>forced to go with my parents on Thanksgiving to my aunts house
>tell parents I dont want to go im 28 and can just stay home, we argue I lose
>they know im on a diet.
>i bring portioned Tupperware with me and my food to my aunts
>get made fun of all dinner and night over it
>>7113686
>omg this one meal will like totally ruin my whole diet
kill yourself senpai
>>7113686
Its OK to have cheat meal every once in a while.
>>7113686
You're 28. Your parents aren't the boss of you anymore.
>>7113689
doesnt work with me.
>>7113686
Stop acting like a little bitch and people will stop treating you like one.
Thanksgiving happens once a year, you are allowed to splurge every once in a while when you're on a diet.
>>7113686
How do you lose that argument?
>I won't be coming.
What are they going to do?
>>7113697
hound me about it for the next week and make being home uncomfortable
>>7113693
>my body is like totally unique guys~~~ it's my metabolism~~~
>>7113700
it's self control you shitter
>>7113709
Eating one meal does not end self control you fucking autist.
>omg if I eat an extra 1000-2000 calories this one day I will totally have like lost self control
>>7113694
that's your perspective
perspective is subjective
OP
You aren't respected because you act like a little bitch.
>>7113717
No but it promotes derailment
Not everybody has an iron will
Hey OP, if you spend the day before eating a few calories less, and rhe day after a few calories less, everything balances out :) have fun and remember to enjoy life! Thin people eat thanksgiving so so can you
>>7113730
lmao, you have literally no self control? What the fuck? Honestly you are the single most pathetic person on this board right now, bar none.
>>7113737
t-thanks
>>7113737
I understand what he's saying.
Not with food though but if I had a drink I'd be devastated in myself.
>>7113709
Self control doesn't preclude the occasional feast.
What people get hung up on is not actually being occasional and bullshitting themselves.
>>7113689
Cheat meals are for people that are just going to balloon up again, a full dietary change is the only way to go. That being said, OP is a manchild that should shut the fuck up.
What do fat people have on a cheat day?
>>7113823
i actually just walked out and am going to walk home they wouldnt stop
>>7113843
you sound like the biggest vagina
like triple blue whale sixteen tons of pure vagina
>>7113848
what else am I gonna do fight them?
>>7113698
Move out
>>7113877
You could stop being a little bitch and eat some fucking turkey?
One day isn't going to kill you. Do you think that seeing the turkey would drive you into a blind rage where you'd consume everything or something? Just eat less, instead of whatever tard diet plan you're on.
>>7113823
are you that one fucking faggot who post shit like "you can't stand the banter"? if you are I seriously hope you die tonight, along with all of your family. if not, happy thanksgiving!
>>7113877
realize that it's good natured ribbing not malevolent insults and that maybe you should grow a fucking pair and make fun of them back and joke along with them instead of getting all butthurt and walking away from your family you fucking whale vagina
>>7113892
I told them to shut the fuck up, and they didnt if i would have stayed it would have escalated to a fight
>>7113811
Yeah bro never eating foods I like again, I mean thin people never eat delicious food ever right? RIGHT?
>>7113908
you are painfully autistic
>>7113908
real tough guy u wanna go bro? u wanna fucking go?
>>7113924
Because I wasn't going to take shit from them anymore?
>>7113934
I can actually fight well, played hockey for 15 years and played junior a where I had to fight quite a bit, after that I started drinking a lot gained a lot of weight and at where I am now.
>>7113848
>triple blue whale sixteen tons of pure vagina
Fucking kek
>>7113938
because you claim to be a 28 year old man who still lives with his parents
because you brought a plate of food to a holiday meal that's all about food and family
because you threw a hissyfit and left the house 'cause you couldn't take goodnatured teasing or respond in kind
>>7113959
I know many people over 28 who live at there parents house. Its not like im very close to my aunts or uncles just my parents which is why i didnt want to go
>>7113962
Just because people do it doesn't mean it's socially acceptable.
