What's the craziest thing you've ever tried inventing with food?
I once made tacos with shells made out of ramen.
Triple decker sandwich
>>7059017
Fucking devilish
Im not a cook and I don't come here often, but I decided to try applying spicy breading to a hot sausage link.
Gave me the shots at 4 in the morning but tasted amazing.
>No fap for 4 months strait
>Cum into 2 boxes of mac n cheese
>Slightly creamier
More protein.
'ta on 'za
Cook a steak over a volcano. It was p gud
boiled a chicken in 3L of mayo
>>7059758
why
>>7059763
I wanted to make a cream of chicken soup the easy way.
Mushrooms and apple. Shit didn't work. Also, prawns and chocolate.
what the FUCK is wrong with you people
>>7059745
story?
>>7059722
well memed
>>7059921
What would you even call this abomination
>>7059925
Cloverfield
>>7059005
I thought i invented lollipop chicken once :(
FUCK YOU ROYSTON!
i used to make carbonara with cream and taught my brother my method.
saw him later and he told me he used cream cheese instead
>>7059005
In the pizza lunch ambles, there was a specialty one, where instead of skittles or shit for desert, you got an extra pizza dough thing, chocolate sauce, and sprinkles.
I made it. And then put some pepperonis on it.
It tasted alright in all honesty
Another time while high, I put a hot dog in a tortilla with nacho cheese sauce and mayonnaise.
It was awful looking back but I was too high to care and it was edible
>>7059005
I came probably 16 times in a bottle and made some frozen vanilla, cookies n cream, chocolate and strawberry Napoleon icecream and mixed my semen in the custard.
I later was making fudge and was jerking directly into the bowl when I finished I turned to my right and I saw a neighbor stare at me through blinds. She later came with her family to the block party when my ice cream came out she covered her ice cream in fudge. I'm still married to her and she still enjoys semen on her food and I've incorporated my semen into her food.
>>7059758
Please be true, I bet that was delicious. An anon made a thread asking if that was possible a while ago (could have been you) and I was lmaoing at the notion
one time I was experimenting in the kitchen at age 12
>slice bananas, fry in pan
>put in butter and brown sugar
>look in cupboard for more spices to put in
>see peppermint oil....
yeah, no.
>>7059758
this is bullshit, mayonnaise separates at like 150 degrees F, so how the fuck did you boil it in mayo? don't you mean you sort of cooked a chicken in low grade canola oil for a few hours, then you smoked some more meth only to come back to a freakish sort of con fit chicken,
Baconschnaps
>>7060168
>peppermint oil
Let me tell you about peppermint oil
>vanilla essence is ~40% alcohol
>coconut is 60%
>mint oil is 80 (E I G H T Y) % alcoholio
So I brought two bottles of that because why not
>as I'm drinking, search the internet to see if people have done this before
>pretty much everyone says don't do this if you want to live, pesticides, etc
>start to panic
>ring poison control
they laughed me right off the phone.
>>7059017
I tried a double quesadilla once.
Drunk pizza but ended up with a pizza slice, some onion rings, and some ranch dressing on it. I beat all of you of utter nasty shit!
GOOD TIMES! It actually tasted pretty good and had a nice crunch.
>>7060429
oops forgot the pic
Thought about collecting cum in a bottle, adding sugar, nutrient and yeast to make a kind of wine.
I gagged just thinking about it so I'd never actually do it.
>>7060430
I think I'm gonna puke.
>>7060443
Good times!
>>7059847
Its a pretty bad story but here goes.
> on vacation In Hawaii
> there was slope volcano fairly close by hotel me and bud saw from helicopter tour
> "hey anon, how adventurous are you feeling"
> 3:30am ish
> "well I'm hungry and all the decent food joints are closed
> get a couple of cheap steaks from friendly neighborhood walmart
> fattieserrwherr.omg
> climb volcano to peak, we brought along a couple of long sticks to mount our meat
> step 1. Stick steak on stake
> step 2. Put steak on stake over earth's hot cum
> step 3, put your dick In the box.
> step 4. Present a steak with varying spots of doneness
> wa la, volcano cooked steak
>>7060504
Sounds like something a 13 year old kid would make up to impress his friends on the playground
>>7059017
Absolute madman!
i make something i like to call
>chicken macadillas
quite simple, i must say.
it's a quesadilla with
>kraft mac, shapes are best, spongebob best shape
>frozen nuggets, quartered
>additional shredded cheddar
>sauce of your liking, franks/meme/ketchup, all good.
'dia it up extra crispy and enjoy.
>>7060574
>frozen nuggets
to prevent autism outbreaks, they are cooked first.
bonus points for using mcdonalds nuggies
>>7060504
Fake lol
I call it the Krispie Kyle
1. Take some batter
2. roll it into a ball
3. deep fry that shit
4. roll the deep fry in some more batter
5. deep fry that shit again
6. repeat step 4 and 5 10 times
7. serve on a plate
8. enjoy
I sat on a dragon dildo and ate 7 hot pockets. It was an other world experience
>>7060313
kek, how can you drink the bottles? I feel like that would burn going down
>>7059005
Not the craziest thing I've done but I made a chicken and tomato sandwich by substituting 2 fried eggs for bread 2 days ago. Didn't really want bread.
