Why the fuck is this considered an import in Texas?
It's not.
>>7398119
Isn't it brewed in Texas?
Beerfags have a chip on their shoulder about Europe
In the beerfag mind, no matter how much they shriek USA USA #1 #1, they still secretly believe that they need to impress Europe. Just look at all the butthurt in the average beer thread. Disagree with someone's taste? You're automatically from Europe.
In any case. In a beer store, "import" has traditionally meant good where they put the good stuff. This is your real cue as to how the beerfag mind works, in real physical terms.
Now, Texas. In Texas, shit taste reigns. In the kingdom of shit taste, Shiner bock is considered good, because it's from Texas and Texas is not part of America unless it's convenient in which case USA USA #1. But I digress. Shiner ---> Good --> Import.
That is the nature of things in the United States of Flyover Land.
>>7398231
>In the beerfag mind, no matter how much they shriek USA USA #1 #1, they still secretly believe that they need to impress Europe. Just look at all the butthurt in the average beer thread. Disagree with someone's taste? You're automatically from Europe.
That's literally all Americans when discussing everything though.
>>7398119
I don't give a fuck about what gets said in the rest of this thread; this is good beer and I will continue to drink it.
You probably went to a terrible, outdated liquor store that only has two sections for beer: "macros" and "imports".
Everyone in Texas knows Shiner Bock is from Texas.
>>7398231
This is some top-level shitposting.
