A new week. A holiday with pham. A four day weekend coming. haha
Time for a fresh bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Breed
Who /beer farts/ here?
Reminds me, gotta pick up stuff for mulled wine on Thanksgiving. Wonder if I ought to try clementine rind...
>>7100727
damn I thought I was the only one
Just got back from a 2 week business trip in salt lake with all lds guys, needless to say I am happy to have some whisky and hash oil back home
Running low on Campral
>>7100698
this thread will inevitably fill up with butthurt yuros swearing that kinder eggs trump thanksgiving and that "dressing/stuffing" is dumb and that bourbon isn't as good as port or something
>>7100698
i got banned for being OP in the last thread. just a heads up.
>>7100698
31 days sober today, feel like my dietary changes are going to be tested more during the holidays than my sobriety, but I tend to fall off in the 35 to 40 day range.
>>7101800
why woud u get banned? fucking mods
>>7101468
I'm from europe and I have never heard of that. Though bourbon whiskey gives you heavier headaches than scotch.
probably a sober faggot's post raging over al/ck again
>>7101827
They did it to me, too. Buncha' functional people shitposted me, too. We should petition for our own board.
I've got the whole week off. Going to the casino. Can't wait for unlimited double Crown Royal on the rocks while I'm gambling. Then a drunk buffet - oxtails, prime rib, king crab. Can't wait for the gluttony haha
>>7102152
are you in vegas? if so, which buffet?
there's nothing better than getting shitfaced and then going to a decent buffet.
>>7100698
Who /breakfast beer/ here?
>>7100698
>four day weekend
>tfw 291 day weekend with no end in sight
>tfw NEET
>>7102253
I'm actually in Texas going to drive to Lake Charles, LA. Actually my girlfriend is going to drive while I sip Canadian Club the whole way there while counting the Waffle Houses.
We'll be eating at the buffet at Golden Nugget and L'auberge. Insider tip: get in the buffet right before 10:30 am. You pay the breakfast price but at 10:30 they switch over to the regular buffet. It will save you like $40 with 2 people
>hate thanksgiving
>hate my family
>going to drink and work my way through this shitty week
>will probably do the same for christmas
>just bought absinthe
how much can i drink before it gets dangerous? and strong/weak do i need to make the drinks?
any tipps so i dont kill myself?
>>7102356
Stop being stupid, it's just like any other liquor except with an exceptionally strong taste.
>>7102305
nice
>>7100727
My most pungent farts come from Thai food. I can clear rooms with those things.
>>7101800
>bans al/ck/ threads
>lets fucking jack and other youtube threads stay up
>tfw whiskey shits
>>7102257
Actually helps me out with a hangover. No idea how or why.
>>7102356
Depends, are you in America? If yes, did you buy it in America?
Cause you can drink as much American shit as you want, it's just your run of the mill liquor.
Some of my extended family is coming later this evening. I've got 3 handles of canadian club, a case of bottled water, loads of granola bars, cashews and empty gatorade bottles to piss in. I hope it's enough to last me until they leave, because I'm staying in my room until they do.
I'm very bad at pretending I don't hate everyone in my family, so it's just best for everyone if I stay away until they're gone.
>>7102533
im not in america and i did not buy american absinthe
i bought some expensive 70% stuff that claims it was one of the original brands. still havent dried it yet
>>7100727
Who /meatfarts/ and /meatsweats/ here?
>>7102499
>wearing socks and no underwear
>>7102608
Socks are underwear.
who /seasonal depression/ here?
>>7102755
Right here. Though it's odd, I get it in summer moreso than winter. I guess in winter I feel less guilty about staying inside.
>>7102755
only if a season is 25 years
>>7102760
have a few drinks
>>7102760
Are you me? I was just thinking about how I need to start getting more sleep. It's becoming more and more of a problem.
Probably got a total of 2 hours of sleep each night this past week. I think it's starting to catch up to me because I've been in a half dream state all day at work and I think I'm starting to hallucinate.
Gonna try and not drink this week.
>>7102775
"haha"
>going through withdrawals
>teacher calls me out and says I should go home because I look sick
>classmates laugh
>now I just want to drink self into a stupor
Fucking cunt desu
>>7102608
>Wearing clothes while drinking whiskey
Why
i quit drinking
im never coming back to these threads and ive been in them for pretty much all year
run and never look back if you're an alcoholic. it'll never end. there'll never be that 'ok, one more bottle, and im done.'
i'm done because i decided to be done. the voices still come but i shut them down, i yell over them, and i will repeat 'i don't drink anymore' to myself over and over, verbally, forever if need be.
I'M DONE!
