There can be only one.
What is the best spread for toast?
Butter.
>>7112486
And lots of it.
cream cheese
Marmite
>inb4 aussies blabbering on about their weak pussy version of marmite
Peanut butter is pretty great.
Hummus is really nice as well.
Of course, good old fashioned butter is lovely.
>>7112471
Do people really put stuff on toast? I always thought that was the appeal, it's dry and crunchy.
Liver pate.
Potted meat or applebutter
>>7112471
I have never had any of those.
The relish intrigues me most.
liver pate
>>7112471
Tapanade.
the best thing to come out of oranges.
>>7112486
Nuttin better than butter
>>7112863
>I WANT CANDY ON MY BREAD
Fuck off.
>>7112926
A marmalard is not candied peel you bafoon
>>7112471
>gentlrman's relish
>>7112939
>marmalard
retardation.jpg
>>7112926
Ehh, nothing better then some spicy jam.
that or rillettes
>>7112471
I have yer mum a bit o the old gentlemans relish last nite m8erino
Caviar. Because allahu ackbar white pigs!!!!!!I own you little bitches. Suck my oil
Marmite
>>7112471
Vegemite
Marmite because it comes from my town
>>7112826
I like all three, except for the Marmite.
Vegemite > Marmite
Nutella is pretty good too.
>>7112486
But butter is just a base that you put actual spreads on top of.
>>7112498
Marmite is fucking shit. Vegemite is far better.
>>7114677
What wins hands up?
>>7114682
Are you Indian?
>>7112826
you've never had strawberry preserves? forget the brand name, it's all the same
>>7112471
Clotted cream.
>>7112471
Fish roe spread or pork liver spread (pâté)
#nordiccusine
Has anyone else here even had this?
>>7114742
Swedish food is nothing but memes
>>7114755
our current society has replaced all reality and meaning with memes and symbols
>>7114677
>>7114612
>>7114560
these arguments are all based on miscommunication, marmite in aus =/= marmite in the UK.
>Marmite (/ˈmɑrmaJt/ mar-myt) is the brand name for two similar food spreads: the original British version, since 2000 a Unilever product; and a modified version produced in New Zealand by Sanitarium Health Food Company and distributed in Australia and the Pacific. Marmite is made from yeast extract, a by-product of beer brewing. Other similar products include the Australian Vegemite, which is saltier in taste, the Swiss Cenovis and the German Vitam-R.
>The British version of the product is a sticky, dark brown food paste with a distinctive, powerful flavour, which is extremely salty. This distinctive taste is reflected in the British company's marketing slogan: "Love it or hate it." The product's name has entered British English as a simile for something that is an acquired taste or tends to polarise opinions.[1]
.A version with a different flavour[2] has been manufactured in New Zealand since 1919. This is the only product sold as Marmite in Australia and the Pacific, whereas elsewhere in the world the British version predominates.
>>7114753
i miss malaysia...
GOAT food
>>7114886
>implying there was a difference in reality and meaning and memes and symbols to begin with
>>7112471
Apple butter
>>7112809
Applebutter is GOAT
>>7114742
Ikea sell this. It isn't bad at all.
My mate marmite
Butter and marmite is literally god's food
>>7112809
agreed. just sounds and looks like shite
>>7115703
>sounds and looks like shite
why don't try eating it before you pass judgement?
I nominate nutella. Its a meme spread but it solid
Scrambled egg
>>7115705
>why don't try eating it
What are you talking about anon? This is /ck/ where NEETs taste with their eyes, drawing upon their vast sheltered basement life experiences to form a judgement.
>>7112471
>Gentleman's relish
raw honey
Margarine
>>7118569
Nice toasted bread there, do you plan to put anything on it?
>>7112471
My grandmothers marmalade, the only marmalade I can eat. She makes it from the same recipe as her grandmother. Can't wait so see her and get another crate of the stuff.
>>7112939
it's not even sweet you fucking pleb
>>7112794
>>7115085
>>7115105
I just remembered I have some of this in my cupboard. Gonna make some toast now, thanks chaps.
How do you have your toast, /ck/?
I have mine as brown as it can possibly get before burning. Dat crunch.
>>7118673
bottom middle or bottom left
>>7112471
Peach preserves
>>7118673
Anywhere between 3 and 5.