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ITT: good unitaskers
wastes half the pine apple
once upon a time I was at a street fair and saw people walking around drinking out of pineapples
aw man I have to get in on that shit
I found the stand and they had those big long colorful tube glasses, or pineapples. obviously I Went with the pinapple
then to my disappointment after a couple of sips I learn it wasnt a fully hollowed out fruit, they had barely scooped the surface out so I had maybe 8 oz of liquid and more than 3/4 of solid pineapple left over
to prove a point to myself I angrily stood there on the street corner and ripped it apart with my teeth and hands like a filthy savage and ate the entire thing. There was juice and pulp all over my face and shirt, people kept walking by and staring at me like I was crazy.
kinda ruined my whole day
>>7389225
Damn.
>>7389213
>cuck
>meme
Do these words mean anything anymore?
>>7389213
"Autist of the day award goes to!"
>>7389225
>>7389232
No.
>>7389225
Would have done the same thing desu.
The day I let those greedy pineapple salesmen win is the day I kill myself.
>>7389225
Holy shit this made me laugh
>>7389225
You did the right thing.
![img_4560[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UA0t0Jy.jpg "img_4560[1].jpg")
>>7389182
I have pic related. It works, but you have to use precooked meat, which is expensive to buy, or time consuming to prep ahead of time. Also it only works with english muffins, though I've yet to try hamburger buns.
>>7389327
Fuck off
use one of these every fall for apple pies
coffee press
coffee grinder
kettle
meat grinder
juicer
nut cracker
toaster
can opener
that's all i can think of right now
>>7389182
>good unitaskers
No such thing.
>>7390402
>can opener
>unitasker
It literally opens up virtually any food in the world to you.
>>7389225
Zyliss garlic press, including a handy dandy tool to clean out the holes.
Never forget ye olde potato masher
>>7390414
and incredibly, it does this by performing a single action: opening cans
what part of UNITASK are you not comprehending
>>7390476
That's not a unitasker, it also mashes sweet potatoes
>>7390402
Can opener also open those shortly plastic packages.
>>7390476
good for soups sometimes too, although I have an emulsifier and use that for soups.
I submit this be removed from the unitasker list.
>>7389182
IIT: People who don't know what, "uni" means.
/ck/ confirmed for most retarded board on 4Chinks
>>7390368
Also peels potatoes
>>7390491
Or you could use a pair of fuckin scissors
Or a fucking knife if you're that desperate
>>7390484
You don't understand what a unitasker is
A unitasker isn't something that you would conceivably use everyday
![91Hk6N93u7L._SL1500_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zpsMyKC.jpg "91Hk6N93u7L._SL1500_[1].jpg")
>>7390434
or you can just you pic related, which is a hell of a lot more useful than a garlic press.
>>7390502
Did I say you couldn't use those things? You could use a blow torch, various saws, box cutter, and several other things. You could probably use a gun too, but I don't know how well that would with with you already being triggered
>>7390484
A chef knife cuts.
>wow
>unitasker
You're an idiot.
>>7390513
So why in the living fuck would you use a tool that's literally worse in any way possible than those I mentioned?
Who has a can opener around but not a knife or scissors? It's the shittiest advice I've read in my entire life
>>7389182
>>7390518
https://youtu.be/F7HEJgCwpt8
Who said anything about advice? I just said it could do it.
>why drive cars when there's helicopters?
>>7390531
Here's a pro-tip! Did you know that you can use your PC as a doorstopper!? And it's hella efficient at it too!
That's how dumb you sound
>>7389182
>>7389225
usually /ck/ doesnt make me chuckle, but this case of the 'tisms gave me a good one.
>>7390536
If it's pre 2007 or an Apple it'd probably do that better than its intended purpose.
Except the Apple would still need daily updates or it'd stop holding the door in place.
>>7390552
It can also slice potatoes
>>7390556
i sure do hope you're not implying that just because you can use it on all kinds of foods that it's not a uniTASKer?
