Breakfast, anyone?
this looks so disgusting. I would eat the toast and the mushrooms I guess.
>>7075909
Back bacon desu!
>>7075911
W-what's wrong with everything else senpai?
>>7075940
idk i guess i can be a picky faggot. this combination of food has just always looked so unappealing to me. how do you cook the mushrooms?
>>7075902
Mushrooms need a bit more colour but otherwise 7/10 would eat
>>7075902
Gotta brown those mushrooms off more and add some tomato.
>>7075902
Baled beans for breakfast
Wtf is wrong is English people
They're barely edible for lunch or dinner, who the fuck would want them 1st thing in the morning
>>7076110
Poor countries. If you don't finish your beans, there'll be no blood sausage and potatoes for dessert!
>>7076110
Heinz beans are legit, trust f*a*m
>>7075965
I fry them in the leftover vegetable oil and sausage grease. I do the bacon at the same time
>>7076093
>>7075975
Noted! I like tomato but we had none in. This was for my gf but I'd usually have this with grilled tomato and black pudding
>>7076110
I don't think you've ever head English baked beans? American ones practically come served in syrup I hear but Heinz just come served in a barely sweet tomato sauce. Goes great with a breakfast or just on toast. Absolutely Godly with cheddar melted in.
>>7076312
Sausage grease? Ew.
Pale/10
Also where's the black pudding?
>>7076961
>Also where's the black pudding?
...and the fried tomato?
>>7075902
>No black pudding
>Toast not fried bread
>Baked beans (probably) not fried
Its perfectly edible, but some changes need to be made. I also prefer streaky bacon, but I know most people seem to prefer back bacon, so I wont hold that against you.
>>7076998
>Potatoes
Nope. Not even once. No place for them on an English breakfast
>>7076998
>Cheap, under-cooked sausages
>Tinned tomatoes
I'm not a fan of potato on a breakfast but whatever.
>>7077005
Who said it was an English breakfast?
>>7077016
>I'm just going to pretend to be retarded
Well it's not an Irish, an Ulster, a Scottish or an English. Yet if you remove the potato, it's a full English. So the fact that it exists says it's an English, but with potato.
Argue away.
>>7077021
>Cheap sausages
>Tinned tomato
>Scrambled egg, not fried
>Cold toast
4/10
>>7077028
I thought we already agreed that there was only "The United Kingdom" and none of those made-up regions exist.
>>7077031
You seem to have confused this board for /int/. We're not as retarded here.
>>7077036
>Tinned tomato
>No black pudding
>Cheap sausages
>No bread
Why do you keep posting such shit-tier breakfasts?
>>7077041
>Tinned tomato
>Overcooked bacon
>No black pudding
Just stop.
>>7077037
the bread is over there, man
just look into the picture
>>7075902
>>7077021
>>7077036
>>7077041
>>7077063
Pic. related but missing black pudding.
>>7077067
Under the egg & fried bread on the right. Poor presentation but it's there.
>>7076959
Well, the veg oil I fried the sausages in and whatever came out of the sausages
>>7076961
>>7076966
>>7076970
Gf doesn't like black pud lads
>>7076998 need to sling the potatoes and cook the whites fully on the eggs
>>7077021 decent, scrambled egg looks good, nought wrong with tinned tomatoes but I just don't get the hype over fried bread. And that toast was buttered 2 hours too late
>>7077036 Chopped over plum tomatoes? No thanks. Too many beans as well. Marks for pepper on the egg, shows good taste but there's uncooked white on the top
>>7077041 not bad. Same points apply re: fried bread. Would eat but could be presented better.
>>7077063
>>7077067
Are my favourite in the thread so far
I would smash the back doors out of that egg and finger it's yolk out.
>>7077366
Which egg would that be? You didn't link to an image. Are you new here?
So how many pan do you dirty up for these breakfasts? There's like 5+ items in these meals; if you're only using one pan at a time how do you make it all in time to stay hot?
>genuinely curious I am trying to cook more at home
>>7076110
And the Americans start shitposting.
>>7077035
No, /ck/ is much worse. This board is /b/ levels of awful.
>>7075965
>picky eater
worst kind of person
>>7077771
you get one big griddle or skillet and time everything so it comes out all at once.
>first mushrooms
>then ham and sausage
>then beans
>then egg
if you're not retarded you can get a hot breakfast all together.
Pancake with the following on top:
leafy vegetable
pealed mango
tomato
simmered in coconut oil with garlic salt.
>>7075902
My Full English.
Sorry about the ketchup, ran out of brown sauce.
>>7075902
Looks british mate.
What i had was aerated omlette, prepared my eggs as if you would for a sponge/swiss roll, then cooked it with a lot (well not too much) butter to help make the bottom nice and crisp, while the top was foamy and airy, with a sprinkle of cheese.
was 10/10, looked raw, tasted legit.
>>7077771
I use two but only because I like clean pan for my eggs. I also use a dish in the oven to keep things hot while I finish everything off. Lazy I know
>in one pan cook sausages
>then add mushrooms halfway through
>remove sausage when done and keep warm
>add bacon, start cooking toast
>heat the beans (I use the mic)
>in another pan (Teflon is best IMHO) heat a good bit of oil
>add eggs and cover with a lid
> flip while top whites are still soft
>plate up
>>7078723
Sounds legit. How you cook your omelettes senpai? Do you use the grill/broiler?
>>7079572
Bacon lasts for ages unfrozen. That's the whole freaking point of cured meat. It will last for several weeks in the fridge without being frozen.
>>7079582
It always turns a dull color when I leave it exposed. I thought maybe that isn't normal.
>>7079189
I'm so hungry. I hate you.
>>7079685
1) You're not supposed to leave it exposed bro. Wrap it in plastic or put it in a container of some kind.
2) The process you're describing is the bacon drying out. It's not dangerous and has nothing to do with spoilage, but it does produce a less-than-ideal texture.
>>7075902
Looks good and I would eat it but personally I like my bacon and sausages cooked more. For this reason I always prefer cooking my own breakfast than eating out.
>>7076116
>hating on blood sausage
Amerijew detected
>>7075902
>beans for breakfast
Ew
>>7075902
>tfw had lil links, hot, buttered grits, pancakes with syrup, and scram for breakfast
Good shit.
r8 my breakfast family
>>7075902
How in the world do you have time to make that in the morning?
>>7079808
>Giving him the attention he craves
I obviously don´t belong here ;u;
>>7077028
He.. just made a plate of breakfast items that are common in the western world and you keep on stuttering about English breakfast.
I guess you're the retard here.
>>7075902
>mixing eggs with bacon
>beans at the breakfast
You forgot the grape juice and watermelons, you literal nigger.
>>7082053
Did you drink this with your breakfast
>>7082112
Actually, I drink this for my breakfast xD
This and a cup of coffe
>>7083133
What is it pal? Is that a squash in the background? Is that part of it?
