>wedge salad
>deconstructed anything
>"craft" beer
>gastropubs
>fusion "cuisine"
>"gourmet" insert nongourmet item
>appetizers larger than the meal
$18
>>7128272
All marks of the true pseudo-patrician, or average /ck/ poster.
>four blobs of sauce, each one slightly larger than the last
>he doesn't eat gourmet fusion cuisine
>lumps of separate ingredients served inside spoons
>drizzle
>>7128278
There's no fucking way.
I want a gourmet pizza roll
>>7128332
I recommend Fazoli's.
>foams
Or, for those of you who have been watching Masterchef: The Professionals
>honeycomb on savoury dishes
A wedge salad is the perfect salad to begin a steak dinner with. During the summer, of course. Soup takes its place during the colder months.
>>7128278
This cannot be a real thing.
>served on a cutting board instead of a plate
>>7128272
Nothing on your list is new. Wedge salad has been around for ages. Craft beer and gastropubs were just beer and pubs before industrialization. Fusion cuisine has been happening since the dawn of history, whenever one culture came into contact with another. Holiday and celebration gatherings frequently include snacks before the meal that can rival the meal itself. As for "gourmet", there have always been fancier and plainer versions of foods. As for deconstructed, the similar dishes are often served in a variety of ways.
I don't get what you're annoyed with. That people pay money for food experiences that are unfamiliar to you? That like in fashion things come in and out of style with food as well?
>I don't like that people like things that I don't like!
>I REALLY don't like that people have the money for these things that I don't like!
I'm not a huge fan of any of the lameo shit you mentioned but who the fuck cares, you big fat faggot?
>>7128528
>>7128704
Get a load of these guys.
not OP but when retarded chefs thinks its cute by making little swirls with their sauce , when their core meal is dog shit, its the biggest insult.
like they cant get the basics right, and they are already throwing on garnish like they've just put out the latest mona lisa of cuisine.
>>7129032
I do that. I put a parsley sprig on my ground beef pile to fight the depression.
>>7128292
but thats not sushi
its just curled pb&j sandwhiches
>>7129647
Fuck off. It was made by an Asian so it's sushi.
>farm to table
>>7129698
can't be sushi without the rice with vinegar mixed in. that's what sushi means.
>>7128272
>appetizers larger than the meal
This one I'll agree with, the rest is shit flinging or you're a prissy bitch.
Well, wedge salad only works if its been grilled, so I'll concede to that as well.
>>7129723
isnt all food farm to table? i mean it takes away but eventually all food ends up at a table
>sandwich held together by sticks
>>7129753
>Sandwich is too big to put in your mouth
I can't fucking stand this. I ordered a sandwich/burger, I don't want to have to pull it apart and eat it with a fork and knife.
>Triple-cooked
>Artisan """""Pizza"""""
>wisconsin "cheese"
>Hi guys, have you been here before? Let me show you how to order
>premium cheeses
>>7129795
Sometimes this is necessary though. For instance I went to this mexican place a couple of months ago and a lot of people have never had mexican food that wasn't a huge fucking plate of "chimichangas" drenched in sour cream and pico de gallo.
So in order to make sure the customers aren't confused and upset, they explain how the dishes are sized and they recommend stuff for the uninitiated. For instance get some fino sherry instead of dos equis, and the fact that you can't have guacamole, and so on.
>>7129861
My sister was in Vegas earlier this year and insisted on having a salad at the hotel she was staying at. She said the wedge chicken Caesar salad she ordered was $34 dollars. If I recall her description of it right, it was a chicken breast, cut into thin strips, a wedge of iceberg lettuce, your standard Caesar dressing, and some cheese.
>>7128272
Deconstructed anything is just laziness
>>7129777
That actually looks fine. What's the matter with you?
>>7128332
>â–¶
>charcuterie plate
>30 dollars
>>7128292
I would eat the shit out of those desu
>>7129267
>poor
>ground beef
>>7130329
If that's your idea of fine then you must be very satisfied in life.
>>7130384
So far so good. Don't live in a backwater where "good" pizza means piling up as much grease as possible onto it. That's a plus.