But if so i'd like to refer you to the shitstorm above
>>7390563
You're full of potatoes
>>7390563
>i sure do hope you're not implying that just because you can use it on all kinds of foods that it's not a uniTASKer?
like a knife or a fork?
your definition of unitasker is wrong
>>7390571
i haven't even come close to formulating a definition
what are you on about
>>7390576
>I use words I don't know the meaning of
The only thing it does is make everything else taste better, but it's worth the extra shelf space.
>>7390576
>the emphasis is on the task, not the things you use it for AKA the "uni"
>not even close to a definition
yeah, okay
>>7390576
Potatoes
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>>7390578
what?
is that an edgy way to reply to my post, without replying to the message?
>>7390589
it's an edgy way to point out you're full of shit
>>7390581
emphasis does not in any way means the other elements dont count.
>>7390563
Food is a Whitaker, it exists to be eaten
>>7390592
i see it as an indicator of you having no fucking idea what to say
>>7390589
I'll break it down for you
You literally used the word
and you "haven't formulated a definition"
>>7390593
it does when you say
>i sure do hope you're not implying that just because you can use it on all kinds of foods that it's not a uniTASKer?
>>7390594
wut
>>7390592
>edgy
>>7390609
plumbuses, or plumbi, are great for all sorts of tasks
you can use it to batten trask, field skub, or even gorge out the garblies of an blapsmar
>>7390619
is this a rick n morty thing?
>>7390476
you can mash anything with that though
It was worth the money and counter space and nothing anybody can say will change that.
>>7390609
Looks like some kind of medieval sexual torture device.
>>7390615
You can't use a word if you don't know it's definition or else you'd be using it wrong
>but all i'm trying to say is, i can run the pineapple corer through a watermelon, but that doesn make it a 'multiple fruits corer'.
but that doesn't apply to all tools posted in this thread
the fact that you can use tools on multiple different tools just means that it has more than one use
>>7390625
LIES YOU CAN HEAT A BROTH IN THAT
NOT A UNITASKER
YOU CAN MELT CHOCOLATE IN THAT
NOT A UNITASKER
>>7390615
I used the word literally correctly.
You are literally a moron.
>>7390629
>the fact that you can use tools on multiple different tools just means that it has more than one use
now you're just talking plain doodoo
>>7390634
>literally
>>7390635
*things < tools
or
*as < on
your pick
>>7390434
Superior.
>>7390647
woah yeah a garlic press with different press, more mess, and more scraping
sign me the fuck up
>>7390619
>fielding skub
>2016
>>7390647
Does that thing actually work?
Looks like a terrible, terrible design, and a pain in the ass to use.
>>7390625
Jesus christ it has its different uses listed on the front and inside of the goddamn thing.
>>7390654
would you rather your skub be unfielded?
>>7390666
How about just no skub? That ever cross your mind?
>>7390668
what exactly do you think skub fielding is?
>>7390660
>cook rice
>cook rice
>cook rice
>cook watery, mushy rice
>cook rice
>cook rice for when you wake up in the morning
>keep rice warm
>>7390652
Not true at all. It's less wasteful, easier to empty, and easier to clean.
>>7390656
They work really, really well. I cook a lot, have good knife skills, etc. but find this pretty indispensable. You can evenly mince 3 cloves of garlic in just seconds. Since it's not an enclosed press, it's really easy to clean. I'm not going to waste time using muh superior chef's knife because I don't really have anything to prove.
>>7390676
>eating after you wake up
no thanks I need 4 or 5 hours to get my shit together before I start eating
>>7390668
>>7390666
>>7390513
>You could probably use a gun too, but I don't know how well that would with with you already being triggered
>>7390679
That's what the "keep warm" function is for.
It also plays a little song to wake you up when it's done.
>>7390694
Nice attempt. Hollywood Squares tier.
>>7389225
>stood there on the street corner and ripped it apart with my teeth
>kinda ruined my whole day
This is just the opposite of a ruined day.
