>I have everything a middle class american family would have
Drive 15 minutes through your single-use subdivision until you find the arterial road. Drive down the arterial road for 45 minutes while listening to Howard Stern and road raging at the one public transport bus that's miraculously in operation despite decades of budget cuts pushed by soccer moms who believe buses bring a dangerous criminal element. Take the feeder road exist to large centralized single-use retail shopping center. Inch through gridlock lunch-hour traffic for 30 minutes, towards the MacDonalds drive-thru. Order a meal with enough calories to feed a family of six but no appreciable micronutrients for $3.99, notice it's 10 cents more than it was in 2009, without adjusting for inflation. Rage at the BLM movement for putting Obama in power and causing this. Inhale your meal while sitting in your car with the engine running, return for seconds. Then go home using the reverse of the process you took to get to MacDonalds.

Suicide

>>7877687

First 2 time frames are completely fuckin wrong.

>>7877679
Red bull and vodka
Two grilled cheese sandwiches

>>7877687
b-but i live literally 2 minutes away from mcdonalds, and i don't live in a suburb

>middle class american family would have
Hamburger Helper or whatever other ready meal you have on hand. Or Hot Pockets.

>>7877701
>Hamburger Helper or whatever other ready meal you have on hand. Or Hot Pockets
I actually have neither of these.

>>7877687
> being this disillusioned about Funmerica

>>7877706
Then you don't
>have everything a middle class american family would have
because literally every single middle class American family has some sort of ready meal or dinner kit on hand, always. Every. Single. One.

Read the constitution.

>>7877679
Just have a sandwich and some chips
That's my go to lunch

I rarely cook lunches