What does /ck/ feed their kids?
>>7123667
Toast if they're lucky. Otherwise it'll be porridge with steamed vegetables with the occasional side of steamed ham.
For my daughter she loves to eat Japanese curry for some reason so I make that for her, my wifes son is more standard child, pizza is sufficient to satisfy him
>>7123709
>my wifes son
>>7123705
People like you should be neutered. I hope they kill you when they get old.
>>7123709
>my wife's son
Fuckin c u c k.
Mine get whatever the fuck I'm eating.
>>7123713
Why? They're 4 and 6 and it's pretty healthy for them. Besides, it's usually salted and flavored with pepper. At least my kids won't be short.
>>7123709
>my wifes son
>Look, I posed it again
>>7123709
>my wife's son
Taking care of another mans offspring are we?
>>7123711
>>7123715
Pretty tired of this. I am a woman and I had a child with a guy who abandoned me. My new husband is amazing and supportive and takes care of our children far better than the other guy. He is not a kek, he is an amazing guy. But you immature children probably haven't seen the real world yet
>>7123724
>I am a woman and I had a child with a guy who abandoned me
Guess who's fault this is.
>>7123724
>girl
Hi.
>>7123734
His. Not mine.
>>7123724
I bet you blame the guy who left you.
Btw your new guy is a c u c k.
>>7123743
Sure thing, princess.
You can do no wrong.
>>7123750
I got pregnant, he wanted an abortion, I said no, he fled. Still trying to track him down.
>>7123751
Gee, it's almost like you didn't think to ask him if he wanted to have kids before getting pregnant by him.
And yet still it's his fault.
>>7123751
Should have aborted. Having children in selfish, borderline evil.
>>7123751
>I got pregnant, he wanted an abortion, I said no, he fled. Still trying to track him down.
What if he wanted to keep the kid but you wanted an abortion, would you have kept it?
>>7123751
>having children out of spite
>>7123724
How can you be a woman, but married to man, and refer to your man as your wife?
Logic dictates that you're lying about something.
>>7123751
good idea. shackle him to a family that you forced into existence instead of curtailing while you still had the chance. Then he'll straighten up and become the perfect pussy-eating, overtime-working, social ladder-climbing prince charming you want him to be and drag you up along with him and sustain your life of shoe shopping and manicures. He definitely won't die inside and resort to a quart/day of cheap whiskey and hours and hours of the evening news to drown out the lingering embers of the dreams you extinguished because you wanted to live out Leave it to Beaver instead of getting an education in something useful and finding a job.
>>7123751
Oh.. look... more attention seeking posts.
You know the rules.
Post them tits.
>>7123751
>if a woman doesn't want a baby, she can just abort and forget about it
>the man needs to be paying for the baby he made clear he didn't want to have
Leave him be, bitch, you're putting a living being on earth out of spite, and you better raise the fucker properly.
>>7123767
>and you better raise the fucker properly.
Don't worry, she won't.
I don't have kids, but if I did they wouldn't eat anything with added sugar and fat in it except for special occasions. as a parent the one thing you can control more than anything else is what your kids eat most of the time. Feel bad for fat kids who become fat unhealthy adults, because their parents really failed them.
also they would be on a steady regiment of HGH supplements
What a surprise, manchildren attack a woman without knowing the details. We discussed having a child and he wanted one. But when the reality of being a father dawned on him, he ran. I didn't have an abortion because it is immoral. My new man is much better in every regard so I consider it a blessing.
>>7123724
This is a true post. Brace yourselves for the entire thread to be full of shit posts, though.
Serious question, what is the best diet to make my children tall? I mean look at asia, they were all midgets but now with good diet the average height is shooting up rapidly. I need my children to be at least 6'3 for men, 5'10 for women
>>7123795
Whoops. I got to it late. Guess the manbabies got to the thread first.
>>7123769
You can't even keep track of who is who is a thread on /ck/, much less make edgy posts entertaining. Fuck off pre-teen.