>>7390647
That thing is actually kind of sexy. I might buy one next time I feel like I need to give myself a gift.
As far as I'm concerned, you use the knife and cutting board you were already using if you're just doing a few cloves of garlic, or just blitz it in the food processor if you're doing a shit ton.
A garlic press always seemed like more work overall than just using your knife, but I like simple things with no moving parts.
I like how they show how easy it is to clean in the promo video, but can't for the life of me understand why they would suggest giving it it's own entire section of the silverware drawer, right at the front. One of the nice things about it seems to be how low profile it is compared to a traditional garlic press.
They also should have hired a professional hand model.
>>7390774
>it produces a different quality product (crushing vs cutting)
You can use a knife to cut or crush garlic, and they both have their uses.
What's your point?
>>7390788
http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/01/how-to-mince-chop-garlic-microplane-vs-garlic-press.html
>>7390494
pics are requested, I don't think I've seen an emuslifier before, it sounds like something that takes up a lot of space.
>>7390792
What an overly long read just to come to the obvious conclusion stated in the first paragraph (the finer the cut/mince, the stronger it will be).
Still not sure if you were agreeing or disagreeing with me, or just wanted to post that article for some reason.
Daniel? Is that you?
>>7390497
I chinked yer mum last night you homo!
>>7390508
Both work, but a mortar and pestle isn't a unitasker.
>>7390540
Cute chicks love that one.
>>7390543
Not as much as adobe flash graphics shit. That's just plain pathetic.
>>7390599
They're like democrats, they redefine English to suit their pathetic needs. Like Engsoc.
>>7390624
>>7390414
usually can openers can be used to open beers and such.
>>7390962
That's what a lighter is for.
>>7390972
true, coronas for some reason make the best pop ever with a lighter. Can bounce off walls.
my point was to point out that it's not a single use item.
>>7390609
DUDE REDDIT LMAO
>>7390972
Seriously, most idiots don't know how to hold a lighter properly to open a beer. It's best done with a bic.
>>7391020
ugh i was at a campfire/party and this one drunk girl was trying to show this other girl how to do it...I almost freaked out having to watch this dumb bitch fumble and fumble. It was nearly impossible to teach her. She finally did it but mostly it was luck plus the cap was loosened. Goddamn, some people are stupid.
>>7391026
We've all met them, they generally go into government jobs or run for some political office.
>>7391020
>it's best done with a bic
Well that is generally the only brand to buy.
If I don't have a lighter on me I'll use another, unopened bottle of beer the same way, or the edge of a counter. There are dozens of simple ways to open a bottle, and anyone who needs to get out a can opener to do it is retarded.
>>7391036
I suppose they've got to do something...
>>7390531
And I can open up a can of soup if I slam it in my car door in the right way with the right amount of force...
What's your point? Just because something can be used to accomplish a task, doesn't mean it's the most efficient way or they way it's supposed to be accomplished. And if there's already a device out there like, say knife or scissors, that's more adept to get into a plastic package it means a can opener is already a different, superfluous, less-efficient other tool you CAN use. I could open that package with a claw hammer. Doesn't redefine the claws of the hammer as anything other than a prying device that is primarily used to pull nails...
>>7391063
That actually serves more than one purpose. You're probably thinking about something like this.
>>7390625
Dude, my family cooks just about everything in multi-cookers.
>>7391094
tha fuck is that?
>>7391088
>making all those replies
>having no idea what you're talking about
Going to start using a name/trip one of these days too?
>>7391102
An image.jpg, obviously.
>>7391113
>>7391059
>reading comprehension
>things you'll never have
Pick... never mind, same thing
>>7390520
/THREAD
>>7391114
>cockholster
>banana lunchbox
>candy cane dispenser for your desk
you fail again.
>>7391211
>banana lunchbox
>>7391211
my sides have been garlic pressed
Bit of an obvious answer, but a well-done waffle is amazing.
