What's for breakfast guys?
cold angel hair spaghetti and a meatball from a local Italian joint from last night
>>7862400
Is pizza the most flexible food in the world? I can't think of a time where I shouldn't or don't want pizza.
>>7862403
It's pretty great.
I realise not everyone on /ck/ is a connoisseur so I'll explain for the uninitiated what II'm sampling today.
1 x Large BBQ stuffed crust half/half pizza
Left half - Hawaiian(Ham, Mushroom and Pineapple)
Right Half - The Sizzler(Spicy CHicken, Pepperoni, Jalapenos, Onions and Herbs with a Sundried tomato and garlic sauce)
1 x Chicken Kickers Combo (Succulent CHicken Kickers on a bed of Potato Wedges)
1 x Chocolate Brownie(4 squares)
I'd rate it a solid 8 out of 9..
>>7862403
Brunch maybe?
about to fry up some kermits and eat some bugs.
fuck pizza.
>>7862805
POst results pls.
>>7862400
i see you're having obesity for breakfast
>>7862853
>having such a shitty metabolism one meal will make you obese
Must be hard on you.
>>7862913
if you consider that a "normal" breakfast then that isn't just one meal now is it, fattie?
>>7862929
Stop projecting, kiddo.
>>7862805
coonass
>>7862929
The meal depicted is probably 2k cal tops. If that a snack is all he eats for the day it's not really that much food. Two meals a day is the way to go.
>>7862979
>Two meals a day is the way to go.
My nigga
Had big breakfast with my family today
>>7862983
I only eat one meal a day, it's pretty awesome
>>7862994
>one meal
Okay, fatty. I only drink four ounces of water a day and photosynthesize the rest of what I need.
>>7862979
Lazy black detected.
Try getting out of bed before noon, Jamal.
>>7862979
>2k cal tops
haha now. the pizza by itself is 2500. add to that the order of chicken kickers and the cinnamon bun or lava cake in the red box that entire meal is 3500. average healthy adult should only eat 2000 calories a day
>>7862400
>2016
>Still eating breakfast
>>7863227
>2016
>not eating vodka for breakfast
>>7863233
>skipping the most important meal
>>7862425
>BBQ "pizza"
>stuffed crust "pizza"
>pineapple on "pizza"
>connoisseur
Fuck off to /b/ you disgusting Anglo troglodyte.
>>7863237
>doing manual labor
>>7863238
What's wrong with bbq or pineapple? Sweet goes great with salty/savory.
I do agree with stuffed crust being bullshit. If your crust is so bad that you need to make it into a gimmick to get people to eat it, that just means you can't make a decent pizza to begin with.
>>7863239
>labor
>>7863238
It's not a BBQ pizza.
The crust is stuffed with cheese and BBQ sauce, you fucking autist.
>>7863245
What's the problem? That there isn't a pointless silent "U"?
Making fun of the predominant spelling is almost as tryhard as making fun of white people.
>>7863233
I take my vodka before bed you filthy degenerate.
>>7863270
But breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
>>7863174
I highly doubt (YOU) weigh under 300 lbs you fat piece of shit
>>7863250
That's even more disgusting you horrific manchild.
The mental image of some pathetic flyover /b/tard shoveling into his throat this abomination of a ""pizza"" stuffed with American ""cheese"" and brown goop consisting of corn syrup, food coloring and thickening agents that he believes to be ""BBQ sauce"", and then making a post about how he's a ""connoisseur"" is so vomit-inducing that I'm actually offended.
You know this is a cooking board, right, you swine? Tell me, what's the last thing you've cooked? You fat fucking disgrace.
>>7863158
Did you miss the part where OP said it's a LARGE with stuffed crust? That's 4000 calories.
Fuck the box of 8 brownies by itself is 2000 calories...
>>7863280
>he gets this triggered at pizza
Calm down and go ask your mommy to make you some tendies, kid.
>>7863300
The pizza is about 2000 calories and the brownies less than 600.
>>7863315
no it's fucking not fatass. nutrition info for a large hand tossed pizza with those toppings is 3600 calories at least, and that's not even counting the cheese and bbq sauce stuffing fatass. the brownies are 200 calories A PIECE.
>>7863331
Are you suggesting Dominos are lying, retard?
>>7863338
are you suggesting i didn't just get that information from Dominos nutrition guide online? because that's where i got it, fatass
>>7863402
But it specifically states 137 calorie per brownie and 212 per slice.
