r8 my NEET life, faggots
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>>7073600
this makes me want cute boxed wine and pilled caffeine
>>7073600
Better post at rk9 too much calories fatlord
>>7073631
fuck off, faggot, u jelly?
>>7073602
Dr. Oetker is legit
why do you need caffeine pills if you are a NEET. I have them, but I use them cause i'm hilariously overworked. otherwise boxed wine + watching bourdain 10/10 NEET life. only thing you're missing is some bottom shelf rum/whiskey/vodka/gin.
>>7073636
By zoomin in pic u are fat
Did you buy every appliance you own at Marshalls/Ross, or just your knives, spice rack, and cheese grater?
>>7073679
haha it's my parents you faggot! i dint buy nothing!
>>7073600
Why did you add more cheese, tubby?
>>7073636
I see ur fat reflection lardlorde
that crust isn't cooked in the slightest
put that fucker back in, and get the fuck out
>>7073636
I love how neets think their lives aren't pathetic.
>>7073600
Congrats, you managed to bring the pizza up to room temp.
>>7073702
i'm married to a plilipina gurl btw haha irk so random xD
>>7073701
fuck you faggot it was already too hard on the bottow, dont talk shit if you weren't there
>>7073602
Nice gut faglord, enjoy that heart attack in your mid 30s
>>7073710
in that case, you're cooking it incorrectly
let me guess, you forgot to ventilate the underside by using a tray with holes in it?
Not to mention of all the herbs and seasonings, you chose fucking blue cheese
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>7073710
>dont talk shit if you weren't there
lol
>>7073600
Not here to rate your life, only to see your eats
Pizza is a bit undercooked but apparently you added a cheese, so kudos to you.
What kind is it? Gouda with cumin or pepper?
Lack of glass in the picture. Don't know this wine, but I will only say good wines are often cheap ones.
Are pills part of your diner?
8/10 would prefer a better presentation.
>>7073602
fatty fatty fatty
>>7074006
the bottle clearly warps his abdomen though
>>7074014
You're gross and fat, stop rationalizing and put a shirt on
>>7073600
>eating food while you watch food and cooking shows
I hope there aren't faggots in this world that actually do this.
>>7074006
holy shit he looks fat as fuck
>>7074017
But I'm not OP
>>7074006
Bros... is this dude wearing a cape and eye mask?
>>7073691
That's just Anthony Bourdain lmao
>>7073600
0/10 because you're a NEET.
>>7074006
Randy?
>>7073600
Very clean for a NEET, keep it up!
>>7074006
Just remember: these are the people giving you advice on food on this board.
Not bad man
Pretty comfy/10
>>7074389
You know this man? Tell us about Randy
>>7073600
The pizza looks undercooked.
Grow up, get some exercise, and start eating gooder. You might even make some money.
>>7074733
No one cared who he was until he put on the fat.
>>7075342
lmao
>>7074006
top kek
>>7073673
THIS
What on Earth would you ever use them for?
>>7073600
Is that Giuseppe pizza any good? I think it's new.
So I have 60k in the bank. I did my expenditures over the last year. Everything together came out to 11k in living costs. I quit my job and decided to just live on the 60k for five years. I'll start looking for work in three years or so. I handed in my two weeks notice last week, so I'll be done soon enough.
I'll be weird, having five years of doing nothing.
>>7075628
>decided to live on 60k for five years
>will look for a job in 3
So, 3 years?
That's also a shit way of doing things, you'll live as a 20-30k person for the next decade. Also your resume, whatever it may have been, will automatically become dogshit when it has a 3 year gap in employment.
>I've been shitposting on 4chan and jerking it to obscure anime for the past 3 years
>>7075634
>Also your resume, whatever it may have been, will automatically become dogshit when it has a 3 year gap in employment.
He could just volunteer once every few months for about two years, then do completely nothing for one. The blank year could be a "sabbatical."
>>7074006
FATASS BTFO
>>7076605
I wouldnt hire someone who took a year sabbatical just for fun. Id assume at some point youd take off on me
>>7075628
>having five years of doing nothing.
Why would you want to do this?
Can you keep your job and blow the 60k on therapists?
this is a new pasta this guy posted on r9k
I've never seen wine in a carton before, niiiiice.
>>7076931
what seriously?
it's the punchline of at least one joke in every sitcom I've ever watched.