>>7103151
You'll be back. Only a matter of time. Something will happen in your life and you'll turn back to the bottle.
Has anyone else started getting worse and worse hangovers?
I had 7 pints on Saturday night, a lot but not massive and I was hung over literally all day. It didn't used to be like this.
Is it just an age thing, or a 'body giving up after years of abuse' thing?
>>7103316
How old are you? Hangovers start to become more of a thing once you cruise past 30, and phrases like "it didn't used to be like this" become common.
>>7102518
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair_of_the_dog#Scientific_background
>>7102775
>I've been in a half dream state all day at work and I think I'm starting to hallucinate.
>>7100698
Use to love drinking. Still do but I can't really do it like i used to.
If I get blown out one night, I will have crippling anxiety for absolutely no reason the next day. Like I will feel like i'm constantly in panic attack mode for the whole day. This then coerces me into getting a little buzz that next night to fall asleep etc, just to ween of the anxiety.
I see how addictions start with shit like this. Trying to nip it in the bud. Doesn't help that my girlfriend of almost 4 years said she couldn't marry me and we broke up.
Why does drinking have to turn on me know?
/blog
>anyone else have this problem?
>>7103350
it doesn't matter what we roll because we're probably just gonna drink anyways.
>>7103350
sucks to be you
rollan
>>7103345
yep, get the hangover anxiety real bad probably 90% of the time after a massive session. Even sometimes if I've just had a few. It is fucked.
>>7103350
daaaaayyyyyummm I got fucked lol
Guess it's lemonade for today
>>7103360
I'm considering giving it up because of it. I have anxiety normally during the days when i'm not hungover but holy shit the hangover anxiety makes me feel like i'm losing my fucking mind.
>>7103151
Dude, you yell at yourself? I'm on the mend now, so I applaud your efforts, but you could have some serious mental health issues you were masking with the booze.
>>7103412
getting drunk is too awesome. i can deal with the awful anxiety for a bit.
>>7103412
Your hangover anxiety is my normal anxiety
After years of it you don't really care as much because it just feels normal
But alcohol is one of the few drugs that actually gets rid of my anxiety
>>7103439
>But alcohol is one of the few drugs that actually gets rid of my anxiety
same and that's what scares me. Don't want to get into the situation where the only way I can feel normal or baseline is when i'm drunk, which sometimes i've honestly felt.
Dammit, I forgot I'd finished the tonic water again. Having a shitty gimlet.
>>7103345
I call that The Fear. I don't get it so bad now that I'm usually just passing out in bed after watching youtube videos, but when I used to go out drinking there'd be that terrible feeling that someone, somwhere has a new and exciting reason to hate you.
>>7102993 Here
Drunken stupor completed
>>7100698
I just bought this. It has alcohol equivalent to about five bottles of liquor.
>>7102769
lmao
>>7103350
Rolling
>>7103326
>>7103371
26 here as well. How often do you drink?
I drank daily for almost a year and my hangovers weren't a problem at all. Had to give it up for a few months for legal reasons and when I started drinking again I got the worst hangovers I've had in my life. That was a few years ago and I'm back drinking daily now and don't get hangovers at all anymore.
tl;dr It depends on how much and how often you drink
Somebody please just kill me.
>>7101877
>bourbon gives worse hangovers than scotch
dude what brand you drink? scotch is notorious for having the harshest headaches because of all dem congeners. btw how much is bourbon in yurop? because in KY, where its made its like 30 bucks for upper mid shelf whereas rot-gut wild turkey 101 cost more than that in New Jersey
can't wait to get way too drunk and embarrass myself in front of my family like every thanksgiving
posting the feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwXjm64a3QE
>>7102760
shits tough man, after I come off a bender I have trouble sleeping the next 2-3 nights. Bad anxiety, breathing trouble, gruesome nightmares. I usually have to take an over the counter sleep aid or I just lay awake the entire night
What was that whole theory about how when you get withdrawls from heavy drinking, you're more likely to get them again or something because of the neural damage? I ask because I used to be able to drink quite a few nights of the week, be slightly hung over the next morning but fine for the most part. But I went on about a 2 week bender, had withdrawls for about 4 days after, then stopped for about a week. Now even if I just drink a mild amount for one night I start getting withdrawl symptoms for multiple days after
>>7102273
I know that feel breh. Basically NEETed it up for like two full years. You gotta get out of it as soon as possible, in any way possible, I'm telling you senpai
>>7104613
Sir Digby Chicken Ceaser is superior (because thats how I imagine my life as a homeless man years from now...)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QACSo5xk3dE
>>7104853
i need to watch this show. it's been in my backlog for years.
this is pretty good too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpy5Lnplt84
>>7100698
Last night was the first night in a very long time I haven't had anything to drink.
