Gonna be ordering Indian food for the first time tomorrow. What do you suggest I try?
Try their curry.
>>7059410
Lamb or goat vindaloo, puri, and a mango lassi
You will not be disappointed
>>7059410
Chicken pakora starter
Chicken Madrass
Sag Aloo
Pilau Rice
Keema Naan
How well can you handle spicy flavors? I love Korma personally, very mild but rich flavor. For something spicier Vindaloos are great. Remember most indian places rice comes seperate, get Pilau rice and a Naan.
Lamb or chicken are the best meats, though beef is usually available too
You should order the thali. If they don't do a thali you should go somewhere else.
>>7059455
I can handle spicy foods pretty well.
>>7059497
I've seen that a lot on /pol/
Do they really shit in the street?
>>7059509
yes
>>7059518
Why is that? Isn't India one if the richer countries?
>>7059521
Toilet witches
>>7059521
No, the shanty towns are libertarian paradises though
DESIGNATED
>>7059521
Because of massive poverty.
>>7059521
There are plenty of billionaires but there are still tons of slums. Some people are basically slaves. It's how trickle down economics works
>>7059524
lol desu
>>7059410
Literally anything else.
>>7059521
They will be a superpower by 2020
Methi paratha
Cholay
Palak paneer
Aloo kulcha
Murgh makhani
Lamb korma
Good all round intro to flavours, if they have a tandoor and you get the chance, peshwari naan is great.
>>7059540
This.
Look at your future Murrica.
Someday you too will poop on the streets with careless abandon.
>>7059410
When they say spicy, they MEAN it. Don't try and be a badass, just choose a mild to medium spice level to start out with. Most every sauce is going to be good, choose something that sounds tasty.
Be aware that many are named very simply by their ingredients, i.e. paneer = firm cheese cubes, palak = spinach, pakora = dipped in chickpea batter and then fried.
I dunno how your local Indian place does it, but when mine offers goat it's large chunks with the bones still in. So watch for that.
Mango lassi is the best. Also if you want a dessert at the end both khulfi (sort of frozen fruit and nut sorbet) and kheer (spiced creamy rice pudding) are the foods of the gods.
Their are multiple problems with indian food, first the rice, they always put stupid shit in the rice when rice should be neutral, like peas or fake saffron, it's an excuse to charge more.
Second is that it all tastes the same and looks like poo.
There's nothing appealing about it.
>>7059417
This. Also order a naan bread.
>>7059866
nice meme
>>7059866
okay? enjoy your boring rice
>>7059410
Butter chicken
Butter Chicken, Rogan Josh (lamb), Tandoori Chicken, Samosa, Dosa, Pav Bhaji, Wazwan
>>7059417
This is a great suggestion. I love goat vindaloo. But, if you don't like bones in your meat, skip the goat and go for the lamb. Idk about Indian places where you live, but here the goat is always bone-in.
My other two favorite dishes are Baigan Bharta (eggplant), and Vegetable Korma. Kormas are usually mild, but you can always ask for it to be spicy if you like your food with some heat, but those are two of the best veg curries, IMO.
>>7059410
They know me at my local Indian dive. I always skip the 1 to 5 shit and go with the secret power levels. If I am gonna eat like a local, don't water down the experience!
>>7059410
If they have it, get some pulled tea, that shit is dank as fuck.
>>7059866
>me no like thing because reasons
Great post, can we get a sticky?
>>7059410
Lamb biryani
Peshwari naan
Lamb samosa
>>7061428
Who eats broccoli with their spaghetti?
>>7059410
Butter chicken is always a favourite. Get a piece of naan and some rice to go with and you have a meal that will render you happily comatose.
And get it hot, you fucking pussy.
Also, lamb vindaloo.
>>7059410
Garlic Naan and something spicy
>>7062833
Moreover, who just boils brocolli and does nothing else with it? I love me some ham, cheese brocolli pasta with nutmeg, but fuck on it's own it's just like green
Oh man.... I work at an Indian food truck garlic naan is so fuckin good bro. Garlic naan and God no butter chicken is terrible compared to what's out there. Lamb vindaloo for sure. Mango lassies are literally like yoghurt milk and some mango puree
lmao enjoy shit stained diahrrea curry. Most of the indian chefs wipe with their hands and cook without even washing.
>>7059410
I love biryani. It's essentially indian fried rice.
>>7063149
It's Indian American, so it's fine.
You really think they are wise tab literally shy other restaurant/fast food joint?
Pepto Bismol
>>7059897
It's supposed to be boring, a filler with so called spicy food. It should be neutral letting out the flavors of that poo shit the indians call food.
>>7059970
If you like goat you'd go much better with jamacian goat curry, that stuff kicks ass way better than some indian poo.
>>7061216
I stickied yer mum last night babby.
