I fucking love the fatty, oversauced msg-covered chicken in Chinese takeout orders. What weakness foods does /ck/ have?
>>7059246
alternatively these, pepperoni flavor
Only eat it on rare occasions.
None because I'm not a fat American piece of shit with no self control
>>7059255
LMFAO this guy...
Archer likes taco bell
>>7059246
Same. General tso's, kung pao, sesame chicken are all my jam. I love them so much I unfortunately never try any other things on the takeout menu.
>>7059255
you.are.so.COOL
>>7059246
Noodles and rice? But why?
White pasta with greasy tomato sauce.
>>7059246
rice AND noodles? fucking disgusting. so are most chinese food in general.
wish there was more variety in asian takeouts near me
all i have is either chinese or japanese.
would like to try some korean and indian
artichokes with butter and lemon.
i fucks with sushi tempura
Mozzarella sticks
I fucking know it is just shitty string cheese fried but fuck me I love the fucking little devils
These
Literally just keep eating until I am about to vomit. Fuck me they're perfect. Keep 'em in the fridge
>>7059296
genius! genius! archer likes
>>7059291
I haven't found a good Chinese takeout place in town. Seriously.
I've drive around the area and didn't see any, and I've checked Yelp but there aren't any listed.
>>7059246
anything made by my mommy.
>>7059304
m a r i n a r a
>>7059336
Fucking
Delicious
I fucking hate Jack in the box for discontinuing their mozzarella sticks and that spicy/zesty marinara sauce.
I say to my self I'll only have a couple, but then I end up eating like 20 of them things. And I always start off with the green ones cause I don't like the color.
>be pretty fit and stick to a 1600 cal a day diet
>buy pizza and instantly kill 4 slices in an hour even if I had a big breakfast or something
>>7059355
if you are eating 1600 calories a day you are not fit, you are Auschwitz mode.
Buffalo wings
>>7059374
It's probably a girl
It probably doesn't want to exercise because "I'll get all muscley"
It probably has cottage cheese thighs because it didn't put the lotion on its skin
>>7059355
>4 slices in an hour
Is that supposed to be alot? Unless you're eating some American style grease pizza then that's not unreasonable
when i c dat papa j's coupon it's all ovr boi
>>7059382
3500 calories a day here. I can kill 4 slices of Amerilard pizza in 10 minutes, and do when I have to eat pizza, and then some
If I have a choice about what I'm eating, pizza is rare, but a lot of people I know love pizza so sometimes compromises have to be made
They're always like
>how do you not get fat, it's genetics lol
No, it's 10 hours of cardio and 4 hours of lifting a week. I don't like to talk about it with non-exercise people though, because they take it as a personal attack. So I just go lol yeah I have good jeans XD XD im so lucky XD
>>7059381
True true. Didn't think about females when they say fit. Your response is both humourous and informative. Thank you.
>>7059334
your mommy made me cum last night
Springies and Rangoonies!
>>7059331
Do you live in the middle of nowhere?
>>7059255
>lying on the internet
I bet you also make more than $100,000 a year right? Why do you feel the need to lie so much?
>>7059289
No it's not, rice and noodles are good together nigga
>>7059381
>mfw girls don't want to get muscles
>tfw no loving muscular amazon to dominate me
Feels like shit man
>>7059428
It's really not uncommon to earn more than $100k a year. Most people in their 30s are earning in that range. 4chan is old enough that there are a lot of 30somethings who post regularly.
>>7059445
Plus $100k really isn't that much in the grand scheme of things.
Yeah, it's a lot to someone who's single and making minimum wage, but for the average family with kids, car payments, mortgage, normal monthly expenses, etc. it's really not a lot.
Pic very related.
>>7059381
Your post doesn't really make sense, but I eat around that much and exercise. I look normal.
>>7059538
>Your post doesn't really make sense,
Girls use less calories than guys. Everything else he said also made plenty of sense and can easily be observed in the wild.
>>7059441
Just kill me now
>>7059510
>salt on pizza rolls
brah.....
>>7059441
>>7059560
She doesn't even have to be muscular. I just need an Amazonian giantess to dominate and humiliate me.
>tfw 6'3
Why live?