I feel like crap today, fuzzy head and sore throat.
Maybe it is time to cut down.
opinions on this?
Who /scotch/ here???
>>7106408
Famous black is much better, but this will do in a pinch
>>7106408
I rate it for the price. Nice in an old fashioned.
>>7104320
Yeah. I once saw a guy drink himself into an ICU with that stuff.
>>7100698
>taking a break because I drank too much last weekend
>tfw craving for schnapps like every year around Thanksgiving
Well this is going to be a long week.
>>7106719
>taking a break
This is an alcoholics thread, not a normie thread
Last year I was drunk by 1400 and didn't have the motor skills to cook muh turkey. Wish me better luck this year, lads.
got a 6 pack of these. really good stuff, I could say it's a little bitter, but it still goes down smooth
anyone able to pick this up? it's sold out absolutely everywhere for obvious reasons.
>>7106751
Would it make you feel better to hear that I have regular cravings and have experienced severe withdrawal at least twice after two ten hour straight binges?
>>7106792
Better luck this year, anon
>>7106800
I used to live pretty close to their brewery. That oatmeal stout is damn delicious. They also make a fantastic raspberry ale in summer. Too bad they've been falling for the edgy craft brewery flavours meme lately with pumpkin ale and shit like that.
>>7100698
Fuck guys, I haven't drink in 48 hours, I'm sweating feeling like shit and wanting to throw up.
I'm alone tonight and have nothing to do. It's shit cold outside.
I need a fuckin drink! Should I go? The liquor store is only 7 minutes away and my washing machine ends in 25 minutes.
>>7107041
Yes
hammered
>>7107041
Are you back yet lad?
Any russians or euros in this thread?
This here is claims to be objectively the best vodka in the world. Having tried it, it's Russia's alcoholism explained in a bottle. Seriously even my wife won't leave this shit alone. Every shot leads to another shot. Why the fuck haven't I heard of it until now?
Presumably because they don't distribute in America? Anyway, wanted to check if anyone else has heard of it. Russians in particular- dare you dispute that this is the best liquid you can put in your mouth?
>>7107041
Depends. Are you trying to quit? In my opinion cold turkey is the only way to go. But you have to do it under a doctor's supervision to be safe.
>>7107718
>thinking you appreciate the taste of vodka
lol i'm fucking out
>my situation currently
What would /ck/ recommend me to do with coffee cream? I only know about white russian but I'm lactose intolerant.
A couple of guys in my class suggested Apple Pie Moonshine to be bretty gud.
Can anyone confirm?
>>7107718
They have it at my Total Wine.
>slept for hours last night
>wake up delirious before dawn
>down a caffeine pill with a beer
Feels good.
>>7108781
>two hours
Meant to say.
>>7108781
I don't really sleep anymore. Just lay there disoriented
I've been seeing this girl for the past couple weeks. Not sure if it's gonna work out. She has totally different interests than me. Plus I haven't been in a committed relationship in like 8 years so I have no idea what I'm doing.
I feel like this might be my one chance at getting away from my loneliness and binge drinking every night though so I'm gonna try to push through and see if it works out.
>>7106792
I'm not even going to try this year. I'm just making turkey sandwiches, downing PBR and vodka, and watching football all day tomorrow.
>>7109011
Good luck, man.
>>7109011
Those DT's are sure to impress her, anon
I'm slightly confused as to whether this is a thread about alcohol, or a thread for alcoholics
I just want to learn making cocktails
tfw we don't have thanksgiving here in Britbongistan, guess I'll just drink myself to sleep like any normal day.
>>7109041
For alcoholics, but I'm sure someone knows how to make some cocktails around here.
>>7109050
>I'm sure someone knows how to make some cocktails around here.
No idea how to make them but I do know how to drink them.
>>7109050
poor cat. I wasn't expecting that
>>7109050
I found a cocktail thread, thank-you for your help.
I'll leave you guys to your ruminating.
>>7109067
I'm so bored I literally sat and watched that gif for like 2 minutes waiting for something to happen.
Oh well.
>>7109074
>me chinese
>me make joke
>me make peepee in your coke
>>7109050
Us Americans love and hate Thanksgiving.
> Driving on crowded highways, getting delayed at the airport
>You get to see all the family members you despise
>If you have no family you sit home alone depressed
>Dry, bland turkey is pretty much assured
>Drunk uncle starts yelling about the football game on TV.
>Cold as fuck outside
>Getting trampled at the Wal-Mart on Black Friday.
>>7108991
I've been experiencing black out sleep for a few hours, interrupted by liver function restoration wake up, then vivid REM nightmares for a couple hours.