>>7123799
Worried your manlet sons will kill themselves?
>>7123791
>abortion
>immoral
Really? Deciding to remove a parasite that you control the growth of is immoral? I'm not really understanding how that works.
>>7123783
>as a parent the one thing you can control more than anything else is what your kids eat most of the time.
Oh you are so wrong. Those kids who realize the only control they have over their lives is what they choose to eat realize it between three and four, and they don't unlearn it until their late teens, if your lucky. Girls may choose to rebel against textures they decide they don't like, such as onions, beans and mushrooms. Boys may decide any visible vegetable matter is unacceptable. Some perverts even think all seafood is gross.
Yes, the trick is not letting them realize they have options about what they eat, but as soon as they start hanging out with other kids they learn options exist. My bro and sis were both picky eaters growing up. As adults both have explained the childish opportunistic nature of their thinking to me: "Mom made something gross, and I knew if I complained enough I wouldn't have to eat it." So of course it's the kid trying to manipulate the situation. But a kid who sees that as one of the few opportunities to express their will is going to fight for it, and turn family meals into their battleground. That's no fun for anyone, and it can stretch on for years, because teenagers define themselves as much by what they don't like as by what they do.
My sons wanted meat, preferably with rice and beans, along with a minimum of recognizable vegetable matter. The fucked up my cooking for ten years. Then they snapped out of it and became normal human beings.
>>7123799
Milk. Really.
Hope you're not going to be passing on lactose intolerance genes due to being not white.
>>7123819
That is kind of how it was in my house too.
But didn't people used to force their kids to eat whatever was prepared, like in the 50's? Seems like parents used to get their kids to obey them on pain of death.
>>7123724
>I am a woman and I had a child with a guy who abandoned me.
You're an idiot.
>My new husband is amazing and supportive and takes care of our children far better than the other guy.
And it turns out you're a very lucky idiot. Don't push your luck.
>>7123829
>But didn't people used to force their kids to eat whatever was prepared, like in the 50's?
Back then you could get drunk and beat the living shit out of your kids whenever they annoyed you and it was OK. Different world.
>>7123751
>Still trying to track him down.
Is that really in the best interests of he child, though? I mean think of his emotional well being.
Did you learn nothing from Star Wars?
>this thread
I don't have kids but I have cats and I feed them cat food.
>>7123819
I can kind of relate to this because my cats will occasionally refuse to eat some food that I put out for them and after a while I'll reluctantly give them something else just to be sure that they're eating something. I feel like a failure as a parent when that happens, but then I remind myself that if they don't eat out a bowl then they'll go and kill a bird. So I think of the bird and how I saved his life. I'm a hero. Saviour of birds!
>>7123843
>Back then you could get drunk and beat the living shit out of your kids whenever they annoyed you and it was OK
I still do this several times a week.
>>7123874
Your cats will kill birds for shits and giggles anyways, because that's what they do. And letting yourself be manipulated by cats is being a failure as a human being by some metrics anyways. Stop posting.
>>7123821
I'm white but still worried, I'm only 5'11
Nothing, I split abortion fees both times. Fucking expensive but cheaper compared to the alternative
>>7123819
>"Mom made something gross, and I knew if I complained enough I wouldn't have to eat it."
My mother was pretty sadistic. If I didn't eat a meal she would cook it for breakfast, lunch and dinner dsy after day until I ate it. I held out for 2 days once by sneaking some sweets into my room but eventually I caved. I am glad she did it though now.
>>7123918
That's fucked up, you realize.
>>7123898
The difference is that if they are hungry then they'll go looking for prey. Which is a lot different to simply killing a bird that flies into their yard.
Fun Fact: Cats can jump fences.
Stop breathing.
>>7123900
Your lack of self-confidence will fuck up your kids more-so than any height they could be (other than actual dwarfism or marfan syndrome)
>inb4 manlet, i'm 6'1
>>7123849
I don't see a thread, why the fug do you idiots call this a thread; it's a chatroom.