Get a job, save money, move out.
>>7113962
>Its not like im very close to my aunts or uncles just my parents which is why i didnt want to go
It's all about me me me isn't it? I don't want to do it, I don't want to eat it, I'm bringing MY food, I'm leaving.
You self centered bitch you are so fucking selfish.
>>7113975
Lol if he doesn't live for himself he may as well commit sudoku. Look at you bitch nigga, trying to please everyone else. Two words m8, sad cunt.
>>7113686
yeah it is hard to set boundaries around food/family, especially if you live at home and are on a diet. godspeed op
>>7113979
>There's no such thing as family
>Everything is about me
>Fuck family and culture man I'm gonna 420blazeit in my room and play c0d xD
It's once a year to make family happy, only a literal sociopathic giga-autist would complain about that.
>>7113980
OP stop samefagging
>>7114019
they need to bring back post id's
>>7113959
OP is both a faggot and a pussy, but why do we think the teasing was good natured? Lots of families have shitty passive aggressive dynamics. Especially where they are sick of OP type shenanigans.
>>7114072
fuck you
>>7113690
i'd wager he still lives with them, in which case they are.
>>7113918
>Healthy food can't be delicious
How fat are you? I'll wait until your rotation has you facing this hemisphere again.
>>7114069
i want flags on /ck/ to show that all of the threads about america are started by americans.
>>7114179
Fucking yuros, not only obsessed about Americans, but obsessed about Americans taking their shitposting America stalker jobs. Bloody hell.
>>7114180
fun fact: nobody outside of america cares about america. but americans sure do love to talk about america. flags will confirm this.
>living with your parents at 28
>>7114184
I'm from Mexico m8, but let me guess, I'm Norteno Americano noa. It's all dirty spics until Jorge makes fun of the Old World.
>>7114184
>nobody outside of america cares about america
Sure explains all these fucking DO AMERICANS REALLY X threads.
>>7114194
you in charge of reading comprehension
go to bed. you're drunk.
>>7114196
You in charge of not being a deluded retard.
>>7114198
you being ignorant and dismissive.
stereotype confirmed.
>>7114184
You don't matter anymore, get over it.
>>7114202
Joke's on you, I'm not american.
Butthurt yurotard confirmed :^)
>>7114205
>no u
you never did
>>7113944
>I can actually fight well
Says every self-important autist to ever ooze onto the 4 chains
>>7114208
>Aussie eagle can't speak freedom though
>>7114173
Not fat, I never implied healthy food can't be delicious, it can, but some delicious food isn't healthy. You can eat unhealthy foods sometimes senpai.
>>7114208
>The country with a small economy than texas has an over compensating bird
unsurprising honestly.
Nigga what did you really expect from making this thread? Are you fucking new?
>>7113686
>he doesn't have 5500+ calorie metabolism thanks to gear/DNP
ahaha fuckin loser.
I only had 2000 calories today cause I wanted a dry chiseled face for my interview, ended up waking at 3:30am near death from nausea and weakness trying to find the fastest thing I can microwave and eat.
your maintenance is literally a death sentence for me.
>>7114235
Probably genuinely believed all the memes on this board and thought we would agree with his infantile actions
>>7114219
>i want to talk about america!
>>7114239
Cool wiki bro.
>>7114258
>>7114209
id fuck you up
>>7113944
>i used to get drunk and fight kids in high school
>i'm still hanging on to it
I'll suck your dick you sad little faggot
>>7114329
I actually played sports and made it to a high level in fought, you fought mexicans and blacks in some shitty hs
>>7114337
Keep reliving your "glory days" whilst thrusting your fuck doll with a picture of that girl you fucked that one time in high school.
Lol u sad lil bitch ill eat your shit
>>7114362
y-you too
>>7114218
Yes you can eat unhealthy food in moderation, but OP is obviously a fat fuck looking for a crutch.
