What's the best topping on a 'za, and why is it delicious 'roni?
>>7066810
I enjoy queef on mine
>>7066810
>Not bell peppers, red onions and pepperoni
Fuck you, you fucking cretin. I hope you have ground sea salt fucking fisted into your anal fissure you got from a night of getting fucked by Tyrone, you cum guzzling piece of human shit.
But seriously throw some veggies on there and its perfect
>>7066817
>Bell peppers
If you really want to ruin your 'za you could just throw it on the ground.
You wouldn't have to pay extra
>>7066810
'roni
shake my head familia, the only people who get pepperoni are those trying to cater to the one guy who is a picky little scat, who keks everyone from good toppings like 'utto and 'shrooms.
Don't be that guy!
Can you get gabagool on pizza somewhere?
I like mushrooms olive and jalapeno
>>7066819
>bell peppers
>ruining anything
>ever
get bent you fucking faggot
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvYOSuz8yG4
I like Hawaiian pizza (ham/bacon and pineapple). I have no idea if they actually eat this in Hawaii, but that combination of salty, savory, and sweet is so delightful.
I also like a slice of plain once in a while. Shake the chilis on top and enjoy a "traditional" slice of the good stuff.
I live in Hong Kong now (from New York), so my current pizza situation is less than ideal. Sure all the other food is pretty good, but sometimes you need pizza, dammit.
>>7066820
>'shrooms
If I wanted to eat mold, i'd breed it myself
Pineapple, jalapenos and bacon
>>7066833
>Pineapple
Okay this is actually just terrible.
Pineapple is literally ruining a pizza.
I enjoy a good 'roni 'za once in a while
I prefer regular ham though
>>7066835
Another pleb tongue who can't handle sweet on his palate
Anyone tried Bearnaise on a pizza?
hows my pizza familia?
I'm just gonna put out a straight fact here familia
If you disagree then you have questionable taste
Green olives > black olives
>>7066857
undercooked
>>7066858
i'd rather eat one of Guy's frozen dinners than eat an olive
>>7066845
>>7066863
Guy's frozen dinners are good tbqfhwuf
I am a monster who puts bothe white and red onion on pizza, with garlic, bell peppers and sausage
>>7066866
are those potato dinosaurs
![mac-645x477[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pnao0XF.jpg "mac-645x477[1].jpg")
>>7066810
>roni on za.
Mushrooms
Sausage
Peppers
In most cases, that will be the best combination.
In vegas theres some place that does Fried chicken and ground beef. Now that was a good 'za tbhfam nomisayin
>>7066872
>fake 'ronis
>>7066810
A place near me did a delicious buffalo chicken pizza
>'za
Thread hidden. I prefer spag bol, anyway.
>>7066888
thats a red flag that you may be white trash
>>7066891
>being a pleb
cheese, cheese, cheese and cheese.
cheese masta race
>>7066899
4cheese or 1cheesex4?
>>7066892
not quite
>>7066904
hey its me your brother
What if as a 'za topping, we use bagel pizza bites or those miniature pocket pizzas on top of a regular pizza? woahoho dudes
>not eating squid, shrimp, sausage and steak pizza with cream cheese, cranberry and nuts filled crust
>>7066942
gross
fucking asians
>>7066810
banana peppers and jalapenos w/ extra cheese
I had some za called bianca or something and it was just bread with salt on it but damn it taste good.
roni is good but so is cacciatori or hungarian salami or whatever practically any sausage really. I dunno if roni is best because all sausage is good desu.
How about this senpai
You take a pizza
Then you put cheese
Then you put pepperoni
And then you end of with more cheese on top
Should I make this today?
>>7066942
>shrimp
>sausage
>sausage
>kitkats
>yogurt
>apple sauce
???
>>7066961
The crust filling gives two choices, either cream cheese cranberry and nuts, or apple and cinamon
salmon and onions
didn't realize this wasn't an option in the US until I tried to order it at pizza hut
>>7066857
I worked in that company's factory, pizza area, making those. You had to wear a hardhat because they would fall off of the conveyer belts overhead and hit you. Don't support dangerous workplaces.
I used to pick them off the floor and put them back on the line.
