>This recipe serves 4 people
Trying eating a bullet, that serves one.
>recipe uses imperial system
>>7098320
>ounces
>Don't know if they mean weight or fluid
>2 pounds of meat
>don't know if the mean weight or sterling
>>7098313
>take 1/4 of every ingredient
It's not that hard, man
>>7098326
>1/4 of "perishable ingredient"
th-thanks
>not saving leftovers
>>7098313
The obvious solution to this is to become fat.
>>7098323
>being intentionally retarded
>>7098313
What's the problem? You can't divide it into four portions, refrigerate three of them, and eat the rest during the week?
>what is 1/4
>what is leftovers
>what is eating more than one serving and looking like this
>>7098359
>eating a worse version of the same meal day after day
ugh
>>7098320
Not too bad if it's by weight or liquid volume. Most measuring cups and electronic scales also measure freedom units. What's actually annoying is when they measure stuff like flour by volume.
>>7098359
>Get into cooking to eat fresh food
>instantly told I have to eat days old food
I'm out, this board is WAY too American for me
None of you gits ever heard of a freezer?
>>7098917
Eating leftovers instantly makes you a pleb. Classy patrician one percenters only eat freshly made food for every meal and always throw the rest away.
>>7098317
Depends on the bullet some can serve 2 even 3
As a neighbor of someone that can cook good
I don't mind getting free food
>>7098313
Divide the measurements by 4, mongoloid.
>This recipe serves 4 people
(amount of ingredients)/4 = recipe that serves 1 person
>>7099016
be a man, make the recipe as printed and eat the whole god damn thing yourself
>>7099016
If you are that stupid, just make the recipe, and freeze the rest for later
>>7099016
>Right, so how do I measure 1/4 of a teaspoon? Or 1/4 of a tablespoon?
Buy a set of measuring cups/spoons. Mine has a 1/4 tea and tablespoon on it.
>>7098365
I've no idea how people can eat the same shit 2 days in a row. Let alone 3+
Frozen/Reheated food is objectively terrible.
>this recipe serves 6 people
>eat as much as i can by myself
>save rest for work
>>7099037
whats up my autistic friend?
>>7098370
You're gonna have a bad time with your wallet if you refuse to ever eat leftovers.
>>7098370
You have four choices you fucking retard:
1.) Cook the recipe as written and eat it all
2.) Cook the recipe as written and put the leftovers in the fridge for later
3.) Cook the recipe as written and throw out whatever you don't eat
4.) Divide all the amounts by 4 and then follow the rest of the instructions
>Americans being unable to do simple divisions
Well well well...
>>7099341
4Chan should range ban American IP addresses.
>>7098313
Hi Simon.
>>7099377
Enjoy 1 new post every 3 hours
>>7099383
It's a Japanese board actually.
>>7099377
>syrian only website
ok yurokek
>>7099016
Why the fug would you need to measure a 1/4 teaspoon, tablespoon or pinch of salt anyway? MAYBE if youre baking, you MIGHT need to measure a 1/4 tablespooon.....
>>7099393
dohohoho
>>7099415
I mean, I have measuring spoons that go down to 1/8 tsp. And 1 tbsp = 3 tsp so 1/4 tbsp would be 3/4 tsp which is pretty easy to estimate using a 1 tsp measuring spoon. A pinch of salt is a pinch of salt though, just guesstimate and sprinkle a bit on there. OP is just being an unreasonable idiot.
>>7099016
>not owning a full set of measuring spoons/cups
She makes it work.
>>7099393
nice meme
>>7099034
>more expensive
For fuck's sake, any decent set of measuring cups is going to have 1/2 and 1/4 measurements. Stop being a whiny faggot.
>>7099425
>measuring out anything less than like 5 table/teaspoons for regular cooking
>>7099456
sorry we dont all live in a fucking castle
>>7098313
>not a single person in this thread said to get a girlfriend or cook with friends
>Ingredients are measured by "cans", "jars", "tubs" etc.
>>7099694
I just assumed that OP was a kissless, friendless virgin since he didn't come up with that idea himself.
>>7098313
>4 happy people laughing on a frozen pizza box
Do they really expect me to share this pizza with anyone?
>>7099329
>dont cook the recipe and just cook eggs on toast
>>7099377
People who capitalize the "c" have no right to talk about what 4chan outta do.
>>7100846
I'm American yea
>>7098313
>get bag of holiday mint m&ms
>eat them all in one ngiht
>>7099016
1/4 of a tsbp is 3/4 of teaspoon. 1/4 of a teaspoon is 0.25ml
>>7098326
>1/4 of a can that once you open it you're FUCKED IN THE ASS
>1/4 of an EGGPLANT
>1/4 of that not resealable package
>1/4 of serving size relative to container size
>1/4 of shit you have to freeze later or thaw now or ration
> Serves 2 persons
> Total kilocalories: 950
Yeah, sure, if you're an african skeleton perhaps.