>weakness foods used to be cheeseburgers and fried chicken
>became vegetarian
>>7059355
I ate a whole spicy pizza from Pizza Hut and an order of hot wings in like am hour once and then puked it up 2 hours later
2 days later was when I went vegetarian....
I've never blamed the meat but I can't control myself with it.
>>7059246
Fuck you anon! It's same for me, but I hate thinking about it. I can eat general tso and sweet and sour chicken for days(with noodles or rice of course).
>>7059581
The only time I've ever seen girls taller than me was when I saw a college girls basketball team all shopping at the supermarket together. Most of them were really cute too, it was awesome.
>>7059595
>I ate a whole spicy pizza from Pizza Hut and an order of hot wings in like am hour once and then puked it up 2 hours later
The worst thing about eating so much pizza you throw up is that your vomit is so thick you need to kind of force it out and it's like shitting out of your throat.
>>7059255
Oh WOW, pls sign my tits
>>7059611
God I hate remembering that
>>7059255
>HURRR DURRR MURICANS SO FAT AMIRITE?!?!?!
>>7059390
Wow, you're so big and strong! A better person than both fatties and skeletons because you eat more than you need and spend hours burning it off.
Hot pockets, I'm ashamed. I once ate a 12 pack in less than 2 hours.
pho is good for you right? because I eat it at least twice a week
>>7059650
jesus christ, how much sodium is that?
>>7059650
>I once ate a 12 pack in less than 2 hours.
Same here. I injected 2 marijuana reefers and I just couldn't stop eating them. They were also my roommates, so I felt extra ashamed afterward
>>7059668
A whole lot, I felt absolutely disgusting after for two days. I couldn't look my coworkers in the eyes for awhile.
>>7059665
i hope so senpai i'm right there with ya
>>7059691
i don't care about myself*
FTFY
>>7059334
kek shut yer butt lil man
>>7059246
The whole "smothered fries" category. Carne asada fries, disco fries, poutine, chili cheese fries, carnitas fries, fries royale, jazz fries, brutus salads. Put a six pack in me and as far as I'm concerned there is no higher expression of the culinary arts than to cover a plate of fried potatoes in something else that's also tasty.
>>7059665
Going with my gf to eat pho for the first time tomorrow, what should I get
>>7059611
well time to never gorge myself on pizza ever again
>>7059427
No, I live in a city of about a million people, but there really is almost nothing good to eat here.
We have a bunch of chain places, but that's about it.
Like there's a Panda Express if I want Chinese, but there isn't much diversity in the menu.
And it's not just Chinese food, either. It's a coastal city with no decent sushi place, only one good seafood place, and no place to get a good burger.
We have a diner that was on Diner's Drive-ins, and Dives, but they close at 2PM every day so you can't go there for dinner.
>>7059765
Beef. If they don't have good beef pho they aren't worth it.
>>7059577
You don't salt your rolls? Do you add anything at all to them?
>>7059791
Is it better to try and keep it down, or bring it out? Because either way, your throat is gonna be burnt by acid for a good long while afterward.
>>7059822
Where the fuck do you live? You said a million people so its not like !b/ is gonna come find you.
>>7059387
as long as you never pay full price
t. papa john's employee
>>7059255
so you have no preferences of food? no favorites? what a sad life.
>>7059822
Diner's Drive-in's and Divas? Great!
You might consider moving up from Guy Fagiery.
Sambar Soup.
I go to my favorite Indian place and I'll fill up on it. Its odd too because it's vegetarian and soup, I usually don't like either of those things.
I just can't stop eating them. Ate a 5 pound bag once. ;_;
>>7059291
Better to make your own indian desu
Just get how to make chicken/lamb/fish tikka then start making sauces
>Decide to start going to the gym because I am 250lbs of fat
>Find a reasonably priced one close to me
>Start going to it after weeks of routine planning and dietary planning
>First few times I go I walk past an old style sweet shop on the way
>Selling old style hard candy like lemon drops or blueberry balls, soft gummies etc
>I love this shit
>Can't resist anymore
>Gradually start 'treating' myself to bags of sweets after progressively smaller workouts
>Reach the point where I buy 3 or 4 bags of sweets and just go to workout for 4 minutes
>People at the gym start making fun of me
>Start saying things like ''this fatty always has blue balls and not just because no woman will fuck him''
>Get known as ''The Meaty Sweety where every day is a Cheaty''
>Have to quit the gym as I am GAINING weight fast
Feels terrible. Food will always be my master
these fuckers. So tangy and spicy and horrible but I can't control myself. Gotta just buy mini bags when I do eat them for better self control.
