don't put onions in pumpkin pie
>>7097061
Thanks for the tip
don't put marshmallows in chicken soup
>>7097061
Good to know dude see you in Psych later
don't boil soup at your grandmothers house
don't eat cheese while watching the news
don't touch jalapenos and touch your feet
don't look at salad while combing your hair
Don't drink orange juice just after brushing your teeth.
Don't kill a deer without drinking its blood
>>7097061
I wasn't gonna
All these great tips and i have nothing to share :(
Don't drink while deep frying.
>>7097686
seconded
Don't dice habaneros then neglect to wash your hands properly then finger your girlfriend. You'll never hear the end of it.
Corollary:
Don't do that and fuck with your contact lenses.
Don't deep fry your drinks
>>7097061
Pumpkin pie can actually be eaten as a savoury dish, not like the sweetened rubbish that is prepared in the US
>>7097085
kek