Hello friends!
Tonight I saw this picture of a sandwich and decided it looked good. I am currently in the process of making this and will post pictures of the procedure in this thread.
Why would you waste lobster meat like this?
Just eat a goddamn lobster roll, holy fuck
The ingredients, mostly. Lobster is expensive and I'm out of macaroni
Boil dat pasta
>>7033749
Doesn't look all that unusual to me. I've been to plenty of places that offer lobster pasta, usually in a cream sauce. All this did was shove it between two pieces of toast. Which, again, some manner of breadstick is usually added to the pasta dish.
Make a fucking bechamel sauce (white sauce) and add your lobster to that instead with relevant herbs/spice
>>7033753
We're off to a promising start. Please, go on.
>>7033753
Jesus. This is going to be bad
Drain tuna, add to pan to heat up
tuna spagett
Cut cheese. Add to tuna
Add spaghetti. Attempt to toast bread
>>7033753
the fuck is a macaroni product? isn't it closer to being a pasta product? do americans really believe macaroni as a genus?
>>7033789
Why did you punch a hole in your bread OP?
>>7033791
As an american I wonder this too
Plate. Remember to buy a toaster someday.
>>7033804
Should have kept it on the pan longer you faggot
>>7033804
You coudlnt even be assed to make a proper sauce?
>>7033804
>That hairy plate
This is fucking disgusting. You are a pig.
There exist worse things.
What did you have for dinner /ck/?
Someone post the fucking steak video of the guy trying to cook it with a Fucking cigarettes lighter
>>7033813
Is it really that bad if it's my own hair?
>>7033804
Looks just like the pic in the OP. Good job!
Why didn't you get a separate pan for toasting? Your bread didn't even get any heat.
Use a separate pan to make a cheese sauce.
You could have made this at least somewhat decent.
>>7033818
holy fucking shit you must be smoking some heavy doobies dude
>>7033820
I don't even know how to make a cheese sauce senpai.
>>7033804
Nice hair garnish on the plate
>>7033820
for real, if he didn't just put spaghetti in between two fucking pieces of bread i wouldn't be so grossed out. why couldn't you just have the bread on the side?? rubbed a bit of garlic and olive oil on that bitch and had you a decent meal that a normal human being would eat, not some fucking prison food thing
>>7033745
How fucking high does one need to be to see that and think it looks appetizing?
>>7033804
is...is that a mouse poop?
>>7033840
no its a bag of onions
>>7033769
Are you going to transmute the tuna back into turkey?
>>7033830
1 tbsp butter
1 tbsp flour
1cup flour
melt butter, add flour, whisk, add flour, whisk until thick, add cheese
WALA
why do you have mouse poop on the plate op?
ITT: OP fails at life
>>7033857
maybe its a black grain of rice
>>7033857
god damn that's fucking disgusting.
>>7033857
flavor :^)
>>7033804
>pre sliced white bread
>peanut butter jar on stove for some reason???
>can't tell if seasoned with pepper or just teflon flakes from the pan
>plate covered in stains from previous "meals", pubes and mouse turds
10/10 OP
By the way, what mental illnesses do you have?
At least it wasn't sliced cheese..
>>7033780
Holy shit he cut the cheese with a pizza slicer! Honestly wtf op.
>>7033887
Probably a neet, socially retarded, maybe a bit of alcoholism and depression in there. It's just a guess.
>>7033753
Well tuna and lobster are both from the sea I guess..
But that aside they couldn't have more polar opposite flavor profiles.
Why am I even responding.
>>7033804
Hey masao
>>7033909
I'm 3 out of 4 of these things and I can fucking cook. What's OP's excuse?
>>7033818
If you have to ask that then now everything makes a lot more sense.
Every once in a while I dip into /ck/ to see what awesome things are being made and then I come in and see this.
>>7033804
Good job OP!
>>7033791
Lived in NY over the summer and this really pissed me off.
Thank God OP's only pretending to be a sick, disgusting slob who can't cook.
R-right?
good thread OP I like your sandwich. Honestly would totally eat. Without the pubic hairs and mouse poop tho.
>>7033887
is that peanut butter? for some reason, the first thing i thought of was that cookie spread stuff. still not sure why it's on the stove, though...
>that mouse turd
>>7034105
It is definitely peanut butter. Knowing OP, great value brand,even.
>>7033804
10/10 OP congratz
>>7033804
Is that a pencil at the very back of the counter?
i keep coming back to this
i love you op
keep keepin it real
>>7033826
It takes practice but it's so worth learning. You can implement the skill into other stuff really easy.
well, we know what we will be seeing in the next food gore/cringy/wifey threads.