>>7123972
I have self-confidence, but average heights are rising so I need to prepare them
>>7123983
>actually afraid his kids are going to get height discriminated
This is what happens when grown men believe the bullshit they read on the internet.
Me and husband ar raising his niece because her parents passed away. She's 4 and eats everything, except egpplant, but seriously fuck eggplant though. Sometimes he cooks, sometimes I do, depends who comes home from work sooner. We both grew up on home cooking so McD's and other fast food is a no-no.
>>7123819
>kid trying to manipulate the situation
Kids are great manipulators, usually parents are the stupid ones that don't get it. I remember me and bro trying to complain, but mom and dad made us sit at the table until we finished our meal. Sometimes it took 3 hours, but eventually we'd eat it all. I'm thankful to my parents for doing that.
>>7124099
>Me and husband ar raising his niece
Double-keked
>>7124099
I bet you're also thankful to your dad for the dick he stuck in your nether region every night.
>>7124111
projecting much
>>7124113
;)
fuck off
>>7123667
I feed my children cheerios, so they grow up stupid and loving the socialist lying way. But then they're always cheery.
>>7124155
Hopefully they'll never have to know what a MIRV pattern is. It's just a dream.
>>7123751
How come nobody asked if it was a nigger yet?
It was a nigger wasn't it.
You fell for the interracial meme huh?
You're going to make a shitty single mother
>>7123667
Cereal in the morning, turkey sandwiches/pita bread tzatziki/bananas and raisin bread/peanut butter sandwiches for lunch, dinner typically pasta or pierogies or rice mixed with meat me and wife are eating.
My husband and I serve our adopted children from Japan the most lovley healthy gluten free food. Of course no GMO's
Also Im gay
>>7124848
Non bear/pig/fetish gay guys make the best food. I suspect its because of the pressure to conform to a highly stylish lifestyle from their community.
Goddamn this thread detailed too quick
>>7125071
i know right
way too much information here
Pro Tip: don't have kids. They're more trouble and a pain in the ass than they're worth. Also our society is filled to the brim with mouthbreathers and our resources are being depleted faster and faster. Finally just raising 1 kid for 18 years cost over $200,000 not including collage.
Think about what you could spend $200,000 on beside a shitting, crying, nagging, annoying, miniature version of a human.
>>7125311
your children are supposed to make money when they get old enough, too.
you're supposed to put in hard work to raise them properly and then they're supposed to take care of you when you're old and dying
BUT FUCK THAT YOLO SWAG VIDEO GAMES CASH MONEY HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLAS FUCK HUMANITY
>>7123724
>He is not a kek
>>7123724
So just say my daughter does this and have a son that does that. You're on the internet, 4chan of all places, don't set yourself up for disaster where it can be helped. Ya dumb.
>>7125311
I wish your mom thought the same way so we didn't have to deal with your lame ass.
>>7123783
Just feed them normally with some extra milk.
Mostly genetics.
>>7125317
>your children are supposed to make money when they get old enough, too.
Well no shit, they need a proper education to do that. Stack on 50-100K for a good 4 year collage experience depending if they crash at your place or live in dorms.
>you're supposed to put in hard work to raise them properly and then they're supposed to take care of you when you're old and dying
LOL no. This is completely optional and not always fulfilled completely. You better be hauling ass 20-60 and have fat stacks saved up for your retirement or some rope and a chair.
>BUT FUCK THAT YOLO SWAG VIDEO GAMES CASH MONEY HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLAS FUCK HUMANITY
Having kids is logically a bad investment both in time, money, and patience. It's simply not worth it anymore.
>>7123761
This. wtf
>>7125335
Yeah whatever breeder. By age 50 I'll be able to retire with over 500K in the bank. My house will be paid off and I'll pay maybe $500 at best on bills. My parents already have a good sum of money saved up for retirement and I feel happy I won't have to financially support them.
>>7125349
>owning a home
>no wife or kids
Literally why? Just get a nice apartment in the city.
