Do microwaves make your food cancerous?
>>7089710
No
/thread
>>7089714
BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT RADIATION DOE
>>7089718
It's non-ionizing.
>>7089710
Microwave ovens are a punishment for being in a hurry. Do not let one in your home.
actually you should be careful, microwaved food possesses the same cancer risk as GMOs and non-organics
>>7089728
upboated
>>7089722
BUT SHIT LIKE NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS BE RADIATING AND SHIT AND MY MICROWAVE GOT THEM URANIUMWAVES IN MY FOOD TOO YOU KNOW
>>7089714
>this
>>7089710
Yes. It irradiates your pineal gland (third eye) which turns you into a dribbling sheeple while chemtrails and flouride dissipate your orgone energy and attack your chakras turning them into Monsanto symbols which will pave the way for the third antichrist (pope Kony) then when Mabus dies Nibiru will appear and the Annunaki will return and enslave mankind with RFID chips
Do sun-dried tomatoes have skin cancer?
>>7089710
One time I microwaved a styrofoam container for too long and it melted
Protip: Don't do that
>>7089744
>Uraniumwave
Is that like the new dubstep?
>>7089826
Its ok, I know Xenu will protect me and my thetans.
>>7089826
i actually like sprouted garlic, the sprouts are super bitter and i like using them for stir fries
>>7089892
drop the beat like an atom bomb
>non-ionizing radiation
>cancerous
No, shitty food is cancerous in and of itself. Microwaves do not add to how cancerous your 2$ microwave dinner already is.
>>7090353
Japan's biggest hits since 1945
>>7089714
/thread
>>7089826
>Bullshit: the website
>>7089826
>almost all life on this planet is based on acidic solutions
>hurr durr avoid acid
probably the most annoying one there
>>7090898
huh
I dont know or care if it does, but it makes the food taste like shit so I'm not going to find out.
>>7089710
no 9gag give u cancer
>>7089888
>One time I microwaved a styrofoam container for too long and it melted
>Protip: Don't do that
Thanks for warning me! I was just about to reheat my leftover styrofoam for a snack.
Also, trips.
>>7089826
>bunch of bullshit
>doesn't even mention the Khazarian Jewish reptilian overlords
Nice red herring.
>>7089835
oh shit
>>7089835
They've been bombarded by electromagnetic RADIATION
>>7089826
>10000 times stronger than chemotherapy
So it's instantly and unavoidably lethal is what they're saying?