Turns out this is a pretty common thing and in the middle ages they called it "the two sleeps."
http://guardianlv.com/2013/08/two-sleeps-how-people-used-to-slumber/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-16964783
>>7102768
This.
>>7109179
Thanksgiving is literally the worst. Only people who like it are fat asses who chow down on all the food while everyone else who hates it gets drunk and tries to make conversation with their relatives they see once a year.
Who else's drink choices vary with the seasons? To me, this is whiskey time.
>>7109852
Irish creme season. Hot drinks season. Coffee, canadian, and Irish creme. Yeah.
>>7106800
McAusland oatmeal stout is god tier.
>>7106992
St-Henri t'entends!
>>7106806
Pretty decent, as is every rye.
Losing control of my bladder haha
>>7103350
rollin
>>7101468
>things that never happened for 100,000, Ricky!
I don't even know his name but you're so wrong that I'm still more right
So who here is going out tonight for a little pre-Thanksgiving boozin?
>>7109520
I have this shit.
Good part is you don't get hangovers. Bad part is you barely get any sleep and have some of the worst paranoid nightmares ever.
Fun times.
>>7110161
>going out to drink
I'm trying to envision a life where I can afford that. Plus, lazy.
Slept for 15 today/yesterday now drinking some cheap rum and cider from Aldi.
Probably gonna sleep through tomorrows lecture and watch some CS:GO Faceit games and anime.
>>7109011
Just curious does she know? Do you drink before seeing her? Or keeping it a secret? I been talking to a girl for a month but haven't seen her because my anxiety level is so fucked. I'm worried she will walk out when she realizes because there is no way I'm getting her up completely sober. Haven't had a gf in 8 years also.
>>7110475
meeting*
Talking to 3d girls seems so stressful.
I'm glad that I'm commited to my waifu desu family.
>>7110165
My brain has actually built out entire repeating sets for the horrors to play out in. Noe recurring nightmares. Recurring settings for new nightmares. There's one that's this futuristic skyscraper with a 3D elevator that combines claustrophobia with acrophobia because sometimes the elevator follows a roller-coaster like track on the outside of the building. It's killed me like 5 different ways. Falling, crashing, crushing, suffocating, etc.
Fun times.
>>7110574
How do you let that scare you. You have to realize it's a dream at this point, right? Dreams are great at giving you power over your fears. If you die in a dream, there's no consequences. I'll often just drift into another "character" in the dream and work through their perspective in the dream environment. It gets pretty cool.
Dreams are a way to escape reality for me. Like booze, but even more fun. You can be anyone, in any situation. Even the supposedly scary ones are more interesting. You get to feel things and be stimulated, even if it's negative things. It's exciting.
>>7110628
The only way I can describe it, it's like Groundhog Day. I'm in the same place, under the same circumstances, but there is an unseen, unidentified force controlling. All options lead to the most terrifying possible conclusion. Not even memeing. That movie was one of the most horrifying experiences I've ever had in a cinema. What was the controlling force? Who was making the judgements? What were the terms of control and compliance? Who was in charge of that reality? WHAT was in charge of that reality?
That is exactly the problem and mystery that powers the horror. This is an a;.ck thread that I started. You might be normie enough that your brain still provides you with the illusion of sovereign control. I'm beyond that point, and not by a little. When sleep comes, it's biochem fireworks.
>>7110628
>>7110721
Serious. Bill Murray gradually comes around to the realization that he is subject, submitted, subbed, to a test. A test without questions. A test with unlimited punishments and suffering. A test with no rules, and no time limit. No sign posts. A test only the unseen force can bring to an end. Only the unnamed, omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent force can can bring to a conclusion. The best estimates are the Murray character spent thousands of years living the same day over and over. Why? According to what code of compliance? WHAT GOD WAS RULING THAT UNIVERSE? Fuck pham. That was way worse than Jaws. At least in Jaws we finally got to see the shark.
Pro tip. Seagrams Platinum Select Vodka is 100 proof for $10. You can add 20% water and you have 1000ml normal vodka for the price of 750ml.
>>7110721
Understand that it's you, since it comes from your brain. That's the glory of dreams. Every time you find yourself in those familiar situations, understand that you're powering it. You're designing it. It's based off of your memories, and your imagination.
I've never had a nightmare since I was a small child, because I understood at some point that dreams are based off your experiences, and have no consequences. Don't let the paranoia consume you in a dream, since you're the one in control. I'll let myself feel paranoia and anxiety in dreams, only because it's fun to feel something so strongly. You can gain control of your dreams, even with alcoholism. It just takes practice. You're extra aware of your dreams after you wake up then go back to sleep. It's great. You're aware of what's happening, so see it as a ride. See it as an exploration of certain aspects of yourself and what you've dedicated brain space to.