>>7125341
>>7125343
those look really good, lucky kids. they sound pretty cool.
>>7125359
And give Jews my hard earned shekels for the rest of my life? Fuck that man. I'd rather get a small 100-200K home and learn how to do common house repairs.
>>7125371
I never said I'll never get married. I just don't want kids, there have to be woman out there that feel the same.
>>7125410
>she might not share my idea of what our home should look like or be located.
True. I'd still think I'd be a good idea to purchase a home before 30 and rent it to tenants to generate additional income and acquire property to sell later. That's my plan anyhow.
>>7123667
Hopes and dreams.
I'm waiting for them to hit 30, so they can realize the betrayal.
>>7125311
I think kids is an idea after a worthy job, house, banging hot ass wife who also has a good job, and enough items bought that you always wanted. Sure all those costs add up, but having someone to teach your ways to is worth it in the end to be proud of.
Pic related, I knew this kid before he had a kid. Serious obsession with batman, weed, and videogames. A lesson from him is don't jump on the baby train yet while you are young and smoking pot 24/7
>>7125528
>I think kids is an idea after a worthy job, house, banging hot ass wife who also has a good job, and enough items bought that you always wanted. Sure all those costs add up, but having someone to teach your ways to is worth it in the end to be proud of.
Is it? Spending 300K+ of someone who will pretend to give a fuck about you until they graduate college and move out and never call you ever again? You're delusional anon.
>Pic related, I knew this kid before he had a kid. Serious obsession with batman, weed, and videogames. A lesson from him is don't jump on the baby train yet while you are young and smoking pot 24/7
He is going to raise a fucking moron who will want to repeat the mistakes his dad made. Does weed impair you so much it makes you forget how to operate a fucking condom? I'm extremely happy weed is still banned in most states.
>>7125545
I didn't say he's my friend, I just know the kid
>>7125558
I thought we were suppose to call them wiggers?
>>7125555
Your quads tell of great doubt. First, the only way your kids would ignore or pretend to like you if you are making 6 figures. Middle class families have great kids that actually aren't snobs. Second, 300k sounds like a crock of shit.
Even though you sound like a douche, I respect you for your hate of weed as much as I do
>>7125528
Child looks unhealthy as fuck. Did he fuck his sister?
>>7125567
Probably from all the dank weed 420 blaze it. I want to raid him someday but personal army requests are for newfags
>>7124826
You got that one wrong m8. Niggers aren't human so it's not interracial, they're a different species. That would be like the Swiss fucking their horses.
http://nypost.com/2015/11/27/people-having-sex-with-horses-is-on-the-rise-in-switzerland/
>>7123667
As much candy as they want. Last week I spent like $45 on soda and fruit juice alone.
>>7125566
>Your quads tell of great doubt. First, the only way your kids would ignore or pretend to like you if you are making 6 figures. Middle class families have great kids that actually aren't snobs. Second, 300k sounds like a crock of shit.
Not same anon but I agree with him. When people grow up they leave their parents behind, it's an unfortunate side effect of dating. Most develop guilt and re-establish contact with their parents after a few years. Some cut off connection for life if their parents abused them too much as kids.
Also 300K is what you would spend on a single kid if you actually loved them (ie became middle class before you had kids). Kids are fuckton expensive, some parents even spend more. But 300K is a good estimate for housing, food, clothes, gifts, family trips, a car, collage, electronics, etc.
>>7125591
What are you on about? You're making assertions that have no basis in fact, if they did you'd cite those facts.
Kids are expensive but then that's fun, if I was married and had some I'd make sure that they were taken care of as I was when I was little tike. Not everything is about money.
>>7125591
Not having niggers as parents is a good start and my children wont start off on the wrong foot.
Reminder if that you don't feed your kids varied, home cooked meals they WILL be plebs.
>>7125579
it's more like fucking your dirty cousin than a horse.
and at least horses helped humanity.
