This is an appetizer.
thanks i didnt know
enjoy all of your guests touching your shit with greasy hands after eating that.
That's good because your mom's the main course.
>>7104622
assuming it's not bait (and if it is fuck you I don't care) that's an appetizer meant for 5 people. Of course it's not going to be one fucking person eating all of that. I mean I'm a fat slob and I don't even know if I could solo that - ESPECIALLY not as just an appetizer.
>that one guest with the flu who double dips
What are those things on the plate at about the 9:30 position? I was thinking fried onions but there are already onion rings there.
>>7104663
onion strings
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ree-drummond/onion-strings-recipe.html
>>7104640
I'm a fat slob and I think I could probably eat this by myself. Wouldn't eat the main course though, and I'd have to spend some time on the shitter.
which ones are the onion rings and which ones are the calamari rings?
>>7104622
so what are all those things?
deep fried mozzarella sticks,onion rings,squid rings (or whatever they are called),chicken wings, but what about the rest?
also what are those sauces?
>>7104622
If you ever went outside you'd know some people like to go out in a group you fucking autist
>>7104640
>that's an appetizer meant for 5 people
I was thinking 6-8 people, but I don't hang with any fat fucks.
>>7104646
>that one guy who doesn't know double dipping has been proven not to spread disease
>>7104680
Onion strings
onion rings
mozzarella sticks
coconut shrimp
chicken wings
southwestern eggrolls
chicken balls
dips:
marinara sauce
blue cheese
tartar sauce
fire sauce dip
>>7104680
According to Google, it's the Tin Lid appetizer from a place called Iggy's Sports Grill in Utah.
>A combination of: coconut shrimp, hot wings, southwest eggrolls, chicken balls, onion straws and onion rings
Served on the lid of a garbage can.
http://www.allmenus.com/ut/ogden/397902-iggys-sports-grill/menu/
The sauces look like buffalo sauce, ranch, honey mustard and marinara.
>>7104704
Just DYEL manlets apparently
>>7104713
doesn't matter. if you're going to double dip then you may as well stick your tongue in my mouth.
>>7104622
Looks fucking great frankly, I could demolish about half of that right about now. I haven't had a mozarella stick for years.
>>7104745
The last time I had mozzarella sticks, I threw them up in an auto zone parking lot. It was awful
>>7104744
What? That's retarded
>>7104755
Were you trying to see how many you could catch? How high did you throw them?
>>7104744
I'd love for my tongue to be in your mouth
>>7104778
You sure about that?
Would you pay $59 for this /ck/?
>>7104767
it's the rules of the mistlestoe
>>7104778
m e l b o u r n e
>>7104785
I wanna lick the sweaty cheese curds out of those rolls
>>7104715
Where do you see southwestern eggrolls on that plate? The only thing that looks close to eggroll shape are the mozzarella sticks.
>>7104792
>>7104792
no. oysters taste like seawater and are crazy overrated. lobster is overrated as well, although it's pretty good. caviar, again, overrated but can be good. shrimp are good but not worth the price and if i want anything crab related, i want the whole thing, not just the annoying claws.
>>7104806
>>7104674
>I'd have to poop because I ate food
wow amazing
>>7104629
Guests? Nigga that's just for me.
>>7104825
I liked when Chili's had jalapeno poppers, I think they got discontinued and that was the only reason I had to go to a Chili's.
>>7104629
Fuck off, ain't sharing my heart attacks.
I wish appetizers were cheaper.
>>7104622
I like this food
>>7104704
nigger that's like one piece of each thing, are you a teenage girl or something?
>>7105871
This is /ck/
Every meal is supposed to be gourmet..
Meanwhile everyone is eating fish sticks and ramen.
>>7105882
serious question, is ramen just noodles or am i missing something?
also, everything doesn't have to be gourmet but size isn't all that matters. im perfectly fine with an appetizer being appetizer-size (excluding US-sizes, they were straight up retarded)
>>7105871
If I'm eating at a place like that, where I'm very likely going to get a greasy cheeseburger and fries I sure as fuck don't need a deep fried appetizer course. You can have my fried cheese stick if you want. I can't really think of any situation when eating that seems like a good idea.
>>7105889
Ramen
>>7104640
Pretty sure thats a one person appetiser
>skimping on the wings and mozzarella sticks
>>7104678
There are no calamari rings, it's all onion, welcome to hell.
>select all images of grass
Iggy's is GOAT op, you shut your whore mouth.
>>7104713
>that one guy who makes up "facts" on the internet
I'm appetized.
>tfw faggot ass relatives double dip
>>7106462
Can people stop complaining about this stupid ass shit already?
http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/double-dipping-is-germ-warfare/
>inb4 gtfo you double dipper
>implying double dipping is necessary if you would just acquire an acceptable amount of dip in the first place
I'd double dip on purpose just to see you cringe.
>>7104622
And?
>>7106481
>being so autistic you'd go out of your way to piss off germaphobes
do you also go out of your way to preach Islam in a public area while shouting "DEATH TO AMERICA" to piss off Islamophobes too?
>>7106481
it's not about germs, it's about not wanting to ingest someone else's saliva. Yeah you don't really need to wash your hands after using a restroom or before food prep, it's just done to be considerate to others. Eating someone else's saliva, boogers, blood, and cum probably won't kill it, but not everyone is okay with the thought of eating someone else's bodily fluids.
>>7106524
>being so autistic to believe the same logic can be applied to all situations
>being so autistic that everyone that has a different opinion must be so much more autistic than you
No bby no. I assure you I am very polite in person. However, behind this laptop I would lick my mozzarella stick entirely and then double dip.
>>7106568
I guess I never really thought that was an issue, but when you put it that way I can see why people think it's gross. I also think it's not as bad when they're your relatives. Wouldn't you let your mom double dip?
>>7104646
i know that seinfeld episode
>>7104622
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>7104704
anon there are only 5 mozzarella sticks
meaning 5 people
>>7106904
Again, it might be intended for 5 people, but if 5 people shared an appetizer that large then had a main course that would be a fuckton of food. More than I could comfortably eat in one sitting.
And I'd be willing to bet the people who regularly patronize places that serve this kind of food with this portion size tend to be fatties. The only reason to accept a fatty's opinion about portion size is if you plan on becoming a fatty yourself.
>>7106910
agreed. same here
>>7104635
holy shit
i would upvote you but i don't have enough karma yet ;)
>>7106108
except for all of that shit other than noodles, that's not ramen
>>7104718
>Served on the lid of a garbage can.
At least they tell it like it is and show contempt for the people ordering this.
>>7106659
I'd double dip your mom if you know what I mean
Cajun Fries
French Fries
Curly Fries
Seasoned Fries
>>7104622
so a bunch of fried bread?
people pay for that?
>>7107618
there's stuff inside the bread mate
>>7107618
so food?
people pay for that?
>>7104622
>something on that garbage can is supposed to be coconut shrimp
what the fuck
>>7104744
ok.
>>7104622
THAT is death on a platter. Keep eating like that and you're going to wind up with gallstones, son.
>>7108231
I just ended up fat
I'd eat that til the 'beetus hits desu senpai
>>7104629
Do you have "come over and touch all my shit" parties?
9/10 times their hand is gonna be on a beverage
>>7108380
sit on a couch and try to get up without touching the arm rest.
also, people in my parties usually end up in the bedroom and i have nice white sheets.
>>7107252
Don't blame u, my mom's pretty hot desu she's got it going on but back off she's celebrating her 30yr anniversary tomorrow dickfuq.
>>7104629
>what is washing your hands after you eat