>>7130408
I never implied that was good either. But the pizza above looks shit and sparse, no love at all
>>7130411
Sparse is fine if the ingredients are good. No reason to live up to the Pizza Hut aesthetic if you're dealing with good stuff.
>>7130448
But the ingredients don't look good. Just a few small plops of cheese, the basil looks like an afterthought "oh just chuck a few basil leaves on". The tomato paste looks plain. Ugh just everything I hate about alleged artisan pizza. I wouldn't mind if it was cheap like it is in italy, but they try and charge you MORE for shit like this
>>7130455
Yeah. I hate those places for the cheese reason. It's like yeah your crust and sauce are good, but maybe 1 in 10 bites is gonna have cheese on it. If I'm not getting a bite of cheese each time why even call it pizza, and not sauced baked bread with cheese and basil garnish?
>house sauce
>house fries
>house anything
>umami
>guiltless grill
>>7130662
>house sauce
Aka fucking thousand island dressing
>>7130662
>house fries
Actually thought that means deep fried potato wedges, no?
>>7130881
Those are home fries
>>7129753
This is the worst one, like how do you eat this shit
>>7130884
Just asking cause GP gave the impression it could be any mystery fried potato product, as in house sauce.
>>7128272
>gastropub
Oh no what kind of asshat would like a decent burger with their beer.
>>7129740
the point is that it doesn't go through any intermediary processing in between.
>>7130938
You don't know what a gastropub is, clearly
>>7130411
>>7130455
>>7130462
>If I'm not getting a bite of cheese each time why even call it pizza
fucking kill yourselves
i fucking hate americans who seem to think an 'even topping distribution' is the hallmark of a good pizza
you need a good dough, good cook, good sauce and good cheese and that's fucking it you cunts
>>7130938
American pleb detected.
>>7130951
>advocating shitty pizza
Keep telling yourself it's super great.
>>7130966
overcheesed american pizza is a monstrosity.
>>7130951
>muh good ingredients
Guess someone has been drinking the Kool aid from all those Chili's commercials on tv
>>7130970
no one said overcheesed, or said anything about American pizza you fucking idiot. learn some reasong comprehension
>>7130972
people were complaining about a pizza with a good amount of cheese by saying it was undercheesed. the corollary is...
and even if people weren't talking about america vs italy (which they were) there's a clear subtext.
>>7130891
Does anyone have the "vore coming out party" screencap? It gets me every time even though I know it's trolling
>>7130977
it is undercheesed, comparing it to good pizza I had in italy. The picture is a shit faux artisan piece of shit stop defending it
>>7130977
How do you function with that much autism?
>>7130985
>>7130977
Gennarro puts like a whole ball of mozzarella on his pizza and he knows more about good pizza than you.
>>7129753
FUCKING THIS
I should be able to bite a burger without unhinging my jaw
>>7131005
>FUCKING THIS
Back to Reddit you go.
>>7131007
>Redditors should go back to Reddit
FUCKING THIS
>>7131007
Show me the way, you seem to know more about that place than J
>>7130951
I agree that good bread with wholemeal flour and a tangy, rich sauce made with good tomatoes make a pizza God tier. That doesn't however make up for the complete lack of care in other aspects. That pizza is shit and in no way resembles Italian pizza. It's shit for the sake of showing off how much you can torture yourself, kind of like avant garde art.
>>7131003
gennaro is a celebrity chef, can't you do any fucking better than that?
>>7131012
>wholemeal flour
what
>a tangy, rich sauce made with good tomatoes
literally just tomatoes out of a can crushed in a fist
>That pizza is shit and in no way resembles Italian pizza.
you obviously don't know what italian pizza even generally is.
the distribution of cheese on a pizza like that is just uneven. you get globs of it you can tear apart and bits of pizza that are just sweet sauce. pizza is all about serving up one big thing that belies a great deal of contrast. americans don't seem to get that.
>>7131039
;)
I hate people who haven't lived in italy telling me what italian pizza should be like... baka
>>7131044
check your privilege anon, i don't think you are equipped to make that judgement.
>>7130998
>I'm an anal vore fanatic
This seems rather fabricated though.