>>7125596
There average cost to raise a middle class child is 245k right now. I think that's absurd, because it can be done a hell of a lot cheaper if you are a proponent of frugality. That figure comes from always buying new clothes instead of second-hand, and covers daycare, and modern convenience foods. It also counts 75k in housing expenses, because every child apparently needs half of a house to live in.
I've seen families making 50k a year total provide great lives for their kids, who love them very much. I've got friends who make 400k combined a year who's spoiled brats barely see them, but keep quiet because mommy and daddy pay for their horsies and video games.
tl;dr your conjecture that money spent is a indicator of love is fucking retarded.
Before you get all butthurt, and accuse me of not loving my kids, you are correct, I don't have or want kids and am lucky enough to have a wife who feels the same way.
>>7125640
The problem with that is that you're a cheap bastard that shouldn't have children in the first place. This isn't the depression and it's fun to treat your children well if you can afford it.
Not everyone is some weirdo living in a tree house or a shack ya know.
>>7125640
Why did you have kids, exactly?
MUST... HAVE... KIDS...
Propaganda - Duel live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am1xcjRZnMs
>>7125686
>I don't have or want kids
>>7125694
Then shut up and go back to your blog or reddit.
>>7125698
>everyone must have kids because i said so.
Not same anon bit fuck off you filthy breeder. Go have 10+ kids like the fucking field mice you are.
>>7123845
>Is that really in the best interests of he child, though?
Like she gives a fuck. She just wants that money.
>>7125706
The best place for field mice is up your ass you fuckin' tosser.
I hate when ck is as bad as b. Was psyched to get some ideas for my kids, and read all this bullshit.
OP, soups go over well (with bread and cheez), mexi is a hit, pesto a winner, and burger (of all kinds)
>>7125736
It's not all of us ya know, but this is 4chan, it is what it is.
Propaganda - Frozen Faces - Betaochenta Nº65
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oms1Wge8Vo0
When my son was a kid, I fed him lots of fruits, vegetables, fish, lean meats, nuts, seeds, milk, yogurt, mushrooms, basically the same things healthy adults eat, with an emphasis on brain healthy foods like fish, vegetables, seeds, and nuts. NOW, however, he's an asshole teenager, and if he doesn't want to eat what I cook, he either goes out and gets his own food (fast food) or makes himself something at home (which is usually ramen or some ungodly sandwich creation). He's rebelling over fucking nutrition, but whatever. He's intelligent enough that I'm sure he'll grow out of this phase.
>>7125816
Yeah, he'll probably grow out of it. My parents did basically the same thing. They raised me eating and learning to cook all kinds of good stuff, made foods from all sorts of different cuisines. Then when I got to be a teenager, all I wanted to eat was pizza and fast food because that's exactly what they didn't want me to eat.
After I turned 18 and moved out of the house I figured out that eating all that shit was pretty terrible and started to make real food again.
>>7123752
It takes 2 to make a child, NO MATTER the circumstances. The child is there, both parents are responsible. HE is at fault for running away from his responsibility. And men call US the perpetual children....
>>7125839
did you "forget" to take your pill?
or a pop a condom?
how about you not guzzle cum like the slut you are and maybe you won't have a fucking burden you want to push onto someone who doesn't love you or the kid.
>>7125555
>who will pretend to give a fuck about you until they graduate college and move out and never call you ever again?
Raise your kids well faggot, and don't worry about that.
>kids
This is 4chan...
>>7125863
I was commenting FOR the lady in the thread. Like I said, the circumstances matter little when there is new life coming. And she should get what she can from him no matter how he feels. It'd be really easy for men if being a resentful baby was all it took to abandon their responsibility.
>>7123724
10/10
Implying a member of /ck/ has impregnated a female and kept the result?
>>7125359
You're crazy. House > apartment. Although very few men know how to keep up a house on their own (as in, a house that a woman wouldn't be ashamed to live in)
>false flagging
>/pol/shit
How is it possible for a cooking board to be like this
When I was a kid, i ate what got put in front of me. If I didn't eat it, I didn't get anything else. Parents nowadays cater to their kids way too much.
