpg". Except it sorta looks halfway like popcorn with egg whites (just the crumblier pieces).
Why am I watching this? Am I that drunk?
>>7148481
No he used the cinderblock to dull the knife to show how *amazingly* the knife sharpener they're advertising will fix the blade's edge.
>>7139567
This is so depressing I started crying silently. I can't watch it for very long until turning it off.
>>7148911
>tfw already have a wanking machine
I dunno why nobody has posted this gem yet. It's not really "cooking" per se but it's still one of the funniest fucking things I ever found on YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H2bRd91sZw
>>7149027
Spam sanwiches are GOAT
>>7136778
'All those vegetables in it!'
Are you fucking kidding me Jack you kek.
>>7139163
Yeah, there's a pretty big difference between full-blown autism and a shitty kid.
That kid clearly has autism.
>>7149027
Also, to be fair, he does a good job at doctoring a McShit burger to look like a fucking 5 star burger. I'd prolly eat it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94CzOd-WkhM
>>7138426
Honestly I feel bad when I see this. Probably a sweetheart of a women but it's too bad she classifies as a dwarf planet.
>>7141955
>75%
>35%
>110%
Go back to school, pops.
>>7135840
How long has this been unlisted?
>>7149056
I think it's you who needs to review how the English language works.
>>7138473
God, I really don't like Reviewbrah. His reviews are so half-hearted. Does he have an actual job or just live off a combo of autism bucks and family money?
Also,
>Nobody posting queen of /ck/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk
>>7149082
That just made me sad
>>7139679
No, NIGGUH.
Based aunt fee
>>7140746
>not using the best teriyaki sauce you'll ever taste
>>7138412
Lmao, May and Hammond both have youtube channels where they're just fucking around presenting things out of boredom.
>>7141099
>actually making this stuff and serving it people
you are a horrible person
>>7145458
I would, most definitely.
>>7148131
I've literally never seen ground chicken. I love ground beef but what's the point of chicken?
>>7150581
I can't think of much in the way of legitimate uses for it. IMHO it's marketed to people who can't cook so they don't realize how shitty of an ingredient it is but are scared of the fat content in ground beef or pork, so they buy it with the intention of substituting it for those.
>>7135206
T O M
O
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCy15D6hIhI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usj_duOodYo
>>7142808
uli and varg look nothing alike
i wonder how uli feels about neo paganism and black metal though
>this thread
gif
>>7150581
>what's the point of chicken
cheaper
>>7142676
She has a bad case of man-face, goddamn.
>>7150772
Oh jesus. That autism. That is really honest to god autism.
guys pls
can anyone link me to a video of two college kids cooking bbq ribs in their back garden with a swimming pool next to them
they're nihilistic and drink lots of bear and swear a lot of that helps
can't remember what the channel was called
https://youtu.be/9WU0c01ETgc
Check it out
>>7138378
I only buy pizza with real mozzarella and olive oil. I seriously hope you aren't soaking up quality ingredients, or buying pleb-tier Pizza The Hut pig-fat pizza
>>7142676
>dat sassy black humor
god damn funny as fuck
>>7148131
popcorn or chicken?
>>7143226
Try 25 years ago and maybe a 6 when she is decked out
>>7139567
I think she did a fantastic job at it. Breaks my heart to see her have to fight how own body to do basic things.
>>7135206
Is this like the Gordon Ramsay of Tweekers and trailer trash?
>>7150957
uli has stated that he does not have autism or aspergers, just really really severe OCD.
>>7139567
i don't know what i want more, a qt cerebral palsy gf, or a qt autism gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgvwqvamdts
>>7138191
>3:18
>We live dangerously, we don't use bottled water
Can't you drink the tap water in America or something? Here in Australia the water is clean as fuck, you can drink out of almost every river; in country Victoria at least. I grew up on amazing rain water.
>>7152418
Tap water is murky where I live. It used to be clean, but people decided they'd rather buy bottled water than get free water from the faucet.
>>7152418
In my town they tell pregnant women not to drink it. Lately they're finding high traces of uranium in it. When I take a shower it ends up making my skin itch and it is cloudy as fuck whenever i fill up a pot of water. Generally use filtered whenever I can.
>>7152463
california here. Apparently the uranium thing is happening because farmers are pumping so much groundwater
for fuck sake but does anyone have any youtube channels that AREN'T autistic and are actually talented?
I'm looking for something preferably where it's a guy cooking and he drinks and it's in a good looking kitchen
>>7152475
Food Wishes. He's only a little autistic.
>>7152477
A little?
>le shake of Cayenne
>le you are the x of your y
>wiiiiiiiiiiiith
>that's right
>and as le always, injoy
>the ooooooooooooooooohohoooooold durka durka
>>7135840
Red colored canola oil, delicious.
>>7152475
Smoky Ribs is the man.
>>7136182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlYjpLEN3_E
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