It has to be veal. Pork is not allowed or else it's just a "Schnitzel vom Schwein".
The fucking germans often put a disgusting mushroom-sauce ("Jägersauce") on it. They don't know shit about Schnitzel. You have to go to austria for this delicous meal.
>>7041403
>doesn't like mushrooms
Stick to mayo, faggot.
This is the kitchen equivalent of my dad can beat up your dad.
Mushroom sauce is delicious, do not deny anon.
What is the point of this thread ?
That Germans butcher Austrian meals ?
Point is: Germans don't know shit about food.
>>7041403
Schnitzel is just a fancy name for chicken fried steak
I'm 1/8 German, 1/8 Austrian and 1/16 Czech American so I know something about frying breaded cutlets
>>7041417
Schnitzel isn't fried, stupid! It is "herausgebacken" How does "1/8 austrian" make you an expert for austrian food?
>>7041434
This is a chicken fried steak aka schntizel, they're the same thing
>>7041403
Austrians make good sweets, that's about it. Most of Austria's claims to fame are in fact either German or Hungarian.
>>7041417
Nice bait, 8/10
>>7041443
this is an abomination... stupid americunts and their shit tier food ruining this board since 2010
god i fucking hate people from wien.
fucking arrogant pricks, all of them.
>>7041403
you can order this boring shit at almost every restaurant in whole fucking Germany.
Maybe you should order the Wiener Schnitzel not the Jaegerschnitzel.
How dumb are you?
Been to Austria, including Vienna, and a quite a few parts of Germany. It's the same fucking thing.
busu baka!!! This is called tonkatsu and is invented by Glorious Nipan! Respect this ancient superior culture of honor and cuisine! baka! baka! baka!
>>7041403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZZahDbEsPs
>>7041579
get some glasses or contacts
>>7041579
australian detected
>>7041579
>Everyone
>if I say it often enough then maybe someone will believe me
go to bed, yank. you're drunk.
>>7041403
>Jägersauce
>disgusting
also jetzt reichts aber
It's meat pounded flat, and fried. It's not fucking rocket science.
>>7041543
Oh, was someone mean to little baby-anon?
I had ate it in Vienna and was pretty disapointed. How it even posible to make beaten breaded meat so dry?
The restaurant was quite touristic though.
Rada rada, RAAAAAAA DAAAAAAAA!
>>7042740
they didn't brine it.
>>7041403
if there's jäger sauce on it it's a fucking jäger schnitzel
>>7041403
I made some cheddar and bacon stuffed Wiener schnizel today with some turkey cutlets, turned out pretty good.
Piefke hier, bin noch bis Samstag in Wien. Wo gibt's gescheite Wiener Schnitzel?
Have to say, there's some really nice bars in Vienna. Pic related, our dinner in Hawidere yesterday. Also Käsekrainer are way more important than your Schnitzel dick measuring contest. I bet in Austria most Schnitzels are cheap trash made of Pressfleisch for food delivery services anyway, just like in Germany.
>>7045016
>you can still smoke in bars in Austria
You're doing God's work, lads.
jägersoze is based so fuck off OP
>>7045020
Fuck off m8.
Fuck bullshit health memes. You shouldn't smoke near other people on the same principle that you shouldn't be near other people if you haven't bathed in months.
Shit fucking stinks.
>>7045029
You can just sit in the non smoking section
>>7045029
You're welcome to put on your most annoyed expression of disgust, say 'eww' and fuck off.
>>7045016
>tfw you haven't been to a bar since they banned smoking
>>7045029
>he turns into a screaming little babby the minute someone lights a cigarette in his vicinity.
lmao, grow the fuck up you ninny.
>>7045048
Most of my friends are smokers, I just have to avoid being downwind from them when they're smoking.
Both of my parents smoked a ton, I was very used to it.
When I moved out I ended being numb to the smell. Visited parents and I was amazed how much I noticed it.
You smoke or live closely with smokers and you get used to it.
To people who aren't used to it, being in enclosed spaces with people smoking is like visiting slums in India or being forced to look at a 400 pound woman in lycra.
You go to a bar to drink a lot more than you smoke. You detract from other people drinking by doing something that takes almost no effort to prevent, at no real loss of convenience.
As someone from Vienna this thread is fucking hilarious.
>secondaries' opinions
>schluchtenscheisser
>germans and mountain germans claiming that they invented smažený řízek when it's clearly a czech dish
>>7045082
>implying we don't know we didn't actually invent any of "our" dishes
I got a Wiener you can Schnitzel, right here in my pants, if you know what I mean
Austrians are so fucking stupid it's embarrassing to have them as neighboring country. A wiener schnitzel that doesn't use veal is called "schnitzel wiener art". A schnitzel with jägersauce is a fucking jägerschnitzel.
