What do you normally eat with your chili?
I'm getting sick of rice
What do you think is the best snack to go with beer?
>I prefer the traditional style of 7 grams of coffee per 25 milliliters of water
>...the American style of espresso. It's fruity, it's a little over-concentrated for my tastes.
>I don't like the American coffee culture. What they perceive to be a good espresso is an espresso that has had so much coffee jammed into a small amount of water that they suddenly perceive it as something they've never tasted before and therefore it's good
Is he right? Is American...
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Americans don't know that there are different grades of roasting or that the aim of an espresso isn't to cram as much caffeine into a shot as possible. As far as I can tell, they just use filter coffee grounds for everything.
What are foods you HAVE to like to be considered an adult?
Best cheese. And it isn't moldy like frog or wop cheese.
Are you craft beer faggots too hip to drink guinness?
/ck/ hold me
>Be male, 26
>Go to wife's family's house for her birthday
>Her mother is part landwhale (think 400 lbs, easily)
>"Oh anon! We're making steak for Sharon's birthday! We wanna eat healthy!"
>This is a woman who shares those "tasty" videos where the main ingredient is sweetened condensed milk
>On top of that--steak is one of the least healthy meats--but I just smile and say I'm excited for whatever they make
>MIL also regularly get fast food, I'm talking 4-5 times a week
>Wife and FIL are somehow not landwhales
>FIL comes home with New York Strips, not bad
>MIL first pats them off with a paper towel to "remove the blood and make them healthier," then takes them and slathers them in: Oil, butter, salt, pepper, and more oil
>And then slaps them in a fucking George Foreman
>After cooking them two minutes on each side in the George Foreman she slams them in the oven for 15 minutes
>I offer to help, am declined
>"Oh anon don't you worry I cook all the time!"
>No bitch you DON'T your main fucking diet is Mcdonalds fries
>Steak is now leather, could be mistaken for a handbag
>I grimace through it while the rest are ooooing and ahhing complimenting her (lack) of cooking skills
>"Healthy" but also no salad or vegetables of any kind
>"Healthy" but sides include (but are not limited to): McDonalds Fries, white rice w/ butter, mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, so many fucking potatoes
>Manage to somehow eat the whole steak, say how great it was, and smile through it all
>My asshole had revenge on me later
I don't get it. Literally the only reason she's overweight is because she eats absolute GARBAGE and sits on her ass all fucking day. She said that she needs "Eight small meals a day!" No bitch, you need one a fucking month with the amount of blubber you've accumulated.
>Pic related is what is looked like
Horror stories when you were a guest somewhere /ck/?
>was visiting Memphis where my grandparents live, planning to eat at an amazing local chicken place for lunch (uncle lou's)
>go to grandparents house, love my grandmother dearly but she had very pleb taste
>she takes me out and buys me shoes because she's a grandmother
>insists upon gracing me with further hospitality despite my concerns that she's already done too much
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>cheese package has a GLUTEN FREE label right in the middle
I can't take this meme anymore, I want off the ride
Write them a letter and ask why they don't have a cheese with gluten in it like other cheese companies do. Tell them you don't buy their cheese specifically because they don't provide a gluten option, and would greatly appreciate it if they rectified this issue.
Considering that your average wisconsin "all natural real edible cheese-related food product" has about 38,000 ingredients that were unknown to mankind before the Manhattan Project, I'd say those with celiac disease are right to wonder what the fuck is in that package.
Or they could just by DOCG cheese made in a country where there are labeling standards so you don't have to rely on the good faith of shady multinationals.
McDonald's makes the best breakfast, prove me wrong!
Are there really people afraid to eat runny egg yolks?
If you have access to an independent butcher, fucking use him
I'm never going back to supermarket meat
I dunno, the independent meat places I've been to were subpar. I knew people that worked at them, they weren't unsanitary but the shops just seemed trashy. At least with supermarkets you know they keep it clean and upright to avoid bad press
I do and it's great stuff. Problem is that they specialize in bulk, so I can't just pop in and get a single filet or a smaller portion cut for days when it's just me. The yuppie grocery store sells individually packaged steaks, not to mention all the other things I usually need. So the butcher only gets my business around holidays/times when I'm planning to make a shitton of food.
>tfw no deep freezer because dat city apartment life
Agreed. I had this revelation a few months ago. Feels good trying new crazy stuff every weekend. They smoke and cure all their shit in house and it's all so good. Best corned beef I've had in my life. A little expensive for everyday protein needs but getting bacon and sausage and meat for the grill and cured meats and deli meat and duck fat is like an addiction. Guanciale changed my life.
What do you guys think of this apparent new trend in dessert of everyone making ridiculous milkshakes? Supposedly this is the new "cronut".
I personally love milkshakes but I'm always skeptical as to these over the top foods as often they look prettier than they look. Need to see if there's a place in my city that does them like pic related and try it out.
You can tellt his is a piece of shit trend because they're putting the shakes in Mason jars.
The way the top of the jar is shaped prevents you from being able to easily get the last bits of the shake out, including the delicious bits of whatever have sunk to the bottom. It's harder to get a spoon in there, the fluid sticks around the lip, and all in all it's just a piece of shit thing to do.
You'd have to be a pretty fat fuck to eat/drink a whole shake like that in one sitting.
It would never catch on with the health-conscious "in" crowd, and you just know one of those fuckers costs $10.
where will the chipotle junkies go to now
Is gin good to drink by itself? No tonic water, no mixers, no carbonated water - just gin. Is it good to drink? Also, any other good/decent brands besides Beefeater? Please don't recommend whiskey, as I won't touch the thing due to several reasons.
t.want to buy and drink something other than wine
I have accumulated about a pint of bacon grease and I stand to gather nearly a half gallon from my backstock of frozen bacon.
Other than greasing my skillet for eggs and sauteing veggies what can I do with that much bacon grease?
>bring it to liquid state
>put it into glass bottles
>cork the top with rags
>light the top of the bottle
>throw it at the line of police officers impeding your freedom
>demand an end to the corruption
>clank with your brothers