>been in 4 year coma
>immediately goes back on ck

Just re coma yourself my man

Order the new Pizza Hut stuffed crust string cheese Ribeye

Is that true, OP?

How does timetravel feel?

>>7093154
Lel

>>7093154
Do you think your first instinct would be to scream in a hospital for a laptop and post on /ck/? That's kind of surreal.

>>7093159
Only strange to see my little bro transform in to a jock.

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Have you seen The Dark Knight Rises yet?

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Everyone eats their steak well done or blue rare now just go back to sleep. Oh and it's not called steak anymore, its new name is carbonara.

>>7093154
>>7093175
>wake up from a 4 year coma
>family and friends are standing by happy you're alive
>all you can think about is checking 4chan
God sometimes I wonder why I keep coming back to this shithole, then I remember it's because we're all terrible people who would actually do shit like this.

>>7093146
How did you get into a coma?

>>7093376
>>7093363
I see things have changed
>>7093387
Where in gods name are you getting these assumptions? Shitpost somewhere else.

>>7093146
Gordon Ramsey is ded

What exactly do you find funny about making awful threads like this?

how could this POSSIBLY be true

but OP, it must be very strange for you to wake up now, and the next president is "that rich guy from the comedy central roast"

y did they not pull the plug?