After becoming aware of my dreams, I noticed they're based off of experience. Whatever you've been thinking of or obsessing about throughout the day will be present in your dreams. Or of you have reoccurring dreams they'll match your expectations of what happens when you dream.
Repeat, you can control it once you're aware of it. Much easier than controlling real life.
>>7102594
Hot tip - stop eating so much meat
(alcohol, well you cannot stop that obviously)
>>7110819
Meat shits are never as rank as alcohol shits. Beer farts are on the same level as protein powder farts. They'll clear a room and pet dogs will want to smell your asshole.
>>7103350
rolls
>>7102608
>not hanging up all your clothes when you take a shit
fucking cretin
>>7102993
Are you an alcoholic in highschool? Is that you Jeffrey Dahmer? What the fuck?
Do people seriously get drunk from beer?
I have to drink an entire fifth of vodka to get where I want. Or nearly an entire fifth.
rip liver
>>7111162
Thats fucking hardcore man. When you say the word 'fifth' us metric fags have no idea you mean an ENTIRE bottle of vodka.
god damn
I used to be an alcohol, but right I switched to opiates, and right now I'm coming off them so I brought some alcohol to drink through the withdrawal, and holy shit this drug sucks
it makes you feel like shit unless you get the dose perfect, and then it make you feel like shit after
what's the point?
the only good thing is that it helps me eat, other than that it tastes like shit and makes you feel like shit
>>7102356
it's dangerous only because i's pretty much pure ethanol
also it tastes disgusting, because it's almost pure ethanol
in fact it tastes worse, I tried pure ethanol it just burned like fuck but absinthe is like that but with this disgusting aniseed aftertaste and it's green with like food colouring
>>7106817
>withdrawal
>10 hours
sounds like a hangover dude
>>7111162
seems retarded and expensive
speaking as an opiate addict, tolerance is really the bane of my existence. it sure as hell isn't something to boast about
good god what I would give for the days when a couple hundred mg of codeine would have me nice and comfy
>>7111771
that looks like a comfy af set up
>>7111786
Get alcohol you enjoy, put on some headphones, enjoy your world being shrunk down the couch or comfy room you're in. Most people drink find a balance of a tasty drink they like
>>7111791
I think you just got some bad absinthe dude
>>7111781
An Imperial fifth of a gallon = 750ml. Also in use "handle" referring to the shape of the larger 1/2 gallon bottle = 1750ml
>>7111781
Curiously, though, for the size between fifth and handle we say liter, so the infiltration has begun.
Despite not regularly posting on /ck/ am I welcome in these threads?
>>7112562
Get a fucking lampshade, you disgraceful fuck.
>>7112623
There is a lampshade on there, you backstreet nigger.
>>7100698
I seriously can't really drink on my own anymore. More than 2 beers on my own usually results in a migraine. I never remember to drink water.
How much should I drink before working retail tonight?
It is done. Bird, dishes, Detroit on TV. OVER!
Now, at last, down to some really serious drinking.
sometimes i wish i could give up my job and family just to drink, it's the thing that makes me the most happy
>>7113529
I read you 5 by 5, pham. Switching to 16 and standing by.
>>7112849
as much as you can.
>>7102499
do your shits smell 'sweeter' than normal after a night of heavy whisky drinking?
doesn't happen as much with other liquors, but damn whisky makes my poop smell funny
>>7103345
hits home
i get those feelings, and my gf of four years has been expressing a lot of concern over my drinking recently.
i think i could quit for her.
>>7104593
brands you can buy in the supermarket approximately
Jim Beam 1l 20EU
Glenfiddich Age of Discovery 0,7l 100EU
Pennypecker Kentucky 0,7l 10EU
Jefferson'S Reserve 0,7l 57EU
1776 0,7l 40EU
Blanton's Original 43EU
Old Grand Dad 20EU
>>7113882
>all that shitty tequila.
The hornitos is decent but the rest of that is overpriced garbage.
>>7111786
>I switched to opiates
Good man, I'm jealous. I moved and no one in my friend group knows anyone who has any, and I'd have to do it in secret without my roommates knowing if I wanted to do it at all without an intervention or some shit.
>>7110744
Bill Murray spent just under 34 years in that day.
Fucking drank 750ml of vodka last night
I was hung over all day
I never want to drink alone again. This shit aint right
>>7114493
pussy
>>7114515
Alcoholism isnt badass bro
>>7114538
???
>>7100753
Hello from SLC I'm drinking cheap Aussie wine
>>7100698
Fu/ck/! My dad was in hospital for some minor things but I had a nice long talk with him.
