There are only two genders.
>>7045445
Looks like it worked.
>>7045458
goddamn Tim Horton's does have some great bagels
>>7045459
Source? I need a youtube/full lenght version of that. I need it
>>7045459
>>7045463
May require a proxy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4lwLUO_SEs
>>7045424
fuck
>>7045424
Fuckin a. We just got new steak knives with big voluptuous handles. And they will not stay on the side of the plate. Mine slipped into my fucking mashed potatoes last night. It was fucking horrible. What I'm trying to say is good job. Am triggered.
>>7045517
>that fucking thread
god dammit
>>7045527
Can anyone really get triggered by this any more? It's posted constantly, in almost every thread. Is there anyone who hasn't seen it yet?
>>7045529
Probably. New people see it, save it, then repost it thinking that they stumbled upon le ebin meme of the year.
>>7045494
oh shit
>>7045543
Use a knife like a retard and you deserve to stab yourself through the hand.
After seeing that picture so many times, I still wonder just what in the fuck they were trying to do to enb up like that.
>>7045550
>holding avocado half in left hand
>try to stab the pit with the tip of the knife with using right hand
>knife glances off round surface, through the avocado, into their hand
My guess anyway.
Definitely retarded though.
>>7045557
why would I be triggered by noodles?
>>7045557
??? ???
>>7045557
Subtle
I get it
>>7045424
son of a bitch
>>7045458
>Canadian rage intensifies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvlmXKtoi1A
>>7045567
subtle
>>7045529
I don't get it, what's the cringe? Is it her weird hands? My mom cut onions like this for our homemade blooming onions (yes, inspired by the ones at Outback Outhouse) and they always turned out well done.
>>7045674
> ketchup and butter
Well, I'm triggered.
>>7045696
It's the stupidest and most dangerous way to cut onions I've ever seen. There's literally no reason not to cut the onion in half first
>>7045705
I just thought she was giving it the old rough chop, so to speak. I'll be honest, I don't cut onions the way she is doing it but I sincerely thought she was making a blooming onion.
>>7045705
Unless I'm using the whole onion, I have always cut off slices from the onion and then diced those, so I have exactly what I need and am not allowing more surface area than necessary to dry out in storage.
That video is still fucking retarded though. At the very least, I don't think her knife is sharp enough to do any harm when she inevitably fucks up.
>>7045581
What's wrong with cream in carbonara? It's the normal way to do it.
Is this some epic meme I've missed on?
>>7045494
>Male hand
>Those disgusting long nails
That's what triggers me most here.
>>7045718
>beans
Clearly this is macaroni chili.
>>7045723
I couldn't care less what you have in your carbonara, but some autistic faggots can't deal with people doing things differently than "the original recipe"
>>7045723
And yes, it is an epic meme, just like the beans or no beans in chili argument
Will post what i have
>>7045744
>>7045749
>>7045725
>>Male hand
>huge titcow udder right in the pic
>>7045754
I'd try it.
>>7045754
Should i keep going?
>>7045759
>>7045754
Shit nigga I'd eat it
>>7045744
Would try.
>>7045770
>crab
>>7045777
>>7045758
Sooo they can't eat ANYTHING?
>>7045770
>no coffee
damn, poor megan
>>7045784
French fries and ketchup
>>7045783
>>7045758
this kind of shit is trolling
or if real they should just kill themself
>>7045792
>if real they should just kill themself
Apparently it's highly likely they will just through accidentally eating anything at all, so take comfort in the fact that their shitty genes have already probably taken care of it for you.
>>7045770
Holy fuck this has to be trolling. It HAS to be.
>There are no sugars NOT ending in -ose
>Green beans are not actual fucking beans
>Somehow allergic to only one kind of nut and one kind of shellfish
>Cranberry
I hate people who claim to be allergic to shit they don't like.
>>7045792
Some good trolling
>>7045791
>hundreds and thousands
>b-because there's too many to count LOL!
Fucking brits.
>>7045494
I always find this pic beyond hilarious.
Anyone remember this hambeast? I still get mad at the thought of her
>>7045799
>>7045798
>Green beans are not actual fucking beans
u wot
>>7045804
I'll have the milksteak, boiled over hard.
