Microwavable foods that are like crack to you
Any brand of frozen lasagna and garlic bread will do. My favorite are the Sam's Choice lasagnas because of the bechamel sauce.
Best if oven-baked, but microwaved will do. HAVE to put the bread in the toaster oven, though.
>>7134762
Found the teenager
Marchan Yakisoba Cheddar
the only frozen vegetable i like
i used to microwave a whole bowl then mix in a spoonful of butter and some salt
good shit
>>7134762
Fuck it's so good
I'm not even a mod, but Hot Pockets.
these at one point...
stoffers mac and cheese are trill
>>7134762
>Microwavable foods that are like crack to you
This thread just put me in the mood for a delicious Marie Callender's Chicken Pot Pie. Thanks, co/ck/gobblers.
pan fried potatoes
>>7134762
ive had three tonight
only tree fiddy a pop
>>7136680
>I've had three tonight
Three cocks more like
>>7136680
These or 7-11 burritos are my go to drunk food
I dont eat microwaveable foods. Only lazy slobs do that.
I make myself really good food instead.
Enjoy your Crack, street rat.
>>7136977
7-11 burritos are the fucking shit, man.
>>7134777
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
That stuff is nothing like real good lasagna.
Its closer to chef boyardi or beef a roni.
>>7136987
Um i dont think you have any idea what good food is. Those taste like paper with baby shit inside.
>>7136680
hnng
The secret is to cook them in a tuperware thing covered with a lid and then the ends don't get crunchy/chalky
>red hot beef for days
>guranteed liquid shits
>still deliciouso
fuckin crack is right
These fuckers but I can't find them anymore, the stuff in the next post too, at least they're still available.
>>7137002
...
>>7137002
Easy as fuck to make.
If you dont have a fryer in your kitchen you are not a cook.
>>7137006
I know that but that's not an answer to OPs query. I can do those with a cast iron skillet, I don't need a full fryer.
>>7137006
>needs a fryer to deep fry
>a cook
>>7137007
Its annoying to use a cast Iron skillet because you have to manually manage the temp.
Its much nicer to have an electric fryer in your kitchen because of the ease of use.
You can use it for fries instead of baking them and we make lots of meals with it.
From chicken tenders to sweet and sour chineese.
I do crab wontons and sizzling rice soup or little egg rolls.
All kinds of fried stuff like Popers or cheese sticks and chimichanga.
And you dont have to worry about the temps because its digital so it makes it really alot easier then a cast iron pan.
I suggest you ask for one for xmas gift.
Do yourself a fish fry.
>>7137023
>you have to manually manage the temp
>a cook
Embrace technology bro.
We have moved on from the campfire.
Better if made in the oven, but still qualifies. I can't buy them anymore because I'll just eat the whole bag.
ITT: poor, fat people.
>>7137080
And snobby, pissy people who are "above this"
>>7134861
>vegetable
Corn is a grain bro
>>7134813
>yakisoba
>cheese
>>7134987
I remember buying the regular cheeseburger variety of this brand at 3 in the morning in a drunken stupor. It was actually better than just edible.
>>7137023
>The fryer guy is back and shilling hard
![0004280000583-500x500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2VBfcj7.jpg "0004280000583-500x500[1].jpg")
I cook these little fucks as advertised, then broil them so they're nice and crispy. I usually burn the top of my mouth, but its worth it
I can't think of any microwavable food that isn't improved by cooking it in the oven instead.
>>7134762
>>7137296
once every 4 months or so i'll have a craving for one of these, i would toast the bun and add my own cheese and it would still make me feel uncomfortable about halfway through and i'd wonder why i bought it
it keeps happening
These are pretty damn good, especially late at night or way early in the morning.
inb4 make them yourself blah blah blah, that's not really something I want to deal with at 3 or 4am in the morning.
>>7137206
Soup
>>7137471
I wanted to try those but they're pretty expensive for what they are
used to be able to get authentic ones made by real jamaicans from a food truck for only 50 cents
>>7137478
Yeah I can get those in NYC from a couple restaurants but they're not open late at night or early in the morning and sometimes I just want one as a snack.
>>7134762
1:20 in microwave
4:00 in toaster oven
So good.
5 minutes with some water.
Not frozen, but still amazing.