>Life is short anon-son, why are you still NEETing. You're 30 god dammit.
>I-I'm a severely alcoholic Dad-san
Since he's in the hospital and have all the time in the world he calls me every 5 minutes to be sure I go to an AA meeting.
I should go tonight. What to expect al/ck/ies? Will I get raped by a freshly out of prison biker?
>>7115238
Getting involved in AA is just trading one addiction for another
>>7115246
AA doesn't cause organ failure and brain damage. It may be true, but that's a pretty stupid way to think about it.
>>7115246
Bah, it's like vaping instead of smoking.
Vaping is more addictive than cigarettes. I personally feel I'm inhaling shit when I'M vaping. But it's 1000x less dangerous and nocive than smoking tobacco and at leats 75% cheaper.
So yes you're trading an addiction for another, but it's for the better.
BTW do you think I should trade alcohol abuse for valium/ativan abuse?
>>7115270
Personally, I would quit drinking but I know I'd just go back to sucking cocks again.
>>7112849
oh man that shit was fun. being the most senior staff member during an evening shift when you know the district manager won't show up was a great time to pound drinks before work.
>>7115238
>Will I get raped by a freshly out of prison biker?
No, but a hug is by no means out of the question. It is possible to succeed at AA prior to hitting bottom only in the presence of extraordinary ability to be actually and completely honest about yourself in the presence of strangers.
Because, though it is not required at any one meeting, sooner or later, you will have to speak. To /share/. Sooner or later you will have to commit to step one, and so on through 12, and what you best do before you decide is look them over and assess your will. Because making amends is going to be humiliating, and a lot of folks don't have the stones.
The Ye-shall-not-pass question is this: why do you drink?
In the context of AA, any answer that does not begin with "Me. Because of me. I lack...." is a failure. This is the AA formula in a nutshell - it is not because of something or someone outside. You must own it. It is yours.
>>7115667
This is a good answer, I hope he takes your advice.
>>7100698
3 bottles of red to get me through the night here. Not even an American just love drinking on the weekends.
>>7115270
Valium abuse is worse that alcohol. Had both addictions. 1.5l of vodka a day. then 10mg - 80mg Xanax. I'd choose the booze anyday Benzo WD are fucking a nightmare, Because they detox you with just enough valium so you dont die. 9 days of sliding 50mg - 0 Valium. 9 days of hell.
Any abuse of any benzo fucks your body & head up . I was only 23 at the time so I avoided all of the physical effects becuase I was young and healthy. Mental health is gone though.
>>7115790
Cool anon. Thanks for your advice!
On a lesser note, I runned on Sudafeds for 5 years and crashed hard when they stopped selling the good kind with lots of pseudo ephedrine.
/busch classsic/ only
>>7114493
>I never want to drink alone again.
why does everyone make a big deal about drinking alone? I've only ever been getting drunk alone even when I was drinking like once per month
>>7115667
>making amends
AA is so fucking stupid. I drink alone while playing vidya or watching stupid tv shows if I'm too drunk. should I apologize to all the NPCs?
>>7111162
i drink bud lights all day. you never really get drunk but you stay buzzed (and hydrated)
>>7115270
>Vaping is more addictive to cigarettes
No, it's not
There was a study that attempted to claim this but just had some bad wording, it actually means that its HARDER TO QUIT CIGARETTES if you RETURN TO CIGARETTES FROM VAPING since your nicotine tolerance is boosted by a lot
Cigarettes have additives in them that release MAOI inhibitors, which make it hard to quit, not the nicotine (As evidenced by a shitload of people who vape lower and lower nicotine levels each week or month and eventually quit all together or go onto 0mg)
Don't feel like shit for vaping, it's better in every way unless you're prissy about looking like you're sucking a robot dick
drank this with senpai
one of my fav blended whiskies
>>7116308
If that were really true, and if there really is no one in your life who has been effected in any way, even by disappointment, then I know exactly what my ex-sponsor would say:
Make amends to yourself.
And in case the other anon is still looking, that's also the most infuriating, and effective, technique they have. Like Morpheus, they know far more than you can imagine, and every verbal attempt at evasion or escape is invariably bent back upon you until there is no alternative but to give in and get with the program -- or leave the program.
>>7115806
I get real ephedrine for my exercise induced asthma. If I take it daily for more than a week at a time I'm left with awful depression. Thoughts of worthlessness, self and external hatred, apathy etc that can last for a few months. Shit ruins your serotonin receptors.
>>7116440
It's also destructive since the whole point is to grant self control, yet they also assume everyone is the same type of alcoholic. If you have half a brain you can work around everything they say.
