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I have a bottle of Mountain Dew before me and I am about to drink it for the first time in my life.
What am I in for?
Pic related, not mine, but the exact same Yuro Dew.
>>7057278
kinda tastes like lime freezepops when they're melted. very syrupy, compared to all of the conventional name-brand sodas
shit's good though
>>7057278
When I had my first sip of Mountain Dew™, it was a life changing experience.
As soon as that refreshing blast of citrus flavor hit me, I had a surge of energy! My fingers where jittery, eager to go from the high octane GAME FUEL I'd just consumed. I hopped onto League of Legends™ on my Alienware™ laptop and immediately went Shaco main and got to Challenger Series.
If you're ready to do gaming right, take that sip. You won't regret it.
>>7057278
>Yuro Dew
Isn't all Mountain Dew caffeine free in Europe or is that somewhere else?
>>7057286
I laughed so hard I cried
Mountain Dew does that to you
>>7057284
>melted lime freezepops
That describes it perfectly. I couldn't otherwise except call it "a more syrupy Sprite".
Yeah it's good, but to my tastebuds only in small doses. It's not a Coke kinda deal whereas it could replace water (which it doesn't for me because I'm not a beetus chaser, but the point stands).
>>7057286
t-b-h after drinking half I now do feel a bit more inclined to play LoL. I'm on the website downloading the client right now
>>7057290
Nope. Not in Germany at least.
>>7057290
It's free of BVO, that's the only difference really.
It's illegal as a good additive in all of Europe, the FDA doesn't seem to think it's as bad as it is.
Oh well, I don't drink that poison, not my problem.
>>7057809
but anon, that will just violently explode
>>7057820
pour it on sidewalk for glow in the dark paint
>>7057820
XD mustardgastbhfamsmdhlmaorekt
Anyway,mtn dew hust taste like wasted money
Its shit
>>7057278
Shit looks like antifreeze to be honest.
green mountain dew tastes like having a foot lost to diabetes
the red one is pretty good though
I find it overly addicting.
I drink on average 1 glass of soda a day, about 12oz.
I bought my first 2 liter of Mountain Dew in over a year the other day and drank it all in a day, it's overly addicting to me for some reason in ways other sodas aren't.
Fuck Mountain Dew.
>>7057278
Expect to promptly and completely to empty your bowels after drinking it.
>>7057885
This or squirter are GOAT sodas.
Oh throwback Pepsi is great too
>>7057895
>squirter
Thanks phone
>>7057896
You been filling your autocorrect with dialogue about your mother?