You need to work on your reading comprehension, kid.
>>7863417
Sorry, 147 calorie per brownie.
>>7863515
Must be smaller portions here in Britain.
147 per brownie slice.
>>7862400
>mushrooms on a Hawaiian pizza
>>7863553
Mushrooms and black olives are the two most common toppings added to a standard Hawaiian. It's obviously a pizza made for people with good taste.
Coffee and cigs /thread.
>>7863417
what a deluded piece of shit you are. the brownie says in plain english 190+ per slice and >>7863515 in plain english says the pizza you built is at least 2000 counting just the crust AND cheese, not even the sauce, not even the toppings, not even the extra cheese and diabetes sauce stuffed in the crust. stop relying on bullshit cherry picked calorie entries on MFP. if you can't be honest and objective when calorie counting you're just gonna stay a fat fuck forever. then again if you can eat a whole large pizza, an order of fucking brownies, an order of chicken nuggets etc by yourself like it was nothing you're never gonna not be a fat fuck
>>7862403
Sandwich is more flexible than pizza
>>7863767
I actually gagged.
>>7863910
Better brace yourself because he's reposted that image in half a dozen other threads like it's something new.
>>7863842
Apologise!
>>7864571
No fattie
>>7864904
binging 6000 calories in one sitting is perfectly healthy, good one OP
>>7865169
OP has already proven it's only about 3500 though.
>>7865175
that pizza by itself is 3500, fattie. also, not OP, but (You)
>>7865182
a large with stuffed crust isn't 212 cal per slice einstein. look up the fucking nutrition guide you fat piece of shit
Workin man's breakfast desu, granola bar and black coffee.
I'm more of a hearty dinner guy
>>7865198
the 190 figure is in the fucking PDF posted above. OP is clearly a cherry picking fuck who is completely deluded about how much he's binging. he was even suggesting the entire meal was 2000 calories earlier
>>7865201
this. good man. who the fuck can get work done when your insulin spikes and you're half dozed off in a food coma
Vodka, straight. Its my brothers.. im a recovering alcoholic and hes been in the hospital from a heart attack the day after his 29th bday.
>>7865208
So OP's information comes directly from the website and is up to date. Your information comes from some outdated pdf?
I'll stick with OP's facts as it would not be in Dominos interests to lie about the nutritional information of their produce.
>>7865175
>Almost twice the amount of calories a healthy adult should be consuming in a day
Yeah, binging nearly twice the calories a normal adult needs for a whole day is totally fine. OP is a real health nut he is. I'm sure he doesn't weigh 300lbs+
>>7865219
OPs information clearly comes from some targeted ad (complete with BUY NOW link) without any specifics including weight and macro nutrient breakdown. You're a deluded piece of shit OP. Stay fat
>>7865213
See, my thing is that they say eating a big breakfast boosts your metabolism, which must be true because when I have a proper breakfast I'm starving two hours later.
>>7865225
that's not how metabolism works. spiking your insulin and making you sleepy is not how you start your day
>>7865224
Seems it comes directly from their website.
How many times exactly do you need to be proven wrong.
>>7865226
I went to France recently and their lifestyle really agreed with me. I'd go outside and grab a croissant and get on with my day, and that would do me well until noonish. Hell, they don't really even have a word for breakfast, they just call it petit déjeuner, "little lunch".
Absolutely awful coffee though.
>>7865232
seems you have shit reading comprehension. it comes from a fucking AD selling the product on their site. not to mention it has ZERO details about product weight and macro nutrient breakdown. the PDF posted above also comes from their site and contains complete nutrition information
>>7865226
That's exactly how your metabolism works, my friend.
>>7865242
having an insulin spike is not conducive to working you fat fuck. unless you're a security guard who gets around on a segway and you take naps once you get to work
>>7865239
One pdf is american and the site is britbong.
Look up the britbong pdf you insufferable loony and then mash your keyboard some more.
>>7865247
As if britbongs are any healthier than fat fucks in the american bible belt. Their as fat and disgusting on average as OPs 300lb beauty
>>7865247
Sure thing, i'm sure the entire binge will add up to under 2K just like you asserted earlier. You fat fuck LOL
>>7865246
Yes, it's much better to have sugary treats and caffeine for breakfast.