Not to mention the recent This American Life podcast where a woman completely dedicated to AA discovered that she wasn't really an alcoholic at all. Good story about how AA affects the mind.
I just drank 0.5L of hard liquor and a few beers and I my heartbeat is so weak can't feel at all. should I be worried? I'm really scared, bros.
>>7116499
how long did you drink it over? what time frame?
ive drank .5 liters in about 4 hours and its fine
>>7116502
4 hours or so but I'm not a heavy drinker and I usually drink only on the weekends
>>7116507
dude, if you arent passed out by now you didnt drink too much. relax.
but heres some friendly advice. never drink a shitload at once. always space out your drinking and it wont be a problem.
>>7116507
Water. If you throw up, more water. Force it. Water. Seriously. Water.
When you can keep it down, only then, go to sleep.
Pulmonary sloth and aspirated vomit are real causes of death, and in addition to being unnecessary, they are both also really embarrassing.
>>7116288
>why does everyone make a big deal about drinking alone?
Im not making a big deal about it. Im just saying that drinking half a 750mler in 20 minutes, lying down on the floor playing a podcast through your headphones and being too drunk to make sense of it, before getting up and taking more mouthfulls of straight vodka isn't a good use of time or healthy way to spend an evening.
>>7116526
Drink half that while downloading podcasts, then one shot right before you go for a nice long walk. At least an hour, but hopefully longer. Then you'll be feeling great by the time you get back.
Personally I just have three or so high abv beers then go for a two hour walk. I'll have it with dinner so the buzz lasts longer. It's perfect for late night cold weather walks. Really immerses you in the podcasts.
Hi /ck/ I don't drink much/at all and need some advice.
Going to a party in a few days and looking to get something to drink there, any advice?
If it makes a difference I'm from Australia and going to go to a Dan Murphy's store (/)
how old are you. what gender. what race. who will be at the party.
>>7116582
early 20s male whitey looks like even distribution of male/female whiteys at party perhaps token black or 3
>>7116584
get some bottles of cider (apple beer), some stouts (guiness is a favorite the world over), and a bottle of 15 year old scotch (will interest people who have heard of it and want to try it)
>>7116529
Yeah I feel you man, I used to do that, but I have an addictive personality and my drinking got to the point that I just had to keep imbimbing alcohol. Like oh shit theres more booze in this bottle why have I not drank it yet? Im taking a break for at least half a year, and then maybe I'll be able to enjoy walking my dog buzzed with good old No Agenda like I used to be able to.
>>7116586
Good advice, but maybe not a dark heavy beer for a party. I brought a mixed case of craft beers to a Halloween party and no one but me and my boyfriend drank them. They were all chugging pbr. You might just want to go with a popular, easy drinking beer.
Everything else was gold advice.
>>7116613
true dat
>>7116613
yeag was gonna skip the stouts desu sorry helpful poster
im decided on the cider im gona bring but what about the scotch? gonna have to go for a 12 year cos 15 year are out of price range, short listed to one of these 2
Johnnie Walker Black Label
Chivas Regal 12 Year Old Scotch Whisky
which is best for someone that drinks pretty much never but just wants to be sociable
>>7116667
chivas is very popular. so is johnny walker. you would do fine with either of those. also, if glenfiddich is in the same price range, that's another option.
>>7116667
o and this one
Johnnie Walker Double Black
>>7116667
and oh yeah, serve scotch in a glass with 2 ice cubes. you dont do shots of it. you sip it. scotches have a very interesting flavor profile. that's what makes them so enjoyable.
>>7116678
id go with the johnnie walker black. that was christopher hitchens favorite drink, and he could do no wrong.
>>7116689
wtf im goin to a party partry not a scotch tastin party
we drink to get drunk around here not to taste it
im just gonna go for the cheapest of the 3
>>7116695
then dont even buy scotch. i suggested it because it would be a fun thing to bring to a party of people in their early 20s. something new and sophisticated to try.
but if youre just some neanderthal who aims to get blacked out, fuck it, sniff some glue
>>7116613
>me and my boyfriend
>girl
Hi.
>>7116701
jesus christ no one ists aorund at fuckn parties going "hmmmm this scotch is new and sophisticateed"
is it easy to drink god damn thats all that matters
>>7116713
scotch isnt easy to drink. stick with the cider. get a cider that doesnt have a lot of sugar. some have more than others.
drinking 2 40ozs of 211 tonight
Decided to get Sam Adams Pumpkin Batch because it was on sale for super cheap. But holy shit, it sucks. I fucking hate when I purchase a beer and its a really shitty one I dont even want to drink.