Also, if I didn't eat, I didn't get to just leave. I sat there at the table with my plate in front of me. I can remember sitting until about 9:30 one night, and then got sent to bed.
I quickly learned to eat (and enjoy) things I didn't want to.
>>7123819
>not beating thje living shit outta your spoiled kids
>>7123667
mustard gas
>>7125898
Because just like every other board on 4chan, /ck/ has to deal with some /pol/ spillover every once in awhile.
>>7123819
> Those kids who realize the only control they have over their lives is what they choose to eat realize it between three and four, and they don't unlearn it until their late teens, if your lucky.
This is a load of "modern parenting" horse shit.
I'm 48 years old and I ate whatever the fuck my mom made for dinner if there was something I didn't like, my mom didn't make something special just for me, I ate whatever else was on the table or nothing at all.
For instance, my parents were Polish immigrants so we had borsch every damn week, (and I still refuse to eat beets) so those days all I'd eat for dinner was boiled potatoes and bread.
Kids will eat anything if you force them eat it and it won't damage their precious snowflake psyches in the least.
oh my god it feels like a massive weight lifted from me knowing I would never dare to have children
>>7125883
Defending someone on /ck/ of all places who most likely isn't even a real female truly shows how utterly pathetic you are and I don't even think you qualify as a human being.
>>7123933
Nonsense, that's proper parenting.
Shitty modern day parents tip-toe around their kids and cater to them in every way, cooking special meals for the kids like it's a fucking restaurant and when those kids grow up, they'll only eat chicken lugnuts and french fries soaked in ranch dressing....
>>7125999
So much this. So many kids are being conditioned to think "If you don't like something, people will go out of their way to especially tailor it to your liking".
This is what happens when SJWs breed.
If I didn't like what was for dinner, I would just make a fucking sandwhich or something.
>>7126017
Nonsense, of course that's messed up. Proper parenting would be to say, "This is what's for dinner. Try it. If you can't eat it, then too bad" Then, you don;t purposely make it over and over again. The kid doesn't like it. Why torture him?
I feed them what my parents fed me. Two options.
Take it or leave it.
>>7126204
This.
My parents did the same thing, I could eat what they made or nothing at all.
>>7126135
> The kid doesn't like it. Why torture him?
Because kids are stupid and don't actually know what they like, just what they're used to and will say they don't like something simply because it's different.
Then the dumbass parents will end up making something just for the kids and the kids learn they can demand anything and get it... until they become adults, and the real world bitch slaps them up side the head (which their parents should have done).
It burns my ass to watch my brother run around like a maniac making each of my three nieces something different, because this one don't like that and that one don't like this; "but... but bro, then they won't eat anything?!"
Bullshit, they'll eat when they get hungry and then they'll eat whatever the fuck you put on the plate, which is exactly what OUR mom did.
>>7123709
why can just say step son and avoid the c.uck memes
>>7125999
Trips 4 truth. Thanks paps!
>>7125640
kids are a lot cheaper if you buy one from china.
>>7126254
Why pay to import one from china when you can make one for free at home?
>>7125839
maybe he didn't give consent to having a child. that's rape.
>>7126254
There is a massive process and is way more expensive than what you have in mind.
>>7123751
>I got pregnant, he wanted an abortion
>I said no, he fled
What the fuck did you expect was going to happen?
>>7123799
>I need my children to be at least 6'3 for men, 5'10 for women
>>7123799
Genetics.
>>7126320
I feed your mom plenty of my genetics every night and she's still not 5'10
>>7126325
You're a filthy necrophiliac. Have fun with that.
>>7125317
Pretty much
>>7126333
>haha my mom is dead so the jokes on you
>>7126385
Yep, pretty much.
>>7126012
You seem to be burdened with the delusion that anyone gives a shit what you think, on any subject.
Let me assure you, no one gives a fat rat's ass.