Best thing I have found for pre-made meals on the cheap so far
>>7137200
>willingly biting into molten lava
jesus
>>7137672
>implying the filling doesn't spill out while cooking
every time
![1346280802129[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BaqleRz.jpg "1346280802129[1].jpg")
>>7137668
those are good but that and ramen have like 40% of your saturated fat and it isn't even that much food
>>7137696
If you have low test, high saturated fats are great for you.
Those Marie Callender pot pies. Chicken mushroom especially.
these if you have your own soy sauce because the shit that comes with it is way to sweet. sugar in soy sauce what the fuck america
>>7137668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDRxH9KqEsA
Very fucking related.
>tfw you get sick if you eat this more than once a day
You filthy microwaved GMO eating heathens. Feel the burn.
>>7137102
people actually buy these? they're like $2.50 for a tortilla, a piece of deli meat and a slice of cheese
>>7137823
Hormel is the devil.
These are good, they're microwavable but best pan fried in a cast iron skillet.
>>7137694
>>7137323
Holy shit I'm not the only one. For me it's the rib one as well, that I toast and add hot sauce to.
Then mid way through it all the peak of sordid enjoyment becomes a trough of shame and regret
>>7136995
>not getting saltfish patties
battyman
>>7134762
These fucking things. They're breaded in cornmeal or something, so they actually come out of the microwave with a respectable amount of crunch in the coating. Only nuggets i've ever had that are like that
>>7137940
>uncooked
I thought microwaves weren't good with raw food.
>>7137982
Those might not be the exact product im buying. The ones I get have microwave instructions right on the package. Definitely that same brand though.
>>7134762
Pic related for me. The chicken & sausage gumbo is pretty good too. I have a can for breakfast most weekdays with a glass of milk.
>>7135013
Those are pretty good, I haven't had one in a while. Looks like I'm headed to the grocery.
>>7136992
I like to poke holes :)
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>>7134762
Pasties are my shit! Just as good as fresh. I wish I knew a good side to them though. Something like mashed potatoes, but it's already half potatoes. Peas?
![serveimage[1].jpg&sp=836ca7b556fd7cad3bf8c267da5f9c9d.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fjS6l3h.jpg "serveimage[1].jpg&sp=836ca7b556fd7cad3bf8c267da5f9c9d.jpg")
This shit right here was so damn good. "Was" because I don't see them in the freezer section anymore. Damn shame, it's country gravy, sausage, potatoes, eggs, and cheese. Everything you'd want for breakfast for just an hour in the oven. Hearty as all fuck.
>>7137515
This man gets it!
>>7137091
corn is actually a fruit
>>7138198
Salad.
>>7137102
I smile whenever I see these at the store. It looks so 90's.
>>7137124
These cheeseburger ones are pretty decent
>>7137755
I was under the impression that nobody used those packets. Then again, there are some pretty odd people out there.
Pretty much all of these Indian foods.
the food of true nigs
>>7138989
aw man that's like thanksgiving in a pie. fuck. I can never find the different varieties of Marie Callendars. Just plain old chicken pot pies. i mean they're good but still.
these things are pretty good i always have to limit myself because i know i could eat an entire box's worth in a day if i don't.
>>7137694
i love these but the ones at costco are better
I bought this 4-pack of pulled pork sandwiches and they were absolutely delicious, but I can't remember the brand. I think the logo was like a green bull's head. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
any good frozen meal that isn't expensive?
hard mode: it's filling
These or Jose Ole, whichever is on sale.
>>7137755
The best are the potstickers that can be bought in bulk at asian markets here in the USA, you can get a 50 count bag for like $8, then on goes the Yamasa or Kikkoman.
>>7137940
You should try out Bell & Evans.
>>7134987
those are really good for a buck and for a quick lunch, but i will admit the fish is a little gray inside but like i said not bad for a dollar
>>7137694
those are fucking great, right up there with the Costco calzones
>>7139148
holy hell those are good but damn it if they aren't like 100 calories each, which makes having them as a lunch a little daunting
Move over, niggas.
>>7139463
>crispy and crunchy
>microwave
what is their secret
>>7139469
paper towels
>>7137296
Lol "win an action packed trip to Detroit"
So they want their contestants to get jumped and shot?
the broccoli lets me pretend it's healthy
What the fuck is wrong with you faggots?! Any brand of microwave popcorn and a glass of milk is fuckin god tier divining status and it's fairly well balanced. Jesus fuck it's the only reason I own a fucking microwave. Your fucking burritos and pot fucking pies fucking fish sticks and shit. Get fucked fucking wankers
>>7139553
>microwave popcorn
It's a lot cheaper to buy a bag of kernels and some lunch sacks from the dollar store, and just make your own.