>>7060078
get out of here meaty sweety
>>7059355
>not eating 650 kcal a day
Fucking whale.
>>7060078
>The Meaty Sweety where every day is a Cheaty
>>7060078
Gtfo meaty sweaty.
>>7059255
You saw the thread topic and got so triggered that you had to be one of the first to comment despite having nothing to contribute.
Thanks for posting, but you missed Reddit by a fair bit.
>>7059246
>white rice and actual fucking spaghetti noodles
wtf
>>7060136
That's not spaghetti....
>>7060420
The way the grease soaks through the shells only makes them more enticing.
The egg rolls are even more sinful.
warm homemade bread & stick of butter
>>7059352
Holy shit, another dinosours fan. Was going to post them.
These are also my crutch.
>>7060472
Those things are deceptively good. No one else in my house likes them and so we don't generally see them anymore.
>>7060078
Food was my master as well. Isolate yourself and lose the weight through caloric restriction first, then hit the gym. I was 285 last year and am now down to 135-40.
>>7059352
>>7060474
If you're a canuck like me, they're sold at London Drugs for 2.50 for a 300g bag.
Also, Strawberry Marshmallows.
Last year I was on a diet so avoided Halloween like the plague. This year after slimming right down I fucking went to town on these bad boys.
Gave me a terrible case of the shits. Still have a solid desire for them
Shepherds pie, I just keep eating until its finished. No matter how big the oven tray is.
God I fucking love shepherds pie.
>>7060484
oohhh fuck me... same.
>>7059390
Yeah you totally don't sound like an attention whore. Like for realsies
Thinking about making some Klejner tonight.
My last bag of these had several Cola bottle/ Gummy Bear mutations.
>>7060495
Where do you find these? Closest I got to these were those new watermelon sharks
>>7060498
>fried dough vaginas
What's so good about this?
>>7060509
Here in Texas they're everywhere, don't know if it's a local thing or not. I see them more often than the regular sour patch actually.
>>7060512
Have you tried them? You may not like them but for me it basically my staple childhood Christmas treat.
Whipping cream
Jello
Pie
This is happening.
>>7060498
Gor det'
>>7059246
Poutine. I haven't had it in years but that's only because I actively avoid it. If I didn't I would be dead by now.
Does this count?
Once i start...i cannot stop ;_;
Home made Beefaroni with lots of onions & Pecorino.
Cinnamon Hearts are my February weakness. They distract me from my infinite loneliness.
>>7060611
2 spicy 4 me
>>7060501
Woah hold on there darkie! These here my favorite snack you understand that? But seriously, these are the greatest chips ever made. I love you darkie.
Until my tongue is numb and bloodied
>>7060621
Try Hard Bite for god tier Kettle Chips
>>7060621
I feel you famicom. Forget moderation, once that bag opens they are all going down.
I need to find a store that sells Citric Acid. I want to make the Sour sugar for general baking. Sour sugar based cookies... oh god...
>>7060566
Hell yeah it does
Disgustingbros ww@
>>7059592
You have no one to blame but yourself.
>>7060630
Use ascorbic acid. It's comparable.
>>7059390
you sound fat
Things like nachos, cheese fries, green chili fries... Basically carbs covered in cheese.
>>7060697
>pommes und currywurst mit einem kölsch
MEIN NEGER
>>7060114
under 1000 club hey
>>7059445
>>7059479
>Most people in their 30s are earning in that range
That's not true though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Affluence_in_the_United_States#Top_percentiles
unfortunately the original government study's link has gone dead, but only the top 5% of individuals over 25 pulled down $100k+ in 2005 or so. If you go by household instead, it goes up to like 17%.
4chan's older posters are probably biased towards those higher salaries because nerds are more likely to work in tech.
>>7059445
Complete idiot. Most people in their 30s are making well under $100k. Either you are autistic or a troll or just a complete fucking idiot.
>>7060498
you should make them this shape
>>7060579
only thing holding me back from those is how expensive that shit is.