And you finest jelly beans, raw.
>>7045808
>>7045726
check out this mayo chili from a different thread
>>7045798
She can have Stevia. She probably didn't realize that when she said sugars, she meant sweetners.
>Thanks for letting me borrow your knives anon!
>>7045816
Hellmanns has a different name in the south? Must be too jewish of a name
>>7045824
That's what they get for buying a shitty, over hardened knife.
>>7045783
TRIGGERED
She whines that her child is being singled out, but is willing to ruin holloween for the normal kids because of her special snowflake bastard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBn1i9YqN1k
>>7045828
THIS PICTURE OF 3 CHICKEN BREASTS FUCK
>>7045749
I don't get it, JDRF is an organization for Type 1 which is a autoimmune disorder and isn't the result of being overweight or having poor lifestyle choices like type 2.
>>7045833
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>>7045557
who jizzed on the carbonara?
>>7045841
>>7045840
I remember that thread, do you have more shitty recipes from it?
>>7045861
That's the only one I saved unfortunately. The "less than 30 minutes" really makes it for me.
>>7045758
not really triggering, but damn, sucks for them
>>7045845
it's tripe used for dog food
>>7045792
its not unheard of for people like this to commit suicide via food they cant have
>>7045703
That's not butter...
>>7045758
>The smell of cooking poultry also causes me to become nauseous.
fuck off
>>7045825
>triggering
for some reason its quite the opposite, i find it pretty soothing to look at
>>7045798
I blame the poor formatting, but if you look at the line above, she's talking about products made from corn. The "sugars ending..." is a continuation of the line above because of the comma at the end of xanthangum and each point ends with a period, so she might mean she can't have sugars derived from corn?
It still doesn't make sense, but that's what she appears to claim.
>>7045864
Looks pretty good
>>7045893
California?
>>7045800
What do you's call em like?
>>7045839
>>7045844
>HELP CURE TYPE 1 DIABEETUS BY HELPING YOURSELF TO TYPE 2 DIABEETUS!
>I don't get it
>>7045770
>Sugars ending in -ose
>apparently allergic to glucose
Imma just call bullshit right there, bitch would be dead. That's effectively the same thing as claiming you're allergic to fucking water or NaCl.
>>7045754
bismark egg pizza, yummy
>>7045893
Not sure, just a pic i saved
>>7045459
omg wtf is this?
>>7045924
i guess no company should ever donate to anything ever
>>7045758
I'm trying to figure out what this person can eat but I'm just confused. How in the fuck can something as simple as melon make you ill?
>>7045798
>>Somehow allergic to only one kind of nut
Why does that surprise you? I'm allergic to almonds and hazelnuts but can handle any other kind of nuts.
>>7045785
Anyone have any more context to this pic?
>>7045943
>HELP CURE BREAST CANCER BY PURCHASING CIGARETTES!
>HELP POOR PEOPLE BY BURNING YOUR CASH!
>HELP AUTISM BY BEING AUTISTIC!
>>7045799
Ken M is great
>>7045816
Is this like a troll video or is it legit a 40 year old virgin's cooking channel
>>7045839
>non-gmo watermelon
>>7045957
the cigarette one would be a net benefit to society so I don't understand
>HELP POOR PEOPLE BY BURNING YOUR CASH
Lottery's? Unless you are autistic enough to literally mean burning your cash in which case you need to calm down.
>HELP AUTISM BY BEING AUTISTIC
Looks like you are trying this already, friendo.
>>7045955
>For context: We use carafes at my restaurant to serve customers water. We are no longer putting them through dish because the bottles have narrow necks and sometimes dishwashing makes them inexplicably dirtier?
>Even though we're just pouring water from them, they get left on the table and customers are putting their hands on who knows what parts. It's cold and flu season and this is just disgusting and could make people sick. They don't even go through dish at the end of night. Just "rinsed" (IDEALLY) and then re-used over and over again. We're not even using a sanitizing solution.
>>7045758
Who the fuck names their kid, Celiac?
Honestly.
