ITT weird things you do?
I first eat a Reeses cup by tongueing a hole through the center and tongue fucking it till its smooth, then I take bites around the edge I've made
I developed this style because the commercials used to say there is no wrong way to eat a Reeses, so I figured it was a challenge to invent your own way
>>7102036
Whatever makes your mom smile, I suppose.
>>7102046
my sides
>>7102036
#NoChildLeftBehind
>>7102103
What?
>>7102036
I do the exact same thing. i used to get hyper upset if the crust broke before I'd nibbled out the entire middle and licked it into a smooth inner ring.
>I don't get upset as much these days
>>7102036
When I was a little kid I used to peel the skin off of cherry tomatoes, I tried to get it one peel too. After that I'd eat the skin then pop the cherry tomato.
I also used to like making little dams with mashed potaoes, I'd stick the fork in to them and let the melted butter flow through the fork holes.
Are you a fat, black woman by any chance?
Right now I have the finest gruyere imported from Switzerland, I cut it into 1cm squares by 5cm long, Eat down to the paper wax bit like a rabbit.
I can go through about 600g in one sitting.
>>7102036
>developed this style because the commercials used to say there is no wrong way to eat a Reeses
And OP succeeds in proving them wrong again.
Apparently I eat sandwiches weird.
I hold them with one hand with my index and middle fingers on top and my thumb, ring, and pinky fingers on the bottom.
When i was little I used to occasionally eat sandwiches balancing the entire thing on the back of my hand which was pretty weird.
>>7102036
I just love to FUCK lasagna.
When I'm eating chicken nuggets I sometimes will eat all the skin first and then the chicken
>>7102784
I'm trying to emulate this and it feels so wrong.
>>7104210
when I eat any form of fried chicken I eat the skin first and chicken later.
it's best with fresh popeye's chicken mild recipe.
when i run out of parmesano for my pasta, i scrape the sole of my feet with sandpaper over the plate until i get a good amount.
works pretty great, cant be the only one doing this.
>>7104210
YOU MADMAN, DELETE THIS POST NOW!!
>>7104210
I used to do that when I was a kid
>>7104210
>i feel sick
i suck the fluid from a whole pickle,gut it without tearing the skin, then i split it and scrape the flesh off the skin, then i eat the skin.
I eat a pickle like a watermelon
I suck on almonds until the skin becomes loose and then I peel it off, eat it and then eat the almond.
>>7102433
HOT DAMN, 600 GRAMS OF CHEESE?
That's like a bite.
>>7102784
>When i was little I used to occasionally eat sandwiches balancing the entire thing on the back of my hand which was pretty weird.
>>7104907
I like doing this but I soak them in my hot tea first because it takes too long otherwise.
>>7102036
>tongueing a hole
i do this to yer mum
>>7102784
>When i was little I used to occasionally eat sandwiches balancing the entire thing on the back of my hand which was pretty weird.
I did this shit too, what the fuck?
>>7102036
I dip my toast (vegemite or nutella) in chocolate milk
I do not know if this is weird or common
I assume weird
>>7102036
Every time I go to take a bite of something I have to touch it to my chin first before putting it in my mouth.
I only ever take a shit in the shower.
I mush the turds through the grate with my heel and if I find any recognizable food I take mental note to avoid it or eat less next time.
Probably not that weird but yeah its what I do.
>>7105472
I have stubble burns on my balls. I wish you would stop.
>>7105493
>Every time I go to take a bite of something
and you're concerned about minor chafing.
>>7105480
I'm guessing you don't eat corn then
>>7105688
I bet he doesn't eat chocolate mousse either
