Have you ever considered eating your pizza slice inside-out?
The sauce and toppings go directly on your tongue.
I chew my pizza, so the sauce and toppings do go directly on my tongue.
no. the toppings and cheese and sauce would fall off. The bread is a strong, stable handle. I get mad enough when I'm at the end of a sandwich and a bite shoots filling out the end, let alone a food that shouldn't be messy like pizza
I started the day with leftover pizza.
Secret aardvark cottage cheese, tomato, anchovies and jalapenos.
Sounds good, OP.
I had the usual fare of macronutrients.
ur moms pussy, nigga.
What's your fave meat?
guess what I'm making for dinner
Who else is proud to be vegan?
Where can I acquire human breastmilk?
You can induce lactation on your girlfriend within a month by suckling during sex. She might be opposed to lactating at first, so play it off as nipple play, and when she finally starts leaking, ask to try some. By that point she will probably be into it because she'll think of it more as sex. Massage her breasts and stuff and you'll have your own breastmilk cow in no time. I've done this with my last 2 girlfriends and it's pretty awesome. Just make sure your hands are warm when you milk her.
Hey /ck/ I'm going with some friends to Buffalo wild wings in a little while. Ive never gone. What does /ck/ think of the place?
What kind of wings should I get?
Get the buffalo seasoning (dry rub) it's god tier.
>10 buffalo seasoning
>10 honey bbq
>5 or 10 mango habanero depending on how much I want my next shit to burn
>side of fries or nachos
>ranch to dip
How do you like to cook your potatoes, /ck/?
I put a little olive oil in a bowl with dried herbs and spices I like. Then I cut the potatoes into wedges and toss with the oil and spice mixture. Lastly, I place the potatoes evenly on a tray with some foil and roast at 400 for 45 minutes or so until they're crispy like i like them.
Protip: Leave the skin on. It's delicious and good for you.
What do you think of British cuisine, /ck/?
pig disgusting, fortunately at least in London you can get virtually any type of cuisine so you never have to eat british food. This guy will whip you up some delicious tikka masala.
I mean mushy peas? Come on.
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>not using the right pasta for the occasion
>thinks all pasta is interchangeable enough to make a tier list
Is it more unhealthy to eat two large pizzas in one go and not eat for 12 hours or eat one large pizza then another large pizza 6 hours later?
Do you know the correct way to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, anon?
Alright southerners explain this shit
I've got a new recipe for you all.
It's a sausage egg McMuffin with maple caramel spread on it. It's fucking magical.
I call it the "Boss Muffin".