Sausage mushroom pepper is my go too pizza
Between plain[spoiler]cheese [/spoiler ] or pepperoni I'd always choose plain you can at least do shit with it over having it ruined by pepperoni
>>7066918
aight let's trade knives
> people willingly do this to a pizza
>>7066810
incorrect, it is in fact mushrooms.
pepperoni can be good but 99% of the time I order it the pepperoni is all soft and shit.
If it came crispy like on OPs pic it would be good.
also, I had a pizza hut pepperoni pizza about 5 years ago which was literally dripping with grease and it really put me off.
>>7066857
Looks like Freddy Kruger
>>7067071
>putting fungus in your body
>>7066810
Is there a pizza under that cheese? Can' t tell.
>>7067086
It's hard to find a good spicy pepperoni nowadays
>>7066833
>Reddit: The Pizza
>mushrooms
>good sausage
>olives
das it
>>7066810
>'za
>'ronni
This meme is so bad I can't help but laugh
>>7067523
>olives
jesus fuck no
>>7067530
fite me
>>7067530
child
I top my 'za with 'roni and another 'roni 'za on top. Double decker 'za GOAT
>>7066810
I don't like pepperoni on pizza, it makes the pizza way too greasy. I prefer Italian sausage instead.
>>7067559
just drain the pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Lv8irN66U
>>7067650
'ron
>>7066810
No.
It's fresh mozzarella, Oregano and tomato slices you uncultured fucks.
>>7067656
>tomato slices
just fuck my pizza up familia
>>7067659
This. Sundried tomatos are okay tho
What do you think about putting both fresh mozzarella and regular mozzarella on a pizza?
>>7066833
This nigga knows what's up.
>>7067671
>>7066857
Canadian Bacon and Bacon. It's amazing. Several different hues of swine.
>'mato
>'zarella
>basil
>'live oil
-> pizza
>>7067758
pretty good 'za senpai
>>7066810
Bacon is gradually climbing to the top of my list. It's so versatile.
>>7067773
>senpai
faggot.
>>7067922
memefood
>>7067931
>memefood
faggot.
>>7066810
>'za
I'm glad the meme I created here on /ck/ is propagating so well.
Thanks guys.
'roni
'shrooms
'apples
'rella
'gano
'mato
'eese
'lives
'penos
'chovies
>>7067990
>'penos
like it anon.
crumble sausage and bell pepper
GOD TIER
>Black Olives
>Italian Sausage
>Mushrooms
High Tier
>Artichoke
>Pepperoni
>Tuna
can't be arsed to list the rest lmao
>>7068006
You're almost there anon.
GOD TIER
>'lives
>'sage
>'shrooms
High Tier
>'choke
>'roni
>'na
>>7067970
You are ´come
>>7067970
>I created
sure thing bud
>>7066815
Queef, lol I lold.
>>7068260
Thank You for the recognition.
>>7068021
Thank You.
>>7066958
>senpai
cunt
>>7067676
>>>/reddit?
cunt
>>7068260
faggot
>>7068329
faggots arguing.......
>Replace sauce with pesto
>Add chicken and bacon
My favorite kind of pizza.
mushrooms and peppers
'Napple master race.
>>7066810
thats not sausage
>>7066942
Translated from Korean:
"Hearty star edge topping king pizza"
"Secret topping"
1. Shrimp & squid
2. home made sausage
3. Bacon steak?
4. steak
5. Cream cheese and cranberry nuts
6. Apple cinnamon.
Where 5 and 6 are choices.
>>7067067
looks like it is a glass piece and has been dropped.
>>7066810
I <3 my 'za with xtra 'roni and 'eese
'ometimes when I;m feelin' wild I'll 'dd a little bit on 'lapeno and 'MSG
You deserve to be beaten and raped if you answered pineapple.
>>7068661
I'm sorry you can't handle superior tastes
>>7067067
looks delicious
you elite shitlord
>>7067071
nailed it
![marcos-meat-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ajZ5ulF.jpg "marcos-meat-2[1].jpg")
1st)pepperoni
2nd)bacon
3rd)ham
4th)Jalapeno(and lots of it)
5th)beef
6)sriracha and or Tabasco(chipotle)
7)Vinegar
8)salami
9)more cheese
10)cry more elitist cu/ck/s
sausage if it's good sausage and not the farmer john's garbage that every national chain gives you
>>7066873
Replace the peppers with olives and you have my go to pizza, sometimes get it with white rather than red sauce
There are people in this topic right now who would get legitimately offended by me liking pineapple on pizza.