OP, for the future, imitation lobster exists and it's very inexpensive. Buy yesterday's bread rolls and you're already ahead of what went down today.
Also, wash your plates.
>>7033852
uh......1 cup milk/cream maybe? Instead of 1 cup flour?
>>7033804
these threads make /ck/ one of the best boards
you are a hero op
>>7035100
Blue circle: Doritos crumb from previous meal?
Goddamn OP I want to come to your house and clean everything.
You appear to be a huge slob.
>>7033917
how is anyone not mentioning this right away? It isnt him cause the counter tops are different, but hes like a copy cat with the tuna.
teach me your ways OP
So how would somebody go about making OP's pic? It looks really tasty. What kind of sauce y'all think it is? Looks like mayo to me.
>>7033904
I'm fucking dying over here
>>7037506
Pretty sure it is all cheese
>>7033760
this is a completely bastardized version of what you just said
which typically ends in failure
>>7035457
Welcome, newfriend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaZYzXDxlyA
Also this thread is amazin' I love it
>>7037600
this guy's manner of speech matches his home's decor
>>7033780
I don't blame you.
>>7037600
>dishes in the tub
>oven parts in the tub
>rinses them off with water
>that coagulated nasty butter or cheese or what the fuck
>babbling nonsense
Why does this exist
I just got the sudden urge to clean the fuck out of my entire house and shit
Oh god
These people are real
>>7033840
looks like it
>>7033753
OP, you emptied out the contents of your trashcan on to your countertop for these pictures, right?
It doesn't really look like that all the time, right?
>>7033753
>grilled lobster mac and cheese
>Doesn't have lobster or macaroni
>>7033851
Dude I fucking miss masao so much.
this thread is fucking gold
>>7038216
This triggers me desu. Im not a food snob and I eat shit quite often, but why the fuck do people name something they cooked after something it just isn't? Like that one spic girl on YouTube who made "carbonara" by putting chicken soup and sausage in pasta, or Jack's Lazy Man's Lasagne which is literally a pasta bake with penne. Has he never heard of a pasta bake?
I'd eat the shit out of both of those terrible meals but I wouldn't make cheese on toast and unironically call it pizza.
>>7038774
>Unironically
>Implying that sandwich doesn't contain more irony than cheese
>>7038061
>fries in the toilet
what
no
>>7037600
>>7038061
>>7038844
Despite the everything in the video the one thing that fucking got me was the toilet fries. He's a fucking hoarder. Why in the fuck would he put fries in the pot, think "Oh boy howdy dilly dee I got too many fries" and then instead of putting some back into the bag he starts throwing them into the toilet to flush.
>>7038844
>2015
>not storing your excess fries in the toilet.
>>7033852
A cup and a tbsp of flour?
I expected kraft dinner and some frozen lobster on toast.
What OP made is truly original in its failure.
10/10
These threads are the reason why I come to /ck/
>>7033928
The doctor even said "highly functioning"
De-shell lobster after steamed, then add meat to frying pan with butter, and fry it in low temperature, whilst adding a tiny bit of vinegar and a teaspoon of sugar into the mix. Then add cream into the mix and let simmer.
If you do it right, the cream wont curdle but will thicken perfectly.
Simultaneously, make your mac&cheese
Then combine the two..
-Nova Scotian here; I live in a lobster fishing community
>>7033791
Nigger, macaroni is literally just any pasta without eggs.
>>7033818
It looks like a pube senpai
It looks like a bastardized po boy
>>7041748
>lives in NS
>steams his lobster
you boil that shit in salted water
-New Brunswicker here. P.S. your lobster a shit
>>7043221
Well a bit of water goes into it, not much; boiling it full of water makes it rubbery. And yes, I forgot salt; that's crucial.
Btw, most Canadian lobster comes out, not just from our province, but out of our wharves and lobster pounds. I worked in construction and out on the sea catching the little devils; I've built tanks to hold em, large tanks that holds up to 1 million pounds. Ive worked with experienced lobster fishermen catching them, hauling trawls, boarding them, filling bait, and running em aft. I know restaurant owners locally who take pride in their businesses, and I talk with people who share local recipes that we've grown into and enhanced ever since the mayflower brought us to the new world.
holy fucking shit this thread
>rat shit
>hairs and other shit on plate
>substituting literally everything but the bread
i was laughing non stop at the rat poo and literally lost my shit when I realized he cut the cheese with a pizza cutter. this is seriously the hardest I've laughed at something on /ck/ and possibly 4chan completely
OP you are one sick puppy
11/10 someone screen cap this shit my god this is fucking top tire shit
>>7044697
Cutting pizza cutter with one cheese block when not so much difficult is actually not that hard, bro.
>>7033922
Which three?