>>7059479
My friends dad makes 120k a year. He has an older sister that still mooches off them even though she's like 24 (and the sister has a kid that she doesn't pay for), the wife doesn't work, and they can afford to go out to eat every night and go to amusement parks and shit on the weekends (although amusement parks have the "pay 90 bucks for a whole year" deal). They also have a nice moderate sized house.
Maybe the cost of living in florida is just really cheap or something, idk.
>>7060995
>hey guys I'm fit and if u don't agree w me ur fat lol just cardio every day #nopain #nogain #dedication #swole
Nigger you sound like those people in my gym whose sole purpose for training is overcoming their insecurities, and once they do they become these insufferable fitness cunts that act like losing a few pounds of fat is on the same level as hiking the Himalaya or winning the Olympics.
I bet you're an ex fattie too, fat hate circlejerks are mostly former landwhales looking for peer approval. Kill yourself.
>>7061196
Never been remotely fat in my life.
I work out a lot, I eat well. I have a good social life and a girlfriend who I love.
I earn a decent wage and rely on nobody but myself.
How's your life going, anon?
>>7061196
If fat haters are ex fatties, I wonder what "sad, alone, piss off faggot that spends his days being pissed on an imageboard" used to be.
>>7059665
Its a bit high on salt but for your average bowl of beef pho is around 500 calories. You could eat worst stuff.
>>7061220
>being so insecure you have to write this unverifiable pile of shit.
I'm a rich thin white CEO of Nintendo and major Exxon shareholder, married to a supermodel, nothing personnel kid heh.
>>7061227
You tell me famicom
>>7059402
Same.
I'm a huge fag for spring rolls. There's a place right up the road from my house that makes their own spring rolls. Two for $1.50 and they come in two varieties. Minced beef and onion or chicken curry. Both are amazing. I love cheap Chinese food.
>>7061262
Fuck. Sorry for the huge pic.
>>7061241
Not the guy, but you're honestly pathetic if you think what he wrote is abnormal/impressive/needs to be verified.
Being at a good weight, in a relationship and working is pretty fucking standard.
>>7061196
Never been fat. I enjoy exercise just as some people enjoy beer or cars or guns or whatever.
>kill yourself
Another example of why I don't like to discuss fitness with people who don't enjoy exercise. Even if they bring it up. Just takes their minds to dark places.
>>7061276
Pretty good well-done with eggs for breakfast.
>>7061343
Yeah pretty sure you should get off your high horse former fatass, you're still obese at heart.
>>7061354
the steak in the photo looks 8 times thicker than it actually is
>>7061358
>being on 4chan
>not being a cynical elitist
It's like you're trying to look like a normalfag on purpose, you fucking faggot.
>>7059246
The honey walnut shrimp from Panda Express. It's what I always get when I go there.
I got my balls an ultrasound today to make sure I don't have cancer
Now I'm smoking weed and eating Chinese food. The town I got it from is an old mill town and the outside of the restaurant looked like shit, but the interior was pretty nice. Food is sweet, I got a dank scallion pancake
Asians are awesome
>>7060697
>Kölsch
>>7061408
Did you have to shave them? Did a nurse lube them up before the ultrasound?
>call this talk about eating 4 slices of pizza
W-wait. I thought it was normal to eat half the pizza in a night.
Usually with pizzas like DiGiorno I just cut them into quarters and eat two of them for dinner.
>>7061445
Those pizzas are small as shit. But try eating half of a 14-18in diameter pizza in one night without being starving, 16, or fat as fuck.
>>7060477
Hey you. Is it possible for me to lose 15 pounds in a month?
I need to lose some weight fast.
>>7061241
>reeeeeeee
You realize the human race ends if everyone lives like you?
>>7059246
Is it normal in America to have all of your Chinese food in one container? I have seen it many times where it is all put in a large container together instead of one for your rice, one for your noodles, one for your shredded crispy beef, etc.
>>7061465
Yeah that's normal
>>7060980
That's there problem, I was making well over 100k at I think 26, fuck all if I remememer I'd have to look at tax shit.
It's not that big of a deal.
>>7061465
It depends.
If you order a regular sized meal, you get it all in one container (which I honestly prefer since I mix up all the shit anyway). But if you order everything individually like "large serving of orange chicken, large serving of chicken fried rice, large serving of whatever, etc etc" it comes in those little boxes with the handles all separated.
