Make sure you get a big one to have the whole experience
Sharks have two dicks. There was also a mexican guy who had two dicks
whatcha gon' order boy?
>I would like the Dick Butkus Big Blue Burger cooked medium please. Slaw, no fries. For my drink I'd like an iced water with lemon.
WELL I'll BE DAMNED DANDY, LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A CITY SLICKER HERE. WHERE YOU FROM BOY. YOU ONE OF THEM COLLEGE GRADUATES?
Ever taste something that was so magnificent that you had to vomit it up, just to taste it all over again?
So I ordered pic related on amazon; it'l be coming soon. Local foreign markets don't carry them =/.
Has anyone had it and what does it pair best with?
I want to use lemongrass, bok choy, and green onion obv ( and some mushrooms and raw white onions as well ). But does it pair better with poultry, beef, or seafood? I'm a huge fan of calamari so I might try it with that first I think unless someone has experience with it and knows better.
anyone else prefer to drink things in glass bottles?
coke has always tasted 123123% better out of those little 8 ounce bottles. That will never change.
Ice water w/ ice cubes also is great when drinking out of a glass cup; same thing in plastic solo cups is shit.
I'm also a fan of the styrofoam cups that chickfillet uses when serving dr.pepper; it's goat.
>Jar of pasta sauce
Thanks a lot taste.com
Can you guys teach me how to make bolognese sauce without cheating? What the fuck did people do before stock existed? I always see recipes calling for stock, what if you want to learn cooking from scratch?
google "how to make beef stock" you fucking idiot
and it specifically states a 700g jar of tomato sauce, meaning you can just use 700g of any sauce you make yourself
fucking hell how did you even find out how to get internet or post on this site?
why does this hurt my throat?
My microwave is just too damn happy
opinions on microwaves?
deadly. microwaves emit raidation at 500x the amount of cell phones. Everytime you stand near one thats on it rips apart your dna.
If you are a man it will destroy your semen and if your are women it will mutate your eggs and your babies have potentially a 90% greater chance of being defective.
They also destroy the dna in food. so if you heat up chicken or something then all that broken dna is going into you and can interact with your dna causing massive deadly mutations.
it also basicaly a mini...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
rice noodles vs pasta
who can win?
I recently bought pic related instant dry rice and want to make my own at home. This is rice that you you eat instantly without putting it in boiling water.
Normal raw rice on the right. This stuff is puffy
How can one man be so based?
Too bad he doesn't do eating challenges anymore all he fucking does are those gay ass vlogs. It seems like he's trying to get back into it but not enough. LA Beast more like LA wuss!!!
Let me drop this on you /ck/.
Grilled cheese, yes? With: SWEET CHILLI.
So in a feeble attempt to curb my habit of never cooking anything ever I bought a slow cooker so I can throw shit in it in the morning and when I get off work have something better than McDonalds.
Thing is, I don't really have any recipes to draw from to throw in the pot. What are some of y'alls favorite recipes using this thing -- preferably on the cheap.
Pic is basically what I got - 5 quart pot.
I've actually got this going right now.
Only used it for the marinade though.
Bought a 7lb shoulder. Used the dry and wet ingredients, threw it in the crock pot.
Going to shed it, bag up the leftovers and put in the freezer, and use some for a Cuban style pizza tonight. A little extra work, but the recipe sounds pretty good for sandwiches.
I did double up the marinade ingredients because it's 7 lbs and bumped up the time to 8 hours.
The /ck/ confessional is now open.
>I prefer pic related to the "real" stuff.
I still love this stuff on brauts with caramelized onions and spicy brown mustard.
At the end of a long, stressful week, I just want a tendies basket with ranch, bbq, honey mustard, and some of that ketchup/worcestershire/mayonnaise sauce you get at Raising Cane's and other tendies vendors.