>>7113686
poast your fat, floppy titties
>18-1
>>7113785
Alcohol has a physical dependency aspect to that just eating a larger than usual meal doesn't.
>>7114147
If he is paying rent then they can suck his dick.
Americans, fat yeah!
Coming again to be really really fat yeah!
Americans, fat yeah!
Being fat is the only way yeah!
Dieting your game is through, cos now you have to answer to
AMERICANS, FAT YEAH!
>>7115412
faggot
>>7115422
>you can't have food related addictions
>>7113686
>i'm 28 and have no control over my life
lol
>>7114219
10,000 rounds of ammunition fired through machine guns wouldn't last 10 minutes in combat.
>28
>Parents force you to do anything
Really nigga?
this thread belongs in r9k.
I have respect for OP. He doesn't believe in breaking his diet. Just like the drug addict or alcoholic should never "splurge" on their sobriety. Slopes are very slippery for those who have an addiction. GOD
>>7115429
Maybe rent, utilities, and food. In which case I have to wonder why hes living there.
>>7115951
Thanks man
>>7113962
>>7113944
>>7113843
Yikes this guy is seriously mental
>>7113686
It's okay to cheat once in a while, just ask the guy you posted in the image, he cheats a little too much, to be honest.
>I'm 28
>implying you can avoid thanksgiving with your age
My grandpa still complains about being forced to come over thanksgiving .
>>7116311
lol based grandpa
>>7116311
There is no "forcing" once you don't live with your family any more. If you do then you are obviously doing it to save money, which is your choice, so you have no right to complain about whatever they "force" you to do.
>>7113965
Things being socially acceptable or not is an arbitrary division. It's totally acceptable in some cultures to live at home. You're expected to take care of your parents the way they've taken care of you. Moving out in some cultures is viewed as selfish. I'm American and I know this. My Chinese friends know this and feel alienated from their parents by following American tradition and moving out.
Different situations can call for different actions. Reacting to your own situation as necessary is more important than following the herd.
>>7113877
kill one of them and make the other(s) eat the corpse and get fat from it
then make fun of them for being so fat
it's just basic logic man
>>7113990
>every family is nice and worth getting to know
>there's no such thing as two people who don't click
>family members are never dysfunctional
>depression, alcoholism, drug abuse, assholes etc, don't exist
Great reasoning there! My mom becomes intolerable when drunk. My sister is good at turning it into banter but my depressed ass just calls her out on it. My mother will lie, compliment herself (again and again and again) and be completely self absorbed. My cousins husband is a sex fiend and will talk about his sons masturbation habits while also bragging about how great of a kid he is. At least he's kind of funny so it's generally amusing to interact with him. But he's also amazingly judgemental and controlling about certain things.
I don't like everyone in my family. Thanksgiving normally leaves me feeling drained and depressed. It only gets better by hanging out with my sister getting drunk and watching Little Shop of Horrors or Back to the Future or whatever.
Allow for more situations than your own.
>>7113959
Retards defend family here. If he's a bitch manchild or whatever then the family made him that, or at best failed to stop him from becoming it, and they weren't making fun of him to celebrate. They were doing it because they are stupid. Regardless of whether OP deserves blame here, his family certainly does.
>>7114208
We have golden eagles in america you dip. You now, the type that throw goats off of mountains. Also the eyesight thing applies to both birds. Even finches can see those spectrums of light.
Still, the pic is funny.
>>7113990
"family and culture" = old losers helping to take away a young loser's chance at ceasing to be a loser
OP ditch your family and move to /fit/. At least they are hateful in defense of something that sort of deserves to be defended.
>>7114236
DNP is a death sentence to you. Do you even know what it does to your mitochondria? Mother fucker, you took the bitch way out.
>>7114239
There were mines, you dumb butt. Mines kill people, surprise surprise.
>>7115422
have you never heard of insulin
Here late just to laugh at autistic op lol.