>>7139469
Here's one that I found out through trial and error when I only had a microwave.
Take a bowl or plastic rectangular dish like the type that Chinese takeout or delivery food is often served in, put a layer of wooden chopsticks on top, then put the food on top of that. Rotate the food about halfway done, open the microwave door, take it out and let it sit for a couple minutes.
Spring rolls, egg rolls, fried chicken, nuggers, tendies, etc, all come out perfectly without getting soggy on the bottom. It works for leftover sandwiches too, especially ones like Reubens or grilled cheese.
>>7139535
Worked at one of their processing plants. Terrible company, terrible people, terrible food none of which is organic or gmo free like stated on the box
>>7139560
If I can buy a microwave and have a place to keep it than I'm not so dirt poor to buy the fucking microwave popcorn now am I. So yea I get fancy now and again and buy the kernels and use the stove top popper or break out the hot air machine I've still got from the early nineties fuck me when I get real fucking nostalgic I break out the jiffy pop. How the fuck did this thread ramble on as long as it has with no-one mentioning microwave fucking popcorn.
>>7139553
Pro tip: Melt some butter and let it sit for a little while and skim the stuff off the top, pour the clear butter on popcorn and it's instant movie theater tier.
Either that or clarified butter.
>>7139594
?????
skimming the milkfat out of the melted butter is not clarified butter? what did you mean by
>either that or clarified butter
>>7139602
>Clarified butter is milk fat rendered from butter to separate the milk solids and water from the butterfat.[1] Typically, it is produced by melting butter and allowing the components to separate by density.
>>7138227
Actually corn is meat.
This and their chicken fries. I'll get a box of each and gorge like a goddamn piece of shit.
Da best
>>7139560
Also, I hear that microwave popcorn is bad for your lungs. Like, almost-as-bad-as-smoking kind of bad.
All the more reason to switch to conventional popcorn.
>cheap and it won't kill you!
>>7139572
Did you meet Amy?
>>7137117
ikr?
the whole thing is gross, but satisfying
>>7140244
>gross
It is literally macaroni and cheese with different shaped noodles. Are you guys for real.
>>7139682
Open bag away from face. Leave it to cool a little. Problem solved.
>>7139682
I read about that guy too. Pretty positive it said that it's only bad for you if you are inhaling as you open the bag. Also you have to do it thousands of times like he did.
>>7137515
Mah dude
those are amazing
>>7140281
no, the cheese that comes with it is gross, hardly even tastes like cheese at all.
>>7140304
I wonder if they even have cheese in glorious nippon.
>>7140314
From what I've heard from friends (his brother moved there) they dont have much, and what they do have is typically expensive,
>>7138978
Yea boy.
>>7140304
the teriyaki beef and spicy chicken flavor of these are god tier 1 dollar noodles
>>7134762
>>7139682
It's called butter-lung and no. Us as customers can't get it. It's the workers who are mixing the powered butter that are susceptible. Now I am not saying popcorn is good for you but just that it's not smoking tier
>>7137296
>Rustlers
This shit is fucking delicious.
I know I could just boil some pasta and throw a can of canned chili over it, but sometimes I can't be assed to do that.
>>7141108
Gorby?
>>7139015
Those trigger an eating frenzy in me, like chumming the water for sharks
Forgive me father, for I have sinned
>>7141181
You wouldn't happen to have any real pictures of it would you? Looks amazing on the cover but so does everything I guess.
>>7139614
Is the cross section supposed to look edible?
>>7140314
They enjoy murican slices.
>>7141198
It's supposed to look like chicken.
>>7137023
Why not just shallow fry you fucking faggot
What a waste of oil
>>7138989
Those fuckers are only a dollar
shit's good mane
>>7140214
Yeah, he's alright.
>>7137515
This.
>>7139015
Haven't eaten these in a few years now.