>>7128278
You can get this at my local grocery store salad bar for like $2
>>7129832
You can't have guacamole? Why the fuck not?
>>7130462
>If I'm not getting a bite of cheese each time why even call it pizza
>>7128272
cute little doggy wanna eat you up
>>7132684
>degeneracy
>>7131291
I don't understand what you're trying to express.
>>7130951
Haha faggot your country probably only exists because of America so suck my fucking dick you little bitch
>tfw Hutlovers crust
>tfw extra sauce, no cheese
>tfw roll it up like a blunt
>tfw you roll a blunt to go with your pizza blunt
>pass it to your nigga bruce springsteen
>be american
>be superior
>bruce springsteen guides my way
>>7128272
>>gastropubs
every gastropub i have gone too has had a great selection of beer and great food. i never get disappointed by one.
>fusion
its ok
>IPA hype
>its nothing but hops
now that kills me
>>7134808
Every hipster "IPA" is just hops these days. Jdimsa.
>>7132909
>unironic faggotry
>>7128272
Whole-grain pasta is one of the worst abominations you can find in a supermarket
>>7134848
If you get the cheap stuff, sure.
>>7134848
>worst abominations you can find in a supermarket
Whole grain pasta doesn't even make my top ten list. What about Cool Whip, spray on cheese, frozen dinners, individually wrapped snack cakes, bread in plastic bags, instant mashed potatoes, imitation crab meat, chopped garlic in a jar, canned potatoes or fish sticks? Those are all way worse, but I'd still never buy whole wheat pasta.
>>7135355
Those all sound great, fuck off.
>people who actually use the word gourmet
>brioche buns
>>7135355
>fish sticks
triggered
>>7131005
>2015
>not being snake-kin.
>>7135377
What does gourmet mean in the real world?
Fusion is not inherently bad just because most are bad.
>>7135355
Funny that all the things you mention are exclusively American.
>>7135935
I have seen about half of that stuff here in the U.K.
Ya'll niggas just mad you ain't got Coloradoan beer game.
>>7136058
Bullshit, literally none of that exists there, only america.
>>7128332
calzones
>>7128516
>served in a fry basket
>served in a bucket
>served in a shoe
>served on a fucking shovel
>served directly on the fucking table
>>7134820
I buy IPA because it typically has a really high alcohol content and you get fucked up off it.
>>7136058
>U.K.
Literally no one in the UK puts the dots
>>7130662
umami is a literal flavor profile though.
>>7135355
>bread in plastic bags
literally nothing wrong with this, there are good quality loafs that are packaged like that
>fish sticks
highliner fish sticks are perfectly acceptable and this is is coming from someone who lives right by the water on the west coast
>>7130364
sometimes the meats on charcuterie plates can be expensive. Like one time I went to a Spanish (european spanish) and there was jamon iberico.. its about $30 for 100 grams. I went to the market and it's the same price.
>>7134796
USA Sucks
weed is for poorfags and children
>>7129777
It looks like it might taste alright. But as is usually the case with these things, you can usually substitute the word "Artisinal" with Amateur. Now, I've had authentic Margherita Pizza. They're not these misshapen tard tarts with tiny fuckbits of grassfed-petting-zoo-pygmy-goat-cheese and tiny bits of basil. It was a good sized, well rounded, perfect textured dough with ample amounts of fresh tomato sauce, fresh mozzerella, and big leaves of basil.
This Artisinal trend does tend to piss me off because they charge all this extra money to make it look like they didn't give a fuck about the end product.
>>7136513
This is not a u.Kay. web-site, may-tea. I shall name it as I please.
>>7135621
Kill yourself.
>>7136571
kill yourself
>>7134827
ironic faggotry is still faggotry
actually it's worse
>>7135355
thanks for writing my shopping list faggot
>>7136568
>Now, I've had authentic Margherita Pizza.
meaning you had a margherita pizza in italy, i'm guessing? they're frequently as 'misshapen' as that is, there is no goat's cheese in the picture and they rarely have 'ample' sauce, in fact they rarely use sauce at all.
in fact what you described as the 'authentic' margherita pizza is pretty much what is in that picture. the fact that you've had an 'authentic' margherita pizza doesn't make you an expert on the subject you pleb.
