Things people do with food that Bothers/Pisses you off.
pic related (We get it, you don't like pumpkin pie)
too much salad dressing
>mom pours the bag of chex mix into a bowl
>removes the pieces she likes
>pours the rest back in the bag
>>7074242
its a sad day for the snack food world
>using a utensil to handle a piece of raw meat
>using same utensil to handle cooked food afterwards without washing
whenever people do that i tell them in detail about the time i gave myself food poisoning via cross contamination
food safety and hygiene is important !
>>7074227
>(We get it, you don't like pumpkin pie)
I think it's not about disliking pumpkin pie but liking cream and using the pie as an excuse to have more of the cream.
>>7074260
>using a utensil to handle a piece of raw meat
>using same utensil to handle cooked food afterwards without washing
I do this every single day; grow an immune system, nerd.
>>7074266
we can't all be as strong as we want to be
>>7074266
You've either just been lucky so far or you don't cook much poultry.
>>7074273
I cook a lot of poultry.
I also don't get sick from the occasional bad takeout that takes my roommates out of commission. Weak little baby guts, the lot of you.
When my friend offers me to have some of his special home cooking
>>7074284
>strong gut reporting in
I do the same thing senpai
>>7074266
>>7074273
Not that anon, but when I was a cook, we'd use a spatula to cook chicken breasts on a grill and then transfer it to a container (we'd use them for salads and shit).
We wouldn't use the same spatula to cook on the grill, but we wouldn't wash it before handling the cooked chicken.
Did this literally every day for three and a half years and not a single problem. They probably did it for the 9 years they've been open, too.
>>7074289
>>7074287
>>7074284
>>7074273
>>7074266
>>7074260
foundry-forged iron gut here. any hot sauce, any pepper, straight up raw steaks, but no matter what, something will eventually get you. i got nasty both-end projectiles from a wet burrito once. you never know. cant wait for you filthy idiots who handle finished foods with the shit you handled raw with and earn the same. it will humble you children.
When people baptize things in hot sauce before trying the flavor because "muh hawt sauce"
chewing loudly
being a picky eater
Putting salt in something before they taste it
Especially when you already put tons of salt in it
>>7074356
>baptize
I like that verb for this instance.
>>7074227
Doesn't really involve eating food but is related
When people feel the need to slam themselves into the back of their seat whenever they laugh. JUST FUCKING STOP
>>7074509
>prettymuchallblackwomen.webm
>>7074373
>being a picky eater
this
>>7074227
I can understand not liking pumpkin pie, some people have retarded palettes. But what kind of degenerate loves whipped cream that much?
>>7074227
The proper way to eat pumpkin pie is to leave it for someone else and have a slice of sugar cream or pecan or chocolate instead.
>>7074356
I'm guilty of this with any chili I get, sorry.
>>7078086
>eww, a fruit pie
>Instead have a pie that's pure butter and suga
My dad buys "extra chunky" salsa then runs it through the blender.
>>7074285
Ok, I browsed 4chan enough for today
>>7078166
Pretty sure pumpkin pie is goddamn awful for you too m8
>>7074227
Picky food eaters, people unwilling to try anything outside of what they're used to, and people who serve fuckhuge plates of food.
>>7074227
Thought that was Mecca
[spoiler]I'd eat that if given the chance.
>>7078598
Yeah I think its mostly hfcs
Also studies are showing butter ain't thatbad cos poly unsaturates
>>7078801
>Pumpkin pie is mostly HFCS
>Has never considered the possibility of making your own pumpkin pie
>On a cooking board
I don't recall ever buying HFCS pumpkins, or adding HFCS to my pumpkin pie, but maybe your grandmothers recipe is weird idk
>>7074285
Saved
>>7078591
WHAT
>>7074227
But pumpkin pie is fucking delicious.
Is it because most people can't be assed to make proper pie filling and use that disgusting canned shit?
>>7079000
Link to proper filling?
>>7079009
This is the one I used and everyone who tasted it loved it.
http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/suzannes_old_fashioned_pumpkin_pie/
It's a shame I can't make good pie crust to save my life.
>tfw I haven't made any this year
>>7074285
Somebody post the screencaps of the /k/ meetup where a guy brought cum brownies
>>7078801
>HFCS in pumpkin pie
What?
>>7079023
>>7076085
Kill yourself
>>7078801
>Pumpkin pie
>Mostly hfcs
The implications. The implications of it all.
>>7078750
Underrated post
>putting ketchup on icecream
>>7078750
Kek'd
>>7079044
why is it so yellow?
>>7079100
Semen turns kinda yellow when you cook it.
>>7074237
>go to hibachi restaurant
>get a salad before the meal
>the dressing is literally filling up half the bowl
>it's basically ginger soup with lettuce and carrot garnish
I like ginger dressing but what the fuck. Who wants that?