>>7123724
I am so sick of this feminist society trying to defy biological imperatives. A responsible mother would have left that baby to die on a hilltop the moment she realised she had no man to support it. And a real man taking a partner of breeding age will see to it that all her previous progeny is slaughtered, to ensure she can focus on raising his own progeny. This is what lions do, because they understand masculinity. Our species is weak with the feminist sickness, and will only grow weaker.
>>7126282
I don't have anything in mind except that things made in China are generally cheaper.
But is it true that in America if a guy has sex with a girl without the girl's consent it's a crime and the guy goes to prison and pays for the rest of his life but if the girl has a baby without the guy's consent it's not a crime and the guy pays for the rest of his life?
Nice freedoms you have there.
>>7126712
Yep, that's pretty much true.
The moral of this story is: don't have sex with a chick you wouldn't want to have a baby with, you fucking degenerate. At that point, just jack off.
>>7126725
Or just use birth control instead of acting like a stupid kid and risking an unwanted pregnancy.
>>7126757
or just pick up prostitutes and rough them up a little during sex. just enough, and not a slap more.
women are scum, and they deserve everything they whine about.
>>7126762
*tip tip*
>>7125311
there are plenty of times in the history of the world, everywhere, where the people were far worse off but still had more kids than people do today
so while i do understand the economic excuse, i don't believe it's relevant
>>7126684
Wow you take the cake in this thread for total absolute autism
>>7125579
Back to /pol/, racist. I hope hiro makes being racist an automatic permaban
>>7126832
>being this new
>>7123981
What the hell is wrong with you?
>>7126832
>I want the gubment to enforce global rules that prevent an entire community from saying things that hurt my feelings
>if I don't see it then it doesn't exist
Fuck off. Just because you want live inside a little bubble of ignorant bliss then that doesn't mean the rest of us do.
I don't necessarily condone racism but if I don't see it I want that to be because people aren't racist. Not because their racism was censored.
That's freedom.
>>7123667
>>7123723
>>7123746
>>7123750
>>7123667
I hope my kid doesn't turn out picky. Just started eating solid foods and gobbles down everything that I put in the bowl. So far so good.
>>7123908
>abortion fees
damn, that sucks. in ontario abortions are covered by OHIP
>>7125596
>citing facts
>on 4chan
>posting facts
>on 4chan
>Mfw all this trolling
>Mfw i have a step daughter that calls me "Dad" and cries when she has to go back to her birth father for the week
Its a special kind of hell. At her Fathers house she eats ramen and other fat burger food. At my house its home made fair from different regions and fresh flat breads... she's my bear, and she tells me every day that she wants to live with me and mommy.
>I know, Bear, but you arent young enough to choose, and your father has a lot more money than we do.
>Hang in there, Bear.
>>7123667
A knuckle sandwich with a side of rape if they don't turn the fuck around and realize we're all in this metal death tube together and in order for us to get along we have to observe decorum.
>>7127108
*too young to choose
>>7127108
>she's my bear
I really hope that isn't a euphemism.
>>7126826
that post is so crazy that it's my favorite part of the thread
if it's intentional and self-aware, I think it is great comedy
if an actually human being has those beliefs, then the absurdity of that person's worldview is great comedy
hence, best post
>>7127124
Getting her to bed when she eas younger would cause her to "roar" and pick up her teddy, in which she woukd proclaim "Bears choose when they sleep!"
>>7127139
that's adorable unless it actually is a euphemism and now you're using more
>>7127159
Im not... quite sure where you're going with this but i assure you its just my nick name for her. To keep it on topic, ibe been frustrated as of late because her fathers "cooking" is deadening her pallete. She thought home made marinara was "spicey" due to the garlic and shies away from a lot of the things i make because they arent potato smiles or dino-nuggets. Its super super aggravating
>>7127139
a teddy is an inappropriate garment for a child
whatever is on the stove, if they don't like it then mac and cheese I guess.
>>7127177
