When I still didn't have my teeth I liked soft food and I hated solid food, but now that I'm a big boy I can totally handle solid food. I basically haven't eaten anything that doesn't require chewing in years. I'm even starting to learn to use a fork. It's an eating utensil, your parents haven't let you try it yet. Soup is shit. So are mashed potatoes. Applesauce is the worst. Only basic babies eat that.
Why are you still eating soft foods, /ck/? When you're a big boy like me, you'll understand why soft foods are terrible. You only eat it because you are picky and can't handle big boy foods.
>>7117897
This is the most autistic thing I've read all week.
>>7117897
What the fuck am I even reading?
>American shitposting at its finest
>>7118551
can we plug this /pol/ leak already
jesus fuck this autism is 2much2handle
This is typical for /ck/
>>7118566
That task, while being a good thought, might prove too difficult. Even with 4chan being a Japanese website, the majority of posters is undoubtedly American. When you throw em all out, literally everybody will be slow.
That was a funny post, OP, but /ck/ doesn't enjoy comedy.
>>7118566
Remember when it was possible to have bland opinions on major countries without being/pol/?
You sound like you're that self appointed mod on /trv/
>>7117897
>When I still didn't have my teeth I liked soft food and I hated solid food
Mushy pees eating Britbong detected
>>7119373
This is literally the first thing I thought of when I read the OP. Like it was some sort of poorly done shitting on Eurofags or something.
>>7119360
It's more like /ck/ doesn't enjoy comedy when it hits too close to home
>>7119360
Really? Why not?