>>7045157
found the assblasted Berliner uezs
>>7041403
>implying pork isn't the superior schnitzel
Shut the fuck up, Franz.
It's a piece of beaten meat, breaded and fried.
Get over yourself.
>>7045169
The Nazi descendants need something to complain about
>>7045169
And it's Czech
>>7045173
Czech your privilege
>>7045173
Schnitzel is just shitty Cotoletta alla milanese, we were eating breaded veal in Italy when everyone north of the alps was still living in caves.
>>7041417
>I'm 1/8 German, 1/8 Austrian and 1/16 Czech American so I know something about frying breaded cutlets
>1/16 Czech American
>1/16
What are you? A Nigra?
>>7041417
Whats with the other 1/16?
>>7045378
1/16th sodomite
Wienerschnitzel in Scandinavia is usually served with anchovies and capers, and a slice of lemon of course.
>>7041509
>pounding out a thin cutlet of a different meat and preparing it practically the same way is abomination
>>7045551
Modifying any sacred recipe developed by the ancestors is sacrilege.
You must never, ever make any changes, modifications or substitutions to any recipe, ever.
The ancestors never meant for any of their recipes to be changed in any way, shape or form. Doing so will make them spin in their graves and wander the earth restlessly for all eternity.
>>7041403
>Pork is not allowed or else it's just a "Schnitzel vom Schwein".
objectively wrong. a schnitzel like that is called schnitzel "wiener art". a thin breaded pork schnitzel.
also a good jägersauce is fucking great you uncultured swine. go back to your coffeehouse you filthy half ungarian horsefucker.
>>7045905
*hungarian
>>7045518
>that
>stor
>>7046344
Nice
>>7046344
>Those rolls of fat
Porking a porky?
>>7046373
Not my pic m8
Wiener hier.
Tonkatsu > Schnitzl
Traurige Wahrheit.
I'm this guy
>>7045016
Finally had a Schnitzel yesterday and I habe to say holy shit fuck off fucking Schluchtenscheisser. There's literally nothing special about it and I'd take a Schweineschitzel with Jägersauce over this boring, dry, unexciting shit any time.
>>7048401
Pic related is still the best, Frankfurter Schnitzel mit grüner Soße bei Apfelwein Wagner in Frankfurt, with a nice Bembel full of Äbbelwoi.
Man muss ja jetzt auch mal ganz ehrlich sagen, dass Kalbfleisch echt nichts besonderes ist, was den Geschmack angeht.
Da nehm ich auch lieber ein Schweineschnitzel mit ordentlich Kartoffelsalat oder Bratkartoffeln oder Pommes.
>"UND KANNT I NO AN KETSCHAP HOM?"
Im übrigen bin ich immer wieder überrascht über die Menge an deutschsprachigen Anons auf /ck/.
>>7041403
a wiener schnitzel isn't a jägerschnitzel
>>7045045
screw bars. They are mostly just cash wasting places. Spend 1/10th of the money and get some honeys and go out on the boat with store bought liquors and cigarettes and we all talk about our adventures in life. Start a bonfire 10 miles from the shore and relax and watch the stars. Ain't no bigfoot attacking us out there. "Hey ladies, want to come out with me on my private boat and have some fun and party?" ZOMG YES LET'S GO :pull up in a john boat with half a can of gas:
>>7046344
I just wonder if she is covering her face in awe or blowing her nose at the table with her arms up that way. But they pounded the hell out of that meat.
What is /ck/'s opinion on chicken schnitzels and chicken parmigiana?
>>7048461
>Start a bonfire 10 miles from the shore
>>7048461
>They are mostly just cash wasting places
100% correct.
>>7041403
>disgusting mushroom-sauce
god i hate americans so much
honestly I like it all
>>7048530
Delicious, especially because of how much they offend the sensibilities of Europeans and their ancestors.
>Went to Austria
>Ate a lot of schnitzel
>It was nice
End of story faggots
The best schnitzel I've ever had in my life was a jaegerschnitzel. Not that I don't love a good weinerschnitzel.
>>7045518
Did a rabbit shit on your fish
>>7049487
Those are clearly capers.
>>7041417
1/8 + 1/8 + 1/16 = 5/16
Where's the other 11/16?
>>7049605
Black.
>>7041417
you're only 5/16 of a person
>>7048461
10 miles from shore. that's guaranteed to get the ladies
>"h-hey Stephanie, wanna go for a ride in my uncle's john boat? it's only a 10 mile walk. let me grab my hello kitty backpack"
>wiener schnitzel
>you have to go to austria for this delicous meal
But everybody outside of Austria knows what a wiener schnitzel is and has had one before.
I just saw a German guy in another thread surprised that places other than Germany make decent sausages.
Have you guys really never left your country?
