what's your favorite meme condiment?
So I just landed a job at the google headquarters as a cook at one of their many on campus cafes. Does that mean I can go around to bars and tell women that I work at google to increase my chances of them sleeping with me? Pretty sweet gig actually, pays above industry average, mon-fri only, and only breakfast and lunch.
Restaurant worker general
>does that mean I can go around to bars and tell women that I work at google to increase my chances of them sleeping with me
Cooking is the one job where you never get the perks everyone else enjoys.
Still sounds like a pretty good gig. Give updates when you start.
Food you are ashamed to love thread
Frito chili pie
frito pie is a blaphemy, not even mexican stuff, maybe, just maybe nachos, plus they are barely border food will do, but frito pie is kind of gross..
What is it about supermarkets that attracts mentally ill employees?
>Meat department is perpetually medicated
>Deli/bakery is full of autistic weaboos
>Cashiers are the embodiment of anxiety
>Baggers are literally retarded
What's going on here? Anyone have any good grocery coworker stories to share?
It was the only place that would hire me ;_;
I am for the food not for the retards
What is the deal with this shitty meme website and its recipes catering to lazy millenials who can't cook but like to pretend they do?
Every time I log onto Facebook these days I always see at least one of these videos. Why are people these days so fascinated by cooking videos meant for people with the attention span and cooking skills of a fucking chimp?
I mean you pretty much answered your own question. The website is for lazy millenials who can't cook but pretend they do.
These people do have the attention span and cooking skills of a chimp.
>I am angry that people enjoy being entertained
Guys, there's some black stuff in my raw chicken breast. It's a bit like really small pieces of seaweed. I picked them out, is it still safe to eat?
Are there any alcoholics in recovery here?
I was close to hitting bottom. Too close. Four days sober now. It sounds like bullshit, I know, but I've never counted the days before. I've never really tried.
What was your poison, /ck/? I always loved a bottle of red wine and 12 beers. That was just enough to get me where I needed to be. Enough to get me high and then send me to sleep. But I know better now.
Hello /ck/ I got some cut up fish what should I do with it?I suck big dick cooking fish.
>one or two drops
>swirl it around then pour it out
>wave the bottle over the shaker
Why did these memes start? Vermouth is really good and if it isn't in your martini, you're just drinking watery gin.
that's not a fucking martini
That's funny, because early martini recipes have way more vermouth than anybody would use today.
Nobody really knows the origin of the martini, I'm ready to state outright that your chosen theory is wrong.
>wave the bottle
yeah that shit pisses me right off. if you want gin or vodka order gin or vodka. can you imagine that with any other drink?
>hey gimme a gin and tonic, but don't take the lid off the gin just pretend to pour it and make little "blub blub" noises to simulate it being poured.
so, you just want tonic water in a glass?
>NO! I want a gin and tonic but i hate gin, asshole!
What's wrong with good old fashioned russet potatoes? It seems like everything uses sweet potatoes instead these days.
they are great
my family is potato farmers and agree unanimously that boiled, skin on, with butter salt and pepper is the best way to eat them
it's boring as all hell, but fuck they're satifying
If I'm not supposed to eat it then why does it taste so damn good?
What's your favorite multinational consumer goods company? I think Unilever is bretty good, they make a lot of things I buy every day.
By feeding poor nations, they make artichoke and crab dip cheaper.
Im not fat but i want to be almost gross skinny.
Im 5'11" and weight 165. i want to be 150 or 140-ish. What should i eat/not eat? im not going to /fit/ because they will tell me its unhealthy. im down for not eating. ive lost weight like that before but it sucked. is there anything besides grilled chicken i can eat a shit ton of and nothing will happen? thank you
one can of tuna fish, and/or one apple per day, black coffee, and water.