>smell burning plastic
>panic, thinking my CPU is dying again
>computer is fine, smell is weaker near it
>sniffing around everywhere like a retard, looking for burning cables or bags left too close to the toaster oven
>2 hours, nothing
>finally realize it's my cheap port + dried apricot + saffron marinade just sitting out
false alarm / moment-of panic thread
What
>>7076771
smelled something, thought it was burning plastic, was just bad port sitting in the open air, the end.
>several years ago
>smoking weed with roommate
>decide to make a feast
>decide to roast a chicken
>normally one hit gets me high, but were in the backyard for like feels like eternity, going round for round, bowl after bowl
>suddenly occurs to me that i figured the cooking time wrong, multiplying by the price instead of the weight
>run into the house expecting a ruined meal, smoke, etc.
>whip open oven to find a perfectly golden brown chicken, cooked perfectly on the inside
We figured out the next day that with sides, we consumed like 3,000+ calories
>>7076938
>multiplying by price instead of weight
fucking lol
that is some miraculous shit right there, I was expecting it to end with you having forgotten to turn the oven on at all
this was much better.
>>7076765
take some creative writing classes at your local community centre, because your story was boring as fuck
>>7076938
>smoking weed
Oh to be a child agan...
>>7077006
>weed cannot be enjoyed by responsible adults
Come on you faggot.
>be me, last yesterday
>sitting around
>smell something funky
>smell my trashcan, that's not it
>smell my toilet
>yep forgot to flush
atleast you can eat shit. op.
>>7076943
If the chicken was $1/lb, then weight and price would be the same.
>Walk into a room,
>Smells weird, like farts and poo with grass
>"Did you step in poop or get compost on you?"
>"No..."
>"It smells weird in here,"
>"Like kimchi?"
>"No..."
Did it again today. It doesn't smell or taste like grass and farts until well after you've eaten it and put it away again.
>forget about some lemons I had in a plastic bag in the pantry
>they start to rot and go moldy
>spend a few days wondering why my kitchen smells so great
Now I'm kind of tempted to just leave lemons out to rot.
>>7077286
Stale lemons are awesome
When they get too old to be safe to eat, slice 'em up and boil 'em with some star anise and cardamom pods. It's like Andy Tauer came out with a new line of room scents.
>go on /ck/
>smell semen
>try to find the smell
>it was just OP
>>7076765
You don't need to find excuses to tell us that you made a marinade. We're happy for you, and I'm sure you will go somewhere in life where you will be happy you made your own marinade.
>>7077006
I literally started my story with 'several years ago'. I think i was 19 or 20
>>7077040
No one cares about your irrelevant opinion.
>making cannabutter
>smell something that smells like burning metal
>rush over
>turns out all the water in the bottom of the double boiler had boiled away
>double boiler bottom looks scarred
>cannabutter turned from deep green almost to black
Thankfully I got to it before the butter started boiling, nothing of value was lost
>whole family smells a gas leak
>we all panic thinking it's the stove being left on
>it wasnt
>turns out someone left a tub of durian open in the middle of the kitchen
>>7078247
No one cares about yours either faggot
>>7077050
This made me laugh more than it had any fucking right to do so
>>7078401
>tub of durian
Are you asian, by chance?
>>7077040
You sound like a degenerate college hippie that supports Bernie Sanders
>>7076938
Sounds magical bro.
>>7078594
Was that image posted because it looks like feels guy?
>>7078594
they're only real asians if they have a massive sack of rice in the kitchen