(ignoring that you can use a waffle iron in the place of a sandwich press/press grill, it's specifically made for waffles and we all know that)
>>7389225
You won. You finally beat them all.
>>7391229
>a well-done waffle is amazing
>posts medium-rare
>>7391239
How dare you
>>7391068
>>7391229
Nope, after you find out the "uncut" white you bought is actually cut to 97% you black bag your splitter and 2 of his rooks. You have to start off by letting them know this isn't a simple power push or covering our tracks/bases move. With all 3 knotted down in chairs and facing each other grab your big betty the sledge heady. Mine's is usually a giant pipe wrench because it's intimidating, even though the ergonomics are very wrong for swinging. Start off by slowly working from the ankles up, taking your time between swings. The key to this is pacing, you don't want timing to be repetitive, and you don't want it to be too long. 2 back to back on each elbow always scares them, but you want to leave since where it seems like you're thinking. Eventually you get to the head and finish him off. Explain the situation to the other two. That's where the waffle iron comes into play. Eventually lead into using it on hand and feet. Then with a pair of channel locks and dedication grab the base of the dick, and hold it in place for the iron. Not a unitasker, but can be used to make unics
>>7391314
Why does this fucking happen to me I'm just posting about waffle irons
>>7391052
It's pretty unseemly to just smash open the bottle on a garbage can or the edge of a building. One has to be civilized around chicks.
>>7391325
Not if you're a grill.
>>7391102
It's a kinky sex toy.
>>7390609
I tried to make my own one time but I could only find half assed schleem and it fell apart. Apparently 90% of the schleem you find in stores is actually dyed borp. Real schleem costs real money.
cherry pitter desu.
after one season of pruny fingers and being stained with juice. i'm a convert.
>>7391052
I'm always worried that I'll shatter the bottle if I try it with a counter edge.
>>7391344
more likely to chip the counter.
>>7391229
Why do you need to iron wrinkles into your waffles? Why not just cook the batter in a pan?
>>7391353
can't have a waffle without the waffle.
>>7390520
That's not a unitasker, you can use use different mixtures.
>>7391353
Wouldn't cook evenly on both sides. The divets also add a nice crispness to it and collect syrup/cream nicely.
>>7391237
>>7391271
>>7391360
We all know what kind of cream you like collecting.
>>7389182
This is actually a very shitty tool and a very wasteful tool.
If you have a sharp carving knife and just cut out all the pits. You'd preserve a lot of very sweet flesh.
The flesh closest to the surface of the peel and around the pits are the most flavorful and sweet.
Been to several asian countries where the vendor, sometimes free sometimes for a small fee, will carve the pineapple for you. They just take out the pit and skin the fruit without cutting out all that juicy goodness.
The flavor ... omg... fucking so good.
Anyways
TLDR, learn to do some work and get a real pineapple, not just the fucking core.
>>7391353
I'm not sure you know what a waffle is, anon.
a blender
>>7391363
Only if you're doing it wrong.
>>7390844
And ugly ones.
>>7391373
"Doing it wrong" meaning "using a wooden table."
>>7391373
nope. depends on the counter top.
normal ceramic tiles can chip from pressure from a metal edge. if you push a fork down hard enough you will leave little marks from the tines.
paperstone will wear down (if you do it in the same spot repeatedly)
and granite will crumble/chip.
>>7390368
>Have to clean everything including the sucker every time you want to use it.
Drives me nuts, and it doesn't always peel perfectly either.
>>7391474
>doesn't always peel perfectly either
especially considering if you need to peel that many apples you probably got them from an orchard, so they'r more likely to be lopsided and not work well on the machine.
knives or traditionally peelers are still faster
source: the apple peeler sitting in the back of my cupboard.
Lifesaving. Don't understand how people live without an electric kettle.
>>7391084
You can use it as a tiny sieve, not a unitasker.
