Soft Tofu = Flaccid penis of vegetarian
>>7093786
Does this qualify as an insult nowadays?
This probably sounded much more funny in your head, didn't it?
>>7093786
>be any non-asian race
>be in asian restaurant
>order tofu
>they give you extra firm garbage without even asking you
does the restaurant just have shit taste, or was i racially profiled?
>>7094682
>all tofu needs to be soft
>different cultures dont do things differently
>let me bitch on /ck/
yeah you're fucking retarded
>>7094690
i mean i always assumed extra firm was the white man's tofu. i wasn't expecting to actually be served that stuff in an asian place
>>7094698
>i always assumed extra firm was the white man's tofu
Because you're retarded.
tofu reminds me of brains or somewhat how I imagine the texture and firmness of brains would be
>>7093786
>Soft Tofu = Flaccid penis of vegetarian
>>>
A passive Asian man can be a source of great satisfaction.
>>7093816
It's a funny insult. Just take the joke you lettuce eating, tomato growing, calorie watching, decent person who probably doesn't lie on his tax forms.
But it's not, i mean hell i'm more insulted in the way it's written. There's absolutely no effort put into it and even an eightgrader could come up with something better.
>>7094992
Butt hurt vegan
>>7094698
Chinese, Okonawans, Indonesians, have pretty firm tofu as well. Only people I'm aware of using always super-soft tofu are Japanese.
>>7095872
Okinawans / Ryukians - sorry I'm drunk already.
>>7095872
The chinese have a tofu so soft its considered a top test of knife skills to be able to cut it