Rangoon and Rolls always come in the plastic bags separate from everything, in my experience.
>>7061020
That's an outlier, not everyone is a scumbag.
>>7061241
Are you the Thin White Duke?
>>7061482
How does my post have anything to do with someone being a scumbag?
>>7061477
You write like an educated and well heeled gentleman, that's for sure.
>>7061262
That's not a huge pic what I think would be great would be spring rolls with crawdads. Most people wouldn't think of that.
>>7061363
Yer mum was eight times thicker than I thought, I thought she was a white chick but was a nigger than got otta there fast.
>>7059254
>tfw when I live near Pick
>tfw I enjoy their delicious salami daily
>>7061491
No, I'm not. I just do very well at tests and shit.
GAGH
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>>7061512
>>7061527
You mispelled that
FAG
A
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Would be more appropriate.
>>7059732
I googled Brutus Salad and I still don't really understand what it is.
>>7061298
lol I'm not the guy you're replying to but that isn't his point. He is making fun of the faggot who felt like anyone in this thread cares that he has achieved such normal goals. If anything you are affirming his point senpai.
>>7061457
I am >>7060477
It's entirely possible if you're willing to commit. I was losing between 20-25 pounds a month.
I cut the following out of my diet: Any liquid not water, all forms of dairy, all processed foods, most fruits but Citrus, all meats but chicken, fish and broiled pork, breads, grains and most potato food. Limit what is left to between 1000-2000 cals a day.
The first few days are going to be hell, especially if you like sugar like I did. You will absolutely have setbacks on occasions. But that weight can come off and stay off if you keep at it hard.
>>7059246
on a cold, windy, rainy day like today in the north east, nothing beats campbells tomato soup with cheez its
>>7062311
What if there is very little wind?
>>7062311
I'm like this except with cream of mushroom, and regular salt crackers
>>7059581
Gawd, those legs.
Hnnnnnnggg
>>7060697
Reminder that this is food from Europe. I'm not even American, but Christ, THIS is the shit they eat and they have the audacity to shitpost about American eating habits in virtually every thread? You can see a shitload of dry, unmixed fucking curry powder on there and an assload of shitty mayo. Fuck off Germany.
>>7060697
There's a Bavarian restaurant in my town in Australia where I order currywurst and pretzels everytime I'm there.
I've also made my own currywurst a number of times.
>>7060579
are u a girl
Pls respond
Boneless buffalo wings
![IndiaPalaceBuffetTable[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QwaUNdT.jpg "IndiaPalaceBuffetTable[1].jpg")
Hit up the local indian buffet about once every month or two.
Never eat a reasonable amount. Never feel like it was a good idea.
Always go back.
Gummies. I go about once a month to a bulk candy store or the Dylan's near my work and I buy about 4 lbs of gummies, all kinds (also wax bottles but I don't mention that because I'm the only human being who likes them)
I ration my gummies out daily till I'm almost out, then after about a month of gummy rationing and a week without gummies, I go buy more
>pic related, 3.84 lbs of magic
Jalapeno cheddar chips
Old Dutch All Dressed chips
Extremely moist teriyaki beef jerky
I also rarely ever eat any of these things because not being fat is awesome. Trust me I was fat.
Nibs... holy shit I can go through them real fast.
>>7063193
>Nibs
They are impossble to stop eating.
>>7060420
420 bro...heh heh heh
>>7063330
a million times, this
>>7060078
>The Meaty Sweety where every day is a Cheaty
Christ my sides. And seriously, why would you go to the candy shop before your work out? I'd feel fucking ashamed if I went to the gym, worked out for 4 minutes and left.
>>7059246
>msg-covered
There's nothing wrong with MSG.
>>7062855
0/10
>>7063390
MSG is a bloody terrible substance.
>>7063398
Yeah and vaccines give you autism too.
>>7062311
Fuck that, unless you mean cold and rainy in the dreary UK. I'm in the USA and we got a couple showers but it was like 52F in upstate New York and it most certainly wasn't cold, or windy you fuckin panzy.
>>7063400
It's the alex jones lizard people!
>>7061621
As I understand it it's tater tots covered in steak, bacon, cheddar cheese, salsa, and jalapeno aioli.
