fat NEET here, i just went on a food adventure.
back home now. r8 my adventure.
got in teh subway first.
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oh look, what's that?
shall we walk in?
>>7117214
>French Canadian
You have my attention OP.
Got myself 2 pieces of chicken, 2 bean burritos, drink, fries, bread, and a cookie.
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wasn't feeling full so i ordered a steak Quesarito and a churo.
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>>7117216
>>7117222
Gross, thought you were going to post something more interesting than fast food.
I thought you were a gourmond OP, you're just a slovenly neckbeard.
Quesarito master race indeed.
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going back to basement HQ.
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drinking orange crush on the subway, normies staring...REEEE
7/7
back in teh basement
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did u guyz like muh adventure? r8 it.
>>7117224
gourmet food is overpriced junk, you losers wageslaves pay so much for something that isn't giving a good dopamine high.
do you have a small penis?
>>7117233
Is that a tub of cocaine?
>>7117260
maybe, not saying it is.
>>7117264
take your lifting chalk back to /fit/ we all know you're bulking chad, get back to squats and deadlifts
>>7117271
>me being fit or remotely interested in being fit
kek you have no idea how wrong you are my friend.
>>7117233
You can see your name on the prescription bottle, Tomin.
>>7117277
who the fuck names their kids Tomin anymore?
>>7117280
People who live in Montreal, apparently.
>>7117280
Tomin master race.
>>7117291
it was delicious so fuck you, not telling you what's in the tub now that you faggots figured out my name.
>>7117295
I've had taco bell before. Certain menu items are okay but I wouldn't call it delicious. And it's not my fault that other anons know how to zoom. You can delete your image using the box at the bottom of the page.
Now what the fuck is in the tub?
>>7117315
fairy bread in the tub
I could do a lot with the $14 you spent there with one trip to the grocery store. Would certainly be more filling AND fulfilling. Do you know how to cook, anon?
>>7117328
you forgot the time it takes to cook stuff, time is money.
also home cooked can never compare to dopamine high that fast food can give you.
>>7117214
Post belly pls
>>7117376
not when you enjoy cooking and the taste of food that doesn't taste like dog shit soaked in grease
>>7117378
you're sick pervert man, seek psychiatric help.
>>7117381
no shut up, normiescum, it tasted so good it almost felt like an orgasm. i liked it.
keep eating your faggoty de-greased salad and gtfo.
>>7117214
I rate your adventure 1/10.
>riding the subway is not an adventure
>going to KFC is not an adventure
>returning home right after eating is not an adventure
You get the 1 point for leaving the basement.
I wander what enthralling adventures part 2 will hold?
If this was /b/ and it wasn't 2am in Montreal, pizza would be on the way.
>>7117427
fuck!!!
stay away you fuckin normies!
you'll never take me alive!!
>>7117376
>time is money
OP is NEET. time is not money for OP
>>7117421
why so salty, ah?
ungrateful faggots, i did this for your entertainment.
>>7117233
Prescription... Tylenol?
>>7117461
t3 maybe, or whatever. I had a prescription of them when I had my wisdom teeth pulled
>>7117239
>>>r9k
Back to your cave.
>living in montreal
>not going to schwartz's
what is wrong with you
>>7117427
oh snap
>>7117233
>that melatonin
how well does that stuff work for you
>>7117383
Then post dick instead.
>>7117222
>taco bell
>plate says kfc on it
What?
>>7117214
if you are a NEET, how you can afford to take a trip?
>>7117637
It's a Taco Bell and a KFC. They are both owned by the same parent company.
>>7117643
Haven't you ever heard of NEETbux?
>>7117637
They combine them in Canada. Like how they combine KFC and A&W in the US.
>>7117239
>being addicted to food
>b-but you have a s-s-small pp
Trolling uses to be an artform.
>>7117643
They've become so obese from their manchild diets that they've become "disabled" under the weight of their own selfishness.
Disabled people are provided for via taxation of normal productive people.
>>7117216
Why is it nighttime at 11am
10/10.
if you're a fat dude holding a fastfood drink, I might've seen you last night on the way back from post-ganadara grumpy's.
Small world, but mine was the better food adventure, montreal anon :(
mine was the better food adventure
>>7117499
many better options, tbqhfamily. schwartz's is an awkward distance from a metro line for a snack, always tourists, there are better things on a friday night.
>>7117886
I'm living an hour away and it starts to get dark around 4:30pm now
>>7118043
>schwartz's is an awkward distance from a metro line
OP is a fat fuck, he could use the walk
>>7117499
DUMB TOURISTS!!!
So they treat you like dirt, the place itself looks like it hasn't been cleaned since 1978, they only accept cash, and the grease masquerading as meat is served between two pieces of bland. Seriously were it not for the mustard I wouldn't have been able to eat it.
Can someone explain to me why people line up for this? I lived in Montreal two years, and I had it exactly once.
And once is enough.
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Wow, are you kidding me? This was terrible! The sandwich was mini, but I guess for $7-8 it's an ok size. But the meat was flavorless and the texture was stringy for some parts. We went late night, so we didn't even have to wait for our food. If we actually waited, I would probably have hated it even more. The guy behind the counter was really rude also and kept trying to kick us out because the seating area was closed. You can just tell us, no need to shoo us away like fucking animals. Asshole. Keep your bland SMOKED MEAT. And I would never call it pastrami because it doesn't even come close!!!
Absolutely terrible. All hype, no delivery. Meat was dry and bland, service was rude, don't know why people would wait over an hour for a sandwich that deserves zero recognition. AVOID - and thank me later
I was all worked up for this so called fantastic smoked meat sandwich and my son and I went and tried it we were deeply disappointed. We ordered the smoked meat sandwich and cherry cola and I asked does a pickle come with it and he said oh yes of course. The sandwich was terrible and I have had better at dunns or your neighborhood restaurant and then I got the bill for this disapointment and it was a whopping 22.00 dollars never again will I go there waste of money and time.
sandwiches are OK, just OK. mass delusional hype is the only explanation. sides were not worth it at all. skip waiting in line like a tool and just order the sandwich to go if you want the "experience", what experience that is I have yet to figure out
>>7118804
so then where do you go for a smoked meat sandwich
>>7117233
10/10 go to a chinese buffet next
and don't forget OP life is all about new experiences, put yourself out there and try all kinds of foods :^)