>>7391084
>what is a tiny chinois
>>7391496
>add water to pot, turn knob on stove
>add water to electric kettle, push button
>lifesaving
If you're going to die if you don't get your tea exactly at tea time then maybe you should plan 2 minutes ahead instead of buying the definition of a pointless unitasker.
>>7391496
>Not just using the microwave
>>7391528
>having a microwave
>>7391496
Fun fact: Electric kettles work much better in Europe where they have higher wattages available from the wall.
>>7391579
240v>120v
Why are Americans living like 3rd worlders?
>>7391595
We don't even need to ;_;
>>7391595
We did the hard work of inventing it, then took a shit.
>>7391516
You don't know what you don't know.
>>7390753
I can't get over it looking like a grate in a bathroom sink.
>>7390619
don't forget that you can use one to stress test your fingerboxes
>>7390972
It's what a wedding ring is for
>>7391225
ON TOP OF SPAGHETTI, ALL COVERED WITH CHEESE...
>>7391633
do you have more pictures like this?
>>7391640
why not make yr own?
(for you)
>>7391553
>MFW people act like they are superior for not owning a microwave
>MFW they occasionally use a microwave on America's Test Kitchen
>MFW I have no face
>>7391667
so these are your oc? they are beautiful
>>7390774
>>7390788
Crushing vs cutting produces different levels of flavor. Crushing the clove releases the oil more than simply chopping it or throwing it in whole. The press does a good job of crushing it (though I crush my cloves and mince, personally). I don't like the amount of the clove that gets leftover in the top part of the press. If I need a handful of garlic cloves I'll use the press, but one or two I'll get with the knife to avoid cleaning the press.
>>7391681
i only did the second one.
but thankyou : ))
>>7390520
>not going full donut robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92yt28kBRZQ
>>7391699
A garlic press is much faster than a knife because you can press the clove in the skin. You can finish an entire bulb before someone with a knife can finish mincing a clove. If I need coarse garlic I'll chop it with a knife but for most things a press is faster even with cleaning time.
>>7391790
agreed.
and i'm lazy....i rinse the press, get out the bulk, then next time i use it, shake out the spare bits of shriveled garlic that are stuck the holes.
>>7391790
>you can finish an entire bulb before someone with a knife can finish mincing a clove
You should really be working on your knife skills if you think that's normal.
>>7391147
Maybe you should re-read and re-comprehend the subject of this thread, you retard.
>pro tip:
It isn't about using 'uni-taskers' in stupid ways they weren't designed to be used...
>>7390212
breakfast++
>>7391814
I have plenty of practice with my knife skills but using a press in faster at processing the clove and the time saved on removing the peel. Across an entire bulb the time savings is significant and if you're processing several bulbs you'll finish far sooner.
>>7391068
fishing billy
>>7391903
ayy lmao
>>7391903
That was a joke; his lawyers made him include that.
>>7391903
Not actually a unitasker. You can use it to propel yourself in case the earth suddenly forgets how to gravity. Also a great emergency smoke machine.
>>7390517
Cept a knife ISNT a unitasker. Theres numerous ways to use a knife, cuts chops slices prys shaves, hell even crush with flat of blade. the can opener only opens cans and it does it in only one way. insert can, turn handle. Unitasker as fuck.
>>7390414
It literally only opens cans. any can yes, but only cans. Its a unitasker.
>>7392160
cream in carbonara and beans in chili...amirite xDD
(i love this board)
>>7391338
Clearly you failed to get authentic bleen.
>>7391020
It's not hard once people understande how leverage works. I've opened up beers with a folded up news paper. Nearly anything can be used to open up bottles once you "get" it.
>>7390609
I am 100% sure this image has been posted to reddit. I am more sure of this than my own existence
>>7390599
you don't have to formulate a categorically bounded definition of a word to use it
>>7390677
i'm willing to bet that using a knife in this case is both faster and more convenient
>>7390826
that's not the conclusion it draws and
>overly long
kill yourself
>>7390972
no, that's what another beer is for.
>>7392510
>wee gonna die if we don ge aw Tee wright bwody naw!