You posted it op
>>7139015
I used to get these all the time. Then the quality of the meat dropped or something and they just tasted terrible
>>7139614
I love when the food is so processed that they can't even call them "chicken wings"
>wyngz
I'm a barbecue supremacist and ate this assuming it would be ass but it's actually better than most barbecue restaurants
I had a period of about 9 months where the only food I ever ate was frozen food from the local frozen food supermarket called 'Iceland' which is very popular in the UK
It got to the point where even the staff would make fun of me. One of them even bought me a textbook for learning Icelandic for christmas (because the supermarket is called Iceland). I actually tried to learn Icelandic with the book as well so that I could make the cute girls who worked there laugh but when I asked them for dinner they told me stuff like "we simply won't have sexy fun after you make us split a meal for one" and other shit
I can't touch frozen food now, this is actually why I leaent to cook
>>7134898
Do you require payment?
>>7141658
oh
>>7139154
This
Why would you trust anyone but an asian to produce cheap frozen asian food?
>>7141658
anon those are some cheeky women
>>7139463
only microwavable thing worth buying
>>7141658
oh shit you got roasted m8
>>7137042
My wife and I banned our 13 year old daughter from eating these. If we ever got them, she would eat almost all of them on one sitting.
>>7137515
Add a sprinkle of extra sharp large cut shredded cheese and a few drops of Taco Bell Fire sauce (I always have a bottle in the fridge) and we are in business.
>>7137912
They look like corn dogs but they would be 'ham dogs' ?
>>7138989
This nigga gets it. Up-voted!
>>7134762
im not sure if those are even legally food but damn do i love them
>>7141734
good job anon, you took away her source of comfort. now she will go grab food in the middle of the night and hide dirty plates under the bed.
>>7141181
:( too bad i cant these frozen dinners at ikea.
>>7141783
Not really. We took the time to teach her how to cook quick simple things instead if she was hungry in between meals.
This right here. I think I just like the texture the most. The right balance of sauce and noodles. I know it's shit tier food to eat as far as health, but damn, put a little salt on this and it's just great!
>>7141817
>put a little salt on this
That shit is salty enough already, why would you add more?
>>7136690
Hello fellow Australian
>>7141734
make them a birthday food or special family dinner treats once a month or shit. She WILL find a way to get them, best to help her learn healthy indulgences before she becomes a teen ambulocetus.
I give my boys ramen for lunch on Sundays Ponyo-style, they love it but they know it's a treat
>>7134987
Dollar Tree Sandwiches:
BBQ Rib is GOD TIER
Spicy Chicken and BBQ Chicken are GREAT TIER
Breaded Chicken is GOOD TIER
Fish and Cheese is SHIT TIER
The Cream Cheese Pepper Bites taste better microwaved than they do cooked according to instructions.
>>7141843
>>7141734
>moms on my sekrit club again
i wonder what you have in common with the largely teenage to early-twenty y.o. male population
tell your sons that i'll be here on this site waiting for them unless they don't become Chads
MORONS
>>7141734
don't you mean *her* 13 year old daughter?
>>7139614
Their new smoky honey bourbon flavor is so fucking good. The garlic ones are too.
>>7139610
Corn is actually tofu
>>7134762
i used to chow down all the time, but i cant find this flavor anymore
>>7141887
Site's been up for 14 years, honcho. Why are you surprised adults are frequenting it?
Does that make your fedora feel funny, that your dad or mom browses lelchan?
>we know everything you do online kiddo
>because we did it first
>>7141940
A site for 18 year olds that's 14 years old...
18 + 14 = ????
>>7134762
Pic related, but in a toaster oven.
Halfway through I flip the chicken and stir some shredded cheese or butter into the potatoes, then up the heat so everything gets nice and crispy.
When it's done I pour some Tabasco over the chicken. It's awful for me but I love it.
>>7138989
Seconding this, when the larger ones drop below 2bux, I usually buy 4.
>>7139589
Enjoy your BPA infused popcorn from the plastic bag liner. Tastes better also just to pop it in a pan.
>>7137755
Sweet soy is a thing outside the U.S. Kekap manis.
>>7142040
Kecap manis *
>>7141924
I still pick those up a few times. That's the GOAT flavor too.
>>7137042
>>7137200
I haven't bought these in over a year, because I cannot practice portion control with pizza rolls.
These were God-Tier like 10 years ago before they changed the recipe. They were total dog shit after that, but I have not had one recently to see if they are back to their former glory.
>tfw want to like microwaveable burritos but hate beans
mini corn dogs.
Toss two of these bitches on a plate and microwave for 45 seconds.