>>7059665
if it's legit pho made with a consomme then it might be alright. Calories I would guess it's okay. Shit pho places will make a bro and just load msg into it because whiteys don't know shit.
>>7060407
>expresso to go
>expresso
triggered
>>7062963
Oh man I fucking love these since I can eat them with a fork, normal wing dingers are fuccing rediculous
This green sour candy tubes covered with sugar. I start eating and if I don't stop myself I feel fucked for a few hours because of sugar overload
>>7060980
Realise that a 30-something making six figures is going to hang around a lot of 30-somethings making six figures and will assume that is the status quo. I'm a 30-something making nowhere near that amount, but I see this regularly. Funny how the people who can afford to see the world and do recreationally have an incredibly small worldview.
My advice is to travel when you can't really afford to do it comfortably.
>no one saying sushi
$40 for a meal that costs $2 to make is a scam, but it's my fav
>>7063604
>$40 for sushi
australian or what?
>>7063604
If you're eating nothing but rice and bean curd maybe. Unfrozen fresh fish costs a lot of money
>>7063612
>fresh fish
Come on man, if you aren't in Japan or NY that isn't true. It's all junk imported from mexico at most.
>>7061020
Your friends dads older sister is 24? How old are you, 4?
>>7062963
I always feel like the boneless taste different from the bone-in wings.
>>7063639
Friends older sister you fucking tard.
Nissin cup noodles and Indomie
>>7059374
says the obese lord of the frycook.
>>7063596
Sour Punch Straws?
>>7061262
I tried to buy a bunch of uncooked ones from a Chinese place a few blocks from where I live and they told me they can't sell them uncooked. It's probably an issue with the food license.
>>7061465
Usually that would be a "lunch special," otherwise everything is packaged separately.
>>7059490
I love it. I love everything about it, and its many forms and applications. I want to fuck it. I only buy one can at a time because nomnomnom.
>>7059352
Swedish fish.
>>7060697
>>7060424
Oh fuck yea! When shitfaced drunk, few things satisfy like combo of Jack in the Box tacos, egg rolls, and jalapeño poppers.
>>7060630
most stores sell citric acid, anon
>>7059246
Raw, cold pressed, organic juice.
>>7059246
>Pic Related
Don't know why but, I can't stop eating them once I open the bag.
![twizzlers-cherry-pull-n-peel-licorice-twists-candy-126639-w[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UTqAQJO.jpg "twizzlers-cherry-pull-n-peel-licorice-twists-candy-126639-w[1].jpg")
>>7063193
Uhhh... Those aren't these.
>>7061262
MFW Asian waifu makes these homemade. Fuuuuuuck.
>>7059390
> Good jeans
> jeans
Fuck outta here fatso. 18+ site.
>>7059822
Wild uneducated guess and I want to say Portland or Washington.
Even if I'm wrong, it's the exact same scenario. All Portland restaurants are essentially just hipster bars where the food is an afterthought and is the same greasy fried bullshit you'd get anywhere else but they hype it up so high.
i can eat fucked up amount of flavored pita chips with hummus. i like it more than potato chips or really any other snack food. i ate nothing but that and beer for a day before.
lots of things really, but I'd have to put any half decent cheese-flavoured crisps/pringles/corn snacks at the top. I could eat pretty much limitless amounts of any
>>7059441
Feels good, man. I hate skinny women. They need sexy curves and be slightly chubby.
>>7063127
i do this every other Saturday but instead of the buffet i just order a ton of food. AND EAT IT ALL.
>>7062855
>Europe is one country
To be fair, we might as well be that soon. The European Caliphat or some shit.
Wassabi!?
Oh god
I've eaten clean the past 2 months and browsing this thread is making my mouth water
... guess I'll go have an apple...
>>7059246
Hot wings for sure. I never get sick of them.
I like to buy a container of sour cream, mix in a packet of that ranch powder shit, and feast on an unhealthy number of wings.
>>7065127
This shit right here. They don't even taste that good and they cover your hands in grease, but somehow I just can't quit them.
Frozen shit that requires overn cooking. Lassagna, Hachis Parmentier and some other stuff like onion rings too.
My poor arteries.
>>7063127
What the fuck. Bruh. I fucking love that place. I never thought I'd see a picture of it here though.
>>7059246
Chips, fucking chips.
cheap greasy Americanized Chinese food