>>7116545
>be almost 30
>still dependent on the people you have been since birth
That isn't some kind of sociological innovation, it's a mark of completely stunted maturity
>18-1
>>7116789
In your own perspective, which is apparently tiny. You can live at home and have a career. Pay off college loans super fast. Build up a massive bank account and have amazing credit. All while taking care of your parents. It works out just fine. Not everyone is looking to have kids at 23 and not everyone has terrible relationships with their parents.
>>7116811
Good luck having any social acceptance while being this obtuse and pretentding you are "taking care of your parents"
>>7113686
>Being 28
>Living with your parents
You deserve to feel miserable, you're a failure at life.
>>7116864
If the people who you socialize with care that much, then that's pathetic. The fact that you brought up social acceptance as your first concievable downside is even more pathetic.
>>7116878
i love living with them we get a long great, go out to dinner etc...
>>7114236
You can't hide that dungeon finder from me, anon
>>7113878
/thread
>>7116937
I know you can do it anon. You'll be on your own in no time and will love your independence. Keep it up!
>>7116878
As a different Anon who's also 28 and still living at home, I can safely say that you should kindly shut the fuck up and take a look at the state of the economy. Depending on what city you live in and it's relative cost of living, people can make 50k a year and still need additional financial help from either family or a significant other.
The world ain't black and white, and this isn't 30 years ago where someone could live in a 3 bed 2 bath on 30k a year alone.
>>7116910
Social acceptance is literally how you move up in life past minimum wage jobs.
what's up with all the threads on /ck/ being filled with assblassed rentcu/ck/s getting angry that someone else isn't paying rent
>>7117050
Not entirely. You can have a minimal social life and be very successful, if we are talking about money.
We emphasize social lives entirely too much in the USA. At the expense of other things.
>>7117061
Can confirm. Minimal social life individual reporting in with decent paying job and nobody to fuck up my awesome alone time.
>>7113686
Successful troll is successful
>>7114173
TOP KEK
>>7117061
>still arguing that it's totally fine to live with your parents at 28 and being unable to understand why that is generally considered unacceptable
As much as the word gets thrown around, you genuinely might be autistic.
"fuck social norms" and all that, sure -- but not recognizing the objective value in social acceptance is extremely short-sighted. If you want to live that way, go for it, but there's a reason you'll constantly get shit for it.
I can't decide which thread is the worst on /ck/ right now.
It's either this or the canned spray cheese thread.
>>7117741
Nope, you're just using autism as a buzzword.
I never said I didn't recognize that you can't live with your parents forever, you just put words in my mouth. What a surprise. In fact I think OP is a giant tittybaby. There's a huge difference between living with your parents and living off your parents. I'd wager OP is in the second category.
Social skills are inherently important but we as a society DO overemphasize social lives above nearly everything. Hence the example you gave of people judging you for living at home. You don't know why that person is still with their parents. Maybe theyre like OP. But maybe their parents are sick. Maybe one parent has died and the other is too old or frail to do everything on their own. Maybe they're attending a local school and don't want to waste the money on housing.
By the way its only considered unacceptable in largely the western world, and that view is relaxing due to the whole recession and its after effects. It is far more impractical for many to move out at 21 like people did in the 60s in the USA. Thankfully I was able to move out at 23. I'm in the minority that isn't getting much or any help from their parents. You sound like you are too.
>>7118014
I didn't even have to follow this argument back to whatever started it to know you have severe autism.
Not the guy you're arguing with. Not even going to read that train wreck of a post. Get some meds or whatever they do to treat your condition. You're a mess.
>>7118020
>oh no its long and I can't read long things tl;dr better call him an autist
Keep using those buzzwords and memes, friend. You're getting so many super cool 4chan points
>>7118027
You're a shut-in who writes essays in defense of being a manchild living with mommy in your late 20s. You don't get to pretend memes and 4chan aren't your life, pepe.