>day mus be on terrable shap on 'murrica havin 2 wai does extra 2 minu 4 da Tee!
We have electric kettles in the US, dum dum.
Almost nobody uses them because they're a waste of space and money unless you live on cup noodles and tea.
>>7392518
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y0slq095x0
>>7392523
fruit is so god damn easy to cut. why the fuck would anybody waste their money and time doing this? before you even reached the bottom id have the thing cored and diced. slices? no problem
totally useless
into the trash it goes
>>7392880
Because you get a pineapple cup afterward, stupid. Also it is much neater, the juice stays in the pineapple and the fruit goes straight to a bowl, no cutting board/washup needed
>>7391487
I can like 50-75lbs of apples every year and can categorically state that the machine is much, much faster than hand peeling. You do need to have it adjusted right, and a drop of loctite is well advised to keep it in play, but the thing is a marvel.
>>7390402
>coffee grinder
Can make oat flower with it.
pizza slicer tbqhwu senpai
>>7390520
wtf is this I dont even
Contributing to meme thread
>>7394696
what does it do?
>>7394710
I'm guessing it peels and deveins shrimp
>>7394696
how do you clean it!!?
>>7390609
>>7390619
>>7390636
>>7391338
>>7392246
Go back
>>7389191
I've cut pineapple. That "waste" part has these disgusting, chitinous brown divots.
>>7391008
>>7392467
>People on the cooking board trying to be elite with immature website politics
Get over yourselves and make me dinner, you cunts.
>>7394783
>>7391314
What happens between offing the first guy and making a dick waffle.
>>7391225
I'm not using a device the simulates giving a handy to a pencil dick
>>7391845
Gee Billy, why does your mom let you have TWO breakfast sandwiches?
I get a fair amount of use out of my fish scaler.
>>7395340
Only because you can use them to scratch your balls as well.
Also, I really like my rotary cheese grater.
I use it pretty much whenever I have to put Parmesan in anything.
>>7392518
Almost nobody uses them? Is that a joke? Here in Ontario literally everyone has a kettle. We drink a lot of tea though too.
>>7395376
Most people have a kettle for the stove, just not an electric one.
>>7395394
Ah, yea, electric is by far more popular here.
>>7395376
>We drink a lot of tea though too.
That's the crucial difference. We just aren't big tea drinkers. People will give you all kinds of condescendingly stupid reasons for why that is, but really we just aren't that into it. Most people drink it every now and then, but not nearly enough to justify getting special equipment
>>7395472
Well it's obviously not just tea but any hot drink, and we use it for anything involving boiling like pasta or whatever as well. It really is a huge convenience
>>7395350
Christ, you must have a burlap sack down there.
>>7389225
>>7389182
Dis?
>>7390476
good for guacamole as well
>>7397189
You must be that guy from the other thread who made guacamole with an unripe avocado.
If you're using a potato masher to make guacamole something is definitely wrong.
>>7389182
a garlic press
fresh pressed garlic can liven up many dishes
GOAT
>>7398069
Tableware doesn't count as a unitasker.
>>7391211
>Banana Lunchbox
>>7398069
I use that to hold one of my testicles while I eat
>>7395472
How do you fill your cafetiere?
>>7398069
Tiny bowl for sauces.
>>7395472
There's something uniquely satisfying about having a device that uses nearly as much power as the entire rest of your house just for the sake of getting tea slightly faster.
Sometimes I like to watch the electric meter wheel as the kettle gets switched on to see how much faster it spins.
>>7398230
It's going to use the same amount of Joules regardless of how quickly it puts heat into the water.
>>7398707
Probably a little less. A stove loses heat around the sides, whereas a kettle has the element plunged directly in the water.
>>7390379
Is that a hammy down?
>>7397208
>If you're using a potato masher to make guacamole something is definitely wrong.
why
it says nothing about avocado ripeness
>>7398707
and?
>>7391339
That's an olive pitter moran