>>7116713
Don't ask for advice if you already knew the answer. Especially if you're going to act like a little cunt.
They gave good advice, but you already knew to just go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of cheap shit.
>>7116735
That's what you get for buying old pumpkin beer from a cheap brewery. There's good pumpkin beer, but most of it is going to be in bombers and thus more expensive. The best pumpkin beers are stouts, no doubt.
Blood of the unicorn straight from the can. Oh lawdy I love chicaga.
>>7116760
WOWEE anon you sure proved your point! Just go to the fucking store and by some cheap shit. Chances are everyone at the party has already had anything you'd be able to afford and they'll appreciate it all the same.
Ya massive, wibbly, dripping cunt.
>>7116791
nothin is CHEAP where i lvie god damn its all expensive and this is the first time ive bought alcohol i dont know wtf im doin
>>7116584
>whitey
Respect your ancestors you stupid American
>>7116841
>american
>>7116743
I knew it wouldnt be amazing or anything, but they were selling a 12 pack for like 9 bucks so I just had to pick it up. At the very least I was expecting it to be drinkable but its just repulsive.
Post your countries power level.
Ausfag masterrace. Those goddamn taxes are killin us.
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Been drinking since thanksgiving dinner yesterday, Jack Fire currently, this is some good shit
>>7117355
I rember 3 christmas ago I dunked a makers mark bottle on a single day. december 26.
>>7117323
canada will be rising up soon now that ontario is finally letting beer be sold at grocery stores
>>7117474
Fuck off Kathleen.
>>7117474
yea and itll probably be 10x as expensive than it already fuckin is lahey FUCK
I seem to get horrible hangovers from beer, but no hangovers at all from liquor or rum. But everyone I talk to says the exact opposite. Whats the deal here?
>>7117355
makers mark has a very loyal fan base. its pretty good stuff.
>>7118221
depends on the kind of beer.
cheaper beers are loaded with vile, industrial refuse. stuff like 4 loko and steele reserve absolutely give horrible hangovers.
i drink a lot of bud light and dont really get hungover.
>>7118221
this explains it. your friends are actually right. dark liquor and red wine are full of certain molecules that give hangover symptoms, whereas beer typically isnt.
http://health.howstuffworks.com/wellness/drugs-alcohol/hangover3.htm
>>7118221
I never get hangovers from the cheap whiskey I usually drink. But certain beers, for instance miller high life, give me a pretty bad hangover.
>>7118406
mixed well with the apple cider. cider dryness made it not too sweet, cider was chilled too, had that nice cool sensation to start it off with but that nice warmness of the bourbon after
any Goose Island Bourbon County cask aged ale fans here?
>>7118514
I had a local rum mixed with local hot cider the other night.
Ignore the Sicilian fish chowder and corn bread... though they were delicious as hell and a favorite of mine.
>get together for thanksgiving with a bunch of people
>friend has never touched booze before, is really tall but doesn't weigh much for his height
>convince him to try some drinks for once in his life
>outdrinks me
w-what the fuck
can I actually do anything with this stuff or is it just meme liquor for college students?
Soup, fellow al/ck/s.
Got out of work super early Wednesday. So I've had Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and now Saturday of being drunk. My body is really starting to hate it.
Who else /bender/ here?
>>7100698
been drunk every day for over 2 years now, record 13 days sober, apart from that i only had 1 day breaks in the last 2 years. cheers friends, drinking like my 17th beer right now, started in morning.
>>7119191
redbull
uh
I think that's all
>>7119191
Pour some in a cup and drink it.
Alternatively, you can drink it straight from the bottle.
I just bought a bottle of Glenfiddich 12 year.
What am I in for?
>>7119468
a gud wizki
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I'm currently at the bar watching football and drinking 32oz domestic beers for $4 each
Laying in bed watching football drinking Busch tall boys.
This is life.
Not sure if I'm happy or sad about it.
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Had pic related for the first time yesterday. Really enjoyed it, but it was almost too inoffensive. It wasn't necessarily bland, it had enough going on, but it was very "safe" in a strange way. Still enjoyable, though.
Anyway, back home, back to the George Dickel 12.
>>7119468
The most standard single malt available. Nothing bad, just pretty much down the middle for all things "single malt."
It's not meant to be a demeaning comparison, but it's kind of like how Jim Beam is a very "standard" bourbon. Nothing overly special, but a good introduction if you've never had the liquor before that will give you a fair idea of what to expect.
I maintain that Jim Beam is unfairly underrated due to it being the most widely available budget bourbon.
bourbon > whisky
>tfw stopped getting hangovers altogether since I started to drink regularly on every Friday and Saturday
what the fuck? I thought only legit alcoholics don't get hangovers