>>7118014
Fucking shit, get a grip. Look at how many times you say "maybe" lol.
You're all "maybe he's in the microscopic minority who is successful but living with their parents at 28".
Nigga, this guy got "forced" to go to a family thanksgiving, and then walked out after they were mean to him about his special food from home and made him cry. Oh yeah, and he's fat. Sure, sure, he sounds super fucking successful, I think you're on to something.
Why on Earth would you give someone on a Patagonian ice sculpture forum the benefit of the doubt?
If anything, the situation is far far worse than he let on.
>>7118090
Sorry, never mind. I'm still drunk from last night and OP made me angry being such a baby.
At least, all else said, OP didn't try to force his constraints on anyone else. It's not like he went on some vegan rant or pressured the host to leave out gluten or any of that other snowflakey narcissistic bullshit.
He took care of his own meal without asking anything of anyone else.
All the other stuff is pretty embarrassing, but on this one point, the example is better observed than disregarded.
I'm an unmedicated type 2 diabetic. I can only keep my blood sugar in healthy range if I eat very low carb.
If I eat something carb-y, my sugar will spike 150-200 mg/dl. Yikes.
I ate pumpkin pie to make my relatives happy. They don't know about my condition.
I just had to deal with the toxic, organ-destroying hyperglycemia that night.
>>7118120
Why the fuck didn't you just tell them about a medical condition, you worthless fat fuck?
>>7118014
Read the thread. You are correct in guessing I am not getting any help from my parents, but that is partially because I value independence. I moved out when I was 19. Of course there are people that benefit from staying with their parents, I never said anything to the contrary, maybe reread my posts while you're at it.
>>7118120
>unmedicated
Why? Are you self-diagnosed too? Why wouldn't you fucking tell you family?
>>7113686
>we argue I lose
You're almost 30, there is no argument to be had you spineless pussy. you tell them you're not going to go and you don't go.
>>7113686
start in the next few months. Your parents don't need to know every last thing about your health as long as you aren't dying. Make something up but do it slowly. Say that you have to see a gerontologist. Go on to say that they are going to try you on a few meds that can react badly with some foods. Say that they aren't sure what exactly you are having a reaction to so say you have a food list you have to eat from and they slowly are weeding out potential allergies and you can't deviate or else risk diarrhea or heartburn or something. Im sure this could have been said in less words. too tired
>>7113959
>tfw only family members remotely near me are my mom and sister
Feels good to sit with family you actually know, eat normal shit and stare at the menu for an Alfred Hitchcock movie for 10 minutes then go back to what we were doing.
I feel horrified looking at all these videos of large families gathering and literally getting into fights over political disagreements.
>>7116545
There's a difference between taking care of your parents as a 30 year old and your parents taking care of you as a 30 year old.
If your parents "force" you to go to Thanksgiving dinner, you are not taking care of your parents.
Moving out of your parents house may seem scary and financially unsound, but the boost you give yourself in confidence and self esteem later is well worth it.
Not to mention the complete and total freedom to go and do pretty much whatever the fuck you want, which I guarantee doesn't happen when you're under your parents roof.
The arguments and stress of living with other people completely goes away, and YOU get to control how much influence they have in your life.
I'm not telling you to cut the strings completely, i'm just saying it feels reaaallly fucking good once you finally do.
>>7113686
NEET thinks he can make choices now Awww that's cute
>>7113686
Oh, OP.
Save this tread's contents. Read them again in a decade. You enjoying your own place, your own life, yet?
>>7114205
>I don't think about you at all
>has a large folder dedicated to Europe hate
Your average American.
>>7113686
>Not realising this was going to happen weeks in advance
>Not coming to terms with it before hand
>Making a scene like a twat
I hope you feel ashamed OP
>>7121833
>implying OP will still be alive a decade from now
>>7116583
So, you lost to mines? and 0 soldiers? Is that whet you're trying to say? hm?
