I'm eating an apple for the first time and it's gross and messy. How do people eat fruits?
>>7102223
Not being a literal manchild.
B8
>>7102223
Cut it into slices first, Bobby.
Just buy fruit gummies and cinnamon apple dauce
>mfw just ate four bananas and a bag of chips
feels fucking full man
fuck off
FYI the thing to remember with fruit is that it basically just exists so you have to eat LESS sweets and cakes. You have to 'split' the sweets and cakes with the fruit in a way that makes up for the textural and taste issues of the different fruits. So for example
Apples: Apples have crunch but lack internet taste. So if you take half a mars bar then core the apple and put the mars bar in, you get the benefits of the apple and only half the negatives of a mars bar. Plus if you finish 2 apples you get rewarded by 1 mars bar
Oranges: Oranges have a tough outer skin despite their juicy centre so I like to peel them then dip them into crushed oreos (usually 3 oreos is enough, and I would usually eat 10 so I am saving 7 Oreos worth of health)
Bananas: Nice shape but they take DAYS to sweeten up. So I leave them overnight in a McFlurry. As the McFlurry melts around the banana the ice cream soaks in and sweetens it and speeds up the process. Plus you get half a mcflurry at most and save half a mcflurry
Blueberries: Basically tasteless. But very healthy so you need to stuff them into Jam donuts. You don't save a donut but the blueberries make it healthy
Kiwi fruit: Have an awful hairy texture. I usually sharpen up a hardened piece of chocolate and shave the kiwi with it then eat my chocolate razer and the kiwi. Most of the dark chocolate gets destroyed in sharpening
You aren't supposed to eat fruit alone
>>7103428
autism
>>7102223
>>7103428
what even
>>7103428
what about blackberries
Help me
>>7103450
I usually dip them in melted white chocolate because I don't like the colour. They are also too hard to chew so I soften them up by putting them on top of some muffins while I cook the muffins, then I eat 1 muffin for every blackberry
>>7102223
Am I the only one that spends like a good 20 minutes to eat a single apple? Fuckers take a long time for me to eat
>>7103596
Nah, I just twist it around my upper teeth so it all peels off inside my mouth.
Takes about 15 seconds.
>>7103683
What.
Just... bite into it. It's an apple.
>>7102223
>>7103428
>You aren't supposed to eat fruit alone
>>7103428
>>7103428
Have a (you)