>>7045841
This is one reason I stopped eating fast food
Fucking all the people are work there are literally bottom tier people
You can't trust them with shit.
>>7045938
Like, the person who made that listing is probably stupid enough to think those bids were legit
>>7045969
>I'm literally so autistic I can't understand why donating money from sugary drinks that cause Type 2 to a Type 1 charity is funny, because my autism demands I humorlessly point out that the charity is only for Type 1 diabetes and sugary drinks would only cause Type 2.
>I know, I'll call the person pointing out my humourless autism by calling them autistic!
Oh you got me.
>>7045987
>>7045833
Is that some sort of tumor?
>>7045985
>I know, I'll call the person pointing out my humourless autism by calling them autistic!
Oh the irony.
>>7046003
green tripe
>>7046009
>>7046007
>>7045996
How is salmon different from ALL other fish?
And same question to shrimp and ALL other shellfish.
Just curious.
>>7046018
Their attitude.
>>7045958
>>7046028
>claiming a "pink slime" isn't meat
>picture of ground beef
Jesus Christ... News is shit.
>>7046048
>The Daily Mail
>>7046048
Hasn't meat used in american subways always been turkey based?
>>7046048
Gotta love the free market. Sry bout your ham and bacon.
>>7046017
Around here everytime this happens the other waiters and staff start clapping. Sometimes the customers will do it too, but that's not often.
>>7045816
>mayo and fucking canned beans
>raw white onion
> 2 caps full as a measurement
I don't know what's worse the fact this mouth breather considers what he does informational, or the fact that people unironically watch his show to learn how to cook.
>>7045424
Lost
>>7046083
Any time a glass breaks in Britain, the entire establishment must shout "Wahey!".
>>7045798
>>There are no sugars NOT ending in -ose
Pectin.
>>7045755
>implying
>>7045816
>he bought a slap chop
toppest of lels
>>7046121
Pectin is not a sugar.
>>7046026
The fuck am I looking at?
>>7045945
It's like a left-wing version of WND.
>>7045494
how the fuck does shit like that happen? how do you jam a knife into a pit with enough force to cut through the entire avacado and your hand
>>7046142
Please do not group those nuttos in with the sane people on the left. We think they're fucking idiots too.
/ck/ sticky
>>7046121
Fucking retard.
Pectin = D-galactose, L-arabinose and D-xylose
>>7045844
GET DIABEETUS TO STOP DIABEETUS
>>7045418
Is the seed edible? Has anyone ever tried eating it?
>>7046153
ose shit
>>7046149
Reading comprehension: do you know it?
>>7045893
actually had one of those once.. was pretty meh, wouldn't get again desu
>>7046048
This shit makes me so mad.
My local 7-eleven doesn't serve HOT DOGS, PEPPERONI PIZZA or anything with pork because the Muslims working there won't touch them. Not even with gloves on. There aren't even that many Muslims where I live.
>>7046164
I just don't know what WND stands for.
>>7046206
Weapons of Nass Destruction
>>7045942
A pineapple
>>7046206
Wacky Niggers Dancing
>>7045997
Leaves that nice yeasty taste on your gf's vagiña.
>>7046206
WorldNetDaily, although they've tried to rebrand themselves as just WND.
>>7045843
FUUUUCK
>>7045758
So he's basically carnivorous. Celiac the Dinosaur
>>7046138
Hamburger fat boils out cooks while it's popping
>>7045767
Hadn't seen this one in years.
Thanks
>>7045470
Not available in your country, yeah actually i'm fine with that.
My lunch
>>7045913
Sprinkles. I think in the southeast some people call them jimmies though.
>>7046398
fat ass
>>7046439
Nah anon my ass is great this is why I can eat like this
>>7046077
this got me
>>7046022
Kek
>>7046180
you're kidding me? are muslims a problem in america? also this is the DM so don't quite believe it straight up.
>>7046022
that's not cringe, that's 10 out of 10 improvisation.
>>7046527
>are muslims a problem in america?
911
>>7046398
it looks like the "cheese" is one of those predatory fungi creeping up all over the patties, getting ready to devour them.