>>7136667
>hehe I posted it agin
>>7136717
posted what again, specifically?
>>7136730
Your comma is unecessary.
>>7136742
i wanted there to be a pause there so no, it isn't.
>>7136750
Kill, yourself.
>>7136788
WA LA
>>7128278
I'd eat the shit out of that. just not for $18. $5 at most.
This whole chatroom is make me tobkeek XDDD
>>7128474
at least they mostly got over sous vide this season
>>7138136
Sous vide is the most pretentious garbage I've ever seen.
>>7138481
Do you expect anyone to believe that?
>>7138493
Who wouldn't believe the truth?
>>7129793
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, A QUARTER OF ALL YOUR FUCKING CHEESE COMES FROM OUR STATE. JUST BECAUSE ONE SHITTY BRAND THAT NOBODY IN WISCONSIN HAS EVER HEARD OF MAKES SHIT CHEESE AND SLAPS OUR NAKE ON IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
WISCONSIN MAKES THE BEST CHEESE ON THIS SIDE OF THE WORLD, END OF STORY.
Yes I'm mad.
>>7128474
>E-everyone I tested this on s-said it tasted nice Marcus...
>>7139173
>murrican cheese
Lol
>>7136498
>>7139406
That's probably pretty tasty, but it's so pretentious that I would probably get a liberal arts degree for eating it.
>>7128292
>Not even any rice
>Sushi
I wish people would make new logical terms for the shit they create.
>>7139215
It's actually really good senpai you should try it
>>7139406
>eating off the table like a fucking animal
No thanks. I'd walk out. Not even pay my bill. Fuck those guys.
>>7128272
100% agree.
>>7140606
It's subhuman and those who indulge in such practices are disrespecting themselves.
>>7130953
Irish actually
>>7142024
I'm so sorry
>Every stupid twist white people put on non-white foods.
>>7144029
> non-white foods
like shit wine and jenkum?
>>7144029
Are you by chance a white 20-something that lives on a college campus?
b-but a local wings place serves BLT lettuce wedges . .
they're not pricey and they taste great
>>7145949
What's the price?
>>7145950
I looked it up and it said 11 bucks but I remember it being less because it was happy hour, more like 5 bucks with a ton of bacon on it
I also dont recall being the one with the bill on this outing, my stance may be flawed here
>>7145957
>being a mooch
Why live?
>>7144029
talk to us about cultural appropriation, enlightened one.
>>7128292
>*insert food* rolled up
>"sushi"
>>7139215
We can make some pretty damn good cheese
But this is 4chan after all, everything that the US makes is absolute shit and everything that Europe makes is infinitely better, right?
I mean Americans literally cannot make anything remotely good ever, they never have and never will. Absolutely never ever
>>7145991
lol, whatever you say bro :^)
>>7145991
You're so incredibly asspained right now, Amerilard.
>>7146054
It's attempting to communicate!
>>7146056
Better than being a retard. Maybe you should try something other than that at least once in your life.
Also, here's a hint: You're not talking to the same person, testicle chin.
>>7146083
How cute. It's still replying. :3
>>7146086
How cute, you're still a retard.
>reeee america
>reeeeeeeeeee europe
Wow, glad I wandered into this cesspool. Can you guys stop for a while?
>>7146090
There's no need to be so mad.
>>7146097
Stop projecting, scrotum lip.
>>7146093
Yuros literally cannot go one thread without shitposting Americans, and we always reply.
Makes me hate Yuros more each day to be honest family
>>7146104
I'm glad you're accepting your new testicle chin moniker.
>>7146086
> :3
Back to tumblr you go.
>>7144029
>korean "tacos"
>>7146245
>>7128272
This upsets me.
I like restaurants / food to be sourced from places that don't need buzzwords to be good.
Recently a donut place opened up in town where their marketing ploy is "we stay open until we're sold out" and people will cue for their donuts for hours. I don't doubt they might make nice donuts but I find that sort of gimmick revolting.
>>7146332
I mean that is a pretty smart idea business wise
>>7146332
How are they priced?