>>7121819
I dont like living alone, my parents went away for 2 weeks on vacation and i fucking hated it
>>7121875
what implies he has a large folder
he posted one image.
If I post this does it automatically mean I have a large collection of Johnny Bravo memes? No.
>>7122311
Yes it does.
>>7122311
It does.
I have a large collection of cats in wigs pictures because I am posting this one.
>>7122320
why?
>Living at home at 28
Unless you're a retired soldier or something else where you've had a terminating contractual position somewhere, there's literally no reason to still be home.
>>7122493
i dunno how id feel in 5 years but at 23 there's literally no reason to leave home
>>7122825
Pussy, freedom.
>>7122825
I moved out and bought my own house at 20
ur a fag
>eat turkey and veggies only
>maybe a tiny slice of pie
Wow that was fucking hard. You can eat goddamn McDonald's for lunch and still stay at 2000 cals for the day if you're not a retard
>>7122841
>pussy
Literally my number one reason for wanting to move out. I'm a sad individual
>>7122861
No, you're straight
Get your shit together and move out
>>7122841
1/3rd of my salary down the drain for sex
how is chaining yourself to a year-long lease or mortgage freedom
>>7122882
Well just make sure you're in the will and kill your parents then.
>>7122891
why would i want my parents shitty house
>>7122882
I don't recommend either of those things. In my town you can BUY a 2 bedroom house for $12,000
Yes, it's regional, but houses are often 80+% off in bank auctions.
You should be able to save 16k in 4 years, less if you live with your parents, assuming you're 23, you should have been working for 6 years
>>7122930
what kind of shit hole neighborhood do you live in?
>>7122960
I was just thinking that myself.
The only house you'll be getting for $12k is some fucking run down piece of shit foreclosure in a terrible neighborhood that would probably need tens of thousands of dollars worth of repairs to be suitable to live in. That or maybe some shitty little trailer out in a field in the middle of nowhere.
>>7122960
Probably detroit
If you're in a spam gang or something, you can probably make money regardless of where you live, but normal people in this day and age mostly still work based on where the work is. Hence why home prices cost more where there's an actual job market
>>7122980
>middle class
>2 bedroom home for the price of a used civic
No.
That's not even middle class in Indonesia.
That's just poor.
>>7122980
And you only paid $12k for your house?
I doubt that.
I know you're going to defend yourself, but no matter what you say, I don't believe it at all so you might as well not bother.
>>7122930
you'd be buying a "fixer upper" in the "hippest" part of town
i dont want a yard
i dont want neighbors
i have absolutely no reason to move out
i moved out for college and came back after, it was shit and i never want to do it again
>>7123014
see
>>7122980
>>7123006
It's not a "fixer upper" I have a porch, a small front yard and a decent size back yard. The fence in the back yard was broken, but it's bordered by a bunch of trees and I don't have a dog so I just tossed it.
If you really don't see a reason to move out, then don't do it. However, it's pretty embarrassing after a point.
Move out of your parents house. If you live with them then you have to play by the rules. You cant tell them you are an adult who makes decisions because you still live at home. Who ever provides the roof gets to make the rules. You can tell me Im wrong but you are the one that set yourself apart and drew attention and still had to go to dinner.
Its your aunt, how insulting to snub your mom's sister, you rude piece of shit. Take the free food offered, you obviously can not afford to feed yourself less put a roof over your own head.
>>7123028
pics of the house and crime stats of the neighborhood you live in please
>>7123257
I don't want you fucks to send me pizzas and dildos.
>>7123277
fine no pics of the house, a pic of the street? crime rates for the area? something
>>7123282
https://www.google.com/maps/@38.4163382,-82.4026923,3a,75y,220.95h,69.72t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sxEn8ni7-eRkSqXY8bqXTgg!2e0!7i3328!8i1664
street view
>>7113686
There is an obvious solution to your problem here and I don't know how you don't see it. Stop [spoiler]living with your parents[/spoiler], Anon.