>>7078801
pecan pie is typically made with dark corn syrup too
>>7078750
I don't get it.
>>7079100
Because it's fake and he even admitted later on in the thread that it was just some cream shit and he shopped the cock in.
>>7079044
That shit is way too white to be semen
>>7079896
It was a joke. I'm tired of people posting that picture.
The guy even admitted it was a joke in the thread.
>>7074237
>too much salad dressing
>implying you can have too much italian
>People who pour ketchup/dressings directly onto their food instead of putting a bit on the side
>>7079970
>italian
Italian is like a vinaigrette. That's clearly thousand island or something.
>>7079092
this makes me so mad
>>7080387
Mad, you serious? I laughed. Don't go all preachy on me about starving people could have eaten that bread or some shit like that
>>7079212
God that's the only time I don't mind too much dressing I could drink that shit
>>7080282
Because maybe 5% of all garbage threads are actually about cooking and maybe 1% of those end up having a reasonable, civil discussion about food and cooking without devolving into retarded fast food, MURRICA SO FAT and YUROP vs. MURICA argumentative shitposting asshattery.
>>7080756
>ketchup on ice cream
I stopped caring a long ago, but small things that still bug me:
>mom pours down cheese in garlic-and-oil spaghetti, after shredding it in a thousand pieces
>nephew drowns burger in ketchup
>a certain vegetarian friend who picks onion, broccoli and other vegetable pieces out of food
>>7079044
Jesus Christ I forgot how much of a faggot Zed is.
Getting toast crumbs on the butter
Leaving leftovers in the fridge for longer than 2 days
Not properly folding the bag of cereal or crackers inside its box.
Not rinsing of condiment bottles that get messy, leaving mustard on the outside nozzle.
Leaving a little amount of food, where it is not enough for a serving, finish it off already!
Not rinsing off plate as soon as one is finished
Not placing napkin on lap before one begins eating...even if at Burger King
>>7080949
Depending on what it is, leftovers usually last much longer than two days. Also you should not be eating in any sort of position where crumbs could fall onto your lap.
>>7080961
I know leftovers keep longer, it has to do with any smell that might permeate and the space it takes up.
And I don't care how tidy one claims to eat their food, there are almost always remnants of crumbs on one's shirt or lap. But it is more than crumbs...could be too much mayo on a sandwich, splooging out onto one's lap. It is best to cover your lap.
I was at a nice fine dining restaurant with my aunt, and cousins one evening. Everyone but my female cousin placed their napkins on their lap as soon as we sat at the table (it is what you are supposed to do) and since my cousin neglected to place her napkin on her lap...the server took her napkin off of her plate, whipped it out of it's folded origami and layed it upon her lap as though she was an infant, I was embarrassed for her.
>>7080987
That's pretty rude of the server, and unless it was part of some written conditions of dining in that restaurant they have no business telling you how to eat if you aren't disturbing others.
I never use napkins at all and somehow manage to not spill food on myself or get it all over my face, I think most people are just very careless.
>>7081014
I thought it was a bit snotty of the server too, it was a very upscale fine dining establishment. I have never known of anywhere having a mandatory policy of napkins on the lap, but I was always taught that is how you eat, with one's lap covered, however neat one may be.
I have kids, and we are sometimes hurried, it is amazing how funky my dining table can get in such a short amount of time. I've seen my 5 year old end up with crumbs in his hair. Ugh.
>>7081046
I hadn't considered kids, I guess that's understandable.
>>7074285
>>7074273
I live in country that actually keeps good track of their poultry and risk of salmonella is almost zero.
>>7074227
I LOVE PUMPKIN PIE. ...and sweet potato+ pumpkin pie... and banana cream pie... pecan pie...and i STILL would fucking smother the hell out of them with whip cream . toss in a scoop of ice cream too. MORE cream
>>7074227
Any "cooking" that involves boxes, cans, mixes and bottles of prepared shit. If you're going to cook have at it. If you're just going to heat up a bunch of prepared shit you've "creatively" mixed together that's fine, too, but don't serve it to me.
>>7082532
I'd wager everyone who serves you food always makes certain to add a few special ingredients.
>>7082582
Doubt it. All of my friends cook from scratch. Family is another matter, and I'm always polite and gracious when eating some of the abominations they serve. That's how I developed the aversion to "semi homemade" kind of cooking. I grew up with a mother who cooked from scratch about half the time. Unsurprisingly half of the dishes she made were good to great, and the other half sucked. It didn't take too long to figure out why.
I have one friend that puts ketchup on chili cheese fries. Makes me mad every time
>>7074227
>good steak
>steak sauce
Comeonson.jpg
>>7074227
Using milk when making mashed potatoes instead of butter
>>7074285
>Natural Harvest
My sides.
>>7082532
I also slaughter my own cows
