I'm going to five guys tommrow for the first time.
What should I get
get the overpriced meme burger and peanut oil fries
>>7100424
>What should I get
A flat tire so you can't go
10 crying cows on the farm.
>>7100424
order a burger and and fries from the drive thru and after they take your money drive off laughing maniacally
Thanks assholes
>>7100494
Cows don't cry.
A fucking hamburger w/ fries maybe? Are you serious? Get some lasagna you idiot, they make it special to order.
>>7100424
Get whatever the fuck you want.
Get a fish sandwich it's off the menu so you gotta say i want salty dan's salty plan
Wendys.
>>7100424
>Durr... I'm going to a place that sells hamburgers and french fries. What should I get?
You should get out of the restaurant and go to a place where they sell a good hamburger and edible fries.
Five Guys sucks six dicks.
try their fries with the Cajun seasoning. Also, order the smallest size of fries because they throw an extra scoop of them in the bag so its always too much anyway
>>7100424
A bank loan.
>>7100424
A couple handfuls of the free peanuts then walk right the fuck out
Dammit guys, he knows they sell burgers and fries, what is this silliness? He's asking what's a good combination of toppings because he's never going to be satisfied unless he himself knows/decided it's as bad as you all make it out to be. OP get a cheeseburger (2 patties) with grilled onions, jalapeños, relish, and mustard. Pretty good. And yeah get smallest size fries because they give you a ton. Hope you enjoy and if you don't, well then now you know.
>>7100424
>I'm going to five guys tommrow for the first time.
>What should I get
Spitroasted
>>7100424
Dissapointment
>>7100424
overpriced bacon cheeseburger with toppings to taste. small fry because they put the rest in the bag anyway
>>7101158
Don't get bacon, they make it waaaay too crispy there and it just tastes like a piece of salted bark
>>7100424
Directions to the nearest In n Out.
Five Guys isn't bad, it's just bad for the price.
A buddy and I went last week since we were in the area and we both said "I haven't had Five Guys in a while." They raised their prices... A lot.
It was $35 for the two of us. We both got a burger, fries, and a drink. I've had burgers and fries on the Vegas Strip that didn't cost $35.
If it was a $10 burger, I wouldn't complain. But it's too much.
>>7101179
Are you trying to make him sick?
>>7100424
>what should I get
You're going to get ripped off
>>7100424
hamburger all the way add raw onions and a small fry + water. ~$10 and bomb
>>7101334
near me, a big five guys cheeseburger is $6.50
if two people get a burger, that's $13 total
I'll split the fries because I'm not disgusting, which is like 4 bucks
We don't buy drinks because soda is for tards and I carry a water bottle
I don't tip because it's fast food
$17 for 2, not bad for premium burgers
>>7102734
>premium burgers
>>7100424
burger and chips
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>>7100569
think again asshole
>>7102734
>$17 for "premium" burger
>five guys
Can we just agree that 5 guys is the laughing stock of all great burger joints?
>>7102807
>tears equate to sadness
lmao this is why animal rights activists aren't taken seriously by anyone with a brain.
>>7100424
Just walk past it and head to So Ho for some real food.
I'm assuming you're in London?
>>7100424
Beetus.
Wait a minute /ck/, what are 5 Guy prices where you live. /Lexingtonian/ here (heard that our city was a "test" city for fast food) and its 6/7$ for a bacon cheeseburger
>>7100424
I hope you get dysentery.
>>7100424
Double Double Animal Style, with regular fries and a Vanilla Shake.
>>7103698
literally god tier
>>7101069
A salad
>>7103719
>Not 2x4 double double animal style.
If you're going to have a heart attack, may as well go out like a g
>>7102734
carrying water bottles = tard
fucking tard
>>7102952
No thats you doing that. That cow is crying
>>7102807
THats a horse faggot
>>7103719
Yes lawd!
>>7100424
cheeseburger with everything except jalapeños
>>7104238
>not getting the jalas
real?
>>7103698
>>7103719
>those long ass lines for a basic burger
I don't understand these people and I never will.
>>7100424
ask for 5 guys in one cup, it's on the secret menu
Get a hot dog. They're actually pretty decent there, even though they cut them in half.
>>7104344
>don't understand
>will never understand
well thats basically because you're a fucking pleb..
Go to fatburger instead
god you faggots are elitist. five guys is high tier as far as fast food burgers are concerned and you know it.
OP just get a cheeseburger all the way and a side of little fries. pretty much the quintessential five guys order.
>>7100424
>$15 for burger, fries and drink
>FIFTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A BURGER, FRIES AND DRINK
Is there a Whataburger near you? Their burgers taste exactly the same and a meal costs $8.
>>7104584
more like eleven dollars. and whataburgers arent in any of the places in the country that actually matter, so most of us dont even know what they are like.
>>7100424
>I'm going to five guys tommrow for the first time.
>What should I get
A sub-par game about depression with a side of clearly biased reviews praising it?
>>7104553
this
>>7103719
The fries are absolute shit no matter what you smother them in
They taste like and have the consistency of stale fries
The burgers don't stand out from the competition either
The lines are long as shit too
West coasters eat that shit becuase they don't have chic-fla or whataburger
due to my status on 4chan i was offered $1000/mo to post for chipotle. i suspect some people in this thread were offered the same for fatburger or 5 guys.
>>7101334
This simply is not true
>>7104657
lol whatever man i'll just go eat some FRESH SALMON because washington and not in bum-fuck-yer-cuzin dirty south or anywhere near Jew York.
>>7100662
Underrated post