>>7099034
>GREAT THATS MORE EXPENSIVE
Literally like $5
>>7101433
>what are leftovers
>what is inviting people over
>what is giving the rest to a neighbor
Holy fuck you people are the absolute worst.
>>7101888
>what is inviting people over
![fat-smiling-toad-big[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ybchOey.jpg "fat-smiling-toad-big[1].jpg")
>recipe serves three
>recipe serves me
>>7101888
>what are leftovers
Shit, bland food with all flavor removed by the freezing process
>what is inviting people over
Fuck off
>what is giving the rest to a neighbor
Fuck off
>>7101894
>bland food with all flavor removed
You're doing it wrong. I suggest you figure out how to operate at at least the capacity of a 10 year old before you start actually cooking.
>people actually complaining about a recipe serving more than one
>uwaah! this recipe is forcing me to eat the same thing more than once!
Jesus Christ, just don't follow recipe you fucking retards.
>>7101900
>doing it wrong
>implying you can alter the laws of chemistry
wew lad
>>7099016
>how do I measure 1/4 of a teaspoon? Or 1/4 of a tablespoon?
fill the spoon ¼ full or use a proper set of measuring spoons.
> How do I measure 1/4 of a pinch of salt?
one pinch is ⅛ of a teaspoon, so ¼ pinch is 1/32 of a teaspoon or a "smidgen" on gimmicky salt measuring spoon sets.
>>7101930
Look at Mr. Money Bags over here.
>>7098313
Just reheat it some other time you manchild.
>>7102135
Not everything can be stored for days you fucking literal autismal american cunt
>not having 3 friends to cook for
what a sadcase
>>7098313
>>This recipe serves 4 people
What's the matter? You too stupid to divide the recipe by four, or to make the whole recipe and save the leftovers?
>>7102210
Very few things are non-reheatable, anon. With a fridge and a freezer OP should have no problems for 99% of dishes.
>>7102210
there is nothing inherently "american" about reheating leftovers you autist
t. euro
>>7098323
i lol'd.
>WAAAHHH I DON'T HAVE A MEASURE SET
>WAAAAH I CAN'T DO SIMPLE DIVISION
>WWAAAAAHHH I CAN'T EAT IT ALL BY MYSELF
>WAAAH I DON'T LIKE FREEZING AND LEFTOVERS
Why even bother...?
>Hating leftovers
this is why you're poor
>tfw even that Kenji Lopez fag defends imperial measurements
http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/11/why-mass-weight-is-not-better-than-volume-cooking-recipes.html
>>7098313
>>This recipe serves 4 people
This usually means it only serves 2 adult males. Just become a homo so you don't have this problem anymore.
>>7101902
>not following a recipe
woman detected
>>7101888
>inviting people
>implying I have friends
>>7101888
>What is giving the rest to a neighbor
people like you are the cancer killing /pol/
>>7102621
>cancer killing /pol/
But /pol/ is a cancer containment board, moot killed it twice and had to bring it back each time because you faggots flood the rest of the website without your echo chamber to keep you distracted.
>>7102437
>following the recipe to a letter every time
shameful
>>7102631
>because you faggots flood the rest of the website without your echo chamber to keep you distracted.
they do it with or without echo chamber t b h. stormniggers just need to be ignored, only way to deal with em.
>>7102631
i swear stormfront didn't exist anywhere but on /new/ before the last implementation of /pol/. he keked himself by bringing it back during a time of massive growth in nationalist propaganda spurred on by the authorities to bring about more war
>>7102644
>t b h
Getting insecure about wordfilters? Now THAT's cancer, baka senpai.
>>7098313
>This recipe serves 4 people
>eat the whole thing
>still hungry
>mfw
>>7098320
I don't know why but I hate the "cups" measurement.
>>7099721
>they're all mayonnaise
>>7102831
Metric has Cups too ya dingus
>>7102853
It was just a general statement, you Milli Vanilli
>>7102914
Girl, you know it's true!
>there is only a microwave heating option
>>7098313
Hello Simon!
>>7099016
If you have a proper teaspoon measure, it will either have markings, a separate spoon for 1/4 tsp or it will have a perfect prismatic shape allowing you to simply fill it up a 1/4 of the way.
If not, use a tsp and just put a bit of stuff on it.
>>7099016
>not owning measuring spoons up to 1/64
>>7099425
If you're making such small portions that need such precise measurements why even bother using measuring cups, just weigh shit out it's 100x easier/more accurate with less clean up.
>following a recipe
how's the weather in plebville, OP