If you are too lazy to prepare a meal before work that's fine. But please, stop spreading your misinformation.
>>7865255
Having coffee and a croissant is the ideal breakfast. Not 6000 calories of grease with a pile of brownies on the side
>>7865255
Just so we're clear, the guy you're arguing with isn't me, granola bar and coffee guy.
I want to get this out of the way in case he goes nuts and inadvertently makes me look bad on this anonymous cooking section of a Taiwanese knitting forum.
left over fried chicken
>>7865259
>Having coffee and a croissant is the ideal breakfast.
Incorrect
>Not 6000 calories of grease with a pile of brownies on the side
I never said pizza and brownies would make a good breakfast.
>>7865263
I hope you're reheating that in the oven.
>>7865270
of course. microwaves cant reheat for shit and cold fried chicken taste terrible
>>7865267
What's your idea of an ideal breakfast?
>>7865262
Duly noted.
I'm pretty certain it's the same autist getting upset @OP due to the excess use of the words "fat fuck".
>>7865274
Friend of mine swears by cold fried chicken and I just don't understand it.
>>7865278
my dad does too. It gives me a stomach ache
>>7865275
Ham, Eggs and toast.
Muesli, yoghurt and fruit.
Soup.
Something that will give you a decent amount of energy to start your day and see you through until lunchtime.
>>7865280
I'm just wary of cold chicken. I don't care if it was cooked last night, I'm not spending my day puking my guts out on the chance of saving twenty minutes reheating it.
>>7865285
Chicken will usually keep for at least 2 days as long as it's been refrigerated.
>>7865283
>Something that will give you a decent amount of energy to start your day and see you through until lunchtime.
The only thing you need for that is caffeine
>>7865291
Not exactly healthy though.
>>7865291
Sounds like you abuse your caffeine, friend. I like my morning coffee, but I drink it more as a comfort than anything.
>>7865292
how exactly? have you bothered reading research on ill effects of caffeine. basically there are NONE. you'll find "lack of sleep" as being #1 listed ill effect. well no shit, sherlock. don't drink coffee before bedtime
>>7865293
nope. two cups a day. you don't need to chug coffee all day to overcome hunger pangs. man up and have a little self control.
>>7865301
It's unhealthy because you are denying your body the nutrients that it requires to run properly.
>>7865305
uh no, I log everything i eat and hit my macros. i know what goes in my body. just because i don't feel the incessant need to stuff my face every four hours doesn't mean i'm "unhealthY'
>>7865308
>it's healthy to go 16 hours without eating every day.
>>7865305
You realize digestion of food isn't automatic. What you eat at breakfast isn't powering you through to lunch. The only automatic is the effect of glucose on your blood insulin levels
>>7865312
Yes. It is infact. Intermittent fasting is a great way to maintain or lose weight. And also a great way to build discipline with regards to how much and how frequently you eat. I would rather have a cup of coffee and croissant in the morning, a light snack at lunch, and a great steak dinner at night than 3 pithy meals throughout the day.
>>7865314
t. unhealthy person that probably only shits once a day
>>7865322
Yes. Once a day and like a clock. If you have to stool more than once a day then you have a shit diet/dietary habits
>>7865317
>losing weight is healthy
>eating your main meal at night
I feel so sorry for your bowels.
>>7865326
They work perfectly fine. If you should feel sorry for anything it should be that cow I murdered. That steak was fucking delicious.
>>7865331
You can't murder a cow, it's an animal.
>>7865334
But they're fucking delicious though
>>7865335
Agreed.
fresh fruit and cheese
>>7865192
Jesus christ, are you americans all so fucking retarded?
It was already shown that Dominos UK differs from the US menu. Literally just go on the UK site and look at that nutrition info and stop being such a retard,.
>>7865239
>T-THE SITE IS LYING TO YOU!
>IT'S PERFECTLY LEGAL TO MISREPRESENT THE CALORIES IN YOUR FOOD IN ADVERTISEMENT
Maybe in the US, lardass. Go look at the UK menu and calm yourself down before you have a heart attack.
>>7865714
No shit. OP had a perfectly healthy britbong breakfast. He's definitely not an obese tosser. Pip-pip cheerio.
>>7862805
>crayfish
>bugs
Do you even taxonomy?
crepes with mango in them
>>7865738
Those things in the front bowl are bugs m8.
Pizza in Lithuania.