>>7045770
>Beans: coffeebeans
given that coffee "beans" aren't beans, i'm going to assume this is a joke
>>7045942
it's an example of what the average modern liberated woman is like in the kitchen
>>7045517
that thread still haunts me
>>7045744
Motherfuckin Sheetz.
>>7046048
>>7046180
Taco Bell Manager here
Our regional office was going to add pulled pork to the menu. It would have been applied to that franchise only which consists of 23 stores throughout the county. They ended up not doing it because of ONE employee at ONE of those stores that was Muslim and threw a huge bitchfit and threatened to sue.
The last time I posted a pic of this, people were acting like spastics about the safety aspect (tripping over or falling in) so I assume it'll trigger at least one of you.
>>7046048
I believe it. Some Muslims we're causing a ruckus at my town's best-known Steakhouse. Since they have an irrational phobia of blood the two Muslims who came into the restaurant demanded well done steaks. They inspected the steaks when they were delivered and started yelling when they said that they still could see some juice. Then they complained that the steaks themselves were too thick to be cooked properly and demanded that the next steaks should be cut in half and cooked to well done.
They're yelling and dune Coon gibberish was very disturbing and unsettling to the rest of the restaurant patrons. They made all of us very uncomfortable.
>>7046575
The manager could just refuse service, as they should do with any customer who's being a little shit.
>>7045494
SPOON. ALL YOU NEEDED WAS SPOON!!
>>7046584
Nobody feels like they are allowed to refuse Muslims anymore. You get completly gutted by the media if you do
>>7046057
No, only the meat for the Cold Cut Combo. The other ham/salami/bacon are pork.
>>7045517
Im kind of new here. Anyone care to fill me in to what went down in that thread?
>>7045758
Almost sounds like a cooking show challenge.
"Contestants, your next challenge allows you to use anything in the pantry, although we've taken a few things away."
>98% of the pantry is empty
>only an old bag of rice, some questionable flank steak from a crew member's lunch, and three dried-up onions remain
"And you have 30 minutes. Begin!"
>>7046440
>hating on sous-vide hotdogs
Found the pleb.
>>7046666
>>7046593
You don't pit an avocado with a spoon
>>7045803
Context? Looking at the date, I just missed this.
How is this triggering?
>>7046677
you do, it's easy and safe
>>7045767
>implying anyone would invite such an insufferable character to a party
>>7046567
sometimes i wish i was rich
>>7045558
That's actually a pretty good theory
>>7046681
I bet this is a nigger who section 13ed a nice house
>>7046026
this looks like lung tissue
>>7046026
A long time ago, probably around 16-18 years ago when I was still a kid, I went to Dairy Queen with my mom and the burgers we got were something like this. No one in my family has since gone back to DQ to eat a burger there. I go for ice cream sometimes, but 1 bad experience can make a huge influence on future choices...
>boil the fuck out it
>enjoy nature's bounty
>somebody once told me starts playing
>>7046567
That seems cool but impractical to access as a cellar. It should rise from the ground instead
>>7046762
Looks good but unseasoned
>>7046437
try the northeast
>>7046788
>>7046794
I fucking love ohigetan
>>7046594
>Nobody feels like they are allowed to refuse Muslims anymore
>Being this panty wetting beta
Stay scared
>>7045567
Why have you downloaded the same picture six goddamn times? If this is your trigger, then it fucking worked.
>>7046797
this
He makes some awesome scat art
>>7046812
WHY
this literally serves no purpose. it doesn't make eating pizza any easier its just an extra piece of junk to throw out
>>7045527
Is she using a fucking butter knife?
Pic related is triggering me, half the images are off the screen and can't be selected.
>>7046684
> I like to waste half my avocado getting out the pit
>>7045770
i'd make her salmon with asparagus
>>7045783
triggered hard as hell, have some personal responsibility for creating such a shitty kid
>>7046812
Just use a knife and a fork like a civilised human being.
Fucking hell.
>>7045956
and identical twins no less
>>7045494
Holy fuck that avocado is totally overripe.
Fieri/10 Wouldn't eat
>>7046855
If you have some basic fine motor skills over your hands this should not be a problem...