Serve on a bun with ketchup, mustard and onions, or if I'm feeling fancy some cole slaw.
Shit is too good
>>7142560
>with ketchup
leave and never return
>>7142578
kek, what an elitist faggot. please, put some crememememe fraiche-e-e- randy marsh style on the hot dogs instead!!
>>7142560
>cole slaw
>coleslaw
Choose one you illiterate retard.
>>7140304
I remember trying this once.
It was terrible, even as far as microwaved noodles go.
just fuck me up f-a-m
>>7142040
kecap manis is not a refined chinese or japanese condiment. it actually comes from shit tier southeast asians who pour sugar on everything.
>>7141747
Are you me?
Only ignorant consumer slaves use a microwave.
Enjoy your cancer and poor health.
http://www.mercola.com/article/microwave/hazards2.htm
>>7141817
Oh shit yeah, this shit is the real shit. Like, legitimate meal you could serve to your family and still feel dignity real.
What i like to do is serve it up with little whitehouse rolls and make little sammiches with em.
>>7143079
Your argument and that picture dont support each other. NEETs with no money eat stuff like this and dont leave the house.
working =/= consumer
>>7141961
not who you replied to, but someone who started browsing 4chan since the beggining at 16 years old is now 30
>>7142689
You get it. This shit is best on the stove steamed with little water on the bottom of a closed pot. Noodles come out smooth and if you like dry noodles like me you cook it a little longer after taking off the pot top
>>7141920
tofu is actually soy
>>7134762
really fukkin triggered when little shits who never even seen crack in real life call things "like crack" fuck you
>>7141590
it's not processed they just can't call them wings if they aren't actually wings.
>>7144695
Tell us your experiences with crack, please.
>>7144695
How old are you
>>7141143
I think I'm the only one who found your post awesomely funny
>>7142353
You can't leave any open space on the cookie sheet.
>>7141924
they have these in the vending machines at my community college. Never thought I could like a microwave burrito until now.
>>7142560
Can't stand boiled or microwaves dogs, they have to be grilled senpai.
Honestly, a lot of it just looks like poop when you pour it out but they taste pretty good for like two dollars and if you already have rice in the fridge, you can make a cheap and reasonably healthy dinner in about five minutes.
Hard to find, but so worth it.
>>7145941
>Tasty Bite
Please tell me this is a UK brand
>>7134762
First year of college, got hooked on these fuckers. Never knew shit microwave food tasted so fucking good. Had to stop buying them because I hit my freshmen 15 with that shit
>>7145934
not him, but what about in the oven? I honestly love mine in the oven, sometimes a skillet. Grills alright.
>>7146010
I like to slice them a little bit down the middle and broil mine. They get nice and crispy on the edges, and some of the fat leaks out too so they don't explode on you later when you're trying to eat them.
Mmmmhhmmmmm
canned beeferoni/ ravioli (chef boyardee)
>>7140470
>3 for £6
AW YISSSSSS NIGGA
>they don't use a vegetable steamer to steam white castle frozen burgers for at least 11 minutes
>they don't drink half a handle of gin before pigging out on an entire box
It's like /ck/ doesn't even like food
>>7139572
good to know.
>>7139042
that is the costco brand you fucking moron
>>7144201
Idk why, but I fuckin love frozen water chestnuts. Glad to know someone out there eats these bastards.
>>7137296
someone post the pasta plz
or at least the ss of "we right snaggle'd now, mum"
>>7134777
Yeeeeee my nigga right here
>>7134762
The most I'll get is mashed potato if I'm feeling lazy, and I use it to cook other stuff with rather to eat it straight up (if I'm making potato cakes,Shepherds pie or whatever). I really strongly dislike microwaveable dinners, to the point where if I don't feel like cooking I prefer to make myself a sandwich instead. God knows how many sandwiches I've eaten.
>>7144740
>Tyson
>"Boneless wings"
>not processed
LMAO
>>7136690
I wonder is American microwave floods taste similar to ours, if so
....
>>7136690
> honey mustard used for anything besides dipping
>>7137515
Yep, eat those at work all the time, bbq is best
>>7137833
>semi-boneless
>>7146775
>like, a 5 minute walk
It either takes 5 minutes or it doesn't.
>>7146780
Depends on how fast you walk senpai
>>7142689
I haven't had this in so long. This is by far my most favorite
I know this was mentioned but I want to mention it again so good