Sweet Potatoes with Schalotts, Peaches and a Steak with Caramelized Onions.
I just made some eggnog bread and it used like a gallon of eggnog and the bread doesnt taste like eggnog at all.
i wish i had just drank it normally with alcohol in it.
>>7061295
>1. Take some batter
>2. roll it into a ball
>>7059925
lunch
>>7059005
Dark chocolate coated chicken wings.
Pretty damn good.
>>7059722
I know what 'za is, but what is 'ta?
>>7061872
Pasta, you dirty stupid wop.
>>7060432
Underrated post
>>7061974
I prefer 'sta.
fried pickles
I made lasanga with ramen and string cheese. It wasn't too bad.
>>7062634
So a ramen casserole. It could work.
>>7060504
implying you don't need a hazard suit to even breathe that close to lava
>>7059005
I made eggplant parmesan but I didn't fry the eggplants, I BAKED them
I was out of jelly so I made a peanut butter and yogurt sandwich. Shit was good.
Sweet chili yogurt sauce with some lime zest and garlic on top of smashed rutabagas. Was actually delicious
And dessert style mac & cheese with handmade white chocolate pasta and cake crouton topping
>>7060504
Bullshit, no helicopter pilot would risk himself or his chopper so you can cook some stakes.
>>7060504
You should at least try next time. Maybe next time instead of saying a helicopter pilot which no sane person running a business with an FAA licence would do for you, say you hiked up there. Then then there's no third licenced party involved.
Nothing extreme, but when I was fat I once put cut up slim jims on my pizza. Was pretty good, but greasy as fuck
>>7060149
>>7059005
Made a huge bin of the doughe to like 20 small ones.
Boudain flavoured ice cream. It was good
>>7059005
One time I was completely broke and all I had in my house was flour, butter and salt. I made a really big biscuit.
>>7060149
>she still enjoys semen on her food
>>7065316
Must have tasted wonderful
I recently tried smoking potatoes (as you would smoke meat, fish etc.)
wasn't too bad i guess
>>7061325
A truly janitorial experience.
>>7060149
wat
>>7059921
>enjoy
>>7063243
good idea
>>7059005
Tried to make a germanic fried rice. I diluted some strong mustard and used it as a replacement for soy sauce. Dish used no garlic, but i did use onion, I used bratwurst as the meat and then stirred in some sauerkraut.
it was average.
>>7059017
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Made a fortress out of Hot dogs called Weinterfell. Made a calzone with catfish and gumbo vegetables. Made the great North American casserole that had mexican food on the bottom, cheeseburgers in the center, and poutine on top.
>Get Papa Johns gift card for birthday
>Invite friends over for sleepover
>Order two extra large cheese pizzas with extra cheese and tomatoes
>Go to store and buy packages of bacon, lettuce, tomatoes, mustard, mayonnaise, and guacamole.
>Cook bacon, slice tomatoes, and disregard lettuce because that was a horrible fucking idea.
>Pizza arrives, spread layer of guacamole, mayonnaise, and mustard on pizza.
>Bacon and tomatoes go on, other pizza lays on top
>BLT PIZZA! Absolutely delicious.
>Faggot friends won't even try it, just want regular pizza.
>Fuck you Jackson, Truman and Drayton. It was good.
>>7070680
I'd eat it.
Saffron cake.
With crispy larvae inside. Just a little bit. Nobody noticed them. And it was real nice.
>>7070680
When you hang out with guys named Jackson, Truman, and Drayton, I wouldn't expect to much from them. Unless those are their last names. Still though...
>>7071162
Great guys aside from that.
I was still pretty mad though, that was my creation.
Also, has anyone else ever made pizza and then just covered it in fried eggs? It's actually really good.
Peanut butter pizza is not good.
Mashed potatoes are good on pizza.
Protein powder is bad on pizza.
Meatloaf is good on pizza.
Rice is bad on pizza, so is bread and whipped cream.
>>7070135
Read with chef johns voice
one time i wanted to make bread after playing runescape so i just mixed some flour and too much water and put in the oven
it was disgusting
>>7071324
>protein powder is bad on pizza
>>7072254
Most people who lift have tried it at one point or another.
>>7059005
>What's the craziest thing you've ever tried inventing with food?
a pocket pussy
>>7060068
I used to cover my last pizza with chocolate and then top that with a swirl of the cheese sauce and a sprinkle of the mozzarella. Based salty/sweet desert.
Poutine Soup
>make mashed potatoes but add extra milk so its soupy
>dump 2 ghetto cans of gravy in there
>dump an entire large jar of Cheeze Whiz
Poutine Soup
FUCKING DEEEELICIOUS
>>7059005
I somehow made hemp-based cheese quesadillas and grilled cheese sandwiches that tasted like fish, but were vegan.
