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>be line cook
>wiping down chopping board nice and fast
>forget that knife is there
>ouch
>tfw the knives got sharpened that morning
> be working working as line cook
> dish washer is doing rounds picking up dirty prep plates
> didn't hear him call out because deaf in left ear
> bump into him
> lose footing
> hand + hot pan isn't fun
On the bright side, my hand smelled like Italian food for a week
>>7070431
>normal person
"OW FUCK! I cut myself! Where are the bandaids, oh god washing this out is gonna sting fuuuuuuuuuck"
>line cook
SNAPCHAT NIGGA LOLOLOLOLOL
>>7070446
Hey get a life nerd
>>7070431
Was cutting up hotdogs to throw into a hobo fried rice and I was being careless and wasn't holding the hotdogs correctly and the knife slipped and i almost cut my entire thumbtip off.
>>7070446
err... the photo's from this morning, the cut happened last night
kill yourself thanks
>>7070431
>bussing tables
>whack a dirty plate onna trashcan to remove food waste
>plate shatters in my hand
>slice
>right thumb permanently disfigured.
Coworker said "it looks like your thumb got circumcised"
Funny, but I couldn't work for almost a month, careful out there boys
>just FOH things
>>7070502
>not "just expo things"
It's like you're not even BOH. Those cunts don't spike their own tickets.
>>7070506
Damn ... at least the blade is sharp.
>>7070506
>I'll just stab this avocado while keeping it in my hand
>what's the worst that could happen
>>7070506
>stabbing yourself with a 1 dollar serrated steak knife
dumb as fuck
>>7070566
>getting a knife that sharp for 1 dollar
deal of the century, his hand is a small price to pay to make a find like that
>>7070506
dat titty tho
>>7070595
Nice obsvervation...
Hot Oil splash back.
>>7070503
Wouldn't that be nice?
>>7071057
oh god i want to put a sterilised needle in that so bad
>>7071119
so sexy
Have no pics but i worked at an asian restaurant couple of years ago, managed to dip two fingers in the fryer
>>7070431
Is being fat an injury
>>7071057
I did that to my thumb, and when it healed I just remember being unable to stem the bleeding and getting it fucking everywhere
>>7070431
>tfw you know that feel
>tfw you've skinned the end of your right thumb down to the bumpy flesh multiple times
You lose 60% of the dexterity in your hand.