> Sucuk (spicy garlic sausage from turkey)
> green paprika
> regular yellow cheese like gauda
> feta cheese
anchovies are good.
>>7069102
Saved to fuck with autists
try some anchovies
>>7066867
To be quite frankly honest with u senpai?
>>7066810
Best pizza I ever ate (pic related) had a classic homato/ham/mozzarella topping.
In the middle of cooking (I assume but haven't tried doing it yet) they add an egg in the middle, so that there's a runny yolk you can pop.
Just after it's cooked, a big spoonful of creme fraiche+oregano.
It's basically impossible to eat it without knife and fork, but it's fucking delicious.
>>7069342
>pepperoni causes cancer
Just like breathing
>>7068905
This sounds amazing, minus the memeracha.
I normally get sausage and jalapenos, or sausage, pepperoni and jalapenos.
>>7066810
I like a combination of cured meat, preferably country ham, roasted red peppers and onions, and some kind of peppery green tossed on after its done cooking, with plenty of provolone.
>>7069304
>Egg on pizza
Fuck. You.
Stupid fucking fatass cunt.
>>7069760
>toppings on a pizza
>get angry
Well you're just a fun person aren't you
>>7069930
It's called autism and it's not his fault.
>>7069304
That's an Aussie pizza. Google it if you don't believe me.
>>7069760
>bacon and eggs on a pizza
>a bad thing
Anyone try cooking anything into the outer crust? i tried cooking pepperoni and and string cheese, i'd just fold it over. I think I'll try something new like pizza bites or chicken tendies cut into strips into my crust next time.
Also, any success with a pretzel crust anyone?
>>7066833
>>7066843
>>7070054
I've seen pizza with egg and Crème fraîche in France, seemed to be pretty common there.
>>7067553
Top tier 'za
>>7068884
I'm not commenting on the frozen pizza and pepperoni, I'm just commenting on the way the cunt has been cut
>>7066810
Thin crust, Alfredo sauce, pepperoni, pineapples, green bell peppers. Hold the cheese.
>>7071777
'roni-topped tier 'za
>>7069760
no fuck you, buddy
egg on pizza is delicious
I know this is straight shitposting but I love this thread
>>7071777
Czeched
GOAT 'za confirmed
>>7066810
>za
>roni
i just want to beat the living shit out of you
>>7069116
Sucuk is alright but gouda is pleb tier and has no business anywhere near pizza. It doesn't even melt well and seperates at high heat.
A pepperoni pie from Little Caesars. $5 and I get my shit pizza fix for the month. No waiting or ordering either. Plus it can be reheated in a skillet the next day to give it some semblance of a crispy crust.
>>7072753
heh... good... luck... kid
>>7066810
'ite 'za is the goat 'za
baka
>>7066870
those are clearly dino nuggets
featuring aftermarket ronis and moozarella
Mushrooms are a must.
Closely followed by Italian sausage and salami.
>>7068905
10/10
>>7066842
>I enjoy a good 'roni 'za once in a while
add some 'shrooms and some 'chovies and it's a date
>>7073171
she looks like the kind of girl you were "just friends with" but rejected sexually when you were young because you had stupid ideas about the perfect woman, and you regretted doing that for the rest of your life
>>7073171
Such a nice looking pipe, shame for it to be wasted on some hipster chick.
>>7073251
>hipster
stop
>calling it 'za
And you people wonder why you have no friends
>>7073283
only hipsters get mad about "hipster" being overused. Sorry he didnt choose a more hip word you fucking hipster.
>>7073318
sorry if not being fucking clueless makes me a hipster to you, you fucking basement dwelling NEET
>>7073321
>fucking clueless
Hipster confirmed.
Chicken
Spinach
Green peppers
Bacon
Vinaigrette
>>7073321
>basement dweller
>NEET
yeah those things arent overused at all. Gosh, youre so, like, clueless.
>>7066810
My own Hawaiian, Pepperoni, sausage (don't like pizza ham) and pineapple. Mushrooms, too, if I can afford it.
Barring that, chicken and spinach with garlic.
