>god-tier
paella
>good-tier
jambalaya
plov
biryani
>okay-tier
pilaf
pulao
arroz con pollo
jollof rice
>literally what are you doing-tier
risotto
Just because you're a retard and can't cook risotto doesn't make it shit. Risotto is amazing, easily my favorite rice dish. And if you aren't a mongoloid, it can be made start to finish in under 20 minutes
I hope you wear a helmet
>Thinking pilaf, pulao, and plov are different
>not understand regional differences in pronunciation and etymology
Sperg elsewhere OP
rice dish ranking
>god tier
all of them
god i love rice kill me
If you don't think biryani is literally the greatest rice dish ever than I feel bad for you son cause you haven't had real biryani
>>7034615
The only right answer desu senpai
rice is poverty food, congrats you're poor.
Where's the nasi lemak?
>>7034615
This, but with gumbo above God-tier
btw I'm from Louisiana, teehee
>look it's yet another thread attacking perfectly fine foods
>it was started by an American
paella is fucking shit family
>completely fails to mention kedgeree or bibimbap
>has never even heard of either, probably due to spending too much time getting home-schooled in Creationism and Intelligent Design.
It is so satisfying to know when you can completely disregard someone's opinion.
>>7034630
>Not having 100% of your caloric intake from animal products
Look at these peasants and laugh.
> not eating a bowl of plain sushi rice daily
Get on my level
Also godtier:
Gheimeh baa tahdig.
>>7034638
>made in France
>delicious tier
all of them. rice is fucking good okay?
especially the dishes you forgot.
>shit tier
potatoes
>>7034817
>garnished with French fries
classy
>>7033872
uzbek plov > everything else.
>>7033872
Have you tried black rice op?
if you dig paella you will love black rice
basically its like a paella but the rice is cooked with squid ink and normally its served with allioli and some seafood
absolutely delicious
>>7033872
What about putos?
rice congee is also a place where it's at
What about fried rice?
>>7034658
>bibimbap
>kedgeree
I don't eat foods that sound like a Scatman John verse or a dog food brand, sorry my friend
>>7034991
I wouldn't really call them "french fries."
>>7033872
you forgot
>gallo pinto
>hoppin' john (black eyed peas w/ rice)
>>7034658
>tfw my first bimbimbap was from a korean-japanese fusion restaurant
- came in a giant stone bowl that was too hot to touch
- was relatively cheap
I can't imagine what good bimbimbap must be like
>>7035035
That's patrician tier.
>>7034656
paella is the fucking shit dog
my mum makes it so good
i wish i had more right now
but the bastards ate it all
>>7033872
>>okay-tier
>pilaf
what
WHAT
>>7037864
Did someone say pilaf?
>no mejadra
>no sushi
op confirmed for inbred flyover shutin tier
>>7034615
Don't forget arroz doce/arroz con leche/rice pudding
Rice is not only for savory dishes!
>>7033872
>these are the only rice dishes he knows
did mommy never cook you anything else
>>7034613
seriously lel
>>7033872
>plov
>pilaf
There's a difference?
>>7034615
true mate, rice is 10/10, i can never get sick of it
>>7034658
>bibimbap
Is there any reason to try cooking paella if you know for sure there isn't any fresh seafood anywhere in the 500km vicinity?
>>7038651
True paella doesn't even have seafood in